I, Seimei, can't be an audiophile

Ibaraki Doji was going to settle accounts with Ma Cang Ye Wang, but he was not so reckless as to rush directly to Ma Cang Ye Wang to fight.

It is said that the Onmyoji has two powerful shikigami!He won't do such a stupid thing as three-on-one!

Ibaraki Doji thought of a clever plan, he can also dress up as a woman!Since King Ma Cang Ye can cheat and swallow feelings by dressing up as a woman, why can't it be the other way around?

He can use women's clothing to make Ma Cang Ye Wang relax his vigilance, and after getting close to Ye Wang, he can be arrested and apologized to Jiu Tun, hahaha!

——Yes, Ma Cang Yewang is relatively famous in the circle, everyone knows that he can read minds, but Ibaraki is an outsider!

He doesn't live in Heianjing!If he knew the biggest characteristic of King Ma Cang Ye, he probably wouldn't do such meaningless things, but he didn't know.

So Ibaraki put on women's clothes and prepared to go to King Ma Cang Ye to trick him into relaxing his vigilance.

At first, I didn't feel anything special, but when I entered Heian-kyo, Ibaraki found that the surrounding Yamato people always peeked at him from time to time.

Ibaraki was puzzled. Later, he observed and found that the clothing habits in Heiankyo were very different from those outside Rashomon. Dressing like him, he looked like a foreigner, and he was tall, so he didn't attract attention!

Although Ibaraki is not as smart as Shuten, he is also a clever ghost. He immediately understood that he had to change into a local costume, so that it would be easier for the people in Heian-kyo to let go of their vigilance.

So he went to a big clothing store, chose a set of women's clothing to try on, and felt good about himself. The store happened to have a bronze mirror. He took photos and felt that his women's clothing was perfect, so After buying the clothes, I was going to find King Ma Cang Ye.

As a result, after going out, I don’t know if it’s an illusion. It seems that everyone is still peeping at him, and the eyes and expressions don’t look like admiration. What’s going on?

When he was thinking about this question with a confused face, a nobleman who was shopping at a street stall happened to see him looking at those who were peeping at him with a confused face, so he came over to talk to him.

"Brother, what help do you need?"

Ibaraki was startled: "You, what are you talking about, I—"

The nobleman smiled: "Ha, brother, you are curious why I can see that you are wearing women's clothing, right? Don't mention me, everyone can see it, so it's strange that other people look at you. It's not me, although this is It's a matter of personal preference, but you are too unprofessional."

Ibaraki was upset at first, but after hearing the last sentence of the other party, he couldn't help but blurt out and ask, "How do you say that?"

Your son guided him professionally: "First of all, the skeletons of men and women are different, and the ratio of the waist to the shoulders is also different. You can't just put on clothes and come here. Anyone can see that there is a problem. You have to wrap something around your waist and chest. Let's adjust the ratio."

Ibaraki suddenly realized: "There is such a thing!"

The nobleman saw that he was interested, so he spoke more vigorously: "Besides, there is also the problem of dressing style. There are also tall women, and tall women are not suitable for noble women who wear twelve singles. People who are short in stature look good in it, but if they are tall and wear it like that, wouldn't they look like a bear?

It's scary to look at it, who can cherish the fragrance and pity the jade?So you should not choose luxurious and complicated styles, you should choose thin styles, but the texture is relatively hard and does not show your figure. "

"In addition, the hairstyle needs to be adjusted. A man's face is big, and it will be very obvious if there is no hair on the side. You should not tie up your hair, you should put it down, especially the side of the face is fixed with rice paste or the like. , it will make the face look smaller. Or wrap it with a headscarf, in short, the proportion of the face should look a little smaller."

The more Ibaraki listened, the more he admired him: "Brother, you are really amazing. If there is anything else, please tell me!"

Your son repeatedly pointed out several points, such as the eyebrows are not trimmed, the large pores need to be covered with powder, and the women's walking posture is not so heroic, etc. Ibaraki is very convinced.

The two chatted very happily. Your son even took the initiative to take him to a women's clothing store and a barber shop to deal with clothes, hair, eyebrows, and makeup. The other party also taught him how to draw more like a woman.

Ibaraki was led around by the other party, packed it again, and when he finally looked at the bronze mirror, he was astonished as a heavenly man by himself!

——Ah, so beautiful, so I am so beautiful?

No, wait, I'm a man, how can I be happy because of my beauty dressed as a woman?

But it is so beautiful, more beautiful than all the beauties I have ever seen!

Ibaraki's mood was contradictory and complicated, and your son knew what he was thinking when he saw his expression.

"It's everyone's right to be beautiful, whether it's a man or a woman, as long as you can be beautiful, what difference does it make if you wear men's or women's clothes?

In the future, clothing will not be restricted by gender!Like you, it's called COSPLAY, role-playing, as long as the role-playing is good enough, what else does it matter? "

Ibaraki still hesitated: "But, it's not good, others will think I'm weird."

Young Master: "Heh, let me tell you, both men and women are animals with good looks, just wait."

Your son stopped a man from the street and brought him over. When the man saw Ibaraki, he was astonished.

"What would you think if I told you that this is a man disguised as a woman?"

When the man heard this, he shed tears!

"The world is so unfair! Such a beauty is actually a man! No, it doesn't matter if it's a man, this beauty, think about me—"

Your son kicked this man away: "Did you see that! Appearance is justice!"

Ibaraki: "—"

It seems, very reasonable!Yes, what I wear is nobody else's business!As long as it is beautiful!

Ibaraki: "What you said makes sense! That's right, as long as you look good, it doesn't matter if you're a man or a woman!"

Well, he finally understood why he couldn't impress Jiu Tun when he was dressed as a woman before. It turned out that it was not his problem, but a technical problem!If you don't look good in women's clothing, your gay friends will find it ugly, but if you dress well in women's clothing, outsiders will be willing to be licking dogs!

The two chatted very happily, and after exchanging some details about women's clothing, they felt that it was too late to meet each other.

Ibaraki couldn't help asking: "You have so much experience, don't you really love women's clothing?"

Your son explained: "No, my former friends really liked to pull me into cosplay, so I'm still very good at cosplay, whether it's women's clothing, men's clothing or unisex clothing, I can easily capture the characters of any work! Pretend, I'm a professional!"

Ibaraki had an idea: "Then you must know other people's preferences very well. Tell me, what kind of onmyoji would a young onmyoji like?"

Your son guessed: "It depends on the individual. Everyone is different. But I guess, if you are young, you may be more attached to your elders. I guess you have an Oedipus complex, right? Mature women with full motherhood will probably touch each other more."

The two chatted for a long time, met each other for a long time, and also agreed that if Ibaraki had difficulty choosing clothes for shopping next time, he could leave a message at a craftsman's shop at any time, and the two agreed to go shopping and buy clothes again at a time!

Ibaraki was satisfied in his heart, but unexpectedly, he met a friend with good taste by accident. Next time, ask him to go shopping for clothes together!

Your son is also in a good mood. It's been a long time since I met such a fashionista who is keen on cosplaying. It made him feel very familiar, like his classmates!

There are many classmates who are male but also Two-dimensional lovers. They always feel embarrassed when they want to cosplay. They have to drag him together to coser. Seeing Ibaraki seems to see his classmates. In fact, it doesn’t matter what hobbies are. Without affecting others, you must have the courage to pursue what you love!In the future, I will have the opportunity to popularize more coser rules with this dear friend!

Ibaraki Tong——No, I should call him Ibaraki Beauty now. I accidentally chatted with professionals for too long, and it was dark.

He thought it was so late and he hadn't eaten yet, so he might as well go to King Ma Cang Ye tomorrow, so he said goodbye to the young master first, and then he planned to go back to Rashomon to find something to eat.

She never expected that a man would strike up a conversation before she had gone far!Not only did he invite him to eat, but he also bought him a lot of rouge and gouache with great graciousness, and even offered to send him home, but of course he declined.

The other party was reluctant to let go, and finally gave him a jade pendant and agreed on the time and place of the next meeting, and then left without turning around.

Ibaraki looked at the jade pendant in his hand, and thought about it!He saw a new way to make money!

God, do women live so happily?The stupid man not only eats, drinks and chats with him, but also gives away rouge, powder and money for free!How can it be so good to be a woman!

——No, how could he think so, he is a man!This is cosplay, just cosplay!

Ibaraki sold the jade pendant backhandedly, and after exchanging the money, he not only felt happy, but also gave birth to a strange sense of satisfaction.

Ha, as expected of him!Even if it is role-playing, she is also a peerless beauty!Presumably it would be no problem to win Ma Cang Yewang!Tomorrow, I will go to that Ma Cang Ye Wang to avenge my friend Jiu Tun!

"Speaking of which, I even forgot to ask the man's name. He accompanied me to choose clothes for a day. Next time I invite him to drink."

Ibaraki felt that he did not expect that there were good people among the nobles in Heian-kyo.

A good man is telling his friends what happened today, and he is deeply moved by the new friends he met today.

"Tsk tsk tsk, it's really difficult for people in this era. Even if they have any hobbies, they have to suppress themselves because of the worldly vision."

Yuan Boya couldn't help asking: "You mean that in the future, men can also wear women's clothing?"

Li Qingming nodded as a matter of course: "In the future, when we cosplay, we can wear any outfit! It's role-playing! I have a junior who doesn't feel out of place in a bunny costume!

In the future, there will even be stores that specialize in selling these items. Whether it’s men’s or women’s clothing, or women’s men’s clothing, there are all kinds of clothing props, including wigs, breasts, and body-adjusting underwear.

It's a pity, that friend was born in the wrong era, so he is afraid of worldly eyes. If a person as qualified as him, if he puts out a fixed makeup in the future, he will definitely be a UP master with [-] fans! "

Yuan Boya didn't understand the UP master, he only understood that it probably meant that he would be very popular: "It's really interesting, if possible, I would also like to meet this friend and see how good-looking his women's clothing is."

Li Qingming nodded: "Next time, I'll ask him if it's convenient. If it's convenient, let Boya take a look too. Once you see him, you will know that he is really a beauty! Ah, speaking of it, I forgot to ask his name. Next time I have to remember to ask his name, it feels like he could be a good friend."