I, Seimei, can't be an audiophile
Chapter 74 Getting Married! ! !
Countless mathematical formulas flashed through He Mao Baoxian's mind, and after super-fast calculations, he was finally able to calm down.
Doing mathematics in case of indecision, including being able to force calm no matter what state you are in, this is the experience of He Mo Baoxian.
Soon he matched up, Hei Tengu = Seimei's shikigami = women's clothing incident, did Seimei dress up as a woman again in order to get the shikigami?
Later, when he heard that something happened to him, he rushed to look for him, but Shuten-douji saw him wearing women's clothes, and mistook him for a woman?
——Reasonable, very much like what Seimei can do!
If Lord Baoxian hadn't tied his hands, he really wanted to put his hands on his forehead!
Why!This kid always gives him a big headache!It used to be an annoyance of that meaning, but now it is an annoyance of another meaning?You can be regarded as the highest leader of Onmyoji besides me, can you not pretend to be a woman when you are indecisive!
It is deduced that the Yizi in Shuten-douji's mouth is Seimei's disguise. Logically speaking, Lord Baoxian should follow along, and then coax Shuten-douji to let the two of them meet.As long as the two meet and Seimei undoes his seal, even if he can't defeat Shuten, he can leave.
"No, I don't agree."
but!The constitutional father cannot accept this kind of clause!Not even if it's fake!Xiao Qingming, who he raised so hard, couldn't bear to be betrothed to Shuten-douzi even verbally!
"In terms of status, you are just a bandit from the mountains, and calling yourself a monster is considered a bounty for yourself. In terms of financial resources, my He Mao clan is far richer than you who raised a copycat.
In terms of appearance, you are only a little photogenic. In terms of ability, you are not even considered a mage, and you belong to the ancient witchcraft school.
To be famous, your reputation is unspeakable. As for character—alcoholism alone is unacceptable. Most alcoholics have a bad temper and like to use violence to solve problems. It is the worst choice for starting a family. . "
Lord Baoxian sputtered out a series of words, each word piercing through Shuten-douji like a machine gun bullet.To be honest, when Lord Baoxian was fully fired, there was nothing wrong with King Ma Cang Ye.
"If I have a younger sister, how can I marry you! Toads want to eat swan meat, and they have everything in their dreams."
——Even the younger brother will not marry!It's too bad, and there is this kind of coercion mode that binds the other party's parents, it's so bad and vulgar.
If he hadn't been calculated to seal his strength, Lord Baoxian would immediately teach the boy in front of him to be a new man.
Shuten-douji was not surprised by the constitutional protection's reaction.If someone tied him up and tortured him severely, and then suddenly said that he had misunderstood and wanted to marry his sister, then he must be very angry, how could he easily let go of his promise!
But this matter is easy to handle, as long as he is with Yizi, Baoxian will be useless no matter how angry he is.
Shuten-douji is still extremely confident in his ability to seduce women. Before Yizi, he had never missed a shot. Yizi was able to resist because the two sides were hostile, and she was wary of herself from the beginning.As long as he finds the right opportunity and plays normally, he will definitely be able to catch it.
"Don't be angry, brother-in-law, we will be a family soon. I will let you meet Yizi on the day of our wedding, hahahahahahahahaha!"
Shuten-douji laughed and walked away.
After he walked away, Hei Tengu reappeared: "Lord Baoxian..."
He Mao Baoxian looked at Hei Tengu coldly: "Is the Yizi he was talking about Seimei?"
Hei Tengu quickly explained: "Yes, but—" Master Seimei is wearing women's clothing as a bait to save you!
Baoxian: "There is no need to explain. You can tell Qingming now, I won't allow it!"
Hei Tengu dripped sweat: "No, Lord Baoxian, then—" That was just to trick Shuten Doji to find your whereabouts, Lord Seimei did not want to marry him!
Baoxian: "Even if it's pretending, it's not allowed! Let him solve this matter quickly, and don't leave any tails, just like people mistakenly think that he is a woman. The obsession deepens and becomes a monster. Don't allow the first thing to happen again. Twice! Or I'll break all his legs and make him never wear men's clothing!"
Hei Tengu, who was pierced by an arrow: "Well, but—"
Baoxian: "No, but, let's go!"
Hei Tengu was overwhelmed by the momentum, so he could only swallow it, turned into a gust of wind and left, to send a message to his master.
At this time, Li Qingming had followed Jiu Tun-douzi to his mansion, and was discussing with Jin Chi in a separate room what to do next.
As a result, Hei Tiangou came back and passed on the news vividly, not to mention Li Qingming, even Jin Chi, who had never seen Mr. Baoxian, was sweating.
——The majesty of the parents is so terrifying!swallow!
"Ah, that's true. I didn't intend to deceive anyone's feelings! The misunderstanding of Mr. Baoxian is too much!"
Li Qingming looked at the two people in front of him aggrievedly, as if trying to win their approval.
As a result, Hei Tengu and Jin Chi looked to the left and right, but they didn't look at him.
—What do you mean?Excessive!Your attitude is even more extreme!
What can he do!It's not that Mr. Qingming knows divination, so if he can't find Mr. Baoxian, he can only fish him out by dressing up as a woman?
Mr. Baoxian really does not hurt his back while standing up and talking, he is a mortal who knows such a simple spell or two!
At this moment, a servant came in, carrying a lot of very beautiful and gorgeous clothes - women's clothes of course - and said that Miss Yizi should change into them.
Li Qingming: "..."
Thinking of Lord Baoxian's threat, he swallowed again.
Ah, what should I do, women's clothing is indeed zero or countless times?Although he doesn't mind wearing it again, it doesn't mean he wants to annoy Lord Baoxian and never wear men's clothing for the rest of his life!
Moreover, this is Master Qingming's body, so when Master Qingming comes back and finds out about it, won't he really curse him?
The curse of the Great Onmyoji must be terrible!Even if it's just me, the pit is too deep!Seimei-sama definitely can't bear it!
"I'm fine with what I'm wearing now."
The attendant refused: "Master Shuten said that if you refuse to wear it, he will not let you see your brother."
——I had a little sympathy for the city lord's situation at first, but this hand operation immediately reduced people's sympathy for him to zero.
Jiu Tun would be reduced to the current situation, it must be the result of the same reckless behavior as he is now, and he deserves it!
Li Qingming had fish eyes. Just as he was about to push back, he suddenly saw the pearls on his clothes, and a new idea popped up in his mind.
"You leave the clothes behind. I'm a little tired. I want to rest first. I will wear these clothes tomorrow."
After coaxing the attendants away, Li Qingming said to Hei Tiangou again: "Tell Lord Baoxian, I will take care of it, so he doesn't have to worry."
"what?"
Shuten-douji's best friend and his most powerful deputy, Ibaraki-douji, couldn't believe what he heard.
"You said you were going to get married? With a female onmyoji?"
Jiu Tun-douji was in a great mood: "She is an excellent woman, you will know when you see her. The trouble is that her elder brother is the man I arrested before, and he doesn't agree with our matter. I want to get it done as soon as possible, when the time comes Her brother's objection is useless."
Ibaraki Doji muttered to himself: "Just do something, just do it and it won't take long."
Jiu Tun-douji picked up a cup of wine and drank it: "You don't understand, she is different from other women. If you don't get married formally, it's hard to get her."
Ibaraki Doji finally reacted to Wei'er: "Hey, are you serious? It's just a woman, and you are serious?"
It was hard for Ibaraki Doji to understand. He had known Shuten for so long, and he had never seen Shuten treat a woman so seriously.
Jiu Tun is very beautiful, whether it is the original form or the body he borrowed, they are generally extremely beautiful people.
When a woman sees Shuten, it is like a moth seeing a light source, and it will drown it without any bait. Jiuten has never taken women seriously.
Because they come and go when they call, women's love is too superficial and too easy for him.
Such a person suddenly told him that he wanted to marry a female onmyoji?Ibaraki Doji thinks that his friend is under the spell of an onmyoji.
"She is different from others. When she looks at me, she just looks at me. In her eyes, this city is more attractive than me. Ibaraki, it's hard for me to describe that feeling."
As he said that, Jiu Tun turned his head and looked out the window. At this time, the place where the two of them were drinking was the highest floor of an attic, and the majesty and prosperity of the Imperial Palace of Dajiangshan Iron could be seen at a glance.
Hearing this, Ibaraki knew that persuasion was probably useless.This city is Jiuten's painstaking effort, and someone who appreciates this city may make him feel more excited than admiring Jiuten himself.
Especially when the other party still gets recognition and affirmation from his enemies, it must feel good, as if the life that has been denied until now has finally been recognized.
"Understood, then do as you like. If you like it, just marry."
Anyway, if they get tired of it in the future, Jiu Tun will throw it away at will. They are not people bound by worldly routines, and they can do whatever they want to be happy.
However, Ibaraki became curious about the bride who made Jiu Tun stunned: "When can I see her?"
Jiu Tun became vigilant: "Hey, hey, I'm not married yet, you miss your sister-in-law, that's not okay."
Ibaraki rolled his eyes: "Who ever told me that brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes?"
Jiu Tun argued unreasonably: "Am I right? Women are clothes, but wives are different. Wife is underwear, so it's not convenient for brothers to see casually."
Ibaraki spit out the wine, coughed non-stop, and then laughed.Shuten also laughed, and the two drank another glass of wine.
Time is like pressing fast forward, and a day passes quickly.The next day, all the people in Dajiangshan Iron Palace knew that the city lord was going to marry a wife, and they would have a new city lord wife soon!
By the way, in this era, those who don't pay attention to weddings, maybe the nobles of high families will pay attention to those.
But ordinary people, especially the mountain people in the Iron Palace, usually tell their relatives and friends directly, and at most they bring someone to meet their face, even if they are married.The so-called "marriage ceremony" was developed slowly after the people followed the example of the emperor and the princess.
Under the custom of 'announcing means marriage', Shuten-doji never asked the other party's wishes, and directly created an established fact for him!After that, he triumphantly asked Yizi to follow him to the top of the city tower, preparing to show his face in front of the people in the city.
Li Qingming: Smile, I didn't want to, but there is a way to heaven, you don't go, brother.
Doing mathematics in case of indecision, including being able to force calm no matter what state you are in, this is the experience of He Mo Baoxian.
Soon he matched up, Hei Tengu = Seimei's shikigami = women's clothing incident, did Seimei dress up as a woman again in order to get the shikigami?
Later, when he heard that something happened to him, he rushed to look for him, but Shuten-douji saw him wearing women's clothes, and mistook him for a woman?
——Reasonable, very much like what Seimei can do!
If Lord Baoxian hadn't tied his hands, he really wanted to put his hands on his forehead!
Why!This kid always gives him a big headache!It used to be an annoyance of that meaning, but now it is an annoyance of another meaning?You can be regarded as the highest leader of Onmyoji besides me, can you not pretend to be a woman when you are indecisive!
It is deduced that the Yizi in Shuten-douji's mouth is Seimei's disguise. Logically speaking, Lord Baoxian should follow along, and then coax Shuten-douji to let the two of them meet.As long as the two meet and Seimei undoes his seal, even if he can't defeat Shuten, he can leave.
"No, I don't agree."
but!The constitutional father cannot accept this kind of clause!Not even if it's fake!Xiao Qingming, who he raised so hard, couldn't bear to be betrothed to Shuten-douzi even verbally!
"In terms of status, you are just a bandit from the mountains, and calling yourself a monster is considered a bounty for yourself. In terms of financial resources, my He Mao clan is far richer than you who raised a copycat.
In terms of appearance, you are only a little photogenic. In terms of ability, you are not even considered a mage, and you belong to the ancient witchcraft school.
To be famous, your reputation is unspeakable. As for character—alcoholism alone is unacceptable. Most alcoholics have a bad temper and like to use violence to solve problems. It is the worst choice for starting a family. . "
Lord Baoxian sputtered out a series of words, each word piercing through Shuten-douji like a machine gun bullet.To be honest, when Lord Baoxian was fully fired, there was nothing wrong with King Ma Cang Ye.
"If I have a younger sister, how can I marry you! Toads want to eat swan meat, and they have everything in their dreams."
——Even the younger brother will not marry!It's too bad, and there is this kind of coercion mode that binds the other party's parents, it's so bad and vulgar.
If he hadn't been calculated to seal his strength, Lord Baoxian would immediately teach the boy in front of him to be a new man.
Shuten-douji was not surprised by the constitutional protection's reaction.If someone tied him up and tortured him severely, and then suddenly said that he had misunderstood and wanted to marry his sister, then he must be very angry, how could he easily let go of his promise!
But this matter is easy to handle, as long as he is with Yizi, Baoxian will be useless no matter how angry he is.
Shuten-douji is still extremely confident in his ability to seduce women. Before Yizi, he had never missed a shot. Yizi was able to resist because the two sides were hostile, and she was wary of herself from the beginning.As long as he finds the right opportunity and plays normally, he will definitely be able to catch it.
"Don't be angry, brother-in-law, we will be a family soon. I will let you meet Yizi on the day of our wedding, hahahahahahahahaha!"
Shuten-douji laughed and walked away.
After he walked away, Hei Tengu reappeared: "Lord Baoxian..."
He Mao Baoxian looked at Hei Tengu coldly: "Is the Yizi he was talking about Seimei?"
Hei Tengu quickly explained: "Yes, but—" Master Seimei is wearing women's clothing as a bait to save you!
Baoxian: "There is no need to explain. You can tell Qingming now, I won't allow it!"
Hei Tengu dripped sweat: "No, Lord Baoxian, then—" That was just to trick Shuten Doji to find your whereabouts, Lord Seimei did not want to marry him!
Baoxian: "Even if it's pretending, it's not allowed! Let him solve this matter quickly, and don't leave any tails, just like people mistakenly think that he is a woman. The obsession deepens and becomes a monster. Don't allow the first thing to happen again. Twice! Or I'll break all his legs and make him never wear men's clothing!"
Hei Tengu, who was pierced by an arrow: "Well, but—"
Baoxian: "No, but, let's go!"
Hei Tengu was overwhelmed by the momentum, so he could only swallow it, turned into a gust of wind and left, to send a message to his master.
At this time, Li Qingming had followed Jiu Tun-douzi to his mansion, and was discussing with Jin Chi in a separate room what to do next.
As a result, Hei Tiangou came back and passed on the news vividly, not to mention Li Qingming, even Jin Chi, who had never seen Mr. Baoxian, was sweating.
——The majesty of the parents is so terrifying!swallow!
"Ah, that's true. I didn't intend to deceive anyone's feelings! The misunderstanding of Mr. Baoxian is too much!"
Li Qingming looked at the two people in front of him aggrievedly, as if trying to win their approval.
As a result, Hei Tengu and Jin Chi looked to the left and right, but they didn't look at him.
—What do you mean?Excessive!Your attitude is even more extreme!
What can he do!It's not that Mr. Qingming knows divination, so if he can't find Mr. Baoxian, he can only fish him out by dressing up as a woman?
Mr. Baoxian really does not hurt his back while standing up and talking, he is a mortal who knows such a simple spell or two!
At this moment, a servant came in, carrying a lot of very beautiful and gorgeous clothes - women's clothes of course - and said that Miss Yizi should change into them.
Li Qingming: "..."
Thinking of Lord Baoxian's threat, he swallowed again.
Ah, what should I do, women's clothing is indeed zero or countless times?Although he doesn't mind wearing it again, it doesn't mean he wants to annoy Lord Baoxian and never wear men's clothing for the rest of his life!
Moreover, this is Master Qingming's body, so when Master Qingming comes back and finds out about it, won't he really curse him?
The curse of the Great Onmyoji must be terrible!Even if it's just me, the pit is too deep!Seimei-sama definitely can't bear it!
"I'm fine with what I'm wearing now."
The attendant refused: "Master Shuten said that if you refuse to wear it, he will not let you see your brother."
——I had a little sympathy for the city lord's situation at first, but this hand operation immediately reduced people's sympathy for him to zero.
Jiu Tun would be reduced to the current situation, it must be the result of the same reckless behavior as he is now, and he deserves it!
Li Qingming had fish eyes. Just as he was about to push back, he suddenly saw the pearls on his clothes, and a new idea popped up in his mind.
"You leave the clothes behind. I'm a little tired. I want to rest first. I will wear these clothes tomorrow."
After coaxing the attendants away, Li Qingming said to Hei Tiangou again: "Tell Lord Baoxian, I will take care of it, so he doesn't have to worry."
"what?"
Shuten-douji's best friend and his most powerful deputy, Ibaraki-douji, couldn't believe what he heard.
"You said you were going to get married? With a female onmyoji?"
Jiu Tun-douji was in a great mood: "She is an excellent woman, you will know when you see her. The trouble is that her elder brother is the man I arrested before, and he doesn't agree with our matter. I want to get it done as soon as possible, when the time comes Her brother's objection is useless."
Ibaraki Doji muttered to himself: "Just do something, just do it and it won't take long."
Jiu Tun-douji picked up a cup of wine and drank it: "You don't understand, she is different from other women. If you don't get married formally, it's hard to get her."
Ibaraki Doji finally reacted to Wei'er: "Hey, are you serious? It's just a woman, and you are serious?"
It was hard for Ibaraki Doji to understand. He had known Shuten for so long, and he had never seen Shuten treat a woman so seriously.
Jiu Tun is very beautiful, whether it is the original form or the body he borrowed, they are generally extremely beautiful people.
When a woman sees Shuten, it is like a moth seeing a light source, and it will drown it without any bait. Jiuten has never taken women seriously.
Because they come and go when they call, women's love is too superficial and too easy for him.
Such a person suddenly told him that he wanted to marry a female onmyoji?Ibaraki Doji thinks that his friend is under the spell of an onmyoji.
"She is different from others. When she looks at me, she just looks at me. In her eyes, this city is more attractive than me. Ibaraki, it's hard for me to describe that feeling."
As he said that, Jiu Tun turned his head and looked out the window. At this time, the place where the two of them were drinking was the highest floor of an attic, and the majesty and prosperity of the Imperial Palace of Dajiangshan Iron could be seen at a glance.
Hearing this, Ibaraki knew that persuasion was probably useless.This city is Jiuten's painstaking effort, and someone who appreciates this city may make him feel more excited than admiring Jiuten himself.
Especially when the other party still gets recognition and affirmation from his enemies, it must feel good, as if the life that has been denied until now has finally been recognized.
"Understood, then do as you like. If you like it, just marry."
Anyway, if they get tired of it in the future, Jiu Tun will throw it away at will. They are not people bound by worldly routines, and they can do whatever they want to be happy.
However, Ibaraki became curious about the bride who made Jiu Tun stunned: "When can I see her?"
Jiu Tun became vigilant: "Hey, hey, I'm not married yet, you miss your sister-in-law, that's not okay."
Ibaraki rolled his eyes: "Who ever told me that brothers are like siblings and women are like clothes?"
Jiu Tun argued unreasonably: "Am I right? Women are clothes, but wives are different. Wife is underwear, so it's not convenient for brothers to see casually."
Ibaraki spit out the wine, coughed non-stop, and then laughed.Shuten also laughed, and the two drank another glass of wine.
Time is like pressing fast forward, and a day passes quickly.The next day, all the people in Dajiangshan Iron Palace knew that the city lord was going to marry a wife, and they would have a new city lord wife soon!
By the way, in this era, those who don't pay attention to weddings, maybe the nobles of high families will pay attention to those.
But ordinary people, especially the mountain people in the Iron Palace, usually tell their relatives and friends directly, and at most they bring someone to meet their face, even if they are married.The so-called "marriage ceremony" was developed slowly after the people followed the example of the emperor and the princess.
Under the custom of 'announcing means marriage', Shuten-doji never asked the other party's wishes, and directly created an established fact for him!After that, he triumphantly asked Yizi to follow him to the top of the city tower, preparing to show his face in front of the people in the city.
Li Qingming: Smile, I didn't want to, but there is a way to heaven, you don't go, brother.
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