I, Seimei, can't be an audiophile

Master Qingming didn't have any expectations for his future wife, so he felt that anyone could do it.

As Lord Baoxian said, the gap between ordinary people and him is too huge. This gap is not only reflected in strength, but also in understanding of the world, life, and everything.

It is still possible for you to ask a GM to fall in love with an online player, and it is not impossible for you to ask a coder to like a Two-dimensional character.

But if you want a system architect to like an NPC in a pixel game, it is really difficult.

Of course, this doesn’t mean Master Qingming doesn’t have that need at all. Just look at the mysterious extra gigabytes of the ‘Sailor Suit Temptation’ series on Li Qingming’s computer hard drive, and you’ll know that the noble son of Ping’an Jing is an old man who understands Wang in modern times. gentleman.It can be seen that Master Seimei also thought about it, and can only say that most of the women in Heianjing do not meet his needs.

From the professional point of view of gentlemen, where are the characteristics of sailor suits?Why are sailor suit gentlemen obsessed with sailor suits?Of course it's because - it's short and pretty!bare legs!

Yes, you must know that men's obsessions in this world all focus on different focuses. Some are ass-oriented, some are big-bodied, some like glasses girls, and some like beautiful legs.

Obviously, most of the sailor suit lovers are legs. This clothing design that highlights the shape and temperament of the legs perfectly hits the spotlight of the gentlemen who have Chinese and beautiful legs.

Even women should understand that beautiful legs are naturally not related to radish legs or elephant legs. It must be the slender type with elegant lines that attracts the attention of gentlemen.

It's a pity that women in the Heian period all wore twelve singles that did not show their legs!

Moreover, the women of that era followed the plump beauty of the Tang Dynasty!Spotted eyebrows and black teeth disc face is the right way of aesthetics!

Seimei-sama, who is too far ahead of the aesthetics of the times, really doesn't care about this.

After coming to the modern age and opening the door to a new world through the Internet, Lord Seimei deeply felt the beauty of the magical artifact of the sailor suit.

Unfortunately, it is impossible for him to pack the future woman back to the past, he can only pack the future sailor suit into the past.

——As long as I have a sailor suit, I can be anyone!

Seimei-sama thought so firmly.

What you want to marry is not a woman, but a sailor suit!

Seimei-sama who has such thoughts, after hearing from various lace news that his future wife will make him a tauren and is afraid of shikigami monsters, his interest in women DOWN to the extreme.

Ah, no, I really can't do this.I would rather be single for the rest of my life than find such a wife!

If a man can tolerate himself being a tauren, it must be because he likes a woman very much and is willing to be a licking dog.

The problem is that Lord Seimei is doing the opposite here. Basically, a group of men and women from outside come to lick him. It is really unbearable for him to accept that he is the licking dog of a woman he doesn't like.

But now, after meeting Takashi Natsume, he changed his mind.

First of all, Natsume Takashi is very slender, even for a boy.

Don't tell me, this body shape has a lot to do with genes.Looking at Natsume Takashi's long legs, one can tell that his ancestor's leg genes must be in line with Master Seimei's aesthetics.

Looking at the face, it is certainly not as good as Seimei-sama, but it is the type that makes people feel at ease. Natsume's breath is very peaceful, and he is a gentle boy.This made Master Qingming have unrealistic delusions about his future wife.

And the cat in Natsume's arms is a monster, which means that his descendants will still be very close to the world over there.

The son of Lord Baoxian is not very talented to be an onmyoji. Lord Baoxian feels a little alienated from his son. Even though Lord Qingming is proud that Lord Baoxian favors him more, he still has a vague feeling for Lord Baoxian and his own parents and children. I feel a little sorry for the estrangement.Knowing that his bloodline still has such talents, he feels much more at ease.

Looking at Natsume Takashi, he felt that even if his future wife was really afraid of shikigami, it would be fine. Think about the sex-transformed Natsume with a frightened look. The aristocrat in Heianjing thinks he can be a gentleman, which is ok, That's pretty good, and he has no problem with it.

"Can you put on your sailor suit?"

Seimei-sama spoke violently, this time not only the FBI, but also the two young conjurers looked over with very friendly eyes.

"If not, at least give me some of your nails—"

The hairs all over Natsume Takashi's body stood up!

Mr. Natori lowered his face and immediately stood in front of him: "Sir, please calm down, he is a boy."

Mr. Cat has an ominous premonition, this tone, behavior pattern and even personality, always feel familiar?

But he doesn't seem to know such a pervert, does he?Although I know that Natsume is easy to provoke strange things, but it is unnecessary to provoke even perverts. This kid has too many loopholes, and it is too easy for people to take advantage of his loopholes.

"Hey, hey, I don't have any prejudice against personal sexual orientation, but is he a high school student? Can we call the police?"

Gojo Satoru had already taken out his cell phone.

Xia Youjie also silently looked at Lord Qingming. His very mysterious impression of this person had been shattered into pieces.Even if he guessed that it might be a misunderstanding, the performance of the other party is too hard to describe.

Master Qingming finally realized his image problem: "I'm sorry, I was a little too excited. I was just curious, but I didn't expect that I really have offspring. I just want to trace the bloodline based on him and see who my future wife is. Just what."

Natsume's head was full of question marks: "The future wife?"

Natori Monday: "Could it be that you are not a warlock of this era?"

Not a Warlock of this era?

Teacher Cat finally remembered where the familiar egg pain came from.

"It's you! Qingming, you bastard! Liar! Why are you still alive! Go reincarnate, you wraith!!"

Natsume: "Huh?"

Master Qingming narrowed his eyes and looked at the cat: "Well... who are you?"

Teacher Cat was so angry that he turned into a prototype and rushed forward, but Master Seimei reflexively punched him on the nose and knocked him over.

Seeing the cat teacher lying over there with his nose covered, Natsume Takashi felt that this scene seemed familiar.Ah, he's done similar things before, and that's fine.

Master Qingming thought for a while, and suddenly remembered something, showing a pleasant expression: "Xiaobai, you are Xiaobai! You have grown so big! It looks fatter and more delicious than before! How many fur clothes can be made with such a good fur? !"

Teacher Cat immediately turned back into a cat: "That's not the case! I don't have one, I'm not fat at all!"

Natsume's heart was a little bit, from the moment Teacher Kitty changed back to a cat, she knew that she was afraid, and Teacher Kitty was actually scared!

How many times have I told it to pay attention to diet and lose weight, but it doesn't listen, and now it's scared when others say it!

Master Qingming fell into nostalgia: "When I first saw Xiaobai, he was only this old. I said at that time that he should use its skin to make knee pads for Boya. The knee pads made of monster skin also have a certain protective effect. The meat can be used for hot pot. Wouldn't it be good to use bones as spell implements?

As a result, Brother Baoxian said that it was too small and could only be used as a knee pad for one leg, so it would be better to wait until it grows a bit to be used as a knee pad for two legs. "

Everyone looked at Mr. Cat sympathetically, what kind of psychological shadows he has gone through, poor big monster!

Teacher Cat waved his short legs angrily: "This ferocious man! He was almost killed! Fortunately, Mr. Boya is a kind and good person, and he secretly released me back to the forest!"

Others looked at Teacher Mao with more sympathetic expressions, and there was a sense of imagery in their minds!I can vividly remember the scene of a person secretly letting go of the poor little animal!

Teacher Cat: "I was weak back then, but now it's different, I'm already very strong! You—"

Seimei-sama looked over with deep meaning, his eyes seemed to say, 'Now you can also make hot pot'?

Teacher Cat rushed into Natsume's arms quickly: "Stay away! Go away, go away!" (ノ｀Д)ノ.

Audience: Your performance is not convincing at all.

Natori focused on the key point on Monday: "The warlock in the past was Seimei—wait a minute, are you the legendary great onmyoji Abe Seimei?"

Master Qingming smiled: "No, I'm just an ordinary person."

People: Don't you even care about cheating?

Natori Monday: "Let's go to my house and continue."

That's right, a few people are still standing in front of his house, and passers-by are already watching them.

So a few people in the Natori family sat down and communicated with each other before they understood the cause and effect.

It turns out that Master Seimei can only travel through time and space with his soul, and his body will be affected by time convection, so he cannot travel directly.

In the same way, it can be proved that he can't bring living people directly to ancient times, which will affect the cause and effect and physiology of the parties involved.

So he wanted to do the next best thing, get Natsume's hair, nails or blood, track it through some methods, and directly locate it on the ancient people.

In this way, when he goes back, he can directly find his future wife, without wasting time on other irrelevant people.

Everyone is speechless about Master Qingming's operation, which means that I think it's troublesome to fall in love with each other, so I just peek at who my future wife is, and then go back and find this person to be my wife?What are you doing, this man!Disillusioned, completely disillusioned with the legendary great Onmyoji!

The cat teacher said violently: "What is this! This man has done more than this excessive thing! He even pretended to be a woman to trick a tengu into being his shikigami, and even pretended to be a woman to marry Shuten Doji, and then appeared in public for Shuten Doji. Cabinet, making that guy a well-known joke in the circle!

The angry Ibaraki Doji went to him to ask for justice, and when he came back, he became a boss in women's clothing!

You don't know how many monsters turn pale when they mention him!It's scary to bend people, and he can also directly turn people into women's bosses! "

Everyone remembered that he asked Natsume to wear a sailor suit just now, and couldn't help leaning slightly away.

—Sounds really scary!Quite deadly for men!

Lord Seimei: "..."

Ah, this.

It was the first time he heard of it himself.

——Li Qingming, what have you done with my body? !