I, Seimei, can't be an audiophile

Chapter 13 Systematic Management Hell

"What's the matter this time? It is stated in advance that it is absolutely forbidden to smuggle the undead back to the world to bid farewell to relatives and friends like before, and it is absolutely forbidden to happen again!

You clearly know that our underworld process is slow, and when the number of people is counted and it is found that there is one missing mouth, it may be a hundred years later. What if the other party takes advantage of the trend and stays in the world? "

The man reprimanded angrily, and Li Qingming quickly apologized.

After the man taught him a lesson, he stretched out his hand to him: "It's almost time to submit the manuscript, the new hell structure diagram, take it out."

Li Qingming looked at the sharp horn on the other party's forehead, swallowed, and finally apologized decisively.

"Sorry, I'm not Seimei-sama!"

Sorry, let me pretend to be Lord Qingming in front of the messenger of hell, the degree of difficulty is too high, the concubine really can't do it!

The man was surprised: "Then who are you?"

Li Qingming quickly explained the cause and effect. Although it sounded a bit unbelievable, the other party easily accepted it. It seemed that the reason of "Qingming's absence from work" was enough to explain everything.

"Damn it, he escaped again!"

The man broke the pen in his hand, and black air was blowing from his back.

Li Qingming was ashamed, looking at this performance, could it be——

"Could it be that Master Seimei also has a part-time job here?"

Mentioning this man made him angry, and he beat the table angrily: "That guy! He said that he would help me improve the existing system of hell, systematize hell, manage it in a modular way, and finally achieve the goal of relieving the pressure of reincarnation - the result was a cake for me He ran away by himself!"

Seeing the table split in two, Li Qingming felt a little cold on his neck.

After the two communicated, Li Qingming knew the cause and effect.It turns out that this person, no, this ghost is called Ghost Lantern, and he is the assistant official of the king of Hades in hell, he is considered a big shot in hell.

One day, Ghost Lantern was patrolling hell, and suddenly heard the sound of flute, Ghost Lantern was attracted, and involuntarily approached the source of the sound, and finally saw Abe Seimei.

Ghost Lamp couldn't help applauding: "What a beautiful tone! It's exactly the same as the cry of the snapdragon grass! You are simply a genius, please allow me to invite you to participate in the opening ceremony of this year's snapdragon competition. Add color to the conference!"

Li Qingming couldn't help nodding when he heard this. Is Master Qingming's music so powerful?As expected of Master Seimei, not only martial arts, but also music is at the master level!

So Master Qingming and Ghost Lantern participated in the opening ceremony of the Snapdragon Contest, and the two took this opportunity to get acquainted. After discovering that their interests and hobbies were very similar, they got along fairly well.

"I didn't expect him to do some research on the maintenance methods of the mace, and he also had some innovative suggestions on the uniforms of the female soldiers in hell. I found him to be a very outstanding talent. It just so happened that the internal official selection assessment held every 5000 years in hell is coming soon. I recommended him to participate."

Hell is different from the human world. Most of the officials are recommended from within. Of course, the assessment system also exists, but it is still based on internal recommendation.

The main thing here is that a position here is basically held in units of thousands of years or ten thousand years, and the natural credit factor is more important than other factors.

Otherwise, no matter how good a person is, he will be in trouble if he runs away after working for a few days, and the ghost lamp will be busy catching coolies.

From the establishment of the underworld to the present, the experience of being a workaholic ghost lamp is that coolies must be started from the beginning, and workaholics must be cultivated from the foundation.

Like mental brainwashing, let a ghost who has just entered the hell work system be immersed in work every day, paralyze him, poison him at work, and let him work overtime later, he is willing to die, because that is his way of life.

Yes, at this moment, Ghost Lantern did not realize that Abe Seimei was alive!Qingming hides his aura, he mistakenly thinks Qingming is a wandering ghost without a job!He thinks that Qingming is a very good and young seedling, who can become the next generation of workaholics after being cultivated!

Let me explain here that although the management of hell generally has a process, because there are very few government officials in the Yan Luo Hall, there are many, many ghosts waiting to deal with matters, resulting in a very slow process for everything.

For example, Ghost Lantern recommends Qingming to participate in the civil service assessment. If the normal process is followed, the recommendation should be made 300 years before the civil service assessment. The middle 100 years are used to submit materials and assessments, and 100 years are used for interviews at all levels. 100 years to prepare for the exam.

But because the exam time was too close, only three days later, Ghost Lantern joined Qingming's team. He thought that as long as Qingming could pass the exam, the follow-up procedures would be fine.

Talents need to be recruited exceptionally, especially if Ghost Lantern is the assistant officer of Hades, the real mastermind (crossed out) behind the underworld, he said he can do so.

That's right, doing so led to the fact that no one had time to verify Abe Seimei's true identity, and Seimei was inserted into the exam by the ghost lamp.

As a result, Qingming passed the exam and got an official position in hell. He can start working as long as he submits additional documents for review.

But—Abe Seimei, he doesn't want to work!

He took the exam just because he was curious about the content of the exam for selecting officials from the underworld, but now that his curiosity was satisfied, he just said that he was actually a living person.

Ghost Lantern did not expect that he would have a day of being blind!But the ghost lamp accepted the fact very calmly. Anyway, the life span of human beings is so short. It would be good to wait for Abe Seimei to die and then come to work. As issued, the formalities will go slowly.

So Abe Seimei became a living person with a hell official position.

The original intention of the ghost lamp was to let Abe Seimei help him with work while he was alive, but he never expected that this guy would catch up with a higher-level god than Hades!

Somehow, he persuaded the other party and gained the appreciation of the other party, so he became a specially-appointed consultant——

That's right, from now on, he doesn't have to work, and he can still use the resources of the underworld!People in the underworld only come to him when they need his help!

The ghost lamp asked Qingming to work, and Qingming had to owe him a favor first, so it was easy to make an exchange for Qingming to help.

Gui Deng began to regret recommending the other party to take the exam.However, Gui Deng also had to admit that Qingming's ability was indeed very strong, and he alone beat the other ghost pawns by several blocks.

The last time Qingming discussed with him how to upgrade the management system of the underworld, halfway through the discussion, there happened to be other matters, and Ghost Lantern took care of them.

After returning, this guy floated away... The ghost lamp has nothing to do, so I can only wait for Qingming to continue when he comes next time, and so on, and it was promised that Qingming would bring him the detailed structure of the hell in Tang Dynasty, but this guy disappeared again!

Li Qingming felt that this routine was very familiar after listening to it - by the way, isn't this the same as Baogong!

Work in the sun during the day and work in the underworld at night!But Master Bao is also a workaholic, so he works crazily during the day and night.

At Master Qingming's place, he would just run away on a whim, causing the staff in hell to love and hate each other.

"So that's the case. Well, I probably know something about Tang's hell structure, although I don't know much..."

Ghost Lantern immediately took out the paper and pen: "Quickly say it!"

Li Qingming told Ghost Lantern about some Buddhist hell descriptions he knew, and Ghost Lantern said that it was similar to what he had heard from others before.

However, he had some doubts about some powers. After asking Li Qingming, he had a clear mind and sorted out the overall structure.

"Basically, it hasn't changed much from what I heard at the beginning."

Ghost Lantern was a little disappointed, thinking he could get inspiration.When he established hell with Hades, he learned about the structure of hell in the mainland from the beast Bai Ze, and thus established the current hell.

As a result, year after year, the pressure of hell is increasing, and he also wants to know how the other party solves this problem.

Unexpectedly, there is no change there, and maybe they are also facing the pressure caused by ghost mouth.

Li Qingming said that in addition to Buddhism, the current management system can actually be used as a reference. The current company operating system has a clear and easy-to-understand process.

"In my time, living monks are now placing orders electronically, which is very fast and saves a lot of labor costs and work pressure."

Ghost Lamp: "..."

What?Now monks sign in electronically directly when placing orders?What?Even temples are managed digitally?There's even an AI robot monk?

"That's how it is. We don't use electronic products in hell, because those things are updated too fast, and it will be unstable if you always change things. But you can refer to this idea, for example, in the research of magic tools. It is more convenient and quick to establish a similar magic tool to match a set. system. That is the business of the development department, I will write it down and let them refer to this aspect for research.”

The door to the new world seemed to be opened in front of him!

"By the way, you said that you are from the future. About how long in the future? Thousands of years? It will be here soon. I will visit the site and set an alarm clock first."

Li Qingming thinks that the ghosts in hell seem to be too relaxed about the deadline in terms of time. Perhaps hell will really change, and it will take ten thousand years.

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