I, Seimei, can't be an audiophile

Li Qingming didn't realize that he was flying over the roof and walls at first, but by the time he found out, he had already finished walking.

……

There is no way, it can only be said that the mountain is not high enough, and it will end when you walk around.

The problem is that when he walked up, he didn't see where Mr. Yuan Boya was, and neither the sedan chair nor the child carrying the sedan chair was seen.

Li Qingming looked around for a while, and suddenly realized that he had already reached the top of the mountain.

This? !

Li Qingming looked down the cliff, and then looked at his own position in confusion.

I understand, this must be the spell that Seimei-sama is good at!

Either the ghosts and ghosts used illusion to make this place look like a mountain, and Lord Seimei's body automatically deciphered the spell, allowing him to follow him here;

Or Master Seimei himself has a special spell that can fly through the clouds!In short, he was able to catch up to the top of the mountain as an ordinary person, it must be because Lord Qingming is so powerful!

After blowing a wave of Mr. Qingming in his heart, Li Qingming began to carefully observe the surroundings, trying to find footprints and the like—as expected, he found the footprints of two groups of children!He followed the footprints until he finally came to an old pine on the mountain.

This pine tree grows very tall, directly reaching into the sky, and it is rare for trees on ordinary mountains to grow so tall due to factors such as altitude and nutrition.

Although it is quite high, it is not so high that you cannot see the top. If you take a look, you can't see any Tibetans on the tree.

But the footprints are here, can they still fly?

Li Qingming couldn't help but walked clockwise around the number, but found nothing.

He walked counterclockwise around the tree again, but still found nothing.

Li Qingming was in a hurry, he kicked the tree, but nothing fell, not even a pine cone.

"Master Boya! Where are you, Mr. Boya! Please answer what you hear, Mr. Boya!"

Li Qingming raised his head and roared towards the top of the tree.

Of course, no one answered.

Li Qingming was in a hurry, he thought that if it was Lord Qingming, he would be able to find Lord Boya, but he didn't know any spells, and he couldn't deal with ghosts and ghosts at all!

Think about it quickly, has it written in the notes what to do when encountering demons and ghosts?Maybe not!

Li Qingming was sweating profusely, he could only recall whether he had similar experiences in his previous life.By the way, it seems that Liao Zhai said that demons and ghosts are bullying and fearful things, and they will be afraid of you if you are powerful.

"You horrible things! Let Boya out!"

Li Qingming yelled imitating Master Qingming (no, Master Qingming would never be so rude!).

"Release it quickly! Otherwise, I'll peel your skin, constrict your tendons, and deep-fry all of you! Do you know that the way people in the Tang Dynasty eat is to chew and eat even the bones, crunching!"

silence……

Li Qingming was really furious. Could it be that Mr. Boya has been kidnapped by the other party and taken to another place?

He kicked towards the pine tree: "Damn it!"

—Crack! —Crack, click, click!

The pine tree, along the position of his kick, broke!Then it fell down with a crash!

Li Qingming was dumbfounded, he, he felt that he didn't use much force?He was very angry, but, this...

At this moment, he heard a crash, and something fell suddenly, Li Qingming quickly caught it with both hands——

"Lord Boya!"

Li Qingming was overwhelmed with surprises, this is called a crooked attack!Oh my God, was Mr. Boya on the tree just now?He was too reckless, fortunately Master Boya was not injured!

Yuan Boya was sweating profusely: "Huh...huh...thank you for saving me, Qingming."

Li Qingming was surprised: "What's going on?"

At this moment, they heard the sound of rustling. When they turned their heads, they saw several snakes crawling out of the trunk of the pine tree. It turned out that the pine tree looked majestic, but in fact the heart of the tree had been hollowed out. up the lair.

The snakes that crawled out included two flower snakes that were only as thick as a thumb, a white snake that was as thin as a human wrist, and a black snake that was twice as thick as the white snake.

The black snake stood upright first, then arched up and opened its mouth wide!

"Master Boya, be careful!"

Li Qingming hurriedly protected Mr. Boya behind him, subconsciously moved his dantian, took a step forward and raised his hand to wave the fan!

"brush!"

The snake was precisely split in half.

Not horizontally, but vertically, yes, it was cut in half in the middle!

The snake blood splattered, Li Qingming quickly raised his sleeves to cover the blood, and after another look, the snake was already lying limp on the ground.

The other snakes were frantically wandering around. Li Qingming frowned and looked over. He was about to say why the color of the snakes in the nest is different. Are the black snakes and white snakes giving birth to flower snakes?This is not a cat, and it has such mixed colors?

Yuan Boya immediately grabbed his sleeve: "Enough, Qingming, enough, let them go."

Li Qingming quickly asked, "Master Boya, are you alright?"

Yuan Boya smiled wryly and shook his head: "It's okay, it's because I made a fool of myself this time, trusting others without investigating the background of the other party at all."

Li Qingming wanted to ask about the details, but looking at the black snake on the ground, as a native of Hua, he couldn't help but think of a question.

"I don't know if this kind of snake is poisonous, and if it can be eaten. Judging from the thickness, it should be a python. Most of them are not poisonous?"

Yuan Boya's face was pale, and his body shook: "Ah, Qingming, I feel so dizzy, I may not feel well, can we leave here quickly and go back?"

Of course, Li Qingming paid attention to Yuan Boya's request first. He nodded in agreement, picked up the snake meat with his head down, took off the bloody clothes outside, and prepared to take it back to the tooth festival.

Yuan Boya's face turned even paler: "Qingming, that, can I just bury it here? I'll treat you to barbecue when I go back."

When Li Qingming heard it, he quickly understood.Yes, the problem of food safety is equally serious in any era. What if there are parasites in wild animals?Mr. Boya is still considerate!

"Well, I just think it's a pity to leave it behind."

The two buried the snake corpse, and Yuan Boya bowed and muttered something before going down the mountain with Li Qingming.

In other words, what has Yuan Boya experienced?

He was taken away in a sedan chair, and when he came back to his senses, he found that he was already in a wedding room.

A woman dressed in Bai Wugou (Island country style wedding dress) knelt down in front of him.

Yuan Boya's black question mark face, what's going on?

So the woman suddenly opened her mouth, saying affectionately that since she listened to Boya's performance, she has never forgotten him, and then told her father.In the end, his father couldn't bear her longing, so he brought Boya to marry her.

Yuan Boya is quite helpless, the affair is indeed very beautiful, but snatching a marriage is a bit too much, he is still a slow-warming man, and he still yearns for the romance of free love.

"I'm sorry, thank you for your great love, but I don't know you well, so it's too abrupt. Marriage is not only a matter between two people, but also a matter between two families.

I have indeed sent blessings to men and women who have been privately appointed for life, and I hope they will live happily, but myself, I hope that the person I like can be recognized by my family, and I will introduce my future wife to my family in an open and honest manner. "

After finishing speaking, Yuan Boya looked at the woman bluntly and said sincerely.

"And I have no feelings for you. You are indeed beautiful, but not my type. I prefer the petite, cute, innocent and romantic type. Sorry, it's not that you are not good enough, it's just that we are not suitable."

The woman was taken aback for a moment, then covered her face with her hands and sobbed.

At this time, an old man dressed in black with disheveled hair came in: "What's going on? Why are you bullying my daughter!"

"Father, Lord Boya rejected me. Woooooo—"

"What?!" The old man was very angry, "So ignorant of good and bad, a mere human! How dare you reject my daughter! If that's the case, let's become my lunch!"

"Wait a minute, Father!"

Right now!

——"Master Boya! Where are you, Mr. Boya! Mr. Boya, please answer what you hear!"

Such a sound came from outside, it sounded deafening, as if it echoed in the whole room.

The father and daughter were both taken aback, Yuan Boya was pleasantly surprised: "It's Qingming!"

The old man was shocked: "What? What are you talking about? Could it be that Qingming who came?"

The daughter was anxious: "What should I do, father, if it's Lord Qingming, we won't be able to beat him at all!"

The old man was nervous: "Impossible! I asked the boys to confirm that Qingming didn't come and bring him again—you two come in! Tell me quickly, did you see Qingming when you picked this man up?" ?”

The boys and girls who had picked up Boya before got into the house, and quickly explained in fear: "No, there is a man who looks like a samurai, wearing a robe and pretending to be Master Qingming. We saw that it was not Master Qingming who brought him here. .If it was Lord Seimei, he would have seen who we were at a glance, how could he let us take Lord Boya away?"

The old man thought about it, and heaved a sigh of relief: "Hmph, pretending to be a ghost, do you think anyone can pretend to be that Qingming? That Qingming is—"

"You horrible things! Let Boya out! Otherwise, I'll peel your skin, constrict your tendons, and deep-fry you all! Do you know that people in the Tang Dynasty eat even the bones? Chew and eat, crunch!"

All creatures in the house fell silent.

The woman and the children began to cry, and the old man's face turned blue, as if he was struggling whether to resist or run away.

Yuan Boya wanted to help his forehead a little, but he didn't expect Li Qingming to be angry with this style of painting, which completely revealed that he was not Qingming.

Sure enough, the old man thought so too, and he looked at Yuan Boya angrily: "You really lied to me! He's not that Qingming at all! Hmph, do you think you can escape like this? I'll kill him first, and put him in front of you." Swallow it!"

Just then-

"damn it!"

With a roar, boom!The house collapsed!

Yuan Boya felt that he was in a trance, and suddenly he fell down, and appeared in front of Li Qingming in a blink of an eye.

……

Recalling this passage, Yuan Boya, who was resting at home, sighed.

He still underestimated Li Qingming's destructive power. It should be said that he is indeed the reincarnation of Qingming's reincarnation?

Whether it is an onmyoji or a martial arts master, Seimei will never compromise with demons and ghosts on issues of principle.

At this moment, he heard someone knocking on the door, Yuan Boya turned his head to look, and saw a woman's figure reflected on the paper door.

"Master Boya, I'm sorry, this time it was all caused by my willfulness. Thank you very much for your mercy, allowing my father to preserve the body, woo woo woo..."

Seeing the figure of the woman prostrating, Yuan Boya didn't make a sound.

Humans and monsters have different ways, but now he is the only one at home, no matter how poor the woman is, when the other party's father is about to kill him, she is already an enemy.

In the end, he could only take out his flute and play a song, expressing his apology through the sound of the flute.

When the flute ended, the reflection on the paper door had disappeared.

Yuan Boya opened the paper door, but there was no one outside.

"What I should worry about now is where should I invite Qingming to eat barbecue?"

It turned out that the ambassador of the returned country said that the Tang people could eat anything, so this rumor is also true.

Yuan Boya thought deeply.In the future, he still needs to pay attention to Li Qingming's dietary problems. He can't imagine what kind of expression Qingming will have when he comes back and knows what messed things he ate.