The fake young master became a heartthrob after tearing incontinence

Si You opened the forum pages one by one, the first one was the one that said Si Weilou was very gentle.

A fall over the shoulder can make his butt hurt for half a month, how can there be any tenderness to be said.

Main building: The young master is so gentle!

My sister sent him a love letter, and I thought he would be rejected, but Master Zhen said that he would not fall in love until he graduated from high school, but in order not to embarrass my sister, he accepted the love letter!The gentle boy really loves 55555

1L: I'm in the cafeteria at noon!see!

2L: Good at studying, handsome and gentle, absolutely perfect!

250L: In physical education class, my sister and I went to deliver love letters!He really took it!

287L: To put it mildly, my sister and I think the fake young master is pretty good too. He saw us sending love letters to the real young master, and even talked to us.

288L: Yes, the fake young master is quite cute.

From the praise of Si Weilou, to everyone thinking that Si You is also very good-looking, to the two groups in the back arguing about who is more handsome, the true or false young master, this group of people should not be too idle.

Si You withdrew from the post and transferred a report, violating reputation!

He clicked on the second article - [The fake young master is actually a little idiot? 】

These people are really crazy. They actually called him an idiot in the title. Do they want to taste the fist of Young Master Si?

Si You's face darkened, and his face became even uglier when he saw the main building.

The landlord actually wrote him a love letter to Si Weilou, but ended up using his own handwriting, and even being read by the teacher in public!

He didn't save any face!

Si You's face was livid, he knew that from now on, they would probably call him stupid and bad.

But when he looked down, his face became strange.

15L: Stupid beauty, woo woo woo, so cute!

19L: Idiot wife, want to date.

99L: My wife's gender is so deadly, let's see if I'm alright?

100L: Fuck!A brother sneaked in upstairs?

Si You almost choked on his saliva, is it true, there are male students in school who miss him? !

What the hell is this wife?

Is he really the one being discussed in this post?

Not another girl?

He took screenshots of the words on the 99th and 100th floors and sent them to Xie Wan.

[Son, this post is not about me, is it? 】

Xie Wan immediately sent several emojis laughing to the ground.

【do not doubt!Dad, you are now the wife of many people in our school! 】

[Look at the third article I sent you, there are guaranteed to be surprises. 】

Si You didn't want to watch it anymore, but he couldn't hold back his curiosity and clicked on it.

Oncoming a big picture.

I don't know who took this picture. The center point is Si You. Only he is clear in the picture, and everyone else is a blurred shadow.

The boy was wearing a red jersey, his exposed skin was dazzlingly white.

He was sitting on the floor of the basketball court, looking up at someone.His eyes, nose tip and lips were red, and two lines of tears fell from his eyes.

He looked a little dazed, and a little angry, with a pitiful look of being bullied and then unable to fight back.

The landlord has no extra words, only three words: [Call me wife! 】

The bottom row is full of wives, Si You almost doesn't know these two words anymore.

Just like this, he can still accept it, but the further back, the more serious the formation becomes.

I don't know who are so talented in writing, but they actually wrote paragraphs after paragraphs of pornography/articles in front of this photo!

88L: His whole body is red. When you touch him lightly, tears will fall.He gritted his teeth to accept your touch, but a trace of ambiguous moans would still come out accidentally.You smiled and kissed his lips, and your strong arms parted his...

"Ah! Shut up!" Si You almost collapsed, he quickly quit the post, and he didn't forget to report obscenity/obscenity/eroticism backhand!

He threw the phone away and ran barefoot to the bathroom to wash his face.

His face was hot and his eyes were red again.Si You stared blankly at himself in the mirror, those words echoed repeatedly in his head.

After all, these things can be seen by the whole school, right?

Si You was in a trance, he felt that if he was sleeping like this now, he would definitely have a nightmare.

He quickly turned on the computer, skillfully boarded the live broadcast interface, and opened a game of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, without saying a word, it was a steel gun.

The audience in the live broadcast room frantically poured in, and soon stabilized at around [-] real-time viewers.

[Brother You, someone messed with you?so reckless? 】

[Aren't you going to play a small game today?I want to see you and Maruko fail! 】

[Why doesn't Brother You speak?Got into a fight with the new guy in the family again? 】

After Si You ate a handful of chicken, the heat on his face went down.

He glanced at the live broadcast page, and after seeing the bullet screen, he replied: "No fight, no one made me angry. I won't play small games today."

He has a nice voice, clear and cold, but when he speaks, he is always angry, so he is not easy to provoke.

The live broadcast room he opened at station B in his first year of high school was originally fooled by Xie Wan, but later because of his strong game playing skills, his mouth was also poisonous.

And when they were together with Xie Wan, the two seemed to be talking about cross talk, so they had a lot of fans.

In a year, he became a well-known anchor in the game area, while Xie Wan was in the miscellaneous vote area, and he posted all kinds of videos and live broadcasts.

Si You felt comfortable after playing a game. Xie Wan was probably still reading at this time, so Si You didn't bother him.

He opened a LOL by himself again, but met two actors.

Si You wanted to go back and beat his teammates violently, but he was good at technique, and in the end he barely managed to win a round with a [-]-[-], [-]-on-[-].

He was swearing, and the audience in the live broadcast room trembled. Chaoguan had come in twice.

When Si You uttered the last idiot curse, the live broadcast room instantly went dark.

Si You: "..."

audience:"......"

Si You pouted, turned off the computer and went back to bed.

He tried not to think about that post, but he was still dreaming.

In the dream, he found that the people around him looked at him strangely, and the most frightening thing was that Si Weilou also appeared!

With his deep and gorgeous voice like a cello, he read the 88L short essay word by word.

After reading, he looked up at Si You, and when Si You couldn't help but want to curse, Si Weilou finally smiled disdainfully: "Heh."

Si You burst into flames, waking himself up violently.

He looked at the alarm clock with a dark face, it was 06:30.

Even though he knew it was a dream, Si You was still very angry.He closed his eyes, and prepared to go back to sleep and break up with Si Weilou again in his dream.

Unfortunately, he was so angry that he couldn't sleep at all.

He got up, washed up with black air all over his body, and after going downstairs, he actually met the villain in his dream in the restaurant!

Hearing the sound of him going downstairs, Si Weilou subconsciously looked up at him.

Si You raised his chin, and with his coolest look, smiled disdainfully at him: "Hehe."

Oh, one more than you!

Si Weilou ignored him, and continued to eat with his head down, expressionless.

Si You snorted coldly, and also planned to ignore him.

The two had dinner and were ready to go out.Si You deliberately lagged behind him for a while, he didn't want others to think that the relationship between the two of them was alright.

Si Weilou was also walking today, so after Si Weilou's back disappeared, Si You walked out slowly.

As soon as he went out and walked a few steps, a bicycle was parked beside him.

Si You looked sideways and found that it was Xie Wan.

"Wanzi?" Si You took a closer look, and the person in front of him, wearing a school uniform and a motorcycle helmet, should undoubtedly be Xie Wan himself.

Xie Wan coolly pushed away the helmet mirror, and raised his eyebrows at Si You: "Brother You, my dad bought me a new mount, do you want to try it?"

Si You: "If I'm not mistaken, your old ride is a bicycle, right?"

"That's right, smart!" Xie Wanke was excited, and quickly handed the other helmet in the basket to Si You: "Quick, let's take you for a ride!"

Si You said, "Your leg doesn't hurt anymore?"

"It hurts so much, it's better soon."

Xie Wan patted the padded back seat: "Quick, I specially chose a soft back seat, so I can take my goddess for a ride in the future."

"Build a good relationship with someone first, then talk about it, silly son." Si You was too embarrassed to tell him, but Bai Qingqian didn't mean anything to him, but he was troubled.

Xie Wan laughed: "Sooner or later, I plan to go to a university with her, and I will definitely catch her."

Si You was amused, this thought was quite far away.

He happened to be too lazy to leave, so he sat in the back seat and put on his helmet under Xie Wan's urging.

But for some reason, he always felt that something was wrong.

This feeling of something wrong reached its peak when the two of them passed by Si Weilou, Pei Qingcheng and Lu Ming in turn, and saw their strange expressions.

Finally, when they were stopped by the guard, the story of them riding bicycles and wearing helmets had spread throughout the campus.

"Look at those two people, they are riding bicycles and wearing helmets, how stupid!"

"Hahaha I saw them all the way, aren't they hot?"

"I was stopped by the guard, hahaha."

"Damn it! It's actually Si You and Xie Wan!"

After taking off the helmet, Si You felt light all over.

In fact, he was fine, and he didn't make much effort. After Xie Wan, who had been pedaling, took off his helmet, his hair was soaked, and the hair curtain drooped on his forehead, which was very funny.

Xie Wan gasped and said, "Master, what's wrong?"

The doorman knew the two of them, and after seeing them take off their helmets, he smiled and said, "I thought people outside the school were pretending to be students. You two wear helmets when you ride a bicycle on a hot day, isn't it hot?"

Xie Wan stroked his bangs and smiled casually: "It's so cool!"

"Cool fart!" Si You slapped him on the head and said angrily, "Hurry up and park, isn't it embarrassing?"

Si You was so disgusted with his sweat on his hands, he quickly wiped his hands on Xie Wan's back.

Xie Wan was wronged, and while pedaling, he said: "Aren't you also very happy?"

Feeling the scrutinizing eyes and whispering around him, Si You put on his helmet again, he couldn't afford to lose this man!

The author has something to say:

A fool's friends are fools.

People who like fools end up being fools too.

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