[Zhongyingmei] I save the world by transforming
Chapter 15 The Worst Performance
"Did we stumble into some Heroic Spirit 101 talent show? What is she here for?" Tony's mouth twitched.If it weren't for Elizabeth's unusual features and the deterrence brought by the dragon under her feet, he would really think this is some idol.
If she wasn't a serious cosplay fan, then she could only be a Heroic Spirit summoned by Peter, but what she did didn't look like a friendly army.
"She is indeed the Heroic Spirit summoned by Peter... without Peter's knowledge." Bai Kui frowned, "Under normal circumstances, she would summon a Heroic Spirit close to her. If there are items related to Heroic Spirits, that is, Holy The relic can be summoned directional."
"Oh, I think we can rest assured that Peter likes blonde hair and blue eyes. The girl he often lends his notes to is blonde and has good taste." Tony said with a firm tone, and when the others gave him strange looks Shi looked back confidently - I just investigated him, what's the problem?
So... that gray dragon was treated as a holy relic?Seeing the dragon horns on Heroic Spirit's head, they thought in unison.
"So, which history book is this Miss Elizabeth? It can't be Queen Elizabeth, I don't remember any tradition of horns in their family." Tony paused, "Oh, Galahad and the others The King Arthur of the family is called a dragon, right? Is it their family?"
How do you say it seems like the wholesale dragon of Pandora Gong, although they are really wholesale.Bai Kui shook her head, "Elizabeth; Bathory." After he finished speaking, he felt that the name alone was a bit unfamiliar, and added: "Using the term you are more familiar with, Bloody Mary, but the one who was summoned has not yet committed those crimes. Crimes, her memory stays before she got married, and she hasn't... experienced those sins."
Elizabeth in history was a bloody countess who tortured and killed hundreds of girls and squeezed their blood to maintain her beauty. It is rumored that she also takes pleasure in sadism.But with this spirit base, she is far from reaching that step. She has not become the vampire Camilla distorted by the rumors, but is just an over-excited slut who was born with this cruel embryonic form.
...and the not-so-bright Yazi.If you are a teammate, you may become the enemy's best sixth man by mistake. After being defeated by the protagonist as a villain in ccc, and in the plot of fgo, you will change your mind and become a good dragon, completely becoming a tsundere and funny character.
Steve was also confused, "But what does she have to do with dragons?"
Bai Kui lowered her gaze, "It's the skill of 'innocent monster'. Heroic spirits have a lot to do with legends, and the evaluation of later generations may in turn distort heroic spirits. The most famous example of heroic spirits is the Romanian Grand Duke Vlad. The third, was passed down as the vampire Earl Dracula. As a heroic spirit, he also had the characteristics of a vampire. Later, Elizabeth also had the same characteristics of a vampire due to rumors. Now she is not a vampire, but because her family emblem is a dragon, and Rumors of cruelty, but with the characteristics of a dragon, gradually... turning into a monster."
When he said this, his tone was not mocking the monster for what he deserved, nor was he angry at the impact of the rumors, but rather a sigh.This also made Natasha look at him more.
"...Public opinion, rumors, ha." Tony smiled ironically, "If I unfortunately become a heroic spirit like you, wouldn't I become a gold lump covered with gold bricks?"
Bai Kui: ...Actually, I think you are more likely to get the Golden Rule, and you have to be an A-level.
Having said that, there are really some people who are covered in gold and the whole body is golden. How about introducing you to meet when you have time?
------
The real name outside is Elizabeth; Bathory's heroic spirits waited until they got impatient, and they left Clint indoors to take care of Peter, while the others walked out of the base with Baikui.
"It's too much for me to wait for so long." She raised her chin unhappily, and then found Bai Kui standing among the few people exuding magic power, and he still stepped forward intentionally Blocking others behind him, Elizabeth naturally noticed him.
"I just said that I felt the breath of other 'dragons'...it turned out to be a useless guy like you." She tilted her head, leaning on the strange-shaped horns of the unusually docile gray dragon at this time, looking at it alone Her relaxed posture might suggest that she is having afternoon tea in her own backyard.Elizabeth looked Bai Kui up and down with critical eyes, and then reluctantly nodded, "Although it is not good enough, it is considered a pass as an assistant. I allow you to help me with my luggage and clean the stage."
Clint heard her talk live, and commented on the talkback channel: "I think she's more Rocky than Tony."
Tony: "In all fairness, her and Rocky's tastes are pretty close. Don't ladies and gentlemen like to have two horns on their heads?" He used his authority to mute Hawkeye for a second.If he was not afraid of making a mistake, he would consider adding a few more seconds.
Seeing Baikui standing indifferently, the heroic spirit on the girl's face showed displeasure, clapped her hands vigorously as if calling for her pet, and said loudly: "What are you waiting for, assistant? Hurry up and clean up the livestock on the stage." Clean, we have to go to the next show with our manager."
"...'Not so cruel'?" Tony repeated Baikui's lines expressionlessly, "I hope my understanding is not good enough to understand the countess scolding me 500 years ago. What idol is she obsessed with playing? Is it a game?"
"The Bloody Countess?" Elizabeth's eyes fell on Tony for the first time since she appeared, and she wagged her tail slightly when someone recognized her, "Yes, that's me! But now I'm not married My daughter, you should call me Bloody Daughter... Ah, Blood Witch is the most suitable name for me! Just call me like that!"
As she spoke, she proudly puffed up her chest and patted it with her hands, "As for the idol-playing game, you are lucky, the one standing in front of you right now is the world's best idol, Elizabeth!"
What Tony said just now was more or less tentative. He originally thought that this sentence would arouse her dissatisfaction and gather some information.But from her tone, she couldn't hear the slightest aversion to her identity, but she was proud of it.
Sure enough... Heroic Spirits can't judge with common sense.
"There is good news, Siegfried is right." Natasha held down the earphones, and she quickly summarized the feedback from the SHIELD agents: "The agents who were attacked by her did not die, but after she There were a few minor injuries when she broke the hull, and judging by the timing, she came straight to us without doing anything to them."
"Very well, that is to say, she is in a hurry." Tony stared at the wreckage of the car body delicately, "So, our Miss Long took the pains to crush the car into biscuits and send it here just to scare us? "
Tony didn't hide his voice. He secretly waited for them to praise him but was accidentally exposed. Elizabeth's face changed when she heard the words, her face turned red and her tail stood up, "Nonsense, nonsense!! I just don't care about them It's life or death, that's why I don't bother to do it! And, moreover, it doesn't matter if I leave a few irrelevant livestock to applaud me!"
"Excuse me, what do you mean by livestock?" the iron-headed Baikui asked bluntly, influenced by Siegfried's character.
"... Huh?" Elizabeth seemed to hear something incomprehensible, the girl's coquettishness faded from her face, she looked down at Baikui from top to bottom, then she covered her lips and smiled with a tone unique to nobles, " Do you want to ask me such a simple question? I thought you, who also flowed with the blood of the dragon, could understand."
"Dragon's blood? Is there something wrong with her brain or something wrong with my brain?" Tony glanced at the silent Bai Kui, and suddenly, the skill description about the innocent monster came to his mind, and he narrowed his eyes as if Thoughtful.
"A man is a servant, a contributor, and sometimes it can be a cute thing, in other words-a pig. A woman is a slave, a mother, a lover, and a material that can maintain beauty. In other words—it’s food. Isn’t such a lowly animal my domestic animal?” She carelessly curled her long, colorful hair with her slender, horny, gorgeous fingertips, clear and pure There is no creature other than myself in the eyes, "However! Although it is a domestic animal, it still has its value! No matter what method you use, it can contribute to maintaining my beauty. Isn't it amazing? Just talking about this point, I still won't be stingy with my compliments to them!"
It's not that the Avengers haven't heard Loki's speech on human ants, but the impact brought by Elizabeth's remarks is different from that of Loki.
The girl's delicacy and strange brutality, the sense of division and contradiction that enveloped her, are far more able to make people realize her identity than her external dragon-like features.
Hawkeye, who didn't face her demonic beauty, asked in a low voice through the headset, "Seriously, has anyone considered letting her go on a blind date with Loki? I'm curious who will be the first to piss off the other."
Even Natasha, who has always scored full marks in expression management, couldn't help her expression drifting for a moment. At this moment, she realized something...becoming a father may really make people start to care about some things that ordinary people can't think of , such as starting to worry about the enemy's blind date.
Steve, the only honest man, hesitated, "I don't think Sol will necessarily agree."
Tony had to do his best not to laugh, "Maybe they'd be like this if they had a sister?"
Hawkeye's interruption successfully brought the Avengers back to their senses, and also made them feel like they were facing a big enemy. After all, this declaration was a declaration of war.
The hostility they showed also made Elizabeth happier. Prey that can struggle are qualified prey.
"Is this the end of the topic? Very good, I have long been impatient. However, at the end of life, even domestic animals are entitled to enjoy it." Elizabeth stepped on the gray dragon's head with her high heels, and it Obediently lowering her body, Elizabeth also dropped to a height of three or four meters above the ground, which happened to be a slightly higher stage height, and she also embraced her "stage" with enjoyment and spread her arms intoxicatedly, "Please Appreciate, this is the unique melody of Dragon Princess in the world! It is not a pity to exchange life, it is enough to resound the song of the goddess in the sky!
The beautiful girl cleared her throat, put her hands together in front of her chest as if praying, closed her clear blue eyes, and opened her mouth devoutly and intently——
"Love is a vampire (morning weak)
Be gentle with each other!
Woke up at one o'clock in the middle of the night, I was really hungry,
Give it to me quickly (just eating toast is not enough)
The jam with the fresh life of killer☆killer~
Hunting is so magical, watch me harvest my head!
From the castle of Chachtis, to you the song,
Let me take you tonight too~"
What kind of singing is this?
Leaving aside the inexplicable, weird, and tasteless lyrics... why would someone sing an outrageous (physical) song with such a beautiful voice that doesn't have a single note in key?
In the headset, the sound of Clint knocking over the cup saves the Avengers once again.Natasha changed her stance and supported her forehead. The captain's shield fell to the ground with a bang. Tony adjusted his sunglasses with a dazed look, and almost poked the frame into his eyes with a trembling hand.
"...My brain seems to have been fucked." He said in pain, "Remind me, I will invest in record companies when I go back, and I will invest in ten." He may need ten companies to write hundreds of songs overnight In order to heal the damage received today.
Bai Kui, who had expected to cover her ears, silently looked away.
If she wasn't a serious cosplay fan, then she could only be a Heroic Spirit summoned by Peter, but what she did didn't look like a friendly army.
"She is indeed the Heroic Spirit summoned by Peter... without Peter's knowledge." Bai Kui frowned, "Under normal circumstances, she would summon a Heroic Spirit close to her. If there are items related to Heroic Spirits, that is, Holy The relic can be summoned directional."
"Oh, I think we can rest assured that Peter likes blonde hair and blue eyes. The girl he often lends his notes to is blonde and has good taste." Tony said with a firm tone, and when the others gave him strange looks Shi looked back confidently - I just investigated him, what's the problem?
So... that gray dragon was treated as a holy relic?Seeing the dragon horns on Heroic Spirit's head, they thought in unison.
"So, which history book is this Miss Elizabeth? It can't be Queen Elizabeth, I don't remember any tradition of horns in their family." Tony paused, "Oh, Galahad and the others The King Arthur of the family is called a dragon, right? Is it their family?"
How do you say it seems like the wholesale dragon of Pandora Gong, although they are really wholesale.Bai Kui shook her head, "Elizabeth; Bathory." After he finished speaking, he felt that the name alone was a bit unfamiliar, and added: "Using the term you are more familiar with, Bloody Mary, but the one who was summoned has not yet committed those crimes. Crimes, her memory stays before she got married, and she hasn't... experienced those sins."
Elizabeth in history was a bloody countess who tortured and killed hundreds of girls and squeezed their blood to maintain her beauty. It is rumored that she also takes pleasure in sadism.But with this spirit base, she is far from reaching that step. She has not become the vampire Camilla distorted by the rumors, but is just an over-excited slut who was born with this cruel embryonic form.
...and the not-so-bright Yazi.If you are a teammate, you may become the enemy's best sixth man by mistake. After being defeated by the protagonist as a villain in ccc, and in the plot of fgo, you will change your mind and become a good dragon, completely becoming a tsundere and funny character.
Steve was also confused, "But what does she have to do with dragons?"
Bai Kui lowered her gaze, "It's the skill of 'innocent monster'. Heroic spirits have a lot to do with legends, and the evaluation of later generations may in turn distort heroic spirits. The most famous example of heroic spirits is the Romanian Grand Duke Vlad. The third, was passed down as the vampire Earl Dracula. As a heroic spirit, he also had the characteristics of a vampire. Later, Elizabeth also had the same characteristics of a vampire due to rumors. Now she is not a vampire, but because her family emblem is a dragon, and Rumors of cruelty, but with the characteristics of a dragon, gradually... turning into a monster."
When he said this, his tone was not mocking the monster for what he deserved, nor was he angry at the impact of the rumors, but rather a sigh.This also made Natasha look at him more.
"...Public opinion, rumors, ha." Tony smiled ironically, "If I unfortunately become a heroic spirit like you, wouldn't I become a gold lump covered with gold bricks?"
Bai Kui: ...Actually, I think you are more likely to get the Golden Rule, and you have to be an A-level.
Having said that, there are really some people who are covered in gold and the whole body is golden. How about introducing you to meet when you have time?
------
The real name outside is Elizabeth; Bathory's heroic spirits waited until they got impatient, and they left Clint indoors to take care of Peter, while the others walked out of the base with Baikui.
"It's too much for me to wait for so long." She raised her chin unhappily, and then found Bai Kui standing among the few people exuding magic power, and he still stepped forward intentionally Blocking others behind him, Elizabeth naturally noticed him.
"I just said that I felt the breath of other 'dragons'...it turned out to be a useless guy like you." She tilted her head, leaning on the strange-shaped horns of the unusually docile gray dragon at this time, looking at it alone Her relaxed posture might suggest that she is having afternoon tea in her own backyard.Elizabeth looked Bai Kui up and down with critical eyes, and then reluctantly nodded, "Although it is not good enough, it is considered a pass as an assistant. I allow you to help me with my luggage and clean the stage."
Clint heard her talk live, and commented on the talkback channel: "I think she's more Rocky than Tony."
Tony: "In all fairness, her and Rocky's tastes are pretty close. Don't ladies and gentlemen like to have two horns on their heads?" He used his authority to mute Hawkeye for a second.If he was not afraid of making a mistake, he would consider adding a few more seconds.
Seeing Baikui standing indifferently, the heroic spirit on the girl's face showed displeasure, clapped her hands vigorously as if calling for her pet, and said loudly: "What are you waiting for, assistant? Hurry up and clean up the livestock on the stage." Clean, we have to go to the next show with our manager."
"...'Not so cruel'?" Tony repeated Baikui's lines expressionlessly, "I hope my understanding is not good enough to understand the countess scolding me 500 years ago. What idol is she obsessed with playing? Is it a game?"
"The Bloody Countess?" Elizabeth's eyes fell on Tony for the first time since she appeared, and she wagged her tail slightly when someone recognized her, "Yes, that's me! But now I'm not married My daughter, you should call me Bloody Daughter... Ah, Blood Witch is the most suitable name for me! Just call me like that!"
As she spoke, she proudly puffed up her chest and patted it with her hands, "As for the idol-playing game, you are lucky, the one standing in front of you right now is the world's best idol, Elizabeth!"
What Tony said just now was more or less tentative. He originally thought that this sentence would arouse her dissatisfaction and gather some information.But from her tone, she couldn't hear the slightest aversion to her identity, but she was proud of it.
Sure enough... Heroic Spirits can't judge with common sense.
"There is good news, Siegfried is right." Natasha held down the earphones, and she quickly summarized the feedback from the SHIELD agents: "The agents who were attacked by her did not die, but after she There were a few minor injuries when she broke the hull, and judging by the timing, she came straight to us without doing anything to them."
"Very well, that is to say, she is in a hurry." Tony stared at the wreckage of the car body delicately, "So, our Miss Long took the pains to crush the car into biscuits and send it here just to scare us? "
Tony didn't hide his voice. He secretly waited for them to praise him but was accidentally exposed. Elizabeth's face changed when she heard the words, her face turned red and her tail stood up, "Nonsense, nonsense!! I just don't care about them It's life or death, that's why I don't bother to do it! And, moreover, it doesn't matter if I leave a few irrelevant livestock to applaud me!"
"Excuse me, what do you mean by livestock?" the iron-headed Baikui asked bluntly, influenced by Siegfried's character.
"... Huh?" Elizabeth seemed to hear something incomprehensible, the girl's coquettishness faded from her face, she looked down at Baikui from top to bottom, then she covered her lips and smiled with a tone unique to nobles, " Do you want to ask me such a simple question? I thought you, who also flowed with the blood of the dragon, could understand."
"Dragon's blood? Is there something wrong with her brain or something wrong with my brain?" Tony glanced at the silent Bai Kui, and suddenly, the skill description about the innocent monster came to his mind, and he narrowed his eyes as if Thoughtful.
"A man is a servant, a contributor, and sometimes it can be a cute thing, in other words-a pig. A woman is a slave, a mother, a lover, and a material that can maintain beauty. In other words—it’s food. Isn’t such a lowly animal my domestic animal?” She carelessly curled her long, colorful hair with her slender, horny, gorgeous fingertips, clear and pure There is no creature other than myself in the eyes, "However! Although it is a domestic animal, it still has its value! No matter what method you use, it can contribute to maintaining my beauty. Isn't it amazing? Just talking about this point, I still won't be stingy with my compliments to them!"
It's not that the Avengers haven't heard Loki's speech on human ants, but the impact brought by Elizabeth's remarks is different from that of Loki.
The girl's delicacy and strange brutality, the sense of division and contradiction that enveloped her, are far more able to make people realize her identity than her external dragon-like features.
Hawkeye, who didn't face her demonic beauty, asked in a low voice through the headset, "Seriously, has anyone considered letting her go on a blind date with Loki? I'm curious who will be the first to piss off the other."
Even Natasha, who has always scored full marks in expression management, couldn't help her expression drifting for a moment. At this moment, she realized something...becoming a father may really make people start to care about some things that ordinary people can't think of , such as starting to worry about the enemy's blind date.
Steve, the only honest man, hesitated, "I don't think Sol will necessarily agree."
Tony had to do his best not to laugh, "Maybe they'd be like this if they had a sister?"
Hawkeye's interruption successfully brought the Avengers back to their senses, and also made them feel like they were facing a big enemy. After all, this declaration was a declaration of war.
The hostility they showed also made Elizabeth happier. Prey that can struggle are qualified prey.
"Is this the end of the topic? Very good, I have long been impatient. However, at the end of life, even domestic animals are entitled to enjoy it." Elizabeth stepped on the gray dragon's head with her high heels, and it Obediently lowering her body, Elizabeth also dropped to a height of three or four meters above the ground, which happened to be a slightly higher stage height, and she also embraced her "stage" with enjoyment and spread her arms intoxicatedly, "Please Appreciate, this is the unique melody of Dragon Princess in the world! It is not a pity to exchange life, it is enough to resound the song of the goddess in the sky!
The beautiful girl cleared her throat, put her hands together in front of her chest as if praying, closed her clear blue eyes, and opened her mouth devoutly and intently——
"Love is a vampire (morning weak)
Be gentle with each other!
Woke up at one o'clock in the middle of the night, I was really hungry,
Give it to me quickly (just eating toast is not enough)
The jam with the fresh life of killer☆killer~
Hunting is so magical, watch me harvest my head!
From the castle of Chachtis, to you the song,
Let me take you tonight too~"
What kind of singing is this?
Leaving aside the inexplicable, weird, and tasteless lyrics... why would someone sing an outrageous (physical) song with such a beautiful voice that doesn't have a single note in key?
In the headset, the sound of Clint knocking over the cup saves the Avengers once again.Natasha changed her stance and supported her forehead. The captain's shield fell to the ground with a bang. Tony adjusted his sunglasses with a dazed look, and almost poked the frame into his eyes with a trembling hand.
"...My brain seems to have been fucked." He said in pain, "Remind me, I will invest in record companies when I go back, and I will invest in ten." He may need ten companies to write hundreds of songs overnight In order to heal the damage received today.
Bai Kui, who had expected to cover her ears, silently looked away.
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