Tucao the Great

Format Qin Shuang's memory! "

"what?"

"You must help me..."

Before I finished speaking, there was a loud "boom", just like when I came here, when the camera turned, I was in another place.

A place I've never been.

Spacious metal space, all kinds of colorful instrument buttons.

This is so weird.

A man who was sitting in front of the monitor walked towards me with a smile. I glanced at it and thought it looked familiar, and then I immediately saw his identity from his left foot Nike and right foot Adi Wang!

Apart from anything else, I have punched and kicked him from the past.

"Stop! Stop! I'm your cousin!"

"Your cousin! I have no father or mother, where did my cousin come from!"

The man held his glasses and said seriously: "I'm your distant relative, so you should call me cousin."

I punched his glasses and said, "Get lost!"

He got up like shit, but when I was about to hit him again, I quickly waved my hands back: "Stop! Don't you want to know the whole story?"

"You know?" I asked back.

"Of course, because I brought you into this business."

Comrade cousin poured me a cup of tea, and began to talk slowly about his life as an artist.

It's actually very simple. My eldest is still making mobile phone film for people in Tianqiao. It's very miserable. My parents who never saw each other once asked this cousin to find me a job.It just so happened that the Space-Time Administration opened a new game world, so it was logical, my cousin arranged for me to go through the back door to participate in a BUG-hunting volunteer activity, and used my full level as the internship period for his girlfriend Zi Yuebing, Lao Sao Bao Test results.

I at least understand the antecedents.

But I wonder now about the consequences.

"So now that I've passed and got a green card, what then?"

The cousin stroked his hair and said, "After three months of internship, you can take up the post after you become a regular worker."

"What is the specific job?"

"A lot, you will know soon." Cousin smiled, "You don't have to think too complicatedly, and you don't have to be too obsessed with the question of whether you will go home or not. Because even if you go home, you are still an NPC, it's nothing mean."

"NPC?" I was puzzled.

"In fact, every world is a game, and so is the world you lived in before, but it's a pity that you are not the protagonist." My cousin raised his legs and continued: "But it's different when you become a member of our Space-Time Administration. Everyone has the right to control the world, as long as you become a regular worker, you can modify the program at will, you have to learn these things, you have three months to study, I have helped you if you can, and the rest is up to you.”

Yes, three months is enough for me.

"Can I meet Zi Yuebing?"

"No."

"why?"

The cousin pointed to his bruised and swollen face, and smiled inscrutablely: "You will kill her."

My heart skipped a beat and I couldn't help but ask, "Then can I go back?"

The cousin continued to laugh: "It's still the same sentence, the master leads the door to practice, and everything depends on you."

I froze for a moment, lowered my head and looked inexplicable.

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In fact, if you understand the phrase "every world is a game", you can understand almost everything.

Whether it is the world of survival or the game of playing, people who need management and technology maintenance are needed. Except for those who go through the back door, these people are all selected.

And I'm one of them now.

The things to learn are very simple, such as how to get mission items from the omnipotent pocket to the player, such as how to upgrade the player's skills, such as how to modify the game data program, such as how to re-modify the game mission, etc...

For example, just like the weird missions that Zi Yuebing asked me to do back then, they were all mission programs written by herself.

No wonder, those missions are extremely rubbish.

Although Comrade Cousin would not let me see Zi Yuebing, for fear that I would kill her, I still found Zi Yuebing and stabbed her eight times.

Don't worry, at this time, I already know that as a regular worker of the Space-Time Administration, I can't be stabbed to death.

Let her have diarrhea for a few days at most.

Zi Yuebing often mocked my name Tu, and I wanted to spray her name Marysu, but we still became friends after that.

She told me that as a regular worker, she can also submit promotion materials. After passing the online review, she can be promoted to the management team leader. There are eight games under one team, and the administrators of the eight games are all assigned by the team leader.The team leader is the minister, and the minister is the chairman of the management committee... and so on, the highest is of course the director of the space-time administration.

For example, my cousin is one of the three vice presidents.

The key to becoming a vice president is to get a gold medal title in the game. My cousin got the title of "Oil-headed Lord" back then, probably because he doesn't like to wash his hair.

He hopes that I can also fulfill the duties of the vice president, and I think so myself.

So in the past three months, I worked hard to learn all the relevant knowledge, and when it was my turn to become a full-time worker, there was nothing wrong with punching a tiger in Nanshan and kicking a dragon in Beihai!

I succeeded very well.

But this was not the result I wanted, so I found Zi Yuebing and asked her if there were any administrators in that world?She answered no, and shook my hand and said happily: "Baby, I know you always want to go back, so I paid the head of the distribution department to arrange you there for technical management, and you can modify the game progress and game tasks at will." !"

I was stunned for a moment, and then burst into tears of joy. I was about to thank her when my cousin comrade appeared out of nowhere and dragged Zi Yuebing away.

"There is one more thing I want to tell you, that NPC is... umm."

The two of them teleported away with one swipe. Although I can also teleport, I will definitely not be able to find them.

There was a sudden "ding" sound in my mind, and an old voice tremblingly said: "Administrator, 1313113, please gather at the distribution department."

I couldn't help but laugh.

Going back this time, it was very different.There is no systematic chirping!No one can limit my actions!No weird tasks!

Because that's my world, I'm in charge!

but……

"Minister, can you not speak English when you read my number? Thinking of your age, it makes it difficult for me!"

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The author has something to say: It’s not cruel to talk about healthy nutrition!

69 come again

I opened my eyes and found that I was already in the boudoir of Xiaozhu in the middle of the lake.

The moon white curtains on her body are still cut and stylish.Looking at the radiant person in the mirror, I was a little dazed, and I couldn't help shaking the rotten rope and cloth strips all over my head, rattling.

Exactly the same as when I first came.

The same thing is, I still don't like this outfit.

So with a wave of my hand, all the rags, ropes and big bow wigs on my head were gone, and it became the most popular single-haired curly hairstyle nowadays.I grinned in front of the mirror, um, full marks for myself!

Although I have become an administrator here, I cannot directly interfere with the development of NPCs.The only feasible way is to constantly revise the game missions, and make up for all the baskets that the old witch Ziyue Bing stabbed.

While thinking about things, I touched the table and licked the fruit, remembering the feeling.

Just when I was thinking about the old tears, a person suddenly "bang" rolled in at the door, and this person stretched his body like a hedgehog and stood up!

"...You are, Wen Chou Chou?"

Of course it is Wen Chou Chou.

Apart from him, no one else will come to Huxin Xiaozhu at this time.

"Oh, thanks to Miss, you still remember Clown Chou, Chou Chou is very honored!" Wen Chou Chou covered his mouth with a charming smile, put the food box he was carrying on the table, opened the lid and served food on the table, " Miss, don’t forget, today is your birthday. Chou Chou specially brought you birthday peaches and birthday noodles. By the way, I wish you good luck like the East China Sea, and a longevity like Nanshan..."

I looked at his tall hat, which was nearly one meter long, and his face was wrinkled and smiling, and I couldn't help feeling a little dazed.Inexplicably, he thought of how he winked at Xiongba back then, and then slapped him into a rotten tomato...

"Thank you." I picked up a longevity peach and nodded to him.

Unexpectedly, this action scared Wen Chouchou to pieces, he hurriedly lay down on the ground like a bastard and shouted: "Miss, you are so ugly, it is only natural for Chouchou to congratulate you on your birthday, there is no..."

"No, no, the man has gold under his knees, don't look like a woman!" I put the birthday peach in my mouth and helped him up with my hands free.Wen Chouchou looked at me with strange eyes, I knew he was wondering something, but it didn't matter, even if he scratched the bra at the joints, he couldn't figure it out.

Wen Chouchou and I chatted for a few more words, during which we didn't spoil, didn't curse, didn't nag my beloved father, and then put the painted Jay Chou in his arms, I waved my hand and said: "This painting is my special painting. You painted it, you put it away, but you must keep it close to your body!"

Looking at the painting, Wen Chouchou couldn't help but burst into tears: "Miss, this is the first time Chouchou has received a painting...Little one, I really appreciate you!"

"It's okay, the future will be long!" After saying that, I kicked him out of the small building in the middle of the lake and crossed the big lake.

In all fairness, Wen Chouchou didn't do anything harmful except love to lick Xiongba's ass, and he ended up being a lackey later on.I sent him away in a hurry just now because I thought of a great side mission - saving the motherfucker Wen Chouchou.

Whether it's saving his life, saving his slavishness, or saving his character.

Thinking of this, I quickly opened the manager and modified the task data.After rewriting and rewriting, another thought popped up in my mind, since "rescue" can be regarded as a task, then it is right