Yan Xiao's Strange Records

Ban Xiaolang brought out the food, looked at Qingzhi's complacent face, and felt frightened, maybe he came up with some tricks to punish himself.

"The food is ready, Shangxian can enjoy it." Although his tone was humble, he was thinking about what Ye Lansheng said in his ear.

"Since the young master is caused by a ghost, you should ask the Taoist priest to impose the death penalty to show the righteousness. I will go with the young master."

Ye Lansheng heard that there were ghosts and ghosts, so he stepped forward. As a disciple of Yunlai, he naturally took it as his duty to help the community and save the common people.

When Ban Xiaolang heard that he was sentenced to death, he thought of Qingzhi, who had always looked like an old man at home, and rolled in pain.

Although he forced himself to do this and that many times, he never hurt himself, he only wished to drive him out, and he didn't intend to hurt Qingzhi's life at all.

"Master misunderstood at the time. I heard that Master was a disciple of Yunlai. I thought that Yunlai was a place where auspiciousness gathered. I admired Yunlai for a long time, but I was so stupid that I didn't even pass the first test to enter Yunlai. Master Rishi assisted Captain Su to show his supernatural powers in Yunlai, which really made me curious, so I asked Master about the way to crack this monster."

Lang under class was sweating profusely. He lied and never said such a thing, but if he didn't say that Ye Lansheng had recovered Qingzhi, what should he do.

Ye Lansheng was already flattered by his praise, and couldn't help showing off his ability to catch monsters.

"It's all good, it's all master's teaching. The monsters are probably ever-changing, but they all have a common problem that they are afraid of dog blood. Dog blood can make them show their original shape and temporarily lose their spiritual power, but it won't hurt their lives.

Therefore, ordinary harmless monsters only need to be drenched with dog blood to scare them away, but for monsters with high mana and strength, dog blood is useless, and we have to be subdued by professional people like us. No. "

Ye Lansheng spoke with gusto, wishing to show off all of his schooling in Yunlai here, to show off, and when he finished speaking, Ban Xiaolang, who had a simple and honest face and asked for advice with an open mind, had long since disappeared. .

Ban Xiaolang's eyes flashed when he heard the solution, and he ran away quickly while Ye Lansheng was not paying attention.

I went to the butcher to buy fresh dog blood, but my hand was still trembling, and I had no other choice. Aokiji should understand, blame him if you want to blame, since well water does not interfere with river water, I insist on coming to his house to eat and drink , I didn't serve him, and threatened to eat the neighbors around me, so scared that I enshrined him like a living Bodhisattva.

Originally, it was expected that the monster would leave in three to five months. Who would have thought that the monster in May would not want to leave? Every day when he fell asleep, he would stick his bare chest to his back like jelly beans , sharing the bed with him intimately, it's okay to come down like this.

I am the most unlucky one in the family, and I am addicted to the beauty of monsters. If my father finds out about such a dream of cutting off children and grandchildren, he will definitely be furious and want to break his legs.

Ban Xiaolang weighed the dog's blood in the basket, feeling joy in his heart, and an unknown feeling lingered in his heart.He couldn't help but think of the day when he first saw Aokiji.

The rain is dredging on the lake, the clouds on the top of the mountain are at dusk, the wind is blowing through the bamboo forest, and the thousand leaves are rustling.Chu Haotian and his group sat under the gazebo, toasting and drinking together. He was whipped by a hot girl a few days ago, and he felt extremely upset. He wanted to go home and sue his father, so that the girl could be punished.

I didn't even think about checking, that girl turned out to be the jewel in the palm of the emperor, Princess Xia, and someone with an unusual status came to the government at some point.

"Uncle Guo, do you miss that beautiful woman? Such a fascination, how outstanding and graceful, can you recommend me." Zhaohua looked at Chu Haotian with a teasing smile.

Chu Haotian sighed and raised his glass to drink. "I'm not like you, the son of the family who are all curious, the young lady who hasn't left the cabinet. Do you know Su Heng?"

Chu Haotian looked at Zhaohua. Although Zhaohua was well-dressed and well-behaved, he looked like a modest gentleman.

In fact, he is an evil ghost in the world, and Yanyin plays tricks on all the famous flower girls and husbands.

"Su Heng? I heard a few days ago that he was the one who captured the skinned monster that people talk about. It is said that he is a ruthless character. He has the backing of King Qin. King Qin didn't let him go because he was afraid of losing his beloved son. Serve the country in the frontier, stay in the government office to catch demons."

Kong Xueli said with twinkling eyes when he heard the words, he always liked hearing these ghost stories, and wished he could experience them himself.

Zhaohua played with the white jade cup with regret on his face. "It's a pity, it's a pity, my Yue girl who listened to the song also died at the hands of this demon, but I heard that the man with thousands of faces looks like a god, and it would be great if I could be lucky enough to meet him. I don't understand the style, so violent." Chu Haotian glanced at him, shook the cup in his hand, and threw it out.

"Humph! I think you are a perverted evil spirit. You also want to be contaminated by those monsters who peel and eat noodles. I am not joking with you now. Su Heng and his party are now rampant in Yanyin, and they will find us in the city soon We have to find ways to drive them out, so as not to affect our drinking and having fun. My status as the little overlord of Yanyin cannot be shaken, what do you three think?" Chu Haotian looked at his friends with a full face .

Ban Xiaolang opened his eyes wide and pointed outside the curtain. "Snake, there is a snake!" Interrupting Chu Haotian's conversation, the three of them stretched out their heads, and saw a small green snake coiled next to a white jade cup, probably the cup that Chu Haotian threw out just now Just to startle it.

The snake seemed to be psychic, rolling its Gululu eyes, spitting out letters, and looking at the group of people.

"That's right, there's such a little snake hidden here." Chu Haotian became playful for a while, and teased it a few times with a bamboo pole, seeing that it didn't attack anyone.

He threw the bamboo pole aside, picked up its tail and let it wrap around his body, and comforted it with his fingers.While looking at the crowd triumphantly.

"This snake also knows about my young master's arrogance. What did Su Heng think of him! Ahaha."

Zheng Ziyi suddenly felt a tingling pain on the back of his hand, and the snake's eyeballs turned bright red at some point, and he bit Chu Haotian's hand.

Chu Haotian screamed in pain, and threw the green snake aside. "Come here, beat this cheap snake to death for me, how dare you bite me!"

Kong Xueli handed the bamboo pole to Chu Haotian, and Chu Haotian beat the green snake with his stick.

Zhaoyang didn't know the stone he found there, so he smashed it with Kong Xueli.After a while, the green snake's head was bleeding, but it didn't have the consciousness to escape, and a pair of blood-red eyes stared at Chu Haotian and the others.

Ban Xiaolang at the side was extremely anxious. "Don't hit Uncle Guo! If you hit it again, it will die, why bother to get angry with it?" Ban Xiaolang remembered jumping and jumping, and said in a naive voice.

"I've just been upset recently, so what if I killed a little snake! It's ridiculous that you're still taking care of me, you idiot."

After he finished speaking, the two people on the side also laughed in agreement.Laughing at Ban Xiaolang for getting more and more stupid, he even wanted to control Yanyin's little overlord.

Seeing that the green snake still didn't know how to hide, Ban Xiaolang was looking for his own death, so he stood in front of the green snake, the stone hit him, scratched his skin, Chu Haotian's bamboo pole was about to fall, At first glance, he became a big living person.

"You idiot still want to protect that snake? What are you doing standing here? Get out of the way, or I won't show mercy." Chu Haotian was having a good time fighting, watching Ban Xiaolang who came out halfway to hinder him , Can't help burning with anger.

"Xiao Lang, give way, don't make Uncle Guo angry, or you won't have good fruit to eat."

Kong Xueli shook his head, this class of Xiaolang is not stupid again, the old general of the class is really suffering, thinking that he was a wise man all his life, and he will be a son when he is old, but the youngest son is a dementia, he can't write, he can't use martial arts, he can't do it all day long. Stupid.

Ban Xiaolang remained motionless beside the green snake, the wind blew his hair, making his face itchy, but he still stared at Chu Haotian and the others, uncharacteristically.Chu Haotian didn't put down the bamboo pole he raised for a long time, and finally let out a cold snort, shook his sleeves and left.

"Uncle Guo, you calm down, he is a fool, I don't know which muscle is wrong today, don't mind, let's go—"

The three of them gradually drifted away, and finally they were as lifeless as being blown away by the wind.Ban Xiaolang bent down, hugged the green snake in his arms, and carefully wiped the blood on its forehead with his sleeve.

"Does it hurt? They shot too hard. It's my fault. It would be fine if I pretended not to see you just now, and let you be bullied by them for nothing."

Ban Xiaolang was filled with regret, why did he make such a fuss just now.But he felt the back of his hand was icy cold, the green snake was sticking out Xinzi to lick the back of his hand, the back of his hand had been broken by stones before, after touching the green snake's tongue, the pain disappeared immediately, which surprised Ban Xiaolang.

"Are you healing me?" Ban Xiaolang hugged the green snake even tighter, put it in his arms, and ran home.

He didn't go back to the general's mansion, but came to a bamboo house covered by a green bamboo forest. His father always saw that he was unhappy.

If he brings a little snake back, he will definitely be called a plaything and lose his mind, and he will bring out General Chang Sheng's brother to teach him. He still can't write, he can't dance, he is a useless person, so why bother to find him in front of him? Feeling angry, I often live alone in this Zhuli Pavilion by myself, which is also a joy and freedom.

He put the green snake aside, fetched a basin of cold water to wash off its blood, only to find that his injured hand had completely healed before he knew it.

"Little thing, your saliva has the effect of healing wounds, but your own wounds are bleeding!"

Ban Xiaolang said to himself, his hands were busy wiping the green snake's wound, the green snake dodged left and right, as if on purpose.

Ban Xiaolang saw the right moment and grabbed it by the tail. "Haha, the little thing makes you dodge everywhere, you won't be able to escape from my Wuzhi Mountain!" The green snake made a growling sound from its stomach, and wrapped itself around Ban Xiaolang's arm.

"Are you hungry? I'll go get you something to eat right away." Ban Xiaolang placed it on the quilt, and ran out with a bamboo basket on his back.The green snake rolled its Gululu eyes, then closed them and held its breath, as if meditating.

Ban Xiaolang stared at the green snake dumbfounded. He caught a chicken and four bullfrogs, all of which were taken into the belly of the green snake, and then wrapped around his waist lazily basking in the sun contentedly.

He poked the green snake's head with his finger. "Little thing, don't tell me you're going to strangle yourself to death. If you eat like this, you'll turn into a fat snake."

After finishing speaking, he lovingly hugged the green snake to his chest. He seemed to think that the green snake was familiar with human nature, which was more interesting than interacting with people. At least the green snake would not be called demented by the green snake.

At night, Ban Xiaolang blew out the lights and candles, took off his clothes, revealing the baby fat all over his body, the green snake rolled its eyes to look at him in the dark night, and was immediately pulled into his arms by Ban Xiaolang's delicate little hand.

"You are cold all over, and I use it to cool down." Ban Xiaolang hugged the green snake contentedly, and felt cool all over, very comfortable.

Ban Xiaolang felt that he slept comfortably all night, he turned over and found a cool place, and touched that place with his hands, but it was not the slightly rough scales of the little snake, but surprisingly firm and smooth.

Ban Xiaolang noticed something was wrong and opened his eyes suddenly.I saw a person squinting his eyes, playing with his hair, and sizing him up. That person had sharp brows, and a pair of emerald eyes were shocking.