Yan Xiao's Strange Records

"Are you blaming me? Your face is so stinky." Shangqing held a white piece in his hand, and spoke softly, unlike his usual cold tone.

Unexpectedly, Bai Yuyu was not only ungrateful, but also looked at him sadly with a stinky face, his eyes were indescribably cold.

Bai Yuyu's complexion was extremely bad, looking at the black and white pieces on the chessboard, an unknown fire rose in his heart.

"Don't dare, how would you dare? The immortals of the Shangqing Law enforce the law fairly, and should set an example for all the immortals. How dare I blame you? It's you who are worrying too much." Bai Yuyu said in a strange tone.

He was heartbroken when he thought of the loss of two more immortals. Over the years, the immortals of the Nine Heavens walked away, and those who were demoted to the mortal world...

Immortal Yuxu, Second Prince Du Xin, Fox King Yanqing, Immortal Liuli, Lord Bihualian...

Countless, even Dong Jun who defeated Hei Lin in the Moshen Swamp, repeatedly violated the rules of heaven, and finally entered the reincarnation of the human world with the Immortal Nine Heavens...

Shangqing saw that he had a serious face, which didn't look like he was usually happy with himself.

His jade fingers tapped the jade plate with a crisp sound. "You've come to a dead end. You can't play this game of chess. You don't care about it at all." Shangqing looked away angrily, and his face was like frost and snow.

"Shangqing, do you want to make this place the same as the Guanghan Palace? Even if your temper is stinky and cold, you want to turn this Jiuzhongtian into an icehouse, and all the immortals who come into your eyes will be killed." It's those old bones who spend their days in a fairy-tale manner, talking at length!

People in the world know that you are in charge of thousands of relationships in the world, but they don't know that our Shangqing Xianjun has a heart made of thousands of years of Xuanbing, and he is merciless when he strikes his own fairy officials again and again. "

Bai Yuyu tore his face, he was obedient to Shangqing on weekdays, for fear of offending him, knowing that his body temperature was always cold, so he risked being discovered by the spirit clan to obtain the thousand-year-old Firefox's fur for him.

He originally thought that he would not be able to cover the heat for ten or a hundred years, so he would cover for a thousand years, a thousand years, a senior brother, he still couldn't figure out Shang Qing's heart, so let him burst.

"What are you talking about? If you blame me so much, don't stay in my Shangqing Palace. I'm afraid it will ruin you!" Full of anger.

Bai Yuyu stood up with the support of Xiantong: "Just leave, why don't you move to Guanghan Palace to live with Fairy Chang'e together, you are so unkind, and you are pretentious to be in charge of thousands of marriages, I think Marriages in the three realms will almost be torn apart by you, and it is best to be single in the future!" Bai Yuyu flicked his sleeves and lifted the curtain.

"You... how dare you curse me..." Shang Qingqi trembled all over his body. He is the most proud disciple of Guangyuan Tianzun, and he is highly respected in the heavens. The senior brother, who is very rogue and free and easy, also respects him very much. He has never been ignored like this, and his eyes are vaguely bitter.

Bai Yuyufang stepped out of the Hall of Shangqing, thinking that before he left, the little junior brother's trembling eyes were red and red like rabbit's eyes, he knew that Shangqing loved to show off, even if he made a mistake, he would be bored in his heart, awkward Don't say it.

What's more, he was not to blame for this matter, and everything was like an invisible net, which could be triggered at any moment, and he couldn't figure it out.

Fang took a step out of the Hall of Shangqing, but Bai Yuyu always felt that Shangqing was too ruthless, so he couldn't help but stop.

Seeing Bai Yuyu who had gone and returned, Shangqing was still sitting beside the chess table, his face was a little pale, presumably he was very angry with himself.

"Why are you coming back? I am such a ruthless person, why are you here?" Shang Qing, who was always reticent, disregarded his image at this moment and loudly argued with Bai Yuyu.

Bai Yuyu laughed secretly, it seemed that he had really angered Shangqing.Bai Yuyu didn't talk to him, and stepped forward to embrace his soft waist, pinched his lips, and stuffed a pill in haste.Shangqing swallowed it down, and then opened a pair of smoky eyes.

"What did you and I eat?" Shangqing asked in amazement.

Bai Yuyu also poured out one by herself, and put her head up into her throat. "Three-day Wangyou Pill, you are too lifeless. After eating this Wangyou Pill, you and I will be no different from ordinary people. If you walk with me in the mortal world, you can gain some popularity. You Those who promote marriage cannot just break up marriage."

Just as Shangqing was about to refute, he felt Bai Yuyu tug on his cuffs, and as if falling into the clouds, he looked towards a bustling area and left.

Yanyin's thin, bamboo-like avenue is bustling with businessmen coming and going from various countries, the traffic is heavy, and there are many restaurants and teahouses, making it dizzying for the eyes.Standing here, Shangqing was dazzled. Although he had also descended to the mortal world, he had never been to this bustling area.

Standing in the middle of the path, Shangqing saw the pedestrians on the side, looking hurriedly, and a large area gathered in one place.

Bai Yuyu poked him with his elbow. "Why are you in a daze, we might as well go and have a look, there are many wonderful things in the world."

Bai Yuyu pulled Shangqing's sleeves and squeezed into the crowd. Shangqing was so clean, he missed the moving formula and wanted to keep a certain distance from the people around him.

Unexpectedly, there was no reaction for a while, and then I remembered that I had taken Bai Yuyu's Wangyou Pill, and then I had no magic power, just like ordinary people.

Well, let him go.

Upstairs stood a dignified, gentle and quiet girl, with a gold waffle on her head and red silk with gauze, making her appearance even more beautiful. The men downstairs were overjoyed by her, and they all wanted the girl to droop their eyes. .

"What is this doing? How can a woman show her face in public? You shouldn't sit in the show room and focus on the female workers, correcting the appearance of the woman. How decent is this!"

The Shangqing silently abides by the clear rules, and thinks that women who have not left the cabinet should stay out of the door and never step out. They are gentle and dignified, and there is no reason to show their faces.

Bai Yuyu protected Shangqing behind him, so that he would be squeezed by the bustling crowd. "This is a local custom. A woman who has not left the pavilion can throw hydrangea in the Xiulou, and if she has a match, she will throw it with the match.

If not, the young people of the right age will come to fight for it, and after passing through the barriers of their parents, they can exchange posts, make an appointment with in-laws, and it will be such a good thing.

I have told you long ago that human emotions are complicated, and you live in the Nine Heavens, and you have never heard of them, so you should walk around the world more often to get some fireworks. "

"So there is such a custom, I have never heard of it..." Shangqing looked at the Xiulou.

The girl's eye circles were red, she didn't want to choose a relative in Xiulou, but she was forced to do nothing, she looked at the crooked melons and dates downstairs, the tears in her eye circles swirled, and she suddenly met a pair of crystal clear eyes, that man was Lang Runyu Qing, purple clothes and jade face, the whole body is clear and aura, not contaminated by the slightest smoke and dust.Immediately, she looked away without a trace, and the girl's depressed heart suddenly jumped up.

Busily took the hydrangea from the servant girl's hand, looked at the right direction, and threw it towards Shangqing. Everyone's eyes turned to Shangqing. They didn't know when Yanyin had such an outstanding young master. Shangqing saw the oncoming hydrangea I don't know what to do.

The girl hurriedly took the hydrangea ball from the servant girl's hand, looked at the right direction, and threw it in the direction of Shangqing. Everyone's eyes turned to Shangqing, and they didn't know when Yanyin would have such an outstanding young master. The hydrangea that came didn't know what to do.

He simply closed his eyes and resigned himself to fate, since he is a fairy, how could he marry a mortal woman.

After a while, the hydrangea hadn't hit Shangqing, Bai Yuyu had already seen the girl's intentions, stretched his legs, and lifted the hydrangea into the arms of a poor scholar.

When the girl saw this, there was no such jade-like young master, Shangqing and Bai Yuyu had long since disappeared.The poor scholar who got the hydrangea happily raised the hydrangea and was surrounded by everyone.

The girl burst into tears and stomped her feet angrily.

Shangqing let Bai Yuyu lead him, with the cold wind whistling in his ears, the two ran to the bridge and looked at each other, they couldn't help panting because they didn't have the ability to fly through the clouds.

"Why, you're still blaming me for kicking that girl's hydrangea away? You've delayed your great marriage!" Bai Yuyu teased, bowing in apology.

Shangqing glared at him, and said sullenly: "It's not that you insist on joining in the fun, but it's also good. Although the scholar came from a poor background, but with the support of this Xiulou girl, he will pass the exam in three years."

Shang Qing made it clear that although he was ruthless, he knew the marriages in the world like the palm of his hand, and he was always watching their every move closely.Bai Yuyu applauded secretly. Although he lost his mana, his vivid memory made people extremely amazed.

"Gulu...Gulu..." There was an indecent sound.

"Why are you making strange noises from your mouth? Bai Yuyu, are you childish or not? You don't think you can tease me enough." Shangqing pushed him to stop making trouble.

Bai Yuyu spread his hands helplessly, clearly he didn't do anything.He grabbed Shangqing's hands and signaled him not to speak, insisting on finding out the source of the strange sound.

"Cuckoo..." Bai Yuyu pricked up his ears, and immediately heard the real source of the voice. He bent down and pressed against Shangqing's belly.

Shangqing's fair and tender face was thin-skinned, and it was immediately dyed red, and he grabbed Bai Yuyu's hair. "Hugh has to make a mistake, what do you mean?"

Bai Yuyu immediately begged for mercy. "Didn't I look for that strange sound source with you? Shangqing, do you feel like your stomach is empty? Want to find something to fill him up?"

Shangqing nodded obediently. After leaving the embroidered building, he felt his stomach was empty and his body had no strength. For some reason, he raised his eyes to look at Bai Yuyu.

Bai Yuyu put his hands behind his back as if to explain. "In the mortal world, you are called a thunderous belly. To put it bluntly, you are hungry. In the fairy world, we don't drink or eat, and follow the rules and regulations. But in the human world, we must have grains, food and appetite, so that we can work hard. Let me go I'll take you to eat delicious food—" Without any explanation, he walked out of the alley holding Shangqing's hand.

Shangqing frowned, looking at the man holding his hand, the joints were distinct, and the warm warmth from the palm of his hand was something he had never had before. Over the years, he had always been stubborn, and it was that man who always tolerated him and never left him. Not giving up... His heart was moved... Unknowingly, there was a scent of wine, which was rich and fragrant.

Shangqing raised his head suddenly, and saw a person standing on the second floor, wearing a blue satin dress, talking and laughing at Yanyan, holding a jug in his right hand, looking free and easy. Where have you seen——

"Why are you in a daze? This place is called 'Zui Yi Xuan'. The owner's name is Mu Shang. He is a Loulan native. He has learned his first-hand wine-making skills from somewhere. It's not inferior to our wine fairy in the fairy world. I have time to show you a taste. Where are the side dishes? It is also well-known far and near, and its delicious taste is extraordinary." Bai Yuyu said with raised eyebrows, but Shangqing's face was dark, it seems that his senior brother has a lot of patrons.

Seeing him introducing himself with a smile on his face, he didn't want to disturb his interest, so he obediently entered the wine shop with him.

The waiter in the shop saw the two people's elegant demeanor, and rushed forward to greet them.

Bai Yuyu ordered a bottle of "Apricot Blossom Rain". Knowing that Shangqing was a vegetarian all day long, he picked out a few simple vegetarian dishes, and the younger brother hurriedly stepped back and reported to the kitchen.

After a while, three dishes and one soup were served.

Shangqing has been immortal for a hundred years, and he has already lost his appetite for food. Looking at the dishes on the table, he feels his stomach is thundering, even worse than before.

Bai Yuyu knew that he was unbearably hungry, but he didn't move his chopsticks, so he probably didn't know how to use it.

I seldom participate in banquets, and I don't know what chopsticks are.Thinking of this, Bai Yuyu's heart was moved. Although he was considerate to Shangqing in every possible way, he couldn't realize his true feelings after all.

He picked up the chopsticks, picked up a bamboo shoot and put it in his mouth. He chewed it very deliciously. Only after seeing this did he know the purpose of the chopsticks.

Yuzhi also picked up the chopsticks, imitating his gestures, and moved tremblingly to a plate of peas in front of him. The peas were green and dripping, and they looked very cute. He poked them twice, but the peas dodged disobediently. So many times are unsatisfactory.Shangqing frowned his pretty eyebrows, and lost his patience, at this moment, a pair of hands covered his hands.

"Look for the pea, close your index finger and middle finger, use your thumb firmly, and try again!" Bai Yuyu thoughtfully wiped off the beads of sweat for Shangqing, Shangqing understood, and finally caught one.

The peas entered the mouth, crisp and dry, very flavorful, Shangqing couldn't help picking up a few more, and then Bai Yuyu added pickled bamboo shoots for him, knowing that he was so light, it seemed that these dishes were very suitable for his taste.

"Don't just eat it, try the fine wine here. This wine is called Xinghuayu. As the name suggests, it is made from the raindrops on the newly bloomed apricot blossoms in a year. Although it is a little light in the mouth, it has a strong aftertaste and lasts for a long time."

Bai Yuyu filled the wine glass and handed it to the supernatant. The supernatant twitched its nose, and it really smelled like apricot blossoms.

I took the wine glass and drank it all in one gulp. The taste in the mouth is weak, but it makes people linger in the apricot blossom forest all over the body, and the sweetness on the tip of the tongue lingers for a long time.

Shangqing couldn't help picking up the wine glass, and poured another glass for himself: "It's really good wine, not inferior to a wine master." After a while, half a bottle of wine was gone, and Bai Yuyu pressed his hand for refilling the glass.

"That's it for today, drink more and hurt your body, let's go shopping for more fun, do you know your statue, how the world worships you..."

After hearing the words, Shangqing let go reluctantly, with childlike eyes.

The two of them were about to leave, but the second brother hurried forward. "You two masters, a total of two taels of silver." The abacus in one hand crackled.

Embarrassed, Bai Yuyu thought to himself that he forgot to bring some silver taels needed in the world in a hurry, and he didn't know how to end it.Shangqing was puzzled and said, "Second brother, what are silver taels? I've never heard of them."

Hearing this, the waiter in the shop looked up and down with a pair of bony eyes, the two were well-dressed, and they looked like talents again.

Unexpectedly, he was a master who ate the overlord's meal. He directly slapped the abacus on the table and yelled: "Come on, stop the two of them. They look like ghosts. I didn't expect to dare to be drunk when I was drunk." Yixuan eats the overlord's meal!"

Xiao Er let out a loud shout, and out came a few strong men, wearing waistcoats, their muscles shining brightly.

Bai Yuyu guarded Shangqing behind him, and said with a smile on his face: "Everyone, good fellows, if you have something to say, we were in a hurry when we went out and forgot to bring the silver with us. You know that in Prince Qin's residence, Xiang Su and I are old friends for many years. , you can send a few entourages to go with me to King Qin's Mansion to get some silver taels to pay you for the wine." Bai Yuyu smiled, his gentleness and elegance, coupled with his demeanor, made people believe it.

The waiter rolled his eyes, thinking that Master Xiang had been missing for more than ten years, and he was a national teacher in Lanling, how could he meet Yanyin's old friend.

"Looking at the handsomeness of the two of you, I didn't expect that there are so many ghost ideas. How noble the Qin King is. After Su Xiang returned, he was worried about the court every day. Where did he meet you two scumbags? Needless to say, take it down!" Self-satisfied, he took the two of them down involuntarily.

The two of them were dragged to the back kitchen, looking at the mountains of dishes, wanting to cry.

"I didn't expect that there are so many rules in the world. If you eat some vegetables and radishes, you will need some money. You often travel to and from the world and you don't know how to prepare more. As a result, the two of us were insulted by the waiter in the shop and did these rough jobs..."

Shangqing has always been gentle, and usually loses his temper with only a few sullen words, but who would have thought that Bai Yuyu would be frequently offended by him in the past few days.

No matter how unbearable it is to be stubborn, Bai Yuyu saw his junior brother's eyes were red, he was slightly angry, his eyelashes were trembling, and the corners of his beautiful lips were raised.

Where is the desolate and lonely appearance in the God Realm, who has no desires and desires all day long, these days are becoming more and more humane.His heart was moved, he stopped the work in his junior brother's hands, thinking that his onion finger should not be hurt.

"What are you doing? Bai Yuyu, I'm asking you, why are you staring at me? Could it be that I look old? I don't know if your Wangyou Pill has any other side effects." Shangqing was terrified.

Bai Yuyu held his junior brother's hand and smiled lightly. "Junior brother is still as handsome as before, so that I was fascinated just now. Junior brother's body is made of water, so I can't do rough work. I'm made of clay. I do all these. It's my fault with junior brother. The younger brother is getting better and better. You have become more humane, your temper is really getting bigger and bigger, I like it from the bottom of my heart."

Bai Yuyu's eyes were burning, if he was given ten guts in the heavenly realm, he would never dare to do anything wrong. At this moment, in the world, there are more than one Longyang Qidi brother. In this world, there are not many more couples.

Shangqing only felt that his cheeks were getting hot from his eyes, and physical contact with his seniors was inevitable, but he had been in contact with them too much recently.

He looked away awkwardly, slapped Bai Yuyu's hand off, and continued with his work. "What about mud and water? You have been in the world for a long time, and there is something in your words."

Seeing this, Bai Yuyu smiled slantingly at the corner of his mouth, his narrow eyes felt that Shangqing was a little emotional, and his design had an effect.

He wrapped his hands around Shang Shangqing's waist from behind, bowed his head and kissed him lightly. "Junior brother, how long are you going to force yourself to be calm? Don't you know my intentions at this moment? We finally went to the mortal world for a while, so we can stay for a while, so that I can teach you to understand the love in the world."

Shang Qing blushed like a boiled shrimp, he had never been so close to anyone, humiliation, humiliation, and even a little bit of sweetness flooded into his heart...

Bai Yuyu didn't give him a chance to escape, and kissed his lips directly.

Shangqing realized something, and tried hard to break free, but his whole body seemed to be trapped in strength, and he couldn't push Bai Yuyu away no matter what.

After the long kiss, Shangqing knew that his many years of cultivation had been ruined, and he didn't know what to feel in his heart. It turned out to be such a sweet relationship. No wonder they broke the rules one after another. It seemed that he should also reflect on the too strict discipline……