I exploded into the entertainment industry after I started cp with the best actor

Day thinking, night dreaming.

Yuan Xingye had a dream that night. He dreamed that after paying the liquidated damages, he would become a pauper.

Like a bum, with messy hair, ragged clothes, and a hole in the front of the shoe on the foot, just showing the thumb.

He was picking up rubbish on the road, when Shi Si drove Lin Zichen past him in a luxury car, the two laughed, pointed at him and said meanly: "Oh, Yuan Xingye, you have a day too—"

damn...

Yuan Xingye woke up angrily.

When he opened his eyes, he met a pair of round, black eyes.

Gu Qi wasn't there, but Xiao Yuanbao was lying on the side of the bed, holding his chin with both hands. Seeing Yuan Xingye opened his eyes, he asked with great interest: "Little uncle, did you just dream?"

Yuan Xingye blinked: "How do you know?"

"You just kept swearing in your dreams. Little uncle, my father said that swearing is a bad habit. You should pay more attention in the future, or your father will spank you."

Xiao Yuanbao looked serious, like a little grown-up.

Yuan Xingye turned over and lay down in front of him: "Don't listen to your father. Let me tell you, people are good at being bullied, horses are being ridden by others, if they treat you well, then you must also treat them well.

But if people bully you, don't be patient, the more you tolerate, the more arrogant they become.Listen to me, scold when you need to be scolded, beat when you need to beat, endure the stagnation of liver qi for a while, take a step back and have a myocardial infarction! "

"What is a myocardial infarction?"

"Uh..." Yuan Xingye felt like he was playing the piano to a cow.

Shaking his head, he rolled over and got out of bed.

He went to look for clothes in the closet, and Xiao Yuanbao followed him and asked, "You cursed so loudly in your dream, I heard it even outside the door, little uncle, what dream did you have?"

Yuan Xingye didn't take it seriously, and replied casually: "I dreamed that two bastards laughed at me."

"What is a bastard?"

"It's a fool, a person with a sick mind."

"Then why are they laughing at you?"

"Because I ran out of money, they laughed at me as a pauper."

"What is a poor man? Is it the same as a bastard? Why are they all eggs?"

"Uh..." Yuan Xingye choked.

Taking a deep breath, he turned his head to look at Xiao Yuanbao: "Why do you have so many questions? Your father is usually taciturn, and you take over what he didn't say, right?"

"What is reticence?"

"Uh……"

"And what does contracting mean?"

"Uh……"

"Little uncle, why do you pull your hair? Will you become bald after pulling it?"

"Uh..." Ahhh!

Why does Little Ingot have so many problems!

Is children's thirst for knowledge so terrible!

Before being driven crazy, Yuan Xingye didn't even know the pain in his injured knee, so he limped into the bathroom with one leg, running away faster than a rabbit.

After washing up and going downstairs, Yuan Xingye didn't dare to look at Xiao Yuanbao, for fear that the child would start chanting the magic spell again if he disagreed.

Fortunately, Gu Qi taught him not to talk when eating or sleeping, and a meal was considered safe.

After dinner, Xiao Yuanbao went to the kindergarten. His auntie sent him there today. Seeing the little guy going out with his schoolbag on his back, Yuan Xingye heaved a sigh of relief.

As a result, the door was just closed, and it was opened again immediately.

Xiao Yuanbao killed the carbine by surprise, pulled the door to poke a chubby little head in, and said to Gu Qi: "It seems a bit ugly to become a bald head, Dad, can you help little uncle?"

Gu Qi, who was drinking porridge, had a good time: "What can you do for him?"

Xiao Yuanbao looked serious: "You give some of the money you earn to the little uncle. Otherwise, the little uncle will be ridiculed by others as the baby of the turtle!"

Gu Qi turned to look at Yuan Xingye.

Although he didn't look at it, Yuan Xingye could feel his probing gaze.

With embarrassment on his face, Yuan Xingye bit the bullet and did not turn his head: "What kind of turtle's baby?"

"It's the bastard you mentioned. I asked my aunt, and he told me that the bastard means the baby of the turtle."

Xiao Yuanbao curled his lips at Gu Qi, and pretended to say: "Dad, little uncle has nightmares at night, hurry up and coax your wife well—"

After finishing speaking, he stuck out his tongue playfully, closed the door and left.

"Uh..." God fucking coaxed your wife.

This kid must be a love expert when he grows up.

Yuan Xingye shook his head speechlessly, turned his face, and looked directly at Gu Qi's dark eyes.

Although he didn't ask anything, he felt inexplicably oppressive.

Yuan Xingye swallowed, and stretched out three fingers to make an oath: "I didn't want to teach Xiao Yuanbao bad! Really!"

What Gu Qi cares about is obviously not that Xiao Yuanbao learns to say "bastard".

Sighing, he asked slowly, "Did you have a nightmare?"

Yuan Xingye pursed his lips.

"It's not a nightmare, it's just a dream that I became very poor. As for the reason why I'm poor, it's... hey, forget it, let me tell you the truth.

Let me explain first. At that time, I didn’t know that I liked you, and I didn’t know that you liked me. I thought we would break up sooner or later, so, so... So I asked Dabai to pick up a romance drama for me...

What, what, Gu Qi, I have already told the program team that I will pay liquidated damages, don't worry, I will definitely not cheat on you to have an affair with others! "

Confession is lenient, resistance is strict.

Yuan Xingye's attitude was very sincere.

After finishing speaking, he blinked his eyes like a puppy trying to please his master, and said pitifully, "Gu Qi, you won't be angry, will you?"

Gu Qi just looked at him quietly.

After he finished talking, he nodded calmly.Then, I dug a spoonful of porridge with a spoon and put it in my mouth.

"Are you sure you're not on the romance show?"

Yuan Xingye nodded vigorously: "No! Resolutely not! I swear, if I do, I will immediately become a dog!"

"Oh……"

Gu Qi calmly put down the spoon, sat up straight, crossed his hands in front of his chest: "Then I can only go to date someone else."

Yuan Xingye couldn't understand what he meant.

Gu Qi hooked the corners of his lips: "I will be on "Pounding Heartbeat"."

"You? Didn't the program team talk about the guests?"

"Well, I gave better resources, and the guests voluntarily exchanged."

No wonder...

The guest and Gu Qi negotiated on their own, exchanging pawns for cannons. If the program team wanted to have fun, they would definitely not object.

Having figured this out, Yuan Xingye nodded, and then suddenly became enlightened: "So, Gu Qi, you already knew that I was going to be on a romance show?"

Gu Qi did not deny it.

In fact, it was not very early.

After hearing it at the airport, I asked Ji Bai to check it out.

Seeing his acquiescence, Yuan Xingye hurriedly took out his mobile phone: "No! I have to notify the program team immediately, I will not breach the contract!"

While talking, he was looking for a number in the phone book.

I haven't found it yet, but the phone was taken away.

Gu Qi raised his eyebrows and looked at him: "A certain person seemed to swear just now that he would become a puppy if he went to a romance show?"

"Uh..." Yuan Xingye's mouth twitched.

damn it……

I really want to sew my mouth shut.

It's okay to swear!

That's 600 million!

With a curl of his lips, he smashed the jar, curled his palms half-bent in front of his chest, and yelled twice: "Wow! Wow!"

After shouting, imitating the appearance of a puppy, sticking out his little tongue and exhaling twice.

No face and no skin...

It happens to be so cute.

Gu Qi suppressed a smile, deliberately pretending to be unmoved.

Yuan Xingye pouted, stood up and moved to Gu Qi's side, squatting at his feet, rubbing his chin against his legs.

Gu Qi lowered his head and met his big clear eyes.

"Wang-"

The voice is soft and soft.

With a lingering ending.

Gu Qi's heart fluttered, and without warning, he bent down and sealed his lips suddenly.

Kissed meat and vegetables.

Yuan Xingye understood that Gu Qi wasn't angry at all, he was just teasing him on purpose.

He is not a dog, Gu Qi is the real dog.

He wanted to scold, but suddenly his body lightened.

"The recording of the show will start soon, and it may not be convenient at that time. So... I want to advance the love of this period of time in advance."

After finishing speaking, Yuan Xingye carried him upstairs regardless of whether he agreed or not.