I exploded into the entertainment industry after I started cp with the best actor

#元星野 When will the head be sent? dog#

Which expert made up this entry!

Yuan Xingye couldn't help but put his phone in front of Gu Qi: "What does the dog's head on the back of this trending search mean? Are they calling me a dog?"

Just after taking a shower, Gu Qi casually covered his face with a wet towel after wiping his hair, and poked him on the forehead through the towel.

"You deserve to be scolded. Who told you to talk nonsense and speak without thinking."

Yuan Xingye pulled the towel off forcefully, and twisted his face to explain: "I-I, why am I talking nonsense? Gu Qi, I was angry at that time, and Shi Si told me that you were nice to me because of you There is a white moonlight in my heart, also called a star. I was dubious at first, but when I asked you, you said, you like me because I am the star in your heart. I didn’t know that we met when we were young, so I thought you If you use me as a substitute, shouldn't I be angry?"

"So you don't remember me, or is it my fault?"

Gu Qi leaned back on the back of the sofa, crossed his hands in front of his chest, quite a feeling of guilt.

Yuan Xingye choked on his words.

People's memory will slowly fade with time, who can remember every day in the past and everyone they meet?

Their encounter may be unforgettable to Gu Qi, but to Yuan Xingye, it may really be just an inadvertent moment in a long memory.

It's normal for him not to remember.

But being asked by Gu Qi, I felt somewhat guilty for no reason.

Yuan Xingye smacked his lips and made an excuse, "There is something I haven't told you. In fact, I have lost my memory. As for the reason, it may be a car accident...a brain tumor...or is it a fungal infection caused by athlete's foot? Anyway, it's just amnesia Now, not remembering you is also the cause of amnesia."

His brain circuits began to convulse intermittently again.

Gu Qi stared at him, and asked with a smile: "How did athlete's foot get on your head? Are you scratching your head with your feet?"

"No, can't you?"

Yuan Xingye sat on the sofa and immediately performed an acrobatic.

His body is soft, and the movement of raising his legs is very easy.

Gu Qi dragged his leg down speechlessly, shook his head and said, "Okay, be careful, you'll get leg cramps again later."

again!

This word hurt Yuan Xingye's nerves, he stretched out his hand to pinch Gu Qi's arm, and complained, "Is it my fault for my cramps? Isn't it all broken by you? Gu Qi, can we have a good discussion? In the future, let's be more traditional, don't always be original and open up new ideas, okay?"

If he continued like this, Yuan Xingye felt that sooner or later he would fall apart.

Gu Qi couldn't help but reached out and flicked Yuan Xingye's head, "You have time to think about this, why don't you think about how to respond to the news on the Internet."

Typical watching the excitement is not a big deal.

Cold blood!

ruthless!

snort!

Yuan Xingye turned his back angrily, picked up his phone and opened Weibo.

There was only one Weibo post on the trumpet, and it was the one that bet with netizens back then.

Originally, there were only a few cp fans who followed from Chaohua who left messages scolding him, but after the ID was exposed, the number of comments increased sharply.

[I never expected that Xingzai's trumpet turned out to be Gu Qi's black fan. Could this be another way to show affection? 】

【Focus!It's been five months since Weibo was published, Xingzai, you agreed to come and see me? 】

[Xingzai is always on the front line of slapping faces, Xingzai, listen to me, your mouth has become fine, since you can't control it, you can only seal it, as for how to seal it, you can find Gu Qi, Gu Qi has a lot of ideas—— 】

[Thinking about it carefully, when Star Cub posted this Weibo, he probably hadn't talked to Mr. Gu. He thought it was just a contract couple, so breaking up within three months would be fine.

The problem is that people can't help themselves, and if they say they have fallen, they will fall.Star Cub is really pitiful, I feel sorry for you for a second, and there are 59 seconds left, I want to ask: Can you express it to me after your head is pulled out?SF Express, thank you! 】

……

Yuan Xing wildly put his phone on the coffee table, knelt on the sofa and yelled: "These are all fake fans! Other artists made mistakes, and the fans are all my brother, so poor, my brother don't be sad, why are my fans so So aggressive!"

Gu Qi glanced at him: "The upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked."

"I... Gu Qi! It's fine if you don't save me, but you're still talking sarcastic!"

Yuan Xingye's jaw was about to crooked in anger.

However, Gu Qi was in a good mood, and when he had finished laughing with his lips curled up, he raised his eyebrows and said, "I have a way."

Yuan Xingye's eyes lit up: "What way?"

"We'll see how you perform."

After Gu Qi finished speaking, he took out the script from under the coffee table and began to read it.

He was very calm.

But Yuan Xingye couldn't wait to see it!

Performance!OK!

Yuan Xingye took a deep breath, leaned on his shoulders, and shouted in a delicate voice: "Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. You have pity on me. Good people get rewarded. Good people give birth to 108 treasures—" —”

What did you say.

Yuan Xingye slapped his lips twice, biting his lower lip coquettishly: "Gu Qi... Teacher Gu... Husband—"

He has the potential to be a voice actor.

When he shouted out, Bailian Steel became soft to the bone.

But Gu Qi didn't move.

Yuan Xingye had no choice but to forcibly turn his face away, take away the script in his hand, throw it casually on the coffee table with his hand, and then stand up and sit on his lap.

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Fortunately, the effort was not in vain.

At ten o'clock in the evening, Yuan Xingye finally got a solution from Gu Qi.

There is a palm-sized sd simulation doll on the coffee table.

A photo of Yuan Xingye was pasted on the doll's face.

It's outrageous!

Turning his head and glaring at Gu Qi who came out of the shower again, he asked: "You asked me to use a doll instead? Is this the way you said? This is the broken way, you just asked me... Gu Qi, are you too rascal Already!"

Gu Qi smiled at him very calmly: "I didn't buy or sell by force, you just did it voluntarily."

"Uh..." Fuck!

The dignified actor is shameless!

Yuan Xingye was so choked that he had nothing to say, he could only use his eyes as lasers, poking a few big holes in Gu Qi's body with all his strength.

Although the method is bad, it cost a "big price" anyway, so let's use it reluctantly.

So, a few minutes later, Yuan Xingye uploaded a video on Weibo.

In the video, he is sitting on the sofa, sitting upright and saying solemnly: "Being a man must be honest, and I dare to act boldly. Isn't it just to come to see me? No problem!"

After speaking, take out the prepared little doll.

The little doll has his photo on his face, and his name is written on his body.

Yuan Xingye grabbed the doll's body with one hand and the doll's head with the other.

push a little...

"Crack!"

The doll is decapitated.

In fact, sd dolls are inherently assembleable, and can be pulled down or pressed up.

Yuan Xingye squeezed the little head that was pulled off, stretched it to the camera, and said confidently: "Here, you have done it by raising your head to see me, what else do you have to say?"

With his mouth curled up, he stuffed the doll's head back into his body, and he raised his chin arrogantly.

"Humph……"

The video ends here.

【Fuck fuck!The blood tank is empty!Star cubs are too cute! 】

[Really? Pull your head, Goose, you are such a clever little ghost! 】

【Xing Xing, are you going to kill me?I can't, I can't, Yuan Xingye, I love you! 】

[Let's fight upstairs, the stars are mine! 】

[The two in front, draw your swords! 】

The comment section is buzzing.

Gu Qi's name suddenly stood out from the crowd.

During the scramble, Gu Qi himself replied:

[Sorry, the famous flower has its owner, and the star is mine. 】