"Shen Jin, is your brain as big as your earwax? I suspect that when you were born, your brain and umbilical cord were cut off, and now you have a—beep—beep—beep—"

Tang Ruo's physical coordination is particularly good, and while beating someone, she can also come up with tricky words to swear at them.

Very popular!

Shen Jin was defenseless, his left eye socket turned purple when he punched him.

[Pfft ha ha ha, No. 1 live fight!I am awesome! 】

[Shen Jin... the one-eyed dragon hhhh, although so pitiful, but so funny, no, I can't help it hahaha...]

【Why silence!I am a master at swearing, I am recording my studies with a notebook, can you silence me? 】

[Where is the lip language teacher?Hurry up, hurry up, hurry up! 】

[Don't rush, don't rush, this is coming.What Tang Ruo said just now is that what you have on your neck is just a few sticks. 】

Seeing that Tang Ruo and Shen Jin were going to fight on the live broadcast, the others hurried up to try to persuade them to fight.

Pull the two apart from one left and one right.

Tang Ruo cursed while thumping, her mouth was like a Gatling machine gun, and she couldn't stop rattling.

Others can't get in their mouths even if they want to persuade them.

There was really no other way, Yuan Xingye's face turned stern, and he covered Tang Ruo's mouth at the risk of getting angry.

"Then what... Tang Ruo, didn't you just say that whoever is tempted has to bark like a dog?"

Tang Ruo broke Yuan Xingye's hand, frowned and shouted in disbelief, "Am I that excited? I was dragged to a [-]-meter sprint!"

Yuan Xingye patted him on the shoulder: "A heartbeat is an explosion. As the program team said, as long as the number on the bracelet exceeds one hundred and two, it is considered a heartbeat. You didn't say what method to use. Shen Jin might just walk away with a sword." Pian Feng, the method is a bit weird, but your wristband did call the police, that's right."

If you want to blame, blame the incompleteness of the rules.

This was someone who took advantage of the loophole!

Fuck!

Tang Ruo gritted her teeth angrily.

Yuan Xingye didn't actually want him to bark like a dog, he just said that to stop Tang Ruo from breathing out the fragrance.

Seeing that the person was silent, Yuan Xingye comforted him and said: "It's okay, we are not serious people, as long as everyone is calm, we will not force you to bark like a dog."

Tang Ruo glared: "Then what if I insist on cursing people?"

"Uh..." Yuan Xingye choked.

On the contrary, Shen Jin answered without fear of death: "Then bark like a dog."

It didn't matter what he said, Tang Ruo's fire that had just been suppressed burned up again.

Glaring at her fiercely, Tang Ruo gritted her teeth and said, "If a dog barks, I'll bark like a dog, so you have to accompany me too! Woof!"

only one...

But this one, fuck!

Have you ever seen that kind of large wolfhound that is tied by an iron chain but is very fierce with its teeth and claws?

This is Tang Ruo's expression.

He wished he could rush over and bite off Shen Jin's neck.

After calling out, he stared at Shen Jin desperately.

That expression seemed to say again: I called, it's your turn!Call!You call!

Kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred.

Shen Jin's brows were furrowed tightly, he squinted at Tang Ruo with squinted eyes, and said with harsh lips, "Wow!"

Yoho, this grandson is really willing to let go.

Row!

Tang Ruo grinned angrily, "Wow!"

Shen Jin said with a cold face and reluctance: "Woof!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

"Wang Wang Wang!"

……

The more the two shouted louder.

The variety show scene has been reduced to a large-scale dog fighting scene.

The other guests who grabbed the two of them respectively were dumbfounded.

Things are gradually developing in the direction of ghosts and animals, and they are out of control.

The point is...it's too uncomfortable to hold back a laugh.

【I'm fucking laughing like crazy hahaha】

[I can't save it, it's more funny than watching Lao Guo's cross talk, learning how to bark like a dog can keep me laughing for a year...]

[Where are the burdens of their idols?For the sake of winning and losing, I don’t want my image...]

[What's the matter that the more you scream, the more you look like it? 】

[I don’t know if you have seen a video of two families walking their dogs, and then both dogs were on leashes, barking fiercely, as if they were about to kill each other in the next second, and then the dog owner suddenly let go After the rope, the two dogs jumped together and suddenly began to slap.Shen Jin and Tang Ruo...hahaha, there is a picture! 】

The scolding between Shen Jin and Tang Ruo was finally settled by the program team.

Being pulled to the heart-shaped sticker, the two stood on both sides of the table, staring at each other hostilely.

Gu Qi and Yuan Xingye chose the red stickers.

Song Tiancheng and Lu Ran chose the blue stickers.

Green and yellow remained on the table.

Tang Ruo took the yellow one without hesitation, tore off the sticker, and then stuck it firmly to her chest, gritted her teeth and said, "Choose yellow, I hope we both get yellow soon! Woah!"

Shen Jin angrily picked up another yellow sticker, pressed it on his chest, and stared back dissatisfiedly: "Yellow is yellow! With your bad temper, you should be single for the rest of your life!"

After speaking, he turned his head and walked towards the sofa. After walking two steps, he suddenly remembered something, then turned around and returned to Tang Ruo, saying aggressively, "Wow!"

Tang Ruo: "..."

"You bastard! Fuck-beep-beep-beep-"

start again...

The guests were collectively speechless.

Even the program crew was exhausted, and finally the director waved his hand and said, "Don't mute the sound, just ban them both!"

Shen Jintangruo was already wrestling on the sofa.

The camera forcibly moved away.

The eight guests have formed three limited-time couples, and the last two will automatically form a team.

Xia Mingxu's face has been dark since he was bullied, and when the camera moved to him, he snorted directly: "Why didn't I choose? Why do you automatically form a team when you come to me!"

The program group explained: "Prioritization is determined in accordance with the rose voting session just now when choosing a favorite."

"That vote is not fair at all!"

Xia Mingxu stared at the camera, angrily stretched out his finger to the side, and said angrily: "They have known each other for a long time, and they must vote for each other. This is introversion! It's not fair!"

He was so alive, his fingertips just happened to point to Tang Ruo.

Tang Ruo had just finished fighting with Shen Jin, and immediately rushed over when she saw this, grabbed Xia Mingxu's collar and scolded: "You can point at me again! Didn't anyone tell you that you can't just point at someone? It's not the fault of the father." , your father, I will let you know what family law is right now!"

"boom!"

[Ha ha ha Tang Ruo awesome! 】

[Is Tang Ruo a lay disciple of Shaolin Temple?This move seems to have been practiced! 】

【The current Shen Jin and Xia Mingxu are standing together, that is the mirror.One with black eyes on the left and one with black eyes on the right, hahaha laughing to death, I can't save him...]

【Xia Mingxu, what are you pointing at, you can't live without committing crimes...】

[Tang Ruo is really going too far, playing this for a while, hitting that for a while, does he think that the show he is on is a boxing championship match?What about quality, he said one thing to another, he opened his mouth and shut his mouth, my mother, because of him, the master in charge of noise reduction has to eat an extra chicken leg at night.

He is obviously the least qualified, yet he still talks about Xia Mingxu, hurry up and get rid of fans!I urge you all to take off your fans!In this case, Tangruo is mine alone hahaha...]

Xia Mingxu desperately lost weight for the sake of being a character, his frail body couldn't withstand Tang Ruo's heavy blows.

With just one blow, he was beaten to the ground.

Tang Ruo rolled his eyes and glanced at him, and scolded disdainfully: "You are still an artist like this? Is the threshold of the entertainment industry so low now? Any rotten fish dares to call itself a star! And you are too weak, We are all men, so if you can't beat them, let it be, and you are punched to the ground, are you ashamed? Such a slap in the face, even worse than Shen Jin's evil pen."

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