After wearing the book, the sickly junior brother always plots against me

You eat meat every day, are you the reincarnation of a hungry wolf!

Hua Ming stared at him fiercely, wishing to jump up and give him another chestnut, but he heard him casually say: "This idea is not impossible, you are naturally different from those vulgar things."

Ok?

Just...absurd!

Hua Ming gritted his teeth, and popped out a few words: "You are full of those things in your head, shame on you, don't say you know me when you go out in the future!"

Superficial paper man, I want to distance myself from you!

To be honest, he was still a little scared, or maybe he was embarrassed and uncomfortable. Standing in front of him, there was a kind of hungry wolf licking his lips and thinking about how to eat himself alive, and his eyes were too naked.

Fortunately, Liu An didn't do anything else, she still leaned on his shoulder, holding his arm with one hand, and took the tomato from his palm with the other.

But in the process, he kneaded his fingers again, and said brazenly: "I can't help myself to you."

"Your fingers can arouse my desire."

"You are really annoying, you really give me a headache."

Liu An spoke shameless words, and glanced at his fair neck from time to time. Clean things always make people feel like destroying.

But he didn't do this right away, because destruction requires concentration and time, and it takes a long time to get involved little by little. It's meaningless to destroy it in a hurry. His Adam's apple rolled up and down, and his thin lips Slightly sips.

Liu An held the tomato, squeezed it lightly, and sighed again: "It's not very soft, it doesn't feel good."

very soft?

feel?

Say what?

Noisy, if it is really soft, it must be broken, wait for me to cut a hand of water?

"I like soft ones, just like..."

Hua Ming reached out to snatch the tomato, but he didn't want him to grab his wrist, "There must be a lot of water, isn't it very sweet?"

"That's bad, it will cause diarrhea!"

Liu An handed the tomato to his face, rolled it on his cheek, and said in a charming voice, "It's bad, it's good if it's bad, I like bad ones!"

To be honest, Hua Ming really wanted to press the tomato on his face, like soft ones, like a face full of water, crushing the tomato on your face, but he didn't have the strength to resist, his wrist pressed again die.

"There's only one bowl of vegetarian dishes, what else do I expect?"

Liu An threw the tomatoes on the cutting board, and lazily stepped aside, patiently observing the changes in his expression, um...

Beads of sweat moistened his temples, his pink lips were slightly parted and he was panting slowly, all of which looked like he was happy.

"Where is a vegetarian dish, don't there be eggs, which can be regarded as half meat."

"If you don't like it, then I won't come. The chef here cooks delicious food, so don't wrong yourself."

Hua Ming said sullenly, then lowered his head and bit his lower lip, hid his hands in his sleeves and clenched his fists tightly.

"Anyway, I won't embarrass you, but I didn't expect you really didn't like it."

Fortunately, I have been looking forward to it for a long time. I thought you would be happy, but I didn’t think it was just my empty happiness. I overestimated it...

It's just that I finally learned a dish, and my fingers got blisters several times, thinking that you can have a sip of hot soup when you come back, but you are still disgusted.

Liu An, you really make me sad, this minute I don't like you very much, very much!

Even if I don't like you, I won't say anything, I don't want to say a word to you in this 1 minute!

Liu An stared at him with great interest, and really couldn't fight recklessly, so her eyes turned red again, and she lightly bumped his arm: "Then I'm very picky eater, and ordinary cooks can't do what I like. I'm afraid I'm going to kill again."

"Senior brother has a good heart, he definitely doesn't want innocent people to die."

"For a bad person like me, only you will serve him."

Even if you are boiled into a pot of paste, I will not dislike it, but whatever your heart is, I will kneel down and hold it in both hands, and treat it with the most pious attitude.

Because it's you, I totally accept it.

Liu An put one hand on his waist, leaned lazily to the side, and yawned again: "My good brother, why don't you start yet, I'm going to starve to death."

he……

He deliberately made fun of himself!

Nasty Willow An, Dog Willow An, bad thing!Starve you deserve it!

Hua Ming greeted him ruthlessly in his heart, but when he picked up the tomato, there was still unconcealable joy on the brows of his brows. Even with the tomato in his hand, he could vaguely feel his fingertips resting on it. temperature.

Anyway, he only knows one dish, so he must be held firmly and slapped in the face, but perhaps because of his fiery gaze, Hua Ming's hands trembled, and he put the chopped tomatoes on the plate, It was supposed to be cooked, but it was carried to the side of the stove...

"Don't worry, I won't kill you."

"Things have to be done slowly, so that it will be delicious."

Liu An smiled softly, walked to his side, couldn't help reaching out his hand to put his hand on the top of his head and stroked it softly, then sighed lazily: "Many years ago, you scolded me for plotting to do something wrong. It may be a real conspiracy, but I didn't take it out of my mind."

"Now it's no fun to try to do something wrong, but I want to do something wrong hahaha."

Hua Ming raised his eyes in embarrassment, his face was flushed again, he got up in a panic with the tomato in his hand, and muttered, "OK, OK, you can do it every day, what a ghost!"

"I'll kill you sooner or later!"

He muttered happily in his mouth, but he didn't dare to look at him. Even so, he could still feel a fiery long arrow stabbing towards him, but as long as he didn't raise his head, nothing happened!

The tomatoes are in the pot, and then, yes, add salt and monosodium glutamate, there seems to be something missing...

Hua Ming scratched his head in embarrassment, what else is missing, oh, there is still oil!

Become!

"Brother, didn't you say tomato and egg soup, why is there no egg?"

Hua Ming petrified on the spot, gritted his teeth, picked up the egg, and hurriedly smashed it into a bowl: "It's all your fault, it's because you've been staring at me."

"I see mine, what does it have to do with you?"

"You are not allowed to look at me!"

Liu An approached, and put warm palms on his shoulders: "I don't just look at it, I don't need to talk about the relationship between us."

"I'm a person who hates talking more than anything, so go ahead and do it."

"Brother, do it, don't you just want to do it for me?"

Hua Ming: "??"

Hua Ming: It's really not my problem, look at his eyes and the corners of his mouth, I can't, I'm about to collapse!

I really want to kill him!

Unexpectedly, Liu An leaned into his ear again: "What's the matter, didn't you say it yourself, hurry up, I'm going to starve to death."

"After the eggs are put into the pot, they will be cooked as soon as they are boiled in boiling water. The egg yolks are hard but delicious. Anyway, my teeth are good."

"By the way, senior brother, do you like soft persimmons or chewy persimmons?"

"No, it doesn't matter whether you like it or not, the important thing is that I can make you like it."