[Comprehensive] Boy, your soap fell off

It feels so familiar, so comfortable... so light and fluffy, wait, how do you feel when you have encountered this kind of situation?Where is it?

[Master, master....] What's the name, if you don't mind annoying me, I'll be annoying... What's wrong with this shit!The vast dark green trees are neatly lined up on the land, forming a beautiful forest. The sky is blue and cloudless. If you look down for a long time, your neck will hurt. Ke Xiao raised his head that has been lowered for a long time. The face is depressed, why do I have my soul pierced again!And this time I brought an additional gadget. 【Master, System 99 is not a piece of crap, but according to what the master said, could it be that your soul has traveled through time, master】

Ke Xiao looked at the familiar place twitching at the corner of his mouth, raised his eyebrows a few times, and roared instantly, "Whose fault do you think this is? It's not because of your bad game." [Hey, it's because of the game, why don't I know Le] If you knew I wouldn’t be soul-wearing [Eh, hehe, master, don’t be angry, you see that you were soul-wearing alone last time, how nice it is to have me with you this time! 】not good at all....

I'm so mad, who did I meet?Not only did I enter the game by mistake, but now there is no guarantee, can I still pass my game? [Master, don't worry, I will guarantee that you can complete the task] Your guarantee is unreliable. Let me ask you why the soul wears this situation. I won't talk about it once, but I will do it for the second time. After that... I'm still alive.

[Master, this is a problem with the game software’s freezing, sometimes it’s stuck for too long, and this kind of strange thing will happen] Damn, this is too ridiculous!It's okay to play with our souls, hey, have you bought insurance for us yet? [Master, System 99 is telling you very innocently that our producer purchased the latest unemployment insurance in the [-]th century for you players] Unemployment-insurance-insurance....I want to die. 【Master, how can you die even if you become a soul】"I....I'm going to be wiped out..." Ke Xiao shouted to the sky, but the surrounding scenery remained the same. After all, what is the cry of a soul? use.

After mourning the fact of the soul wearing for a while again, Ke Xiao also calmed down, after all, returning to the body is the most important thing.

"Speaking of how long it will take to arrive, I feel that half of this forest will be gone by us."

"Persevere and the meeting will be here." Hearing the source of the sound coming into his ears, Ke Xiao hurriedly flew over to look at it. The appearance of Yanzhuzhen and Shousheng obviously entered someone's eyes, but...why did I come back again? To the unexpected time and space! [No, Master, it seems more than just an accident] Ke Xiao looked at System 99 in surprise, what does it mean?Could it be...

"Xiyue, what do you think those two pure-blooded children will look like?"

A certain person covered his face in depression, he knew that it wasn't just the accident story, there must be these two troublesome characters, he didn't expect that he could see Zero and them again, but... what happened to the children that Ten Lakes talked about ?

"It should be very cute, but I have always wondered why they have children?" When Xiyue said this, a certain soul also wondered, these two are real men!How could there be children.

"Hehe, Xiyue, you are too cute. Asking this kind of question, don't you know that there is such a thing as adoption?" When Shihu said this, Xiyue and Soul Ke Xiao's faces turned green instantly. They are really stupid I don't even know this kind of problem.

"No, that child is their own." Xiyue was stunned, why did Luka know so clearly "I went there before the child was born." So it was so!But I didn't expect it to be personal.

"Who is the mother of the child?"

"Yan Zhuzhen, you can ask the person behind you such a stupid question." Yan Zhuzhen wanted to refute back, but when he heard the last two words Hei Dao said, he quickly turned his head to look back, and the result... .

"Mr. Flame Cone, I think you should have read the book."

“…”

"Ahem, long time no see, Mr. Jiulan...shu." Xiyue was really not used to this kind of address, but Zero once said that calling her surname was too distant, so he also changed it.

Ke Xiao looked at the interaction between Xiyue and Shu, and the frolic between the Hands of the Ring and Yi Yi, and he couldn't help but sigh, these people did not expect to become such good friends. 【Master, you are also their friend】Yes!But this friend's time was too short. 【Master...】Forget it, now is not the time to be sad, the most important thing is to quickly find a time to go back. 【Well, master, you are right】

Ke Xiao followed the big team into this villa he missed. Why do you say nostalgia? Of course, this villa is the place where Zero lived when he was seriously injured. It can also be said that Zero and the pivot will come together. This villa is an important key .

"Uncle Haidou, play with me, play with me..."

"Okay, wait a minute, uncle, I'll play with you right away..." A black-haired red-eyed kid was pulling Haidou and acting coquettishly. This scene made Ke Xiao of a certain soul dumbfounded.Why is Kaito still here?Shouldn't he finish the task and leave?Why... [Master, everyone's game settings are different] I know, but this guy has been too long!For the first time, Ke Xiao felt sad for Haidou's long task.

"Mr. Kaito, why are you here? You're not..." Seeing Kaito's bitter smile, Xiyue didn't understand when the happy Kaito would show such a heavy expression. "Xiyue, don't embarrass him, him! My wife is probably angry, so don't let him go back!" Wife?Everyone had a look of astonishment on their faces, when did Haidou have a wife, why didn't they know?Of course, there is also a certain floating object in the middle.

[Master, did you see that you are also a player, why is there such a big gap between you and him] Ke Xiao glared at the elf, don't think I don't know what you are going to say?Believe it or not I can't even make you a soul. 【Master, wait until you return to your body before saying this sentence】I...

"By the way, Ling, this child was really born by you." Originally, Hei Dao was kind enough to say a word to relieve the oppressive atmosphere, but what he said was a bit too exciting, and even Ke Xiao, who wanted to scold the system, was silent down.What does this mean?What do you mean this child was born from scratch? 【Master, you are stupid!The meaning is so obvious and I still have to ask] Impossible, Ling is a man, absolutely not... "It was born by him/I gave birth to it." [Haha, master, it’s really good that you have a tacit understanding with him, you say No, he said yes]

Ke Xiao stood beside Zero in a daze, looking at those deep and charming red pupils, coupled with his gentle eyes on the child with gray hair and red eyes, it was impossible to find a little bit of falsehood . "Zero, are you happy?" [Master, even if you ask him, he won't know] I know, but... [Master, he is looking at you!I won't find you, right? It should be... Impossible!

"What's the matter? Zero." Jian Shu blocked his sight, Zero shook his head lightly, "I seem to have heard Ke Xiao's voice just now, and it's a bit absurd to think about it." [Master, he is so powerful!I really sense your existence] Zero, maybe you have yin and yang eyes. [Master, if he had yin and yang eyes, you would have been exposed long ago] So it is true.

Shu knows that Ke Xiao is very special to Ling. Although it is not special to him, he can still be called a friend. After all, it is all thanks to Ke Xiao that he and Ling Neng have come to the present, so... Haidou found that apart from Ling, even Jiu Lanshu looked at him with dissatisfaction, and for some reason he felt empty. "It's useless to see me, he won't come."

"It turns out that you also have such a strong desire for monopoly." Haidou put aside the eyes that looked at him, turned around and laughed with the child who was holding him.

Why is the conversation between these two people so inexplicable, how does it feel that there is something in the words. 【Master, maybe you might have some unexpected gains in soul wearing this time】An unexpected harvest?What windfall? [Hee hee, you'll know when the time comes] Is this a chicken talking to a duck?

"Hai Dou, when are you going to bring Ke Xiao here?" What does it mean to be brought by Hai Dou? It's possible that Hai Dou said something bad when he left.

"Zero, why did Haidou bring Ke Xiao here? Could it be that Ke Xiao was always brought by Haidou..."

"Xiyue, do you think Ke Xiao will leave without telling us? I don't believe it." Yes, Ling has never believed that Ke Xiao would leave without telling them. There must be some reason for this, so The key person is still on Haidou.

Haidou felt uncomfortable being stared at by everyone, how could he explain this?You're really looking for trouble. "It's impossible for him to appear, Zero, you should give up your heart! Let me tell you something today!" Ke Xiao was a little nervous, this Yinggong Haidou would not say that they are humans from another world ! "I'm leaving in a few days, and I don't think I'll be able to come back after this trip." Huh... Fortunately, it's not. 【Master, he's not as stupid as you, how could he say that】As long as you know a lot, hmph, let's leave, so Haidou's mission has been fulfilled.

"Leaving in such a hurry, go home and see your family, Ke Xiao." After Shu said this, the whole restaurant fell silent, and everyone's eyes naturally alternated between Shu and Haidou.

"Jiulan... Shu, whose family did you just mention Ke Xiao? I..."

"Xiyue, you have already experienced this kind of thing, don't tell me you can't understand the meaning." Xiyue blushed instantly when Shu said this, and he looked at Luka beside him. Xiao and Haidou turned out to be...

"Hai Dou, it turns out that you and Ke Xiao are lovers! This can't be fooling people!" A question asked is also a question that everyone wants to ask. When did this happen, and it was possible to hide it for so long.Everyone is waiting for Haidou's answer. As for Haidou, of course, he said "no/yes" very flatly [Master, you two have a good understanding] We have a good understanding of your size, Big Brother Haidou, when did I become your lover? ?

"I just said that Ke Xiao couldn't have disappeared for no reason, so he was adopted by you." Yan Zhuzhen, I suddenly realized that you have never read a book [Master, even if you roar into his ear, he I can’t even hear it] Ah.... I was so angry, I said that Shu kept saying inexplicable things, so that’s what happened.

【Hey, Master, when did you become a pair with him? It turns out that your soap can fall off so easily】Fuck off...I can't be with him...【Eh, this is not necessarily true, Isn't it said that people with a guilty conscience are often very excited?Master, you have smoke coming out of your head and fire in your eyes, so it’s obvious you’re duplicity] You...why can’t you beat this broken system as a human being, and you can’t beat this broken system as a soul? What muscle do I lack! [Master, don't worry about it, you should calm down quickly so that no strange things happen] What is the strange thing?

"Why do you suddenly feel chilly on your back?" [Master, look, he can feel you, if you can't control your emotions, you may be directly exposed in front of everyone] Looking at Yan Cone's ugly expression , Ke Xiao also calmed down a little bit, but there is a good saying, a dog can't change eating shit, so soon someone got angry again because of Haidou's words.

"It was a long time ago, but I didn't say it, because Ke laughed that he was shy about this kind of thing." [Hahaha, shy...Master said you were shy, ah...Master, calm down, calm down. ...] Ke Xiao couldn't calm down now, his whole body released a dark aura due to the excitement, and now everyone in the living room felt this abnormality.

"It seems that there is really something wandering in this living room." Ling's words aroused everyone's vigilance, and everyone watched the movement around them in tacit understanding. In the quiet restaurant, only Ke Xiao standing behind Haidou burst into anger. [Master, calm down...it will be exposed...it's over] A white light pierced every corner of the restaurant, and everyone in the restaurant stood up at the same time, except Haidou.

When the white light disappeared, a familiar figure appeared in front of everyone, with short black hair, fair skin, and the same angry expression. Zero shouted "Ke, Ke Xiao."

But Ke Xiao didn't notice the excited Ling, of course, he yelled at Haidou immediately, "Yinggong Haidou, when did I become your lover, please tell me clearly." Originally, Ling wanted to go up and hug Ke Xiao Yes, but seeing the other party's angry look, he also held back his steps.

"Long time no see, Ke Xiao." [Master, he is so calm!Master, what's wrong with you? 】Why did he lose all anger when he saw Haidou's smile, and why did the smile look so similar... The living room was too quiet for a while, in order to break the quiet atmosphere, Xiyue approached Ke Xiao first, "Are you Is Ke Xiao right?" Ke Xiao looked back at Xiyue who was asking the question, he didn't know whether he should say that he was, and if he did, would they be angry?

"Xiyue, look at his frowning face, it must be Ke Xiao." Who was frowning, Ke Xiao glared at Yan Cone Zhen unhappily. "It seems to be true, Ke Xiao, I'm very glad to meet you." Looking at the excited Xiyue, he could feel that he would be surrounded like a puppy.

"Ke Xiao, aren't you too mean?"

"Ah! Zero, Xiyue, calm down, calm down..." No, if this group of people swarms over, he will definitely be frightened by him, and he has a premonition that if he is like this, he will be able to stay for a long time Not much more. 【Master, if you have nothing to say, hurry up and fart, don't waste time】You...

"Ke Xiao" Seeing Ling and Xiyue wanting to rush forward excitedly, Ke Xiao immediately made a stop gesture to prevent Ling and the others from approaching him. "You stop for me..."

"Zero, Xiyue, and everyone, I'm sorry for my sudden departure, but I don't have much time to stay now, so it's okay for me to have a few words with him." Ke Xiao said he was of course It's Haidou.

"Why do you say that there are not many worlds you stay in?"

"Because...for this reason" Ke Xiao stretched his hand towards Zero's chest. Normally, it should stop at the chest, but now Ke Xiao's hand completely passed through Zero's body. Xi was stunned. "Ke Xiao, you..."

"I can't explain this to you. Anyway, my time is limited now, can you let me talk to him?" Although Ling wanted to ask why, but being dragged away by Shu's overbearing, he could only leave the living room to these two .

The Hands of Ring also left knowingly, and when Luka left holding Xiyue's hand, he also said his second sentence of the day, "You can chat, but please change to another place for other things." Boss Luka, just go Why do you say a nonsense, what are other things, please change the place, I really want to ask, what can a person and a soul do? 【Master, what do you want to do with him?】 I...Ke Xiao saw System 99's smirking expression, immediately glared angrily, then turned to look at Kaidou who had remained calm the whole time.

"Did you get stimulated by something? Why did your personality change so much? Also, when did we become lovers? Tell me clearly." Seeing Ke Xiao who was so excited, he really wanted to step forward and give her a hug. Hug, but the other party has no entity, so he can only stop this thought.

"Before you tell me what stimulated me, let me tell you something first?" He looked serious, as if there was something important, forget it, for the sake of being a player, he should listen first . "Okay! Say it, but it's fine if you don't make a long speech. I don't have much time." Haidou actually wanted to ask why, but thinking about it, this statement is unrealistic, after all, it is not the first time he has seen such a Even though it was the first time I didn't see each other.

"I think you should know my real identity." Ke Xiao nodded. He knew that he was also a game player. "Very well, then what I want to tell you is that my game setting is quite peculiar. It is different from your special mission mode. My mode is a fixed mode. As long as you travel through time and space, you will travel to a certain character instead of This character is here to do the mission." I didn't expect this game to have multiple functions, and it's really unique to travel as an anime character. "If you can laugh, you know what I'm talking about?" Isn't that nonsense?Ke Xiao gave Haidou a supercilious look.

"You are still so excitable, I really don't know what you ate to grow up." Haidou's words are very natural, without a trace of falsehood, but when it is too natural, it will give people an illusion, just like Ke Xiao now, A picture kept coming to mind, and the character in the picture told him that this person was not him, definitely not him. "However, my substitute role is not simply that the soul controls the body or something, but that I really live like a real person, and I will not remember anything about the real world when the mission is not complete." Haidou continued. The explanation made Ke Xiao very nervous. What did he want to say after talking for so long?

Haidou looked at the tense Ke Xiao, and a long-lost smile floated on his lips, "I remember we first met on...the bed." Ke Xiao was shocked, why did he say it was the bed, he remembered He and Kaidou didn't develop to be in bed, so he..."Looked surprised, now you should know who I am?" Who are you?Ke Xiao suddenly didn't want to know who he was?That kind of impossible thing will never happen in an impossible world, so he smirked... "Haha, Kaito, what did you say suddenly? How could we meet in bed, you remember wrong, but I sympathize with you very much, you must be very fortunate that you have no real memory!"

Are you stupid?It's something that only you, an impulsive brat, would do. It's almost the same as when he met him in the first time and space. "It's very unfortunate, because of someone's escape." Ke Xiao was speechless, he didn't know how to continue, and suddenly he wanted to leave this world quickly. 【Master, why are you nervous!Why don't you just ask the question soon] I don't want... He absolutely doesn't want to hear things he doesn't want to hear, and shouldn't hear. [Master, you are too emotional, you will disappear] Disappeared, all this is because of his emotional words.

Seeing Ke Xiao who was about to disappear, Haidou suddenly seemed to go up and hug him. He didn't know if he would be able to see him after leaving him this time. After all, this game is not an ordinary game. "Ke Xiao, before you leave, I have something to tell you." Ke Xiao's heart twitched, what's the matter?What would Kaito say?Please don't look serious, okay, that's so weird. "I...."

"Wait, Haidou, although I don't know what happened to you? But what I want to say, I already have someone in my heart, so please don't say it." [Master, are you telling the truth or lying] What do you think? ? [System 99 thinks the master is telling the truth] Regardless of the truth or lies, in short, someone has closed his mouth just now, and it can be seen that his goal has been achieved. "For the sake of not telling you, I'll forgive you for lying about us being lovers."

"Do you think I'll be bored enough to lie?" Why did this tone, this confident attitude come from this person. "I don't care, anyway, I'm bothering you, and I probably won't see you again, goodbye?" Looking at Ke Xiao who was about to disappear, Haidou continued with a gentle smile mixed with a dark belly, "Isn't that You can decide things?" What does this mean?Hey, what does System 99 mean by saying this?Maybe he can still see me. 【Well, there is such a possibility】Why? [Because he is not a special model like you, the master, so he has this right] No!After a long time, he still said that he was unlucky and he was going to die...

The disappearing Ke Xiao didn’t notice a trace of sadness on Haidou’s face. It’s easy to say meeting, but in fact, we have to keep chasing after him, but... I saw him... Brother... the intersection of fate It's time to reunite on a road again.

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