[Comprehensive] Boy, your soap fell off

Remember who am I?Those who are familiar with me know that I am ridiculous, oh, no, I made a mistake, it is Ke Xiao.After going through all kinds of hardships, I finally broke through a time and space, and got the props I wanted.It is estimated that many people want to know what kind of props I got in the first time and space, then listen carefully, my first time and space props are underwear, what?You are joking, sorry, I will not make such a stupid joke, yes, the props I got in the first time and space are underwear...pants...

[So master, don't stare at me, I don't know that the things in the box are underwear! ] Well, the first time and space are like this, so the later time and space are not even worse. [Master doesn’t need to think so much, let’s go to the second dimension as soon as possible] Yes, although some things in the first dimension have made my heart still not calm down, but this game is a race against time, so I still listen to the opinions of the system 99 , start my second time travel.

【Do not worry!Master, the second dimension is pretty good, it’s not a world of fighting and killing] No need to fight, how nice. [However, war is unavoidable] Even if you talk nonsense, war is inevitable, and there is no fighting or killing. 【Hehe, the master will know when the time comes】

[System prompt: The new space-time program setting is OK, and time travel is about to take place]

Ke Xiao glanced at his body becoming transparent, and was a little curious, "System 99, don't you need to press a secure landing button to travel through time and space this time?" [Master, don't tell me, I forgot to tell you something. 】whats the matter?

[System prompt: Start traveling through time and space] Before Ke Xiaoshen came back, he was already in a beautiful universe. Soon his eyes, pierced by white light, were closed tightly. When he opened his eyes, the surrounding scenery changed completely, and the long ancient road , swirling sakura petals, blue sky.Ke Xiao blinked and looked around, could it be that I have already crossed.

[System prompt: The time travel has been completed, and now it is entering the repair stage, please wait a moment...] The system sound has been reported, so it can't be wrong, but maybe it's too outrageous.Compared with his first time, this is simply heaven and earth. [System prompt: The trimming has been completed, the player information has been confirmed OK, I wish you a good time] Still having fun, can this kind of game still be fun?

[Master, hello! 】Ke Xiao stared at the returning System 99 elf, then looked away and stared blankly. 【Master, what's wrong with you? 】Say it!Why is there such a big difference between this time and the last time through time and space. 【Ha ha!The master is still very clear! 】The first time I was almost thrown to death, you said I don’t know clearly. [Um, master, don’t be angry, take care of your body. As the old saying goes, good things happen when you are in a good mood. If you have good things, you can quickly complete the task. Completing the task means that you don’t have to be drowned, master.] After saying such a long series of words, you are the most What I want to say is the last sentence, right? 【Ha ha!As expected of the master who has passed a level] Although Ke Xiao was very angry, he didn't say back excitedly. Could it be that he really got used to it.

System 99 found that his master had become different since he passed the first level. If you don’t give me a good explanation, I’ll make you into something uglier than shit right now.” [Ah, master, please don’t, I’m not kidding, I’m serious, serious] Ke Xiao sat on the side on the bench, listening quietly.

[Well, in fact, the first time travel was because the master did not master the time and space time, so some accidents occurred, and the second time because the master was on time when leaving the first time and space, so the broken program was repaired, and the current situation is now Stable crossing] Ke Xiao didn't know whether to raise the corner of his mouth or not. It was my fault after doing it for a long time. [Master, don't blame yourself, after all, no one can travel safely for the first time, it's normal] Forget it, let me tell you what anime the second dimension is, and what I have to do to get this second item . [Master, you said that the word "props" is so scary, uh, let me continue, continue to say, the second dimension is an anime called Brothers War, what the master wants to do, or wait for the system to notify you! 】Brother War, that is not the anime with thirteen men and one woman. 【yes!What's wrong?Master, look at your surprised face] This is more tiring than dealing with thirteen wolves. [Hehe, the master is not a rabbit, afraid of wolves, but after all, master, you can only get what you want if you fall into the wolf's den] That's why I say you are the most rubbish.

[System options: Please choose one of the following two points: 1) Role-playing; 2) Alternative intervention] What role-playing?What alternative intervention? [Master, you choose one, which is related to your next mission release. If the master does not understand, I will explain to you: role-playing is the master, you will join the Asahina wolf den in place of the heroine; Intervention means that you will integrate into Asahina's family under other circumstances] So it is like this, instead of the heroine, forget it, I don't want to become a real brother war, I will choose the second option. [Master, it's actually good that you chose the first one, brother, there are a lot of soap and water now] I think you really want to die. [Um, I shut up, I shut up....]

[System prompt: The program setting is complete, and the game is on the right track. The time limit is two months. Please grasp your own time. I wish you success] Two months?This time it was a little bit longer, unlike last time it was only...one month. 【Master, didn't you say you wouldn't care? 】

Ke Xiao recalled that after returning from the first time and space, he lay on the bed silently for a long time, and he didn’t feel tears when tears came from the corners of his eyes. He didn’t know why he was crying, but he felt a special pain in his chest, especially at the end. When saying goodbye to Itachi, obviously he didn't need to know those things, but he still knew Itachi's last words.However, like what System 99 told him, if you keep caring about a time and space, you will not be able to continue to complete the next task, because it is not a time and space or a story to experience.So he chooses to archive the trace of emotion in his heart, and save it in his heart, and no longer care about those things.

"If possible, I really want to settle everything."

"You are so young, what are you talking about?" Ke Xiao heard someone answering what he had just said, and sat up quickly, only to see a woman in white looking at him tenderly. [Master, she is not...] Asahi Namiwa, isn't he the mother of the thirteen wolves?How come here? 【Hehe, master, you really called them wolves】Uh, pretend I didn't say that.

"Seeing that you've been sitting here alone for a long time, wait until you don't look like you, did something happen?" It's been a long time since I heard such gentle words, and Ke Xiao thought of his mother, and tears welled up in his eyes. "I'm fine." Nami Asahi touched Ke Xiao's head. She knew that boys have such a strong side, so she continued with a smile, "If you have any difficulties, talk to Auntie, maybe I can help Help you." [Master, there is no delay, there are still important things to do. ] By the way, I almost forgot about it.

"I'm fine, Auntie. I'm just thinking about where to stay tonight. Thank you for your concern." Asahina Namiwa looked at the young man who was leaving in a hurry after bowing respectfully to him. For some reason, Meihe wanted to keep His thoughts, his head was still thinking about his mouth but he opened his mouth first, "Wait, don't you live here?"

In fact, Ke Xiao just found an excuse to leave, but unexpectedly brought another kind of luck, and turned his head to answer Namiwa Asahina's question, "I, I came from a far away place, and it's my first time here so... "It turned out that this child came here alone, and ran away from home. From this ordinary appearance, he didn't look like it, so he was an only child. "It turned out to be like this. Since you don't have a place to live, you can stay at my house for as long as you like." Ke Xiao was stunned, wondering if this would be too... It means that you are going to get close to the dozen or so brothers, so you don’t have to think of other ways to get close] Is this not very good. 【Master, you are not afraid of being eaten in the wolf den, are you? 】You put away that contemptuous look for me.

"How is it? Young man." Mother Asahina!You are really not afraid that I am a bad person. "But, will this be too much trouble, and we just met for the first time, you let me live in your house, you are not afraid that I am a bad person." Asahina Namiwa smiled, and replied lightly, "No one says I am a bad person." How come this sentence seems to have been heard somewhere. [Master, you forgot, itachi Uchiha told you in the first dimension. ] Ah, I remembered, although what he said was that no one said he was a good person.Ke Xiao smiled slightly, and with a faint smile, he looked at Asahinami and Kawasaki differently. "My house has a lot of rooms, so it's okay to have one more you, and more than half of the people living there are men, who are also my sons, so you don't have to worry about living here." Ke Xiao wanted to say something, but Asahina Meihe pulled it and stuffed it into the car, which was really fast.

[Master, your mission in the second dimension has finally started] Well, I don't know what kind of storm I will experience this time.Ke Xiao felt anxious and headed for the hotel-like Asahina family residence in the limousine.

After the car parked, Ke Xiao saw a group of people occupying the gate of Asahina's house, thirteen wolves and a little sheep, and had to believe that he was really going to live in this house.

"Oh! Your speed is really fast." The eldest son Asahina Yachen walked in front of his mother, "Master Mother, you are in such a hurry to get us all here, what do you want to tell us?"

"Well, I met a lost little rabbit, he will live here in the future, don't bully him!"

"Lost little rabbit?" Ke Xiao got out of the car depressed, looked at the fiery eyes of the group of people, and complained strongly in his heart, Mother Asahina, I am not a lost little rabbit. 【Ha ha!Little rabbit, master beware of the big bad wolf] This broken system 99 laughs so nastyly, I really want to smoke it.

Nami Asahi pushed Ke Xiao in front of more than a dozen men, and said with a smile, "Leave him alone, my children." Ke Xiao looked back and found that Nami Asahi had already left by car. How to face the group of people behind.

"Little lost rabbit, welcome to the Asahina family." If the three men Asahina are still so frivolous and smile so fake, how should I reply! [Master, introduce yourself first] That's right, no matter what, you have already entered this house, and you can only accept your fate. "Uh, excuse me, my name is Ke Xiao." Ke Xiao saluted respectfully, but in exchange for a group of laughter.

"Haha, it's ridiculous, it's a nice name." No one complained, but the fifth boy Asahina Tsubaki complained. Is my name so funny? [Master, one thing can be explained from this laughing voice] What does it mean? [The person who named you is better than the producer who made us] Fuck, this is two different things, damn it, when this game is broken, the first thing he will do is to change the name.

The author has something to say: Ke Xiao: The first level has finally passed, but the second level is a bit troublesome!Dear friends, do you think I am tender to deal with these wolves?If you don't mind adopting me back, who would like to adopt me...

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