Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

At exactly nine o'clock, Huo Xiaocha put the child's phone and watch back in the drawer, and obediently climbed into bed as requested by his eldest father, covered him with the quilt and went to sleep.

He closed his eyes, and after a few minutes, sat up.

A little dinosaur sneaked out of the room lightly, and quietly pushed open the door of Chi Chi's room next door.

Dad wasn't asleep either.

He was sitting in front of the desk, lighting the desk lamp—actually, it was a makeup lamp. Huo Xiaocha had only seen him turn on this lamp when he was putting on makeup, but he had never seen him like this.

Chi Chi was doing the calculations, holding his head up, scratching his hair in distress, and turning the pen in his hand.

He just checked the monthly bank statement of the original owner with his mobile phone, and he was almost pissed off.

The original owner has no job and has many cards under his name, but only one card has money in it, that is the "Little Tea Growth Fund", and all other cards are owed consumer loans.

The original owner is still from the Moonlight family, with a fixed income of 30 yuan on the first day of each month. The note is investment dividends, and then a fixed expenditure of 30 yuan. After paying the bill, spend it. The consumption is basically in nightclubs and bars, as well as buying "laser clothing", staying in hotels, and buying luxury goods.

Chi Chi had no intention of pointing fingers at the original owner's living habits, but now that he has taken over this identity, he will also be the one who has to repay the loan.

Now his entire net worth is only five figures. If he can still get 30 dividends in the account next month, he can barely make up for Huo xx's monthly 30, and there is still a loan to be repaid. He took Huo Xiaocha today Shopping, bills to pay at the end of the month.

This means that he has to save money now, and it is best to find a way to make money quickly, and don't move the money in the card anymore.

Chi Chi sighed and scratched his hair again.

But making money is not so easy. Even if he starts looking for a job now, he will not get his salary until next month.

And he...

Suddenly, a voice came from behind him: "Dad?"

Chi Chi turned his head and saw "Little Dinosaur" standing at the door, trying to calm down his expression: "What's wrong?"

"I think..." Huo Xiaocha suddenly fell silent.

what to do?I want to sleep with my dad, I can't say it at all.

Chi Chi blinked and asked again: "What's wrong with you?"

"I...I want to pee."

"..." This time it was Chi Chi's turn to choke, "I seem to have forgotten to ask you, how old are you?"

"Five years old." Huo Xiaocha paused for a moment, then reacted, and quickly said, "I can do it myself, but I can't pull this dress off myself."

Chi Chi breathed a sigh of relief, he thought...

He stepped forward and made the "little dinosaur" turn around.

Chi Chi liked "Little Dinosaur" when he was reading the article, but he didn't expect the jumpsuit to be so inconvenient.

He helped Huo Xiaocha pull down the zipper on the back, and said to him, "You'd better stop wearing this and change into a normal dress."

"it is good."

Huo Xiaocha glanced back at him, then shuffled and ran to the bathroom.

In fact, he didn't want to pee, he just felt that something was wrong with his father and wanted to talk to him.

Not long after, Huo Xiaocha was wearing short-sleeved shorts, holding the replaced "dinosaur skin", and came to Chi Chi again: "Dad, here are the clothes for you."

"it is good."

Chi Chi took the clothes and looked at him, worried for no reason.

Raising cubs does not say that raising a cub requires a fixed monthly expenditure of 30 yuan and helping others repay loans.

How to do?

Anyway, we've only known each other for less than two days, and he wasn't Huo Xiaocha's biological father in the first place, or else...

No, absolutely not, you are his father now, and he calls you "Dad", how can you throw him away?

But where to get the money?

Chi Chi was so annoyed that he threw up the dinosaur clothes and hung them around his neck, trying to hang himself.

The next second, Huo Xiaocha tugged on his sleeve and called out, "Dad."

Chi Chi put on his dinosaur hat and raised his head: "Huh?"

"Are you still sad? I can wear this dress again... if Dad likes it."

"what……"

Chi Chi suddenly remembered that it was he who said that.

——Your doubt just made Dad very sad, you must wear this to make Dad happy.

Huo Xiaocha thought he was still sad and wanted to coax him.

What a sensible cub!Whoooo!

Chi Chi raised the paw of the little dinosaur, patted himself, and dismissed the absurd thought just now.

He turned off the desk lamp, picked up Huo Xiaocha, and put him on the bed: "Sleep with Dad."

He lay down beside Huo Xiaocha and closed his eyes.

Let's go to sleep first, there must be a way for the car to reach the mountain, he can only comfort himself like this.

That night, Huo Xiaocha heard him talking in his sleep.

"Money...I want money..."

Huo Xiaocha choked, turned over, and turned his back to him.

Really, Dad hasn't changed a bit!

Money, money, a little cutie lay beside him, and he knew money in the end!

The next day, eight in the morning.

Chi Chi woke up on time.

After passing through books and raising cubs, his overall routine has improved a lot.

Huo Xiaocha got up right after him.

Chi Chi led him to the bathroom, brushed his teeth, washed his face, and combed his hair.

There were two cushions in front of the table in the living room. Huo Xiaocha sat on the small cushions, propped his head on one hand, and pressed the remote control with the other.

Chi Chi stood in the kitchen, turned his head and glanced through the glass door: "There are no cartoons in the morning, only news."

Huo Xiaocha pursed her lips unhappily, and then turned off the TV.

Chi Chi took out the bread bought in the supermarket yesterday from the refrigerator, carefully read the instructions on the package, then took out a can of condensed milk, spread some on the bread, and put it in the microwave.

While waiting for the bread, Chi Chi poured another carton of milk into the small pot and heated it on the stove.

Looks in order -

When the milk was about to overflow, Chi Chi held up the lid of the pot and hopped his feet, while frantically pressing the "?" button on the induction cooker.

He really doesn't know how to deal with the kitchen.

At nine o'clock sharp, Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha had breakfast.

Huo Xiaocha broke off the edge of the burnt bread, Chi Chi picked up the cup, took a sip of milk, then quietly opened the lid of the condensed milk under the table, and added some for himself.

He is not used to drinking pure milk.

Huo Xiaocha raised her head vigilantly and looked at him: "Dad, what are you doing?"

The vicious male supporting role is really accurate.

Chi Chi shook his head, stirred the glass with a spoon, and said seriously: "This is a growth inhibitor, children cannot eat it."

It is not good for children to eat too much sweet.

"..."

Huo Xiaocha turned around and continued to break the bread.

He suddenly asked, "Father, are you short of money?"

Chi Chi picked up a piece of bread and covered his face: "No."

Huo Xiaocha said blankly: "I want money, I want money."

"What?" Chi Chi looked up at him, and said seriously, "You are so young and don't go out, what money do you want?"

"This is what Dad said in his sleep last night."

Chi Chi:! ! !

The vicious male supporting role is really too difficult to deal with!

Chi Chi tried his best to be stunned: "I didn't say it, but you got it wrong."

"Yes." Huo Xiaocha asked with a clear look, "So dad is going out to look for a job again?"

From Huo Xiaocha's point of view, Chi's delay in finding a job means that he will not go home for several days in a row, and then take him to Huo's house to claim credit.

It's better to ask clearly first, so that he can make... preparations to continue living alone.

But upon hearing this, Chi Chi waved his hands again and again: "No, no, it's impossible to work part-time. I, Chi Chi, will never work part-time."

Huo Xiaocha obviously didn't believe it: "Then how will Dad make money?"

Do you want him to call big daddy again and ask for money?But he just called a few days ago.

He did not want.

Chi Chi paused, and talked about what happened before he wore a book: "I used to work in a company, and the position and salary were okay, but my hair fell out in handfuls. Before I became bald, I quit my job altogether. .”

He stroked his thick black hair: "The Louis and Cindy families only grew out after I resigned."

This is the name he gave his hair.

Huo Xiaocha asked him: "Then how does Dad make money after he resigns?"

Chi Chi smiled confidently: "Collect the rent."

"..."

"It doesn't seem to work here." Chi Chi realized, "By the way, and, I'm shooting a video."

Huo Xiaocha looked at him suspiciously: "Then what kind of video did Dad shoot?"

Chi Chi looked up with his hips on his hips: "Gourmet video."

Huo Xiaocha lowered his head, silently tore off the edge of the baked black bread, and threw it into the trash can.

He couldn't help but think of the lettuce that had been burnt yellow, the scorched ham sausage, and the ingenious operation of pouring the noodles back into the pot to add salt because he forgot to put salt.

Dad cooks delicious food, will he really not give money back?

Chi Chi is more confident than ever: "I am the God of Cooking."

Chi Chi deliberated, and finally decided to do his old job before wearing books, making food videos.

When he went out to find a job, he was reluctant to part with the hair he had grown so hard.

Moreover, he is already very proficient in picking materials and editing videos, and it will be easier to start with experience.

Chi Chi made up his mind and spent a day preparing.

Sit in front of the computer for half a day and just look around, looking at the traffic, style, and benefits of supporting newcomers on major video sites.

The other half of the day was spent debugging the camera and gimbal he found, and Chi Chi suspected that the original owner had also thought about making videos before.

Only Huo Xiaocha knew that these were originally bought by his father for making human beings.

Dad wanted to teach himself how to program at first, so he bought a computer.Later, my father thought it was too difficult, so he gave up and turned to making videos.

He bought a lot of things, and when the things arrived, he took two shots and stopped.

When Huo Xiaocha was eating instant noodles at home alone, he thought about taking these things out for money.

I hope Dad's enthusiasm will last a little longer this time.

Huo Xiaocha lay on one side, supported his head, and looked at Chi Chi worriedly.

What he was most worried about was... Can Dad really cook food?

After studying for a few days, Chi Chi started to shoot his first video here.

He cleared out one wall of his room and set up a table, and that was the whole set.

Everything went well, but there was a small problem when registering an account.

He originally wanted to be called "Little Chef Chi Chi" or "Chichi", but the system judged him as an advertisement. Chi Chi tried a dozen nicknames, got very irritable, and finally tapped the keyboard twice.

—Sooner or later, little bald head.

submitted.

Chi Chi:? ? ?

——You have submitted your nickname, please change it within 30 days.

Chi Chi: Slam the keyboard!

In the end, he could only shoot videos with this strange name.

In the first video, he is going to grab the tail of the summer vacation and make a simple pumpkin candy and winter melon pie...

Pumpkin Pie and Winter Squash Candy…

When Chi Chi was shooting the video, Huo Xiaocha was lying on the bed opposite him.

Dad was wearing a leaf-print shirt and a sad little salted fish hairpin on his head. Thanks to his delicate eyebrows and eyes, he looked very handsome.

It would be perfect if he didn't speak.

"Sooner or later, the chef's secret recipe - pumpkin candy and winter melon pie."

"Mash the steamed pumpkin into a puree, add some starch...it seems a little dry, add some water...well, then add some powder...change the basin, it won't hold it."

"Little Master Chef pursues the authenticity of the raw materials, and will never resort to fraud, so the bean paste part is also made by God Chef himself. To make bean paste, first, take out a bean paste cake, and then dig out the bean paste in the middle."

"Sooner or later, pay attention to the little bald head, and embrace the beauty sooner or later."

Huo Xiaocha hugged the pillow, lying on the bed, blinking.

So Dad should not be a food blogger, but a cross talk blogger, right?

The male lead's dad is a hilarious comedian.

The author has something to say: Xiaocha: Daddy, or else I should call Daddy and ask for money

Mr. Huo (working hard to make money): Wife, don’t worry

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