Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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Rongjing Community, Building No. [-].

202. In the study, Huo Cheng finished processing the company documents, pinched the bridge of his nose, took out his notebook, opened the sweet president's text, and took notes.

In the room at 301, after reading the picture book, Huo Xiaocha took out his accounting book, holding a pencil in one hand and a ruler in the other, and drew a table on the paper.

[Partner leans obediently in Mr. X's arms, like a well-behaved little white rabbit]

【Huo Xiaocha's day: get up at 7:00】

Wait a minute, Huo Cheng carefully looked at the chapter title of this chapter, um... He and Chi Chi haven't reached this level yet, there is no reference value, Huo Cheng turned off the article and rubbed the bridge of his nose.

Wait a minute, Huo Xiaocha took a look at the alarm clock, looked at the seven o'clock position, and then looked at the next grid, the eight o'clock position, um... seven o'clock is too early, Dad shouldn't be able to get up, and he didn't Find a way to make him breakfast.

Huo Xiaocha squeezed the eraser, erased "7" and replaced it with "8".

Alas, it is really difficult to be a self-disciplined child.

Huo Xiaocha wrote the self-discipline form, then tore off the page and gave it to Chi Chi.

At this time, Chi Chi was wearing short-sleeved shorts and cat-haired home clothes, lying on the sofa, playing with his phone with his feet up.

Little Chef is exhausted from work all day.

"Dad, here you are."

"Ah?" Chi Chi put down his phone, took him over, and let him sit beside him, "What is this?"

Chi Chi picked up the piece of paper and read the content on it: "Get up at eight o'clock, ten past eight o'clock—eat grace—morning reading?"

Huo Xiaocha couldn't write the word "Chen", so he used pinyin instead.

Chi Chi frowned: "What do you want to read in the morning?"

Huo Xiaocha was serious: "My picture book."

"Oh, my father supports it. I'll buy you a few more books in a few days." Chi Chi continued to read, "Have breakfast at 21:[-]. But I can't guarantee that breakfast will be ready at [-]:[-]."

"I will save time for Dad." Huo Xiaocha pointed to this one, "There is a little star here, which means it can be delayed by 10 minutes."

"Understood, thank my son."

"You're welcome, my dad."

Chi Chi continued to look down: "... 04:30 in the afternoon, take Dad home..." He paused: "Dad took you home, right? He left me another little star, so sweet."

All the little star projects are related to Chi Chi.

This little cub is really caring, knowing that he can't have high standards and strict demands on his father, leaving him with all kinds of opportunities to make mistakes.

Chi Chi read everything, then looked at Huo Xiaocha.

Huo Xiaocha looked at him expectantly: "Father, can I live like this?"

"Of course, what's wrong?" Chi Chi smiled at him, "But you have to make sure you can do it."

Huo Xiaocha nodded: "I promise."

"Okay, then Dad will help you hang this up. Starting tonight, you will start living according to this schedule."

"it is good."

Chi Chi sat up, took his planner, went around the house, found a rope, and hung the planner under the clock in the living room.

"Okay, it's 06:30 in the afternoon, let me see what Xiaocha is going to do now." Chi Chibi followed the schedule, "Well, Xiaocha should review what he learned in kindergarten today at the desk, and then wait for him His father called him to eat. Dinner was on time at seven o'clock, and he and his father ate while watching the news."

Chi Chi turned his head and glanced at Huo Xiaocha, who immediately ran back to the room and sat down at the desk.

But what did he learn in kindergarten today?

Huo Xiaocha put both hands on the table, thinking about it seriously.

I did some exercise and learned a few new words.Huo Xiaocha took out his little notebook and copied the new characters five times, but there was nothing else to do.

He also built building blocks with peas, and played eagle catching chickens with his classmates, but he was not caught.

By the way, Xiaoyu also taught him a new jingle.

The door of his room was left open, and Chi Chi stood at the door, pretending to be playing with his phone, but secretly peeking inside.

Huo Xiaocha murmured: "You take one, I'll take one..."

Chi Chi:? ? ?

This is what he learned in kindergarten today—knowledge?

Such a wealth of knowledge.

Chi Chi turned and went into the kitchen.

At 55:[-] in the evening, Chi Chi cooked the noodles and fried three eggs.

"Little tea, it's time to eat."

At this time, Huo Xiaocha was already preparing to copy the dictionary out of boredom, learning new characters, anyway, he had to learn them in the future, he just started learning them earlier.

Hearing Chi Chi calling him, Huo Xiaocha immediately slid off the stool and ran out.

Just as Chi Chi came out of the kitchen with three bowls of dried noodles, the doorbell rang.

There was too much water when cooking the noodles, so Chi Chi held three bowls of noodles that were about to overflow from the noodle soup, and couldn't move an inch: "Xiaocha, go and open the door."

"Okay." Huo Xiaocha ran to the door, "Who is it?"

The man outside the door responded, "It's me."

Although he recognized the voice, Huo Xiaocha still asked seriously: "Who is 'I'?"

Huo Cheng held back a smile: "It's Huo Cheng."

Only then did Huo Xiaocha stand on tiptoe, twist the button on the door, then grab the doorknob with both hands, and opened the door for him.

He taught Huo Cheng a serious lesson: "You have to say it earlier, you said 'it's me', how do I know who it is? What if it's a bad guy?"

Huo Cheng entered, locked the door, skillfully changed into slippers one size larger at the entrance, and asked casually, "Are there any bad people who will imitate my speech?"

"Of course, Dad said, some bad guys will secretly record the voices of Dad, Uncle Huo, Grandpa Zhang, and other people the kids know, and then trick the kids into opening the door."

"Then shall we agree on a secret sign?"

"Hmm..." Huo Xiaocha touched his chin, tilted his head, and thought for a while.

Huo Cheng changed into his slippers and left him to think seriously.

At this moment, Chi Chi was still holding the three bowls of noodles and slowly moving forward, he was afraid that if he spilled the noodle soup, it would burn his hands!

Move slowly like this, let alone watching the news while having dinner, maybe they won't be able to have dinner after the evening news is over.

Huo Cheng strode forward and took the tray from him.

Chi Chi breathed a sigh of relief, this family still needs someone who is not afraid of heat.

Today's dinner was cooked by Chi Chi. Chi Chi can cook a lot of things, but the only thing that cooks well is vermicelli.

What he made today is the deluxe version of green vegetables, ham and fried egg vermicelli. Except for a little too much water, there are no other shortcomings.The main reason is that he has never cooked for three people, and he ate it alone before.

Huo Cheng steadily put the noodles on the table, Huo Xiaocha turned around: "I see, we need to set a password to open the door, that is..."

Huo Cheng asked: "What is it?"

Huo Xiaocha crossed her hips: "It's 'Who is your favorite'."

"who is it?"

"Of course it's my father."

Before Huo Xiaocha could answer, Chi Chi knew what he was going to say, and immediately leaned over to stand with him, proudly akimbo.

Yes, it's me.

Huo Xiaocha hung it on his father's arm, turning it into a small pendant, and posted it with Chi Chi: "Dad."

"good."

Huo Xiaocha asked Huo Cheng again: "Uncle Huo's favorite person is..."

Huo Cheng stretched out a finger and made a silent gesture towards him.Huo Xiaocha suddenly realized, and covered his mouth: "I see."

Chi Chi was confused: "What? What do you know?"

"I know who Uncle Huo loves the most." After saying this, Huo Xiaocha covered his mouth and ran away from Chi Chi.

"So what the hell do you know?"

Huo Xiaocha sat on the cushion, picked up the remote control, and turned on the TV.

"Father, according to the regulations, I'm going to watch the news while having dinner. I'm cultivating my news... news sensitivity. Dad agreed, don't bother me now."

"..." Chi Chi choked, "Okay, I won't bother you."

At seven o'clock in the evening, the news just started.

Chi Chi and Huo Xiaocha didn't watch cartoons, which was strange.Huo Cheng paused for a moment while making noodles, then turned to look at Chi Chi.

Chi Chi pursed his lips and said to him, "Don't worry, we Xiaocha are living according to the prescribed plan."

Huo Cheng nodded.As expected of Mr. Huo's own son, he is very self-controlled.

Huo Xiaocha was sucking noodles. Chi Chi sat beside him and stroked his head: "Do you have a rule on how many noodles you can eat in one bite?"

Huo Xiaocha raised his head and shook his head: "No."

Chi Chi frowned and deliberately teased him: "How can it work? There is no plan at all."

Huo Xiaocha also frowned: "Dad, you're right, I set myself a meal time of three to ten minutes, and I have to make sure that every bite is eaten equally."

Chi Chi suppressed a smile and nodded: "Well, that's right, then do you want to make a plan?"

"So dad, can you tell me first, how many noodles are there in this bowl? This way I can be more even."

Chi Chi: "..."

"When Dad cooked noodles, didn't he count how many noodles there were?"

The teasing baby plan failed, and Chi Chi was defeated by Xiao Zai Zai.

Chi Chi gritted his teeth: "Of course I counted. There are 56 noodles in your bowl. If you don't believe me, then you can count them yourself."

Hmph, little cub, fight with him.

Chi Chi grabbed the chopsticks, took a piece of ham sausage from his bowl, and ate it in one bite.

Huo Xiaocha smiled, grabbed his chopsticks, poked a piece of ham sausage, and put it in Chi Chi's bowl: "Father, here you go."

Dad is still growing, so he needs to eat more.

Starting tonight, Huo Xiaocha lived strictly according to his own plan, and Chi Chi was in charge of supervision.

"It's eight o'clock in the evening, Xiaocha, come take a bath."

"It's 25:[-], Xiaocha, speed up and get dressed."

"According to the plan, I should read picture books after taking a shower."

"Nine o'clock in the evening, sleep."

Huo Xiaocha was lying on the bed, pulling the quilt, always feeling that something was wrong.

He turned his head: "Dad, aren't you going to sleep?"

Chi Chi sat beside him in pajamas, playing with his mobile phone: "Your rules are not mine."

Huo Xiaocha suddenly remembered something: "I made the rules!"

"what?"

"I have stipulated that at nine o'clock in the evening, I will put Dad to sleep."

Chi Chi:? ? ?

"Dad is coaxing you to sleep?"

While Chi Chi was in a daze, Huo Xiaocha took the phone from his hand and turned it off.

"Dad, I'll coax you to sleep, you agree."

"Where did I agree? Eh..."

Huo Xiaocha got up, pulled Chi Chi down, let him lie down, and covered him with his own quilt.

Huo Xiaocha lay down next to Chi Chi himself, and put his soft little hand on Chi Chi's heart, patting it repeatedly.

"Dad, do you want to hear a story?"

"I've heard every story you can tell fifty times."

"Then dad, do you want to hear me sing?"

"Well, this is fine."

"Two tigers, two tigers..."

Huo Xiaocha sang to him, and Chi Chi couldn't help digging his ears.

"Xiao Zai Zai, Dad has not inherited anything else from you, but singing is out of tune--you are exactly the same as Dad in terms of being beautiful."

Huo Xiaocha snorted dissatisfiedly, lay beside Chi Chi, and fell asleep in a daze.

The next day, Huo Xiaocha lived according to his plan seriously.

Get up on time in the morning, eat breakfast, and go to school.

Huo Xiaocha pulled Chi Chi, and met Uncle Zhang at the stairs who had just returned from his morning exercise.

"Xiaocha, are you going to school?"

Huo Xiaocha nodded: "Yes, Grandpa Zhang, my father and I are leaving first, and we are about to miss the scheduled time."

what's the plan?Uncle Zhang was puzzled, just as he was about to ask him, Huo Xiaocha pulled Chi Chi and ran away.

In the corridor, Chi Chi turned his head and waved to him: "Let's go first."

In the evening, after the kindergarten was over, they returned to the community and got out of the car. Huo Xiaocha immediately pulled Chi Chi to run home.

"Dad, hurry up, it's already time to miss the plan."

"I can't blame me for the traffic jam, and it's only 10 minutes away."

In the gazebo downstairs, Uncle Zhang was just about to call to stop them, but the two of them ran away again.

Day three, day four.

Huo Xiaocha summed up the experience and lessons of the previous few days, began to refine his schedule, and further strictly demanded himself.

He also made rules for everything in the house.

From today, there is a note on the tea table in their house: [table, you can put things]

There is a note on the water glass: [Water glass, you can drink water]

There is also a note on the sofa: [sofa, you can sit]

Chi Chi couldn't laugh or cry, and was a little nervous, afraid that this was a flaw in his character, and afraid that he would walk on the established path of a male supporting role when he grew up.

So when picking up Huo Xiaocha from school, Chi Chi took the opportunity to ask Huo Xiaocha's teacher for advice.

The teacher said that children will have this stage, when they are relatively young, they obey the rules of authority.When I grow up, I like to make rules by myself and ask others to follow them.

Huo Xiaocha's classmates all have this situation, they like to make their own rules when playing games.

In the past few days, Huo Xiaocha has also issued some regulations in the kindergarten, including but not limited to eating more vegetables for lunch, and covering head to toe when taking a nap.

In the end, no one listened to him, only Pea obeyed with him—a good buddy who shared weal and woe.

The teacher said that this is normal and there is no need to forcefully intervene. Parents can cooperate and guide, but don't dampen his self-confidence.

And it's also beneficial. In order to write instructions for all the things in the house these days, Huo Xiaocha checked the dictionary every day and learned a lot of new words.

After school, Chi Chi lay on the sofa, flipped through the borrowed "Educational Psychology", and looked up at Huo Xiaocha.

Huo Xiaocha was holding his manual and pasting it everywhere.

Chi Chi watched him running around, smiled, and felt relieved.

There is absolutely no way that such a cute little cub has a personality problem.

Chi Chi felt that he might have raised a little genius, it was this little genius, and his efforts were in the wrong direction.

The other Xiao Zaizai is trading in stocks as a hacker, and he is writing manuals for furniture and home appliances.

But let's compare the protagonist Gong Shou - when Chi Chi went to pick up Huo Xiaocha, he found that they had quarreled again today, standing in the line, arguing like a repeater.

Kind of like a hundred loops of "you're the pig" and "you're the pig".

In such a comparison, Huo Xiaocha is really a genius!

Chi Chi raised his head and delivered two "Dad's Kiss" to Huo Xiaocha through the air, then turned his gaze back and continued to study educational psychology.

At this time, Huo Xiaocha took the manual and ran to him.

"Dad, this is a sofa, you can sit on it."

Chi Chi raised his feet: "I know."

"You can sit, not lie down." Huo Xiaocha said to him solemnly, and then pulled him up from the sofa.

Chi Chi was pulled up by him: "Hey, what are you doing? What are you doing?"

"I've made a decision. This is where Dad sits, and this is where I sit." Huo Xiaocha pasted a new note on the back of the sofa, "This is where Uncle Huo sits, and this is..."

Chi Chi froze, this is a bit serious, right?

After pasting the instructions on the sofa, Huo Xiaocha pasted a note on Chi Chi's body.

Chi Chi:? ? ?

No, he had to give this little cub a serious education.

Chi Chi rolled up his sleeves and looked down at the manual on his body, which read.

【Huo Xiaocha's father】

【a heart】

This pink love tree seemed to flow into Chi Chi's heart.

Wait a minute, Chi Chi suddenly felt that serious education was not so desirable.

He held Huo Xiaocha's shoulders and asked him to look at him: "Xiaocha, it's your decision. Dad is your father?"

"Yes, I stipulated." Huo Xiaocha lay in his arms and raised his head, "The father I stipulated is my father, and my father must stay with me every day, and he is not allowed to go to other places. place, take me with you.”

"But there is only one heart drawn here."

"This is my rule. It represents my thoughts. Dad must abide by it."

"Okay, okay..." Chi Chi looked into his sincere eyes, nodded with silly joy, then came back to his senses, and woke up, "No, why did you stipulate that I am your father? It was I who stipulated, not you .”

"I ordered it."

Chi Chi pulled the coquettish little cub out of his arms, and supported him: "Stand still."

"It's my rule." Chi Chi pointed to himself, then to him, emphasizing again, "I came first before you. I made the rules before you. Do you understand?"

Huo Xiaocha shook his head, not understanding.

"I've made it so clear, but you still don't understand?" Chi Chi thought for a while, "That is to say, the matter of 'Huo Xiaocha's father' was stipulated by me, not you."

Huo Xiaocha nodded: "It's me."

"It's not you, it's me."

"it's me."

Chi Chi collapsed on the sofa, alas, the children's whimsy is really too difficult to deal with.

He picked up the book casually and let him see how long Huo Xiaocha's stage will last, it shouldn't take several years, right?

Huo Xiaocha set himself a position - sat down beside Chi Chi, leaned on his arm, raised his head, blinked, and looked at him.

"So Dad will follow the rules, right?"

"What rules?"

"Stay with me every day, you can't go to other places, and you have to take me with you when you go to other places."

Chi Chi pinched his little face: "Of course, where else should I go? You little fool."

Chi Chi paused, then suddenly said, "Wait a minute, according to your plan, what time is it? Where should you be now?"

Huo Xiaocha also reacted, hugged Chi Chi's arm, and hid behind him: "Dad, I'm so tired from school today, I don't want to follow the rules, I want to watch an episode of cartoons."

Chi Chi tried to toughen himself up: "No, that's your own rule. You promise that you will abide by it. You can't play around like this. These days, I go to bed early and get up early every day, and let you sing to lull me to sleep. I How do you feel that I have been following your rules, but you have not followed your own rules?"

Huo Xiaocha hugged his arm tightly, refusing to let go: "Dad, please, I'm dizzy, I'm sick. The Xiaocha robot is out of battery, and needs to watch cartoons to charge."

"Ten seconds before shutdown, ten...nine...eight..."

—show him!Show him!

Chi Chi paused, trying to suppress the cry in his heart.

Can't!Chi Chi, hold back!

Chi Chi held down the hand that was reaching out to the remote control.

After a hard struggle, when Huo Xiaocha counted down three seconds, Chi Chi picked up the remote control: "I can only watch for half an hour."

"Okay." Huo Xiaocha sat upright, shaking his feet happily.

He began by specifying the purpose of the program, adapting to kindergarten life after the holidays.He later set the goal of staying with his father every day!

From time to time, he had to confirm Chi Chi's existence to make sure that he would not leave him behind.

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