Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father

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At eleven o'clock at noon, Chi Chi turned on the camera, adjusted it, and then raised the camera high to let himself into the mirror.

He wore a shirt, changed to a red angry hairpin, and walked around the house before finding a more suitable range of light.

"Hello everyone, this is Little Chef Sooner or Sooner. I didn't bring you any recipes today. Today I will bring you some clarifications."

"First question, does God of Chef have a team? I definitely don't have one, because no team likes me." Chi Chi cleared his throat, "No, let me answer seriously, there is indeed no team, because I am poor and can't afford it Team. If there is a team, then I can't... well..."

"There's something I've been keeping from everyone for a long time—"

Chi Chi opened the camera: "The opposite of my cooking table is my bed."

In order to take this shot, he also folded the quilt specially.Huo Xiaocha's Makabaka doll was still on the pillow.

"When I made golden crispy fruit jelly the day before yesterday, I fried it with oil, and the whole room was filled with oily smoke. I dreamed that I was swimming in the oil pan... I plan to move out and make it in a few days. Oh, little chef God's trouble."

"Second question, who is the assistant who appeared in the last video? Hoho is the assistant I recruited after I made the big mantou, an older man, 1.9 meters tall, good-looking, single, no money, no house, no car, No bad habits, come here to find a job, and join relatives who live downstairs in my house, "

"As for why I hired him as an assistant, the reason is a bit complicated, let him explain himself. He is making lunch in the kitchen now, go over and have a look."

In the camera, Chi Chi's slippers flapped.

Chi Chi opened the glass door of the kitchen and quietly approached Huo Cheng.

Huo Cheng was wearing a small floral apron that was the same size as Chi Chi's, and was chopping vegetables.He heard Chi's late footsteps, but he reservedly did not turn his head.

Chi Chi took another step forward: "Hoho... ouch!"

Chi Chi raised his hand to cover his eyes, and backed away again and again: "Onion, so spicy!"

He stepped back three steps away, Huo Cheng took off his gloves and rubbed his eyes for him.

Chi Chi's eyes were red, and he held up the camera professionally: "Hey, let me ask you... What are we having for lunch today?"

"At noon, I will eat fatty beef stew with tomato and onion, and seafood and mushroom soup."

"Okay!" Chi Chi sniffed and brought the topic back, "Let me ask you again, how did we meet?"

Huo Cheng withdrew his hand: "I had a car accident on the way here, and I was covered with blood. You mistakenly thought I was a fugitive, so you called the property owner."

"Yeah." Chi Chi turned the camera back, "That's how it happened. A young man from Genzheng Miaohong came to us to look for a job, and there was a car accident on the road. I thought he was a bad guy, so I called the property manager."

"There is a receipt for the property, and a receipt for his car accident as proof." Chi Chi paused, "It turned out to be a misunderstanding, and I felt guilty, so I took in this unemployed young man as an assistant."

Chi Chi held the camera, walked to the side, and said, "I said he was an assistant, but in fact he has a bad sense of the camera, and he usually gets along well. When he sits in front of the camera, his aura is full, like a financial show." , After all, he is a big man of 1.9 meters—"

The height that men care about the most is that even if Chi Chi didn't grow to 1.9 meters, his assistant grew to 1.9 meters.

Chi Chi and You Rongyan are on the lips all the time!

"Every time I stand next to him, I feel a little oppressed. I have been working together for a few days. I planned to shoot the video of the fruit jelly with him, but it always didn't work well, so I had to do it myself. Let him fight by the side."

"Oh, by the way, I signed a contract with him and paid social security. I'm simply the best boss in the world."

"The third question, have I eaten all the things I made? Of course, the fruit jelly I made a few days ago is still in the refrigerator, and I have already eaten half of it." Chi Chi opened the refrigerator and put the candies Take it out, "The top shelf of our refrigerator is the display area for Little Chef's works. There are three left, I'll eat one."

"In order to avoid misunderstandings in the future, I will take a video of myself after eating and put it at the end of the next issue as an easter egg."

Chi Chi ate a fruit jelly by himself, picked up another one, and handed it to Huo Cheng: "My little assistant also eats one."

Huo Cheng lowered his head slightly, took the candy from Chi Chi's fingertips, and put it in his mouth.

"There's one more for the afternoon."

When Xiao Zai Zai is out of school in the afternoon, give it to Xiao Zai Zai to eat.

Chi Chi wiped his hands on his apron, then asked him with a smile, "Hoho, is it delicious?"

Huo Cheng nodded, and carefully prepared the dishes: "It's delicious."

"Is the boss treating you well?"

"Okay..." Huo Cheng's voice was a little low.

"Why do you seem to have been kidnapped by me? Is the boss treating you well?" Chi Chi stepped forward, and pulled out a... slender awl from the wooden kitchen knife holder?

When was this kitchen utensil added?How can he not remember?

Chi Chi stuffed the awl back, replaced it with a peeling knife for scraping fruit, patted it on the table, and gave Huo Cheng a look to let him experience it for himself.

"Is the boss treating you well? I'll ask you with a knife."

Huo Cheng laughed dumbfounded, nodded and said: "Okay, the boss treats me very well. The boss is very cute and gentle, never works overtime, and even let me have dinner with him."

"Yeah." Satisfied, Chi Chi put the scraper back, "Work hard, and try to change the boss to a big kitchen for me by the end of the year."

Chi Chi turned around and muttered: "This is what I like most about my little assistant. He completely matches my taste attributes, and he likes everything I like to eat."

"At the beginning of the entrance examination, I invited him to eat the classic butter and nut hair cake, and he said 'delicious' at the first bite. I made up my mind at that time, this is the person, and this person is my assistant."

"That's all for today's video. If you want to take a closer look at some of the evidence mentioned, I can print it up." Chi Chi touched Huo Cheng's arm, "Hey, turn around, pose, I'll take a cover shot."

Chi Chi held the camera in one hand and gave a thumbs up in the other.

Huo Cheng... Huo Cheng stood up straight and said "yeah" expressionlessly.

"You don't surf the Internet at all?"

"Feel sorry."

The two looked at each other, Chi Chi stretched out two fingers, and Huo Cheng also changed into a thumbs up posture.

Chi Chi:? ? ?

Huo Cheng:? ? ?

Chi Chi raised the scalpel silently: "I really want to change assistants, there is no tacit understanding at all."

Huo Cheng asked: "Then who owns the beef stew at noon today? There is also seafood and mushroom soup."

"..."

He had grasped Chi Chi's lifeblood.

"Come again, if you don't make it the last time, I won't... I'll just eat a little."

Finally, as soon as Huo Cheng raised his thumb, Chi Chi grabbed his thumb: "OK!"

Chi Chi turned off the camera, exported the original film, and started editing the video.

The lunch at noon was delicious, Chi Chi ate happily, and the change of assistant was postponed for a day.

In the afternoon, the two of them edited videos next to each other.

Chi Chi supported his head: "To be honest, your performance this time is quite good, and the few words you said are quite stalking. Keep it up next time."

Huo Cheng studied humbly: "Which sentence do you mean?"

Chi Chi asked him back, "How many words did you say in total?"

Huo Cheng counted: "Six sentences."

"There are only a few sentences in total, do you still want to ask me which one?" Chi Chi pursed his lips and continued to cut the video, "But I think your state is pretty good, you don't have to find topics by yourself, you just do it Things, and then just answer my words. You can try this way in the next video.”

Huo Cheng paused: "I'm a robot?"

"That's right, that's right, it's in this state, good partner." Chi Chi grabbed his shoulders and told him, "By the way, don't tell me that I have a cub."

"why?"

"It's not very good. I'm taking pictures of delicious food, not Xiao Zai Zai. It's better to protect him."

"Okay, I see." Huo Cheng leaned back and put his hands on the sofa behind Chi Chi. Chi Chi was so small, as if he was wrapped in his arms.

Chi Chi turned to look at him, and saw that he didn't seem to be energetic, and his expression was very dull.Of course, Huo Cheng's expression has always been reserved, Chi Chi sensed that he was a little tired through tacit understanding.

"What's wrong with you? Didn't you sleep well last night?"

"Fortunately."

It's just that he works two jobs these days, the company has a meeting, and he has to chase his wife here. He stayed up for a while last night.

Chi Chi blinked his eyes, and said with concern: "Then you go home and go to sleep, this video is not long, I can just cut it myself."

Huo Cheng refused: "No, I'll wait for you to cut it."

Chi Chi thought for a while: "Then you can squat on the sofa for a while, and I'll get you a blanket."

The two took a step back, and if Huo Cheng didn't go home, Chi Chi took out his bear one-piece blanket and pressed him on the sofa.

"Go to sleep." Chi Chi covered him with a blanket, "You must be too tired from cooking, I should have known that I would cook at noon today."

Huo Cheng said seriously: "You cook...it's not very good."

Chi Chi patted his head next to him: "Sleep for me, don't talk. No one will think you are dumb when you are asleep."

Chi Chi turned back, hugged the computer, and went to the sofa next to him to edit videos.

Huo Cheng was lying flat on the sofa, half of his legs were exposed because he was too long.He was covered with Chi Chi's blanket, and Chi Chi wrapped him up like a "little baby".

The blanket was covered a little higher, and Huo Cheng could smell the faint scent on the blanket as soon as he lowered his head, which should be the smell of the toiletries that Chi Chi often used.

Huo Cheng turned his head and glanced at Chi Chi. Chi Chi was wearing earphones, crossed his feet, and cut the video carefully. When he saw him looking over, he also looked up at him, and gave him a "shh".

Huo Cheng looked away and closed his eyes.

Achieve the goal and sleep at the wife's house.

Although he slept alone.

This time the video didn't require any skills, and it only took Chi Chi an afternoon to edit it.

After he cut the video, Huo Cheng also woke up.

Chi Chi showed him the video before uploading it for review.

Chi Chi put down the computer, let out a long sigh of relief, and stood up: "After passing a big hurdle, let's go downstairs and call Uncle Zhang to pick up the little boy. I'll treat you to dinner tonight."

Reward yourself, although he has clarified, but he can't be scolded in vain.

Must go out for a good meal.

Chi Chi wore sunglasses, flicked the car keys, and walked downstairs carelessly.

Uncle Zhang dressed neatly and followed behind him: "Can you walk well?"

"No..." Before Chi Chi finished speaking, his feet slipped and he almost sat down on the stairs.

Huo Cheng grabbed his arm and helped him up.

This is the second time that Chi Chi almost fell down the stairs.

Chi Chi thanked him, jumped twice, regained his vitality, and ran out of the corridor.

In the gazebo downstairs, the uncle and aunt were shocked to see them come out together.

"It's over, Lao Zhang is definitely going to fight Xiao Huo!"

They shouted to Uncle Zhang: "Old Zhang, you are an old bone, stop fighting, come and play mahjong."

"Yes, Xiao Huo, don't bother with him..."

Uncle Zhang cleared his throat and shouted at them: "There was no fight, Xiaochi took us out for dinner."

"Yo..." The uncles and aunts breathed a sigh of relief, but they still couldn't help being jealous, "Why don't you say that Xiaochi is your own son, and he buys you this and that every day, and even takes you out for dinner."

Chi Chi turned his head and took off his sunglasses: "Come back and bring some snacks for everyone."

"Come on, how can we compare to Lao Zhang, let's go."

Chi Chi waved to them, then opened the rear door: "My dear uncle, please get in the car."

Uncle Zhang knocked him on the head helplessly, then sat in.

Chi Chi closed the car door, went around to the side of the co-pilot, and opened the door: "Hoho, my dear, get in the car."

Huo Cheng was also helpless, and sighed: "Let me drive, you seem too excited."

"Where is it?" But Chi Chi still handed him the car keys.

Huo Cheng drove, Chi Chi sat in the co-pilot, thought about it, and played a song.

"All-powerful! I will break free - everyone looks up to me!"

With a sudden thud, Huo Cheng has long been used to it, and he was calm. Uncle Zhang was so shocked that he stuck his whole body on the car glass.

Chi Chi's music library is always weird.

Where did the little hooligans and superstars come from?

Uncle Zhang is about to start the eradication of evil!

Soon at the entrance of the kindergarten, just as the big class came out, Chi Chi went to line up to pick up the cubs.

Huo Cheng and Uncle Zhang stayed in the car, and the atmosphere was not harmonious, even a little awkward.

Huo Cheng leaned back in the chair, put one hand on the steering wheel, and looked at Chi Chi through the window glass.

After a moment of silence, Uncle Zhang opened his mouth: "If the enemy sneaks up from behind, locks your neck, and trips your feet, how will you respond?"

Huo Chengdao: "Stand firm first, then fall over your shoulder."

"The last time I fought with you, you didn't deal with it like this."

"That's the style of play against ordinary people. I was just about to fall over the shoulder last time, and suddenly realized that you had also practiced it, so I changed my style of play."

Uncle Zhang nodded: "Then last time you..."

This is called exchange of ideas.

At the entrance of the kindergarten, Chi Chi was still queuing. He was used to looking for Huo Xiaocha in the queue of the big class.

But today, he searched back and forth several times, but still couldn't find him.

it's wired.

At this moment, it was his turn to receive the cub.

Chi Chi asked the teacher: "Teacher, where is my little tea? Why don't I seem to see it..."

The teacher in the first class pulled a big cardboard box from the side: "Mr. Chi, Xiaocha is here."

"what?"

Chi Chi lifted the lid of the carton suspiciously, and Huo Xiaocha was indeed inside.

He put his feet through the two holes at the bottom of the cardboard box, his hair was messed up, and his face was flushed. He smiled silly at Chi Chi, who had successfully opened the box, and waved his hand: "Dad, I've been in the team all the time. You didn't see me."

Chi Chi was shocked: "Why are you here?"

He said, why did it seem that there was a box moving around in the team just now.

He thought it was someone's naughty cub who was going to be taken home and spanked by his parents.

It turned out to be his family!

"Mr. Chi, the thing is like this." The teacher was also very helpless, "The school requires every student in the big class to make a trash can and bring it to the school. Student Pea brought this big cardboard box. The students like this box very much."

"They have been playing with this cardboard box all day. They made an agreement that classmate Pea would lend it to a classmate one day to take it home for fun. Pea and Xiaocha have a good relationship, so he decided to lend the box to Xiaocha to take home. play at home."

The teacher sighed: "Mr. Chi, don't worry, when Pea brought it, the box was wiped with alcohol like other toys, and the things were not dirty. The children just love to play."

Chi Chi nodded: "I understand, I understand."

"Then remember to bring the box back tomorrow."

"Ok."

Huo Xiaocha in the box waved to the teacher: "Goodbye, teacher."

"Goodbye, little tea."

Huo Xiaocha reached out from a newly dug hole on the side of the box, holding Chi Chi.

Chi Chi has a complicated expression on his face, little boy, Dad doesn't really want to hold hands with you in this form.

When Chi Chi sent him here this morning, he saw the protagonist Gong Shou fighting, and he secretly rejoiced that his cub was very well behaved.

As a result, his cub turned into this in just one day!

Everyone led the cubs away, only Chi Chi left with a big cardboard box.

center of focus.

This "little box" also waved to the students.

"Goodbye oranges, goodbye small fish, goodbye eggplants, goodbye lion heads, goodbye fish-flavored shredded pork!"

Bye bye, bye bye, Huo Xiaocha's saliva flowed down, wet the cardboard box.

He finally said, "Bye pea, I'll have fun!"

Huo Xiaocha held Chi Chi's hand: "Father, do you know why Pea lent me the box to play in the first place?"

"why?"

"Because I gave him my trash can."

"Really?" Chi Chi smiled dryly, thought for a while, and then stopped, "Little Zai Zai, why don't you get out of the box first? It's dangerous for you to walk like this, you may fall."

"No, I'm already very skilled."

Huo Cheng and Uncle Zhang, who were discussing martial arts in the car, were taken aback when they saw Chi Chi bring a "cardboard box" over.

Uncle Zhang rubbed his eyes: "My old man's presbyopia is getting worse."

Chi Chi led Huo Xiaocha to the side of the car. Huo Xiaocha bent down and looked out from the opening of the box: "Hello, Uncle Huo! Hello, Grandpa Zhang!"

Uncle Huo and Grandpa Zhang were stunned, and Huo Cheng got out of the car to help Chi Chi.

Chi Chi asked Huo Xiaocha: "Then how do you get in the car now?"

Huo Xiaocha thought for a while, then reluctantly reached out to Chi Chi: "Daddy, hug."

Chi Chi carried him out and put him in the car. Huo Cheng folded the cardboard box according to the creases and put it in the trunk of the car.

They're kind of like a struggling family picking up junk.

Two young poor fathers, a 60-year-old father and a five-year-old cub.

When Xiao Zai Zai goes to kindergarten, he still picks up cardboard boxes to supplement his family.

It simply moved Rongcheng.

Who was moved to cry?Chi Chi was moved and cried.

Chi Chi, who was struggling to make ends meet, sat in the co-pilot, called out the location of the restaurant he had booked, and turned on the navigation for Huo Cheng: "Drive here."

"it is good."

On the way to the restaurant, Chi Chi turned on his phone and took a look.

The clarification video released this afternoon has passed, and the number of views continues to rise.

There is also a notice forwarded by the big UP master.

A repost of Wen Bai's Xiaobai Shiji from the protagonist Gong's father.

[I prove that in the last video, Little Chef failed to whip the cream, and sent me a message in a panic. I went to save the scene. There is no sign of wasting food. Everyone is welcome to supervise [picture]]

The picture is a short chat record with time, Wen Bai thoughtfully didn't intercept Chi Chi's dialog box, but intercepted a sentence he sent.

With the escort of Xiaobai Shiji with millions of fans, the comments under Chi Chi's video became more harmonious.

[Although I don't want to admit it, I've become a fan. It's rare to see such a good boss now. He doesn't work overtime. The small family workshop pays social insurance to his assistants just a week after joining the job. There are also welfare guarantees in the contract list. Eat together (although it is an assistant cooking, but I don't dare to eat the cooking of Little Chef).Let me just say it straight, Little Chef, do you still need someone to shoot videos? 】

[Are there any rules?Line up, come one by one, let me introduce myself first, male, 28 years old, normal intelligence, will not get caught in the rain, knows how to hide from the rain, will not pick up things on the ground to eat, and does not drool]

[You all missed the point, okay?Why does Little Chef invite you?It's because Hoho loves to eat what he makes, and will cheer for him.Little Chef, look at me!I’m talking about cross talk, I’ve lost my sense of taste since I was five years old, as long as I can’t die from eating it, I’ll praise it deliciously】

Chi Chi smiled and turned down again.

In this video, no one is arguing anymore, but——

Some people are now arguing about another thing.

[One thing to say, isn't Little Kitchen God and Huohu really living together? 】

[I cook and you eat, and you mess around and I pamper you. Isn't this the daily life of couples living together? 】

[Hoho really dotes on Little Chef God, Little Chef God asked him if the boss is okay, hohoho's first adjective is "cute", who would use the word "cute" to describe the boss?This is obviously a conspiracy! 】

[Hohoo, with such a good craftsmanship, you can just find a place to be a chef, why not do it alone?Because I love Little Chef]

[Why don't these two people go to make TV dramas?The little confused actor, who regards the 1.9-meter Xiangfang as a bad guy, and even looking for property, this is too much the beginning of a TV series]

【I, dog, on the road, okay, you, feet, kicking】

[Soul friends are also easy to knock]

[I always feel that I seem to have seen it somewhere]

Chi Chi frowned and turned to look at Huo Cheng who was driving.

God, why didn't he find these things mentioned in the comment area?

Are they talking nonsense?The penultimate article is more reasonable.

Chi Chi asked him: "Hey, why don't you become a chef? Come and shoot videos with me?"

Huo Cheng held the steering wheel with both hands and thought for a while: "For...to protect your hair?"

He borrowed Chi's reason for not going out to work late.

"Ah."

Chi Chi immediately responded to the comment: [I just asked him, he doesn't want to be a chef because he wants to protect his hair, not because he loves me!Do not believe rumors, do not pass rumors! 】

Huo Cheng turned his head to look at him and smiled, his eyes were full of smiles and love.

He is a little fool.

The author has something to say: "A Family of Four"

Uncle Zhang in the back row: ╰_╯

Small tea in the back row: Mouth (I want to play with the box)

感谢在2021-12-1917:21:26~2021-12-2017:40:56期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel who threw the mine: 1 Wen Bai;

感谢灌溉营养液的小天使：白小潇潇356瓶；3589167625瓶；烊烊得意、是我源某啦、要久久鸭10瓶；唐宣粽_、小兔子乖乖yht、星辰源七七5瓶；不吃宵夜4瓶；猫、一只甜橘2瓶；不走寻常路的猫1瓶；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!