Dressed as a cannon fodder, a man matches his father
Chapter 2 Parents [2 more]
After eating a bucket of instant noodles, Chi Chi felt much more comfortable.
He sat on the ground, leaning on the sofa and watching TV.
Huo Xiaocha stood up, trying to take away the bucket of instant noodles in front of him.
Chi Chi patted his hand: "I'll collect it later, you can't hold it steady."
Huo Xiaocha could only sit down obediently, but he was really uncomfortable.
Dad seems to have really changed a bit, he doesn't know how to get along with this dad.
What if Dad loses patience and tells him to go away?
Huo Xiaocha raised his butt silently, trying to move it outside, but Chi Chi held him down.
"I knew you didn't want to watch "Today's Statement". This show is so good."
Chi Chi attributed his restlessness to the vicious man's natural awe of the law.
Sure enough, the law is the best nemesis for a vicious male partner!
Chi Chi pulled him to his side and hugged him: "Show me."
Give me the baptism of the law!
Huo Xiaocha twisted and fell into his arms: "Father, I don't want to watch it, it's so scary..."
"Is it terrible? It's right to be terrible. This is the consequence of breaking the law and discipline. The law will not let any bad guy go..."
Chi Chi looked down at Zai Zai.
Zai Zai hugged his neck, her face was in his arms, her eyes were red.
Chi Chi looked up at the TV, maybe...maybe...this kind of show is still too early for him.
Chi Chi reluctantly switched the channel back to "Makabaka".
"Okay, okay, look at this."
Huo Xiaocha stuck to his face: "Dad is so kind, thank you Dad."
Chi Chi couldn't hold back, and posted back: "Good boy."
Huo Xiaocha smiled and leaned in his arms to watch TV.
After watching half an episode of "Makabaka" with Huo Xiaocha, Chi Chi couldn't take it anymore, and finally ran away with the excuse of packing up the instant noodle bucket.
He stood in the kitchen, closing the glass door.
Huo Xiaocha called him outside: "Dad, come out and watch TV with me."
Chi Chi put on a small floral apron solemnly: "No, Dad has to do the dishes."
——There is a bucket of instant noodles in the sink.
"Okay, then dad, come here quickly."
When Huo Xiaocha turned around, the smile on his face disappeared.
Heh, it still hasn't changed at all, maybe I'll find an excuse to go out and play again later.
After dawdling in the kitchen for half an hour, Chi Chi finally adjusted his mentality, took a deep breath, opened the glass door, and faced reality.
Huo Xiaocha was still watching TV, and Chi Chi walked out arrogantly and walked around the small house.
An ordinary two-bedroom, one-living room, one kitchen and one bathroom looks a bit old, but the decoration is still very warm.
After familiarizing himself with the environment, Chi Chi went back to the room and searched for useful things.
Various documents, his mobile phone - it should be the original owner's mobile phone, but I don't know why his fingerprint can unlock it.
Chi Chi put everything on the table and checked them one by one.
All kinds of documents are written in his name.
Chi Chi understood that generally speaking, having the same first and last name was a necessary condition for transmigrating books.
Chi Chi looked through all the documents and found that the number of the documents was exactly the same as the number he had before wearing the book.
it's wired.
Chi Chi frowned, unable to think of a reason, so he simply stopped thinking about it.
This is also very good, no need to re-recite the number.
Among them were documents that could prove that Huo Xiaocha was really his cub.
This dispelled Chi Chi's idea of taking Huo Xiaocha for a paternity test.
It costs money to do a paternity test, so the stingy Chi Chi chooses to trust the hospital's birth certificate.
Pushing all the documents aside, Chi Chi took out the original owner's mobile phone and successfully unlocked it again.
It seems that the original owner not only has the same name and surname as him, but also has the same fingerprints as him.
So it's soul wear?He is using the body of the original owner now?
Thinking this way, Chi Chi turned on the front camera of the phone, turned up and down, left and right, twisted his neck, and took a 360-degree picture.
No, it was still the same as before he put on the book.
Could it be that the original owner still looks exactly like him?
This is too much of a coincidence.
Chi Chi turned his head, lifted the hem of his clothes, and saw a scar the size of a fingernail on his back. This was his body.
It does appear to be wearing.
Chi Chi opened the browser and searched for the novel "The Little Bamboo Horse Dressed as a Young Goose Garden Bully" he read last night, but there was no trace, as if this book did not exist in this world.
Chi Chi sighed, took out a pen and paper, and prepared to write down all the plots he remembered.
Lottery numbers...not mentioned in the book.
Rising stocks...not mentioned in the book either.
The richest man in the future...nor.
Chi Chi patted his face: Chi Chi, wake up.
He looked up and met Huo Xiaocha with a foolish look.
Chi Chi frowned, Huo Xiaocha narrowed his gaze, and asked, "Dad, what are you doing?"
Chi Chi said seriously: "Father is planning your life for you."
He picked up the pen and wrote three words in the middle of the white paper - Huo Xiaocha.
When he woke up, he vaguely remembered the storyline of inviting Huo Xiaocha.
He drew a schematic diagram, with Huo Xiaocha as the central figure, two branches, a father and a mother.
Chi Chi hesitated for a moment, and finally decided to fill in his name in the "Dad" column.
but--
"Xiaocha." Chi Chi turned his head and asked, "Is my surname Huo too?"
Then he has to be called Huo Chi.
Huo Xiaocha glanced at him in confusion, and pointed to the ID he had just thrown aside: "Father, your surname is Chi."
Chi Chi kept smiling: Oh, my damn goldfish-like memory.
It seems that Huo Xiaocha is named after his mother.
Chi Chi met his suspicious gaze and straightened his back: "Let me test you, do you know what your father's name is?"
Huo Xiaocha was even more confused: "Father, your name is Chi Chi."
"Well, it's pretty good." Chi Chi nodded in satisfaction, "Then what's dad's dad's name?"
Huo Xiaocha shook his head.
Chi Chi raised an eyebrow at him: "Father's father is called Grandpa."
He turned around and wrote his name in the column of Huo Xiaocha's father, and the column of mother...
Chi Chi decisively crossed out the word "Mom" and changed it to "Parent No. [-]: Huo xx".
Huo xx defiled the sacred title of "mother".
He remembered that Huo Xiaocha was crawled out of the bed by this Huo xx, and he was not good to Huo Xiaocha at ordinary times, and usually just blackmailed him for money.
He didn't want to bring up Huo Xiaocha's painful memories, so he didn't ask.
Chi Chi immediately drew three grids at the bottom, which are——
Infancy, adulthood and final outcome.
Huo Xiaocha's "evil deeds" in his childhood are so numerous that he can't write them down on a piece of paper. Nothing is left behind, like the protagonist's attacking and robbing the little red flower, grabbing building blocks, and quarreling and fighting.
Adulthood is even more frightening, it can be called the form of a big devil, directly disrupting the business of the protagonist Huang's attacking company, and even planting commercial spies to set off a business war.
Final ending...
Chi Chi turned his head to look at the young Huo Xiaocha, paused at the tip of his pen, and finally didn't have the heart to write the words "plane crashed and killed", but drew a small plane on it.
To prevent Huo Xiaocha from becoming crooked and end up in such a tragic end, the most important thing is to educate him from an early age.
And education, the most important thing is family education; family education, the most important thing is parents.
So Chi Chi turned his head to sort out Huo Xiaocha's parents.
Huo Xiaocha's father...
Currently himself.
In fact, the original owner didn't seem very reliable, as it can be seen from Huo Xiaocha's own cooking of instant noodles and the puffed food in the room.
Huo Xiaocha's mother... No, the second parent, currently only knows her surname Huo.
The original book said that this Huo xx likes to spend time and drink, and can't settle down.It's nothing, it's best if Huo xx can't settle down, and it won't lead to bad cubs, and it won't hinder him from educating cubs.
well.
Chi Chi nodded in satisfaction.
He always felt as if he had forgotten some settings, but it didn't matter, this full sheet of paper should be enough.
Chi Chi folded the paper and solemnly inserted it into the pages of the book.
He looked at Huo Xiaocha: "Huo Xiaocha, from today onwards, I will be your father. From now on, if I have a bite of meat, you will have a bowl brush. I will shoulder the responsibility of raising and educating you. It's God's will."
Chi Chi stretched out his hand to him: "Teach me a lot."
Huo Xiaocha:? ? ?
This father is afraid that he broke his brain by sleeping at night.
It was already evening when Chi Chi sorted out a whole set of plots.
He put down his pen, stretched his waist, and realized that it was time for dinner, so he asked, "Xiaocha, what do you want to eat tonight?"
Huo Xiaocha frowned, and started again. Dad must cook him food again, and then take him to Huo's house tomorrow, and let him praise him in front of the Huo family.
Dad hasn't given up the idea of bringing him into Huo's house?
Chi Chi looked around, looked at the instant noodles and puffed food all over the room, and then thought about how he had finished the last lettuce in the kitchen at noon today.
He just came here, it was dark, and it was not convenient to go out with Huo Xiaocha.
Huo Xiaocha looked at his embarrassed look and said, "Dad, you don't need to cook, I'll just eat a little..."
Then he watched Chi Chi open the delivery software.
Isn't it necessary to cook by yourself and then let others praise him?
Chi Chi shook his phone at him: "Zai Zai, let's order takeaway, what do you want?"
In the end, Chi Chi ordered two servings of health porridge, and by the way, learned the name of the community he was in through the location, and then ordered errands to buy himself a bunch of new daily necessities.
Chi Chi: As witty as I am.
After dinner, he saw that it was almost time, so he urged Huo Xiaocha to take a bath.
Huo Xiaocha wanted to wash it by himself. Before he went in, Chi Chi repeatedly confirmed: "Can you wash it yourself?"
Huo Xiaocha nodded: "Yes, I always wash it myself."
Chi Chi was still worried, so he walked into the bathroom, dragged the children's bathtub out for him, and put the hot water on before going out.
As soon as the door closed, Chi Chi knocked on the door: "You didn't fall down, did you?"
Huo Xiaocha replied: "No."
"Every five minutes we talk."
"understood."
Chi Chi was sitting on the sofa outside, looking at his phone, checking the time, and talking to him every five minutes.
Not long after, Huo Xiaocha came out.
Chi Chi looked at his obviously shortened clothes, which had been washed to the point of whitening and pilling, and frowned. Was the original owner abusing him?
Chi Chi stood up and wanted to take him back to the room: "Do you want to sleep with me? Or..."
When Huo Xiaocha turned around, he accidentally exposed a small hole on his buttocks.
Chi Chi: "Puchi—"
He really didn't mean to...
Huo Xiaocha ran back to his room without looking back, Chi Chi followed, knocked on the door, and said to him, "Get up early tomorrow, and take you to buy new clothes."
Huo Xiaocha responded, then climbed to the desk, took out a small book from the drawer, and there were a few large characters on the cover——
【The diary of Dad and Xiaocha】
Holding the pencil firmly, he wrote a few lines on the paper——
[8 month 16 day]
【Eat instant noodles, 1 piece】
Huo Xiaocha wants to write down all the things he ate and used his father, so that he can return them to his father when he grows up.
Vicious male supporting revenge jpg
...
Wait a minute, the tip of Huo Xiaocha's pen paused, how do you write the word "congee"?
The vengeance was interrupted.
The author has something to say: I will return it to my father when I grow up (x)
When I grew up, I was picked out by my father and recited aloud (√)
感谢在2021-11-2611:49:26~2021-11-2616:43:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:乐章50瓶;乔弋乔、淇奥10瓶;好、木子小窗5瓶;东栏听雪2瓶;芦芦芦芦荟、早呀打工人1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
He sat on the ground, leaning on the sofa and watching TV.
Huo Xiaocha stood up, trying to take away the bucket of instant noodles in front of him.
Chi Chi patted his hand: "I'll collect it later, you can't hold it steady."
Huo Xiaocha could only sit down obediently, but he was really uncomfortable.
Dad seems to have really changed a bit, he doesn't know how to get along with this dad.
What if Dad loses patience and tells him to go away?
Huo Xiaocha raised his butt silently, trying to move it outside, but Chi Chi held him down.
"I knew you didn't want to watch "Today's Statement". This show is so good."
Chi Chi attributed his restlessness to the vicious man's natural awe of the law.
Sure enough, the law is the best nemesis for a vicious male partner!
Chi Chi pulled him to his side and hugged him: "Show me."
Give me the baptism of the law!
Huo Xiaocha twisted and fell into his arms: "Father, I don't want to watch it, it's so scary..."
"Is it terrible? It's right to be terrible. This is the consequence of breaking the law and discipline. The law will not let any bad guy go..."
Chi Chi looked down at Zai Zai.
Zai Zai hugged his neck, her face was in his arms, her eyes were red.
Chi Chi looked up at the TV, maybe...maybe...this kind of show is still too early for him.
Chi Chi reluctantly switched the channel back to "Makabaka".
"Okay, okay, look at this."
Huo Xiaocha stuck to his face: "Dad is so kind, thank you Dad."
Chi Chi couldn't hold back, and posted back: "Good boy."
Huo Xiaocha smiled and leaned in his arms to watch TV.
After watching half an episode of "Makabaka" with Huo Xiaocha, Chi Chi couldn't take it anymore, and finally ran away with the excuse of packing up the instant noodle bucket.
He stood in the kitchen, closing the glass door.
Huo Xiaocha called him outside: "Dad, come out and watch TV with me."
Chi Chi put on a small floral apron solemnly: "No, Dad has to do the dishes."
——There is a bucket of instant noodles in the sink.
"Okay, then dad, come here quickly."
When Huo Xiaocha turned around, the smile on his face disappeared.
Heh, it still hasn't changed at all, maybe I'll find an excuse to go out and play again later.
After dawdling in the kitchen for half an hour, Chi Chi finally adjusted his mentality, took a deep breath, opened the glass door, and faced reality.
Huo Xiaocha was still watching TV, and Chi Chi walked out arrogantly and walked around the small house.
An ordinary two-bedroom, one-living room, one kitchen and one bathroom looks a bit old, but the decoration is still very warm.
After familiarizing himself with the environment, Chi Chi went back to the room and searched for useful things.
Various documents, his mobile phone - it should be the original owner's mobile phone, but I don't know why his fingerprint can unlock it.
Chi Chi put everything on the table and checked them one by one.
All kinds of documents are written in his name.
Chi Chi understood that generally speaking, having the same first and last name was a necessary condition for transmigrating books.
Chi Chi looked through all the documents and found that the number of the documents was exactly the same as the number he had before wearing the book.
it's wired.
Chi Chi frowned, unable to think of a reason, so he simply stopped thinking about it.
This is also very good, no need to re-recite the number.
Among them were documents that could prove that Huo Xiaocha was really his cub.
This dispelled Chi Chi's idea of taking Huo Xiaocha for a paternity test.
It costs money to do a paternity test, so the stingy Chi Chi chooses to trust the hospital's birth certificate.
Pushing all the documents aside, Chi Chi took out the original owner's mobile phone and successfully unlocked it again.
It seems that the original owner not only has the same name and surname as him, but also has the same fingerprints as him.
So it's soul wear?He is using the body of the original owner now?
Thinking this way, Chi Chi turned on the front camera of the phone, turned up and down, left and right, twisted his neck, and took a 360-degree picture.
No, it was still the same as before he put on the book.
Could it be that the original owner still looks exactly like him?
This is too much of a coincidence.
Chi Chi turned his head, lifted the hem of his clothes, and saw a scar the size of a fingernail on his back. This was his body.
It does appear to be wearing.
Chi Chi opened the browser and searched for the novel "The Little Bamboo Horse Dressed as a Young Goose Garden Bully" he read last night, but there was no trace, as if this book did not exist in this world.
Chi Chi sighed, took out a pen and paper, and prepared to write down all the plots he remembered.
Lottery numbers...not mentioned in the book.
Rising stocks...not mentioned in the book either.
The richest man in the future...nor.
Chi Chi patted his face: Chi Chi, wake up.
He looked up and met Huo Xiaocha with a foolish look.
Chi Chi frowned, Huo Xiaocha narrowed his gaze, and asked, "Dad, what are you doing?"
Chi Chi said seriously: "Father is planning your life for you."
He picked up the pen and wrote three words in the middle of the white paper - Huo Xiaocha.
When he woke up, he vaguely remembered the storyline of inviting Huo Xiaocha.
He drew a schematic diagram, with Huo Xiaocha as the central figure, two branches, a father and a mother.
Chi Chi hesitated for a moment, and finally decided to fill in his name in the "Dad" column.
but--
"Xiaocha." Chi Chi turned his head and asked, "Is my surname Huo too?"
Then he has to be called Huo Chi.
Huo Xiaocha glanced at him in confusion, and pointed to the ID he had just thrown aside: "Father, your surname is Chi."
Chi Chi kept smiling: Oh, my damn goldfish-like memory.
It seems that Huo Xiaocha is named after his mother.
Chi Chi met his suspicious gaze and straightened his back: "Let me test you, do you know what your father's name is?"
Huo Xiaocha was even more confused: "Father, your name is Chi Chi."
"Well, it's pretty good." Chi Chi nodded in satisfaction, "Then what's dad's dad's name?"
Huo Xiaocha shook his head.
Chi Chi raised an eyebrow at him: "Father's father is called Grandpa."
He turned around and wrote his name in the column of Huo Xiaocha's father, and the column of mother...
Chi Chi decisively crossed out the word "Mom" and changed it to "Parent No. [-]: Huo xx".
Huo xx defiled the sacred title of "mother".
He remembered that Huo Xiaocha was crawled out of the bed by this Huo xx, and he was not good to Huo Xiaocha at ordinary times, and usually just blackmailed him for money.
He didn't want to bring up Huo Xiaocha's painful memories, so he didn't ask.
Chi Chi immediately drew three grids at the bottom, which are——
Infancy, adulthood and final outcome.
Huo Xiaocha's "evil deeds" in his childhood are so numerous that he can't write them down on a piece of paper. Nothing is left behind, like the protagonist's attacking and robbing the little red flower, grabbing building blocks, and quarreling and fighting.
Adulthood is even more frightening, it can be called the form of a big devil, directly disrupting the business of the protagonist Huang's attacking company, and even planting commercial spies to set off a business war.
Final ending...
Chi Chi turned his head to look at the young Huo Xiaocha, paused at the tip of his pen, and finally didn't have the heart to write the words "plane crashed and killed", but drew a small plane on it.
To prevent Huo Xiaocha from becoming crooked and end up in such a tragic end, the most important thing is to educate him from an early age.
And education, the most important thing is family education; family education, the most important thing is parents.
So Chi Chi turned his head to sort out Huo Xiaocha's parents.
Huo Xiaocha's father...
Currently himself.
In fact, the original owner didn't seem very reliable, as it can be seen from Huo Xiaocha's own cooking of instant noodles and the puffed food in the room.
Huo Xiaocha's mother... No, the second parent, currently only knows her surname Huo.
The original book said that this Huo xx likes to spend time and drink, and can't settle down.It's nothing, it's best if Huo xx can't settle down, and it won't lead to bad cubs, and it won't hinder him from educating cubs.
well.
Chi Chi nodded in satisfaction.
He always felt as if he had forgotten some settings, but it didn't matter, this full sheet of paper should be enough.
Chi Chi folded the paper and solemnly inserted it into the pages of the book.
He looked at Huo Xiaocha: "Huo Xiaocha, from today onwards, I will be your father. From now on, if I have a bite of meat, you will have a bowl brush. I will shoulder the responsibility of raising and educating you. It's God's will."
Chi Chi stretched out his hand to him: "Teach me a lot."
Huo Xiaocha:? ? ?
This father is afraid that he broke his brain by sleeping at night.
It was already evening when Chi Chi sorted out a whole set of plots.
He put down his pen, stretched his waist, and realized that it was time for dinner, so he asked, "Xiaocha, what do you want to eat tonight?"
Huo Xiaocha frowned, and started again. Dad must cook him food again, and then take him to Huo's house tomorrow, and let him praise him in front of the Huo family.
Dad hasn't given up the idea of bringing him into Huo's house?
Chi Chi looked around, looked at the instant noodles and puffed food all over the room, and then thought about how he had finished the last lettuce in the kitchen at noon today.
He just came here, it was dark, and it was not convenient to go out with Huo Xiaocha.
Huo Xiaocha looked at his embarrassed look and said, "Dad, you don't need to cook, I'll just eat a little..."
Then he watched Chi Chi open the delivery software.
Isn't it necessary to cook by yourself and then let others praise him?
Chi Chi shook his phone at him: "Zai Zai, let's order takeaway, what do you want?"
In the end, Chi Chi ordered two servings of health porridge, and by the way, learned the name of the community he was in through the location, and then ordered errands to buy himself a bunch of new daily necessities.
Chi Chi: As witty as I am.
After dinner, he saw that it was almost time, so he urged Huo Xiaocha to take a bath.
Huo Xiaocha wanted to wash it by himself. Before he went in, Chi Chi repeatedly confirmed: "Can you wash it yourself?"
Huo Xiaocha nodded: "Yes, I always wash it myself."
Chi Chi was still worried, so he walked into the bathroom, dragged the children's bathtub out for him, and put the hot water on before going out.
As soon as the door closed, Chi Chi knocked on the door: "You didn't fall down, did you?"
Huo Xiaocha replied: "No."
"Every five minutes we talk."
"understood."
Chi Chi was sitting on the sofa outside, looking at his phone, checking the time, and talking to him every five minutes.
Not long after, Huo Xiaocha came out.
Chi Chi looked at his obviously shortened clothes, which had been washed to the point of whitening and pilling, and frowned. Was the original owner abusing him?
Chi Chi stood up and wanted to take him back to the room: "Do you want to sleep with me? Or..."
When Huo Xiaocha turned around, he accidentally exposed a small hole on his buttocks.
Chi Chi: "Puchi—"
He really didn't mean to...
Huo Xiaocha ran back to his room without looking back, Chi Chi followed, knocked on the door, and said to him, "Get up early tomorrow, and take you to buy new clothes."
Huo Xiaocha responded, then climbed to the desk, took out a small book from the drawer, and there were a few large characters on the cover——
【The diary of Dad and Xiaocha】
Holding the pencil firmly, he wrote a few lines on the paper——
[8 month 16 day]
【Eat instant noodles, 1 piece】
Huo Xiaocha wants to write down all the things he ate and used his father, so that he can return them to his father when he grows up.
Vicious male supporting revenge jpg
...
Wait a minute, the tip of Huo Xiaocha's pen paused, how do you write the word "congee"?
The vengeance was interrupted.
The author has something to say: I will return it to my father when I grow up (x)
When I grew up, I was picked out by my father and recited aloud (√)
感谢在2021-11-2611:49:26~2021-11-2616:43:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
感谢灌溉营养液的小天使:乐章50瓶;乔弋乔、淇奥10瓶;好、木子小窗5瓶;东栏听雪2瓶;芦芦芦芦荟、早呀打工人1瓶;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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