My country, you can pinch it

As a well-read book, no, His Royal Highness Ning Wang, who has read all the lewd words and stories, immediately thought of the incident between men and women in bed when he saw these three words.

Really, I can’t blame him, I read too much, not to mention Nian Nujiao, he can draw inferences about Nian Nuyao, Enchanting Jiao, Jiao Jiaoyin, etc., you can know the content just by looking at the name, they are all the same It's vulgar, but it looks like the kind that won't let your head down all night.

As the number one lackey who collected such scripts for Liu Ke, Xiao Tuanzi, like his master, had the same reaction when he saw the title of the book, and blurted out: "Your Highness, why did the young master give you such a book?"

He was really shocked, and felt that Shang Jinling didn't fit the image of a scholar who was Qinggui and respectful at all. He even wanted to rush out and arrest the servant who took his reward, and ask him if he really came from Shamen?

But soon, a chestnut knocked on his forehead, "Ah, Your Highness..."

I only heard Liu Ke being serious, and glared at him, "What nonsense, how could Lingling send me this kind of book? Those who are ignorant and know nothing are shameful."

Yes, this is what normal people think. Like Gao Xueli, he would never think that this is an obscene book just by looking at the title!

Sure enough, the prostitute sees prostitution, and the wise sees wisdom.

Liu Ke rejoiced that although the master was pissed to death when he went to the study room, he still didn't have a little ink in his stomach. See, at least he knew that these three characters were the names of Cipai, so he could show it off.

Hearing this, Xiao Tuanzi couldn't help but suddenly realized, and looked at Liu Ke with admiration, "Your Highness is really knowledgeable, he is a slave and vulgar, and he misunderstood the young master." The more he said, the more certain he said, "Isn't it true that someone as noble as the young master Those who are talented must write poems and poems to be worthy of their literati."

Xiaotuanzi flattered her, and she spoke clearly and logically, but the problem came up again, "But Your Highness, why did the young master send you poems?"

The owner knew at a glance that it had nothing to do with poetry, and he felt uncomfortable using it as a table corner.

Xiaotuanzi couldn't think about it, but suddenly felt a strong sense of sadness from the master beside him.

What's the matter, he called out in surprise: "His Royal Highness, Your Highness?"

"Tuanzi, don't you understand? Lingling must be urging Master to study hard and be more sensible!"

"what?"

"Don't think about love all the time, touch these forbidden and chaotic things, think dirty about him, make him distressed and upset him." Liu Ke said with a low mood while reading the book.

His eyes were full of disappointment, as if he had been deprived of the wings of hope and thrown into the cold cellar, all his illusions were instantly shattered, leaving only the biting pain of reality.

Xiaotuanzi was stunned. To be honest, Shang Jinling didn't bring back any words for this book of poems. He couldn't understand why Liu Ke could think of these?

"Your Highness, I haven't read any books. Is there some misunderstanding?"

"There's no misunderstanding, Tuanzi, you don't know, we've been together on the road for so long, he studied hard, but never persuaded me to read it too, and even let me read some unspeakable books, but now..." In an instant, Liu Ke felt as if his heart was torn in two, and his sorrow flooded him like a tide, "But now, he actually let me read such terrible things as poetry, isn't it just to warn me that I have so much free time to think about things?" Xi, why don't you calm down and study hard? It's just to take care of my face, so I use the book to admonish me tactfully."

"Really, is that really the case?" Xiaotuanzi asked in surprise.

Liu Ke nodded emphatically, "Is there any explanation other than this?"

Xiaotuanzi: "..." Should I read the book first?

"I'm so stupid. He trusts me so much and looks forward to it so much. He regards me as the future lord." Liu Ke felt ashamed when he thought of the sincere words immediately, "But my thoughts are not on the people of the Li people. , not on how to build Yongliang, not on how to return to the court, but entangled in this kind of place! Tuanzi, I let Ling Ling down, and left me in the cold for more than half a month, he must hate iron and steel... ..."

The more Liu Ke talked, the more sad he became, and the majestic man seemed to be about to cry.

"Your Highness, Your Highness, don't scare this servant, maybe it's not as serious as you think?" Xiaotuanzi stammered comfortingly.

Liu Ke laughed at himself and said, "Why is it not serious? He didn't even bother to talk to me when he warned me with a book this time. Next time, I guess I won't even be able to touch the cover of the book."

Xiaotuanzi: "..." He cast his eyes on the table, the melon seeds and melon seeds that were scattered all over the table have been hastily cleaned to the other side of the table, and the book lay quietly on the neat table, unopened However, in the end he boldly asked, "Why don't you read the book first? What if..." got it wrong?

Liu Ke snorted when he heard this, "What if something happened, would Ling Ling really give me this idle book?"

He smiled coldly, stared at the ordinary blue book in front of him, and then went all out, "Forget it, just read the book. Since it is Ling Ling's request, I have to memorize it even if I forget to sleep and eat. Let him down again!"

Liu Ke squeezed his fist, and his eyes instantly became firm, "You are right, I am already too indulgent, I should sink to the bottom of my heart."

Probably even the emperor couldn't think that his most troublesome son, who refused to learn how to persuade and beat him, would develop positive beliefs because of a light book written by a certain teenager.

The ridiculous thing is, this book hasn't been opened yet, so everything is guessed out of thin air.

The more Xiaotuanzi heard it, the more sad he became, but he didn't know how to persuade him, so he could only sigh deeply in his heart.

So Liu Ke opened it, and saw the description in this book: "Dreams rise from the Red Chamber, and the beauty hunters come."The sweet fragrance is ignited, and the red light is lit. In the red building, ribbons are fluttering and flowers are dancing. Under a red dress and light clothes, a pair of white snowy ankles with crisp bells appear. Before many benefactors...

Xiao Tuanzi was about to go over to see what happened, but he saw Liu Ke closing the open book again with disbelief all over his face, as if he was hallucinating.

"Your Highness?"

Liu Ke paused, feeling that he must have read it wrong, so he opened the page again and continued to read——

This is the leader of the Red Mansion, named Nian Nujiao, and tonight is the night of her first virginity. At this moment, she is only showing her fragrant shoulders and half-naked breasts, causing the men in the hall to stare, salivate, and show their foolishness. The man in the private room on the second floor frowned and looked at it with pity...

Liu Ke: "..."

He closed the book again with a slam, and looked back at Xiao Tuanzi who was also dumbfounded. Apparently, the little eunuch who couldn't hold back his curiosity and craned his neck to peek had also seen it, so he asked blankly, "Tuanzi, What do you mean by Ling Ling sending this to the Lord?"

All the sorrow and disappointment before, reflection and repentance, and painstaking experience were like a big joke, and Liu Ke's face cracked.

Xiaotuanzi's hands and feet were numb, his tongue was stiff, and he also murmured: "Yes, what do you mean, young master?"

The master and the servant stared at each other for a long time, as if they wanted to search for this unsolved mystery forever.

But obviously, this is fruitless.

In the end, Liu Ke wiped his face, and quickly flipped through the book based on his experience of "reading a lot of books".

As expected, the man in the private room on the second floor who focuses on pen and ink is the hero of this book. As for whether he accepts the author's guidance to visit the brothel, or he is romantic, in short, he deserves the name of the heroine. This is another story. Deep sadomasochism, tormenting dog-blood love story.During the period, in order to maintain the excitement of the viewers, detached from the plot, and used ink boldly, fragrant and explicit. However, this book is even worse. There are even illustrations secretly inserted in it. Although it is rough, it cannot be compared with the special erotic picture book , can be combined with words, its power makes people nosebleed continuously, it can be described as a good thing before going to bed.

Seeing this, Liu Ke twitched her eyelids, quickly closed the book again, slowly put the book down, and let out a deep breath, "Maybe I misunderstood."

This is obvious, and Xiaotuanzi will also regain his strength now, he said: "Your Highness, I guess the young master just accidentally read this book, and just happened to know that you like it, so I found it for you to entertain."

Xiaotuanzi spoke casually and directly told the truth, but Liu Ke didn't feel at ease in the slightest, instead he frowned and thought.

"Your Highness?" Xiaotuanzi was puzzled. Since it was all a misunderstanding, shouldn't he be happy?Obviously, how could Shang Jinling be angry if he could send this kind of book over, let alone ignore Liu Ke on purpose, but why did the latter look heavy instead.

"Tuanzi, I know what he means."

"what?"

"It's really embarrassing for Ling Ling, who actually used this method to persuade me to go the right way at such a young age." Liu Ke said with a look of unbearable expression on his face.

Listening to what he said, Xiaotuanzi suddenly had a bad feeling in his heart, "You mean..."

"Born with yin and yang, it is for the balance of righteousness. He hopes that I can change my preferences and like girls." Liu Ke put the book aside, and said in a voice neither happy nor sad, "Otherwise, why would you send me this..." Erotic Palace album?

It was already a very bold move for Shang Jinling to send it out. No wonder he refused to leave a word for him. Liu Ke himself felt embarrassed. As a scholar, what can Shang Jinling say?

Poor Shang Jinling only read the first few pages and didn't glance at the back, otherwise he wouldn't send it out if he was killed!

Xiaotuanzi came to a sudden realization again: "It's really... the young master has a good intention!"

"It's a pity that he was wrong. I like him not because he is a man, but because he is Shang Jinling. I won't take a look at anyone else." Liu Ke said firmly.

It's really a peerless kind of love from heaven to earth, Xiao Tuanzi was so moved that his eyes were sour, and he had the urge to cry.

Then Liu Ke laughed at himself: "It doesn't matter, anyway, I already have a princess in this life, and she is lying on the ground safely, so Lingling is just worrying too much." When he said this, he suddenly became happy, "Tuanzi, he You must be very concerned about the Lord, otherwise how could a scholar buy such an insulting book? If his sisters know about it, there will be no peace."

"Yes." Xiaotuanzi agreed.

"So Grandpa can't let him down."

Xiao Tuanzi was a little speechless when he heard this, it seemed that the ignorant master was finally going to get angry.

He was waiting for Liu Ke's bold words, but he saw the latter grab the melon seeds on the small plate by the table, crossed his legs on the table, and held the book Nian Nujiao in his hand, looking at it with a calm heart.During the period, he showed disdain, ridiculousness, boredom, cold snort... Waiting to read the special emotions of the storybook, but his eyes did not blink for a moment, and accompanied by the sound of crackling melon seeds, the pages were turned smoothly.

Xiaotuanzi: "..." Sure enough, I lived up to it!

"Duanzi, the tea is cold, go get another cup."

Everything seemed to be calm again.

"……Yes."

There are too many ups and downs in life, and Xiao Tuanzi suddenly had an epiphany.

For a person like Liu Ke, you can't be too sincere, otherwise this person will rely on his unconstrained brain to turn back a circle. Others are left with depression that has no place to vent, and they feel uncomfortable.

In the end, Xiaotuanzi walked out of the door and said with emotion: "You said that Zajia is a rootless person, and he is just asking for trouble."

It was rare for Liu Ke to stop for two days after he got the book, and it happened that there were people from the capital again.

This time it was no one else who came, but... the mute, the former Sanyuan Jidi, the youngest number one scholar, Yun Zhishen.

With a stooped body and only one eye, he is obviously only forty years old. He is in his prime, but his head is already gray, his face is wrinkled, and his eyes are full of vicissitudes. He is even older than the rare Xilinghou.

At this moment, he was sitting in Liu Ke's study. Xiao Tuanzi poured Yun Zhishen a glass of warm water, his eyes turned red with excitement, "Dumb..."

"What are you dumb, Uncle Yun." Liu Ke glanced at him, then looked at Yun Zhishen, and said happily, "I thought I would have to wait a few more months to see Uncle, but I didn't expect you to arrive so soon. "

"Ahem..." The night's rest relieved Yun Zhishen's exhaustion from the first meeting, but his weak body still coughed twice. The bumpy journey to Yongliang was a pain in the ass, but now he is finally able to recover. Here he came, he picked up the water, took a sip to moisten his throat and said, "I miss Your Highness, so I don't want to delay too long. One month after Wang Jia left, I came here with my death. The state government is holding back, and it is oppressed by the clan."

Liu Ke suddenly chose Yongliang, leaving Yun Zhishen with no time to collect information, so he couldn't think of countermeasures in advance.However, looking at Liu Ke who was in high spirits at the moment, he couldn't help showing a smile, and said gratifiedly: "It seems that I still worry too much. This way, His Highness collected refugees, killed Zhizhou, and copied Zhang's family. In just a few days, he took over Yongliang. Knowing this really surprises me, Your Highness is now able to act alone, like a king."

Normally, Yun Zhishen would accept all of Liu Ke's compliments. He never knew what it means to be modest, but this time he became more polite, "In fact, thanks to the help of the Shang family, the Marquis of Xiling sent troops to serve the king."

Yun Zhishen had already heard it once on the way, so he naturally knew that what Liu Ke said was true, so he couldn't help but feel relieved: "Since the Marquis of Xiling took over the military power, various factions in the court have been wooing each other, King Duan and King Jing have tried to get his support countless times. , this old general even dismissed it, this time, His Highness can get his help, it seems that the Marquis of Xiling has a good impression of you."

"It's mainly due to Ling Ling. Without him, I would really have to consider turning around and going back to the capital in despair, and become a big joke in the capital!" At this point, Liu Ke dragged Shang Jinling's sick body along the way. To help him make suggestions, how to encourage him, give him a chance to show himself, so as to get the favor of the Shang family sisters, I talked about everything in detail.

The eyes are bright!

Xiaotuanzi twitched the corners of his mouth and lowered his head. If he wasn't afraid of being seen, he would have covered his face.He secretly looked at Yun Zhishen who was opposite, and saw him quietly listening to Liu Ke's babbling, with a smile on his lips, nothing unusual.

Xiaotuanzi thought to himself, luckily Yun Zhishen didn't know what Liu Ke was thinking about Shang Jinling, otherwise why wouldn't it be obvious?

At the end, Liu Ke said with a sneer: "Uncle Yun, I was so impressed by that time, and a friend in adversity sees the truth, so I can't help but talk more."

Yun Zhishen shook his head, "It's okay, Your Highness appreciates this little friend so much, and regards him as a confidant. I listen, and I am also happy for you."

Yun Zhishen has been with Liu Ke for many years, and he understands the hard work and loneliness of this child. He has been thorny since he was a child, and he looks at everyone with a defensive attitude. At the same time, no one likes him, and now it is hard. Yun Zhishen would only be gratified for those whom he sincerely helped and acquainted with.

Liu Ke said: "I recognize him as my younger brother, and I will protect him from now on."

"You have to have the corresponding strength." Yun Zhishen said up to this point, and said seriously, "Your Highness, since the Yongliang officials have asked all the crimes, have you ever thought about how to operate the affairs after that. In addition, Lu Wanshan died. Already, do you know the next prefecture?"

Entering Yongliang and gaining power is not the end. How to govern and how to balance power is the key.

Liu Ke looked at Yun Zhishen dragging his tired body to worry about him, and couldn't help feeling warm in his heart, then smiled and said, "Uncle, didn't my grandfather tell you?"

Yun Zhishen was slightly taken aback.

"It seems that you didn't stop me from coming to Yongliang, he was disappointed in you."

Yun Zhishen shook his head: "It's nothing more than mutual benefit between me and him. It's not a pity. So, have you contacted him?"

"I asked someone to send a letter to him. There are too many officials in Yongliang waiting for positions. I asked him if he was interested?" Liu Ke said lightly, "Including Zhizhou."

Yun Zhishen's only eyes lit up instantly, "Okay, Your Highness has indeed grown a lot in Lijing, knowing the overall situation is the most important thing."

Liu Ke said embarrassingly: "Uncle, I'm ashamed, it was Ling Ling who persuaded me, I really didn't want to talk to that old guy."

Yun Zhishen heard it, "So that's how it is. He really is a quick-witted young man. Hearing what you said, I really want to meet this little friend Shang."

Liu Ke sighed softly in his heart: "I want to see him too."

Yun Zhishen didn't hear any other kind of friendship in it, he just said: "Master Wang is indeed too indifferent to what you have done, it is normal for you to have resentment, but turning an ally into an enemy in vain is not worth the loss. Now that he is involved, the prefect can look forward to it."

"Lingling and I also think about it that way."

Yun Zhishen nodded: "Nowadays in the capital, for the sake of the new policy, King Duan and King Jing are attacking each other, and you can take this opportunity to govern Yongliang well and cultivate your power, and when the emperor thinks of you, you can soar into the sky. "

Hearing this, Liu Ke's gaze suddenly became sharp and dazzling. He came here just for that moment.

"Don't worry, Uncle, this is the starting point."

Suddenly, a report came from the door: "Your Highness, there is a letter from Shacheng!"