What should I do if my high-cold boyfriend suddenly turns into a super sticky vinegar essence?

This level of mental retardation.

Probably only when Miaomiao was three or four years old and deliberately pretending to be stupid, she could compare with him.

Chu Yi found it funny.

For some reason, he somehow found a little pleasure in this kind of behavior, so he said "um", and passed the milk in his hand to his lips: "Open your mouth, 'Ah—'"

……

Also 'Ah——'?

Zhou Yunxiao's fingers trembled.

I want to die very much.

He tremblingly looked at Chu Yi, who didn't seem to feel that there was anything wrong, but felt that the tips of his ears were going to burn through: "I, I didn't...I mean you..."

"Um……?"

Chu Yi raised her eyebrows cooperatively: "Do you think this is not enough? Do you want to use other ways to serve the useless?"

"..."

Zhou Yunxiao was speechless.

He had no choice but to bite the straw depressedly, recalling the way the children drank milk he had observed in the kindergarten, and sucked it up with a grunt.

Chu Yi patted his lowered dog's head.

Sure enough, he saw a touch of red hidden at the base of the ear.

...what a fool.

Chu Yi couldn't help thinking.

Why didn't he realize that this person has such a talent for comedians?

The director team outside is already preparing to start filming.

Seeing this, Zhou Yunxiao immediately got up, grabbed the finished milk carton and ran out in a hurry.

If he didn't know the truth, Chu Yi would have thought he had seen some evil spirit.

He couldn't help laughing.

He lowered his head and turned on the computer, connected the earphones and started working.

A while ago, I was busy shooting variety shows, and my work was backlogged together.

Taking advantage of this time, he just checked the homework that he didn't have time to listen to.In order to avoid students taking advantage of his absence to fish in troubled waters.

As he listened, his phone suddenly vibrated.

Chu Yi raised her eyes slightly, but found that the three words Gu Chiyan were written on the caller ID.

He paused and connected the phone.

"Are you done with your work?"

A deep voice came from the other side of the phone, very pleasant.Chu Yi flipped through her homework, gave a low "hmm" and asked, "What's the matter?"

"Well, Teacher Zhuo called me today."

He seemed to be in the office, whispered a word to his side, and then continued: "She said that she made an appointment with a doctor for you and wanted you to go over and see your hand. But I don't know how to bring this matter up to you. I just want to call you over to have a look in my name."

Chu Yi stopped flipping through the pages and raised her eyebrows: "Is it really okay for you to just tell me?"

"It's okay, the teacher can't listen to this call anyway, so just take it as my persuasion." He said casually, "The doctor is very good. A dead horse is treated as a living horse doctor. It doesn't matter if you try it. Don't worry. , I will ask them not to deduct your bonus for this quarter."

"..."

Chu Yi was speechless for a moment: "...you should know that's not what I'm talking about."

"Then change the subject," Gu Chiyan smiled, "Is your hand okay? When I saw you and Yunxiao playing the piano last time, I secretly rubbed your wrist. I don't think it's because I'm supercilious?"

But Chu Yi was silent this time.

This really wasn't Gu Chiyan's carelessness.

Because he chose to play the piano with Zhou Yunxiao at that time, it really meant that he was a bit stronger.After all, his hands have long since failed, and he has seldom done such things to force himself in the past few years.

Thinking of this, he suddenly knew why Gu Chiyan made this call.

Probably when Zhuo Manqing was dragged by Miaomiao to watch TV, she saw that scene.It's no wonder that when he came home before, she suddenly said something so inexplicably.

"Well, it's okay."

He brushed off the matter and said only: "I am clear about my own affairs. Don't talk about this, how is Sister Yan recently?"

"Huh? She... she's pretty good." Gu Chiyan said, "I'm just not satisfied that you found a boyfriend in the entertainment industry without saying a word. Oh... By the way, you even scolded me A meal, say that I teamed up with you to lie to her."

Chu Yi was speechless.

Although it is true that he and Zhou Yunxiao have not told anyone about their relationship, but it is also a lie...

"So she asked me when you were going to get married."

There was obvious ridicule in Gu Chiyan's voice: "If it's almost over, she can start thinking about what gifts to prepare for you earlier. If you say that you don't intend to get married yet, she's going to introduce you to a stack of spare tires , so that you can quickly kick the future scumbag who is in the entertainment industry."

Chu Yi was told helpless by him.

Want to answer, but don't know where to start.He could only say in a little embarrassment: "It's useless for you to ask me, you have to ask him."

After all, this is still nothing.

"...Ask Zhou Yunxiao?"

Gu Chiyan paused for a few seconds: "Oh... Got it. It seems my sister is right."

Chu Yi: "..."

I can't talk on this phone.

Just when there were footsteps coming from outside, Chu Yi hurriedly hung up Gu Chiyan's phone on the pretext of something.

He took off his earphones and looked towards the door, only to find that the person who walked in was actually Zhou Yunxiao.Seeing Chu Yi take off the earphones, he froze for a moment, and subconsciously asked, "... bothering you?"

"No."

Chu Yi didn't know how much he had listened to, so she took the initiative to explain, and only picked out some details and said: "Chi Yan's phone call is just a small talk. What's the matter, what do you need from me?"

Chu Yi has been busy with work here, so she can't feel the speed of time.

But in fact, it's already time to rest.

The program team did not dare to treat Zhou Yunxiao harshly.

Seeing that it was time for dinner, he quickly ended the filming, and honestly called it a day and got off work.

"...Gu Chiyan?"

Zhou Yunxiao couldn't help but frowned, but subconsciously felt a little apprehensive.

Of course he is familiar with Gu Chiyan, after all, they have played together since childhood, they are old acquaintances.If it wasn't for him, Zhou Yunxiao would never have had the chance to know Chu Yi.

With full play and full calculation, he is also half a matchmaker holding the red line.

It's just that Zhou Yunxiao always felt that he was somewhat ambiguous towards Chu Yi.

To put it simply, it's too good to be true.

Gu Chiyan looks easy to get along with, but he is actually quite cold.

It's usually hard to see him being so special to people, calling him to ask about his health when he's fine, he's even more considerate than his genuine boyfriend.

Zhou Yunxiao didn't feel anything at first.

But ever since he fell in love with Chu Yi and was with him, he almost felt sour when he saw the name Gu Chiyan.The warning radar against the rival in love is beeping wildly, in short, it tastes terrible.

Another half hour on the phone.

Chu Yi had already been told to laugh three times tonight, and he only saw Chu Yi laugh at him twice this day.

No, why does this guy ask himself if he wants to answer the phone and say a few words?

Does he have no idea whether he wants to pick this person up or not? ?

Zhou Yunxiao was depressed and jealous silently, but there was no way to talk about this kind of thing.

Otherwise, not to mention Chu Yi, even a random passer-by on the street would think that his possessiveness was a little too strong, and he must be a psychopath who hadn't run away.

He was just about to ask "what is he looking for you for?"

When the words came to his lips, they suddenly froze.I remembered that I was still in "amnesia" at the moment, so I shouldn't remember this name at all.

Zhou Yunxiao froze immediately.

His scalp went numb for a moment, and he couldn't help secretly looking at Chu Yi who was not far away.

Chu Yi has always been careful, careful and sensitive.

It is impossible for him not to discover such a common-sense slip of the tongue.

Zhou Yunxiao was so nervous that his fingertips were trembling.

It's over, this time, will he...

"Well, yes."

Chu Yi closed the notebook, as if she didn't notice, she casually smiled at him: "Why such an expression, did he offend you?"

Zhou Yunxiao moved his lower lip, feeling somewhat gratefully disappointed.

He felt sore in his heart, but he could only say: "...No, I just thought the name was very familiar, so I asked subconsciously."

It's kind of like that.

Chu Yi pretended not to notice his unconscious nervousness, walked to his side, and dragged him out.

Zhou Yunxiao had no choice but to bite the bullet and act: "Who is this person?"

"Gu Chiyan?" Chu Yi thought for a while, picked out a more suitable word from the dictionary, and gave it to Gu Chiyan, "Matchmaker."

Zhou Yunxiao: "..."

"What's the matter, don't you think he looks a lot like him?"

Seeing his frozen expression, Chu Yi got excited instead: "He just asked when we were getting married. Isn't that how matchmakers urge people to get married? His appearance is so vivid."

Zhou Yunxiao: "..."

matchmaker, matchmaker...

Don't say it.

Zhou Yunxiao thought about it carefully, and found that this word really suits him quite well.

The cloud that had just become gloomy in my heart dissipated all of a sudden.

Zhou Yunxiao pretended not to understand it very well and let out an "oh", but couldn't help noticing the word "marriage" he just mentioned.

Chu Yi...

Want to marry yourself?

Zhou Yunxiao suddenly became stiff uncontrollably.

The heart was beating wildly.

He had thought about this kind of thing secretly before, but most of the time it ended without a problem.

Zhou Yunxiao couldn't figure out what Yi thought about him - did he like it, so he boldly tried it?Or did you take the initiative to confess to yourself because you wanted to be together forever?

These two ideas look similar, but they are actually very different.

Because this will determine whether he is just one of the many boyfriends that Chu Yi may have, or whether they are all the only ones between them.

Zhou Yunxiao wanted to be the one behind.

But he didn't know if Chu Yi wanted to make himself the one behind.

After all, Chu Yi never expressed that he was the only one.

He is gentle and has a cheerful personality.

Just do what you want without even thinking too hard about what might happen in the future.

That kind of personality grew up in an environment full of love, but Zhou Yunxiao did not have this kind of happiness.

He is too wooden and not good at expressing.

Maybe he can attract fans with his face and ability, but for Chu Yi, his attractiveness is far from enough.

Zhou Yunxiao felt that he could only become the former.

So he dared not touch him.

Even kisses are cautious.Forcibly endured and suppressed all thoughts in my heart.

He stopped.

There was a little tentative cautiousness in the voice: "Yiyi...do you want to marry me?"

...?

Why would you suddenly ask such a thing?

Chu Yi froze for a moment, her face turned red instantly.

He curled up his fingers in embarrassment, until Zhou Yunxiao pressed against his knuckles, warm and warm.He twitched his eyelashes slightly, and whispered, "Why did you suddenly ask this..."

What does this guy mean...

Want to propose to yourself?

"I'm just asking." Zhou Yunxiao said.

But the man couldn't help staring at him, his heart skipped a beat, contracting and beating nervously.

"……Oh."

When Chu Yi heard the flat voice that he pretended to be, she thought he was really just asking casually, and couldn't help but feel a little disappointed.

Before, I kept saying I love it and I like it.

After recovering, the dog man is still the same dog as before.

Thinking of this, Chu Yi calmed down.

He turned his eyes away and said angrily deliberately: "I don't know, I didn't think about things that far away."

But this is not a lie.

After all, when he decided to confess his feelings to Zhou Yunxiao, same-sex marriage was just a fantasy, and he never thought about such a distant thing.

At that time, he was actually a bit self-defeating.

The life of a celebrity is too far away from that of an ordinary person like him. If you don't talk about it, you may only have the chance to nod and meet in the circle of friends forever.

But a big star like him cherishes his feathers very much, and he doesn't even have a look in his eyes.Who knew that after the confession, it would mean that he would not even have to continue with his friends.

He met Zhou Yunxiao at the bottom of his life.

So I didn't think about the future, I didn't think about many things.Just simply wanted to catch him, so I did it.

But in fact, Chu Yi didn't think about anyone other than him.

Although he would not take the initiative to say it, he always hoped that Zhou Yunxiao would take the initiative and say to him: Chu Yi, let's find a time to get married.

However, Chu Yi also felt that this might be too demanding of Zhou Yunxiao.

After all, he is a man who can look coldly at fans.

It is impossible to expect him to understand this.

These words fell into Zhou Yunxiao's ears, but they had another meaning.

No, never thought about it...

So, he's actually still...

Zhou Yunxiao froze for a moment, then quickly regained his composure.

The answer was pretty much what he expected.Uncomfortable, but understandable.

He never thought of himself as a pleasant person.

It would be better to say that Chu Yi took the initiative to chase him back then, which was the unexpected joy in his life.

Zhou Yunxiao silently held Chu Yi's hand tightly.

Suddenly, I felt that I was pretending to be a fool, and it wasn't so hard to resist.

It is rare to go back to City B to shoot.

This time it was replaced by the program group to treat guests to the manor, and invite everyone to have a belated "celebration banquet".

After all, the show has been going viral for so long, and the director team has been forcing the guests to work overtime intensively.

If they don't take the initiative now, they are really afraid that there will be no next time if they shoot this time.

Chu Yi was worried about Zhou Yunxiao.

Originally, it was agreed that he would go home for dinner, but upon seeing this, he had no choice but to let it go and get in the car to accompany him.

This made the director team very happy.

As the saying goes, there is never a losing banker.

The program group really understood the way of capitalists.Here is a banquet for guests, and there is also a live broadcast to earn a lot of traffic money.Now that he heard that Chu Yi was also coming together, he immediately sold him out.

Several people yelled hard in the live broadcast room.

The fans spread the word ten to ten, and the popularity of the live broadcast room reached tens of millions in a few moments.

When Chuyi and the others arrive at the place.

I saw a group of people enthusiastically holding their wine glasses and shouting: "Go one!!"

……

Live broadcast wine fight in a grand manner.

This broken live broadcast room really won't be blocked on the spot by the super management?

Chu Yi felt that the future of this live broadcast was uncertain.

But the barrage burst into cheers in an instant.

[Ah, ah, it's really Qinghui, the beauty! ! ! 】

[One day is like three autumns, beauty, I haven't seen you for decades! 】

[No, isn't this the last issue I haven't seen?As for? 】

[The single dog upstairs shut up, do you know what it means to "every second without you is suffering"?Climb, climb, beauties don’t care about that kind of bullshit, let’s post it]

Chu Yi was stuffed with a mobile phone by the program team, and Fei pulled him to say goodbye to the audience on the bullet screen.

He raised his eyes and saw the messy barrage, and choked up.After a while, I glanced in Zhou Yunxiao's direction: "Thank you, I have a master."

As soon as the words came out.

A barrage of "???" was swiped, and all of them exploded immediately.

The look he gave to the side just now was too explicit.

With such an undisguised action, even the dullest audience can understand who the "lord" in the phrase "there is a master" just now refers to.

[Brother Yun?Was the beauty secretly looking at my Brother Yun just now? 】

[Hurry up, where's the Sherlock Holmes fan?Who just saw where brother Yun is, quickly throw out the evidence and hit me hard in the face! 】

Zhou Yunxiao was originally "fighting wine" with someone at another table.

The show crew meant to pull him over for a cutscene, but Du Zinan pushed him to his side, holding up his mobile phone and saying, "Mr. Zhou, the fans said they want to see us take a photo together. How about it, mean to take a group photo?"

After this period of filming, Du Zinan was no longer afraid of Zhou Yunxiao.

He excitedly raised the phone up and adjusted the angle.But just happened to reveal Chu Yi who was sitting on the table not far away.

The fans squatting live on the forum were shocked at the time.

Absolutely, which Sherlock Holmes came up with the wicked idea? ?

This also works? ! !

In a few seconds.

The news spread quickly.

【Report report——I just saw it from Du Zinan, brother Yun!at--! 】

[Fucking sisters, hurry up, I'm so anxious to death]

[He is here!A table away from the beauty! ! ! (Super Loud)]

see this result.

The bullet screens suddenly became sour.

【Grass, I know】

[Sour, really a dog man]

[Damn it, I have a temporary arrangement as agreed and will not broadcast live recently]

[Understood, I understand, this dog man is out to anger his fans.Take a vacation for yourself and show off your affection: "I am such a dog that I can find beautiful women to love me"!It's a pity that our Yunduo is still a large group of singles, and we have lost fans! 】

【Thank you, I'm off the fan】

[Powder off, off powder +1]

Zhou Yunxiao was taking pictures with Du Zinan, and suddenly saw "I'm so mad at you dog man" in the live broadcast room.

He couldn't help but subconsciously frowned, and looked in Chu Yi's direction.

After the initial embarrassment, Chu Yi has calmed down now.

He pretended not to see the messy content on the barrage, just pretending that he was chatting with the students, and even calmly fought back and forth with this group of fans.

"Work? No, I'm still on vacation and I'm not bored."

"The show... I don't know if it will be recorded, but try my best. It depends on how the boss approves the leave. I'm a worker."

"If you're impressed... Well, everyone left a deep impression on me. It's amazing, so I won't brag about it one by one commercially. I really learned a lot, and everyone just understands it."

The barrage was amused by him and laughed wildly.

Even the pickiest of viewers couldn't help laughing along, enlivened by the down-to-earth chatter.

In previous variety shows, Chu Yi had always been the one who talked less.

Although there was Zhou Yunxiao at the side for comparison, it seemed that he was not so miserable.But compared to the other guest groups who have always been very good at talking, the group of him and Zhou Yunxiao can be regarded as cherishing words like gold.

There are few words, but every word is pearls.

Everyone originally thought that he would be the type who is hot on the outside and cold on the inside, with a more vicious tongue.Unexpectedly, when chatting in private, he was so obsessive, and he was as down-to-earth as an old surfer.

Damn, didn't you say you don't check Weibo!

Could it be that they are also secretly surfing!

This question was answered very quickly.

He unwrapped the barbecue that the waiter brought up, and unwrapped the skewers slowly: "Occasionally, I would check Weibo feeds, after all, there is someone at home who is not easy to worry about. If you speak online... my family has I have a little sister who is a good surfer. I learned all these words from her, and those of you who have younger sisters can also try."

???

No, we don't have sisters!

Everyone launched a furious emoji.

After a while, I quickly remembered and asked: [Beauty, beauty, would you like to tell me who this worry-free person is?The believer woman is willing to donate [-] catties of fat in exchange for a beautiful woman's sincere reply! 】

Who is it?

Who else, of course, is Mr. Zhou...

Chu Yi paused for a moment before she realized what she had inadvertently said just now.

His expression froze slowly, and his face was hot with embarrassment.He held back for a while, then stretched out his hand to the phone: "I've had enough time, I won't be broadcasting live tonight. Go and see other teachers, I still haven't eaten dinner, see you again when I have a chance."

[He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry, he's in a hurry! 】

【Hahahaha that man is indeed Zhou Yunxiao, hahahaha】

[I love it, I love it, which genius sister is asking me to give me a kiss]

[Beautiful but not yet talkative, she is also cute hahahahaha]

Seeing his reaction, Zhou Yunxiao thought he was being bullied by the barrage.

The frown couldn't help but deepened, and immediately got up and walked towards him.

Chu Yi was caught off guard, and he took away the mobile phone in front of him.

The camera shakes, and Zhou Yunxiao's cold face instantly appears in front of the audience in the live broadcast room.

Immediately, everyone was frightened and screamed "Aw".

dog man! !

Can you stop running out when they are teasing the beauties! !

Everyone was outraged.

Immediately picked up the keyboard, and cursed: [Dog man, don't come here! ! 】

Seeing these bullet screens, Zhou Yunxiao became more certain.

He slightly raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why can't I come over?"

[Understood, the dog man can't understand us teasing his wife, so he hastily came out to protect his wife]

【Brother, you were not as diligent as you are now when you received the award】

[Smelly man come a little later, you still look like my beauty is made to cry! ! 】

Seeing the barrage of complaints, Chu Yi became even more embarrassed.

The roots of his ears were burning red, so in order to hide his embarrassment, he had to rush down a big mouthful of cold water.

Just a mouthful of water.

He knew it was going to be bad.

After all, he wasn't sitting at a banquet table specially prepared for women, so don't bother with drinks.

The only thing that can be filled in a glass is of course liquor.

Chu Yi seldom touches alcohol, and her capacity for alcohol is not good either.

After swallowing this whole thing, my mind is completely dazed.

He covered his mouth, the white wine choked in his throat, and coughed reluctantly to spit it out.

Zhou Yunxiao saw the last sentence of the barrage, and immediately turned off the live broadcast with a dark face.He threw the phone aside, and was about to say a few words, when he turned around and saw Chu Yi grabbing the edge of the table, her finger bones turned white, and she was spitting wine into the trash can with her head down.

He froze for a moment, then quickly reached out to help him: "Chu Yi, Chu Yi...?"

Chu Yi reluctantly grabbed his hand and straightened up: "...It's okay, I just drank the wrong thing."

……

Drinking something wrong...?

Zhou Yunxiao subconsciously looked at the table.

But he saw a half-drunk cup placed in his hand, with a faint spicy wine aroma floating in the air.

Immediately, Zhou Yunxiao's mind also froze.

In my impression, Chu Yi never drank alcohol.After all, he is different from himself, he doesn't have any commercial entertainment, and there is no need to exercise his drinking capacity.

But this immediately leads to another problem.

After drinking such a big gulp of white wine... what will he look like in the future?

Zhou Yunxiao can only be thankful that he just took the opportunity to turn off the live broadcast.

Otherwise, if those fans see it, they don't know what kind of ghost it will be spread in the future.

He lowered his head and looked in Chu Yi's direction.

Sure enough, the blush that only existed at the base of the ear just now has gradually burned to the side of the neck.He barely covered his mouth, leaned on the table and panted slowly.The drunken flush that was visible to the naked eye crept up quietly, even the fingertips were slightly hot, and the nasal voice was thick.

"...Chu Yi?"

Zhou Yunxiao called him tentatively, never expecting him to be so immune to alcohol.Immediately his heart was pulled up: "Chu Yi, are you okay?"

Chu Yi nodded slowly, and let out a "huh" in a muffled voice.

He could feel his head swell up, hot and hot, and his temples throbbed.The aftermath of that mouthful of suffocation was so great that even the vision was a little dazed by the impact.

... If I had known earlier, I wouldn't have slapped my face to look fat.

Chu Yi thought vaguely, feeling extremely depressed.

The author has something to say:

Make up 3k7!

Brother Zhou: Wait, rival in love!

Brother Gu: ... (looks at sb)