Furball Breeding Rules

The light outside the window is bright. Although the heat of the sun cannot reach the room after being filtered by special glass, the mild sunlight still has a relatively large lethality on the mini hedgehog.

The thorn doesn't like strong bright light, it wobbled and ran forward, and the netizens who poured into the live broadcast room were already dizzy.

[I... giao, what kind of 5D vertigo perspective is this, it's shaking, shaking, lightly tap]

[The field of vision is low and narrow all of a sudden, hasn't His Majesty adjusted the live broadcast equipment? ]

[Your Majesty~ Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey.jpg]

There were too many viewers entering the live broadcast room in an instant, not to mention the crazy twitching and delay in the live broadcast room, the entire ns was stuck, causing many people to log in to ns and couldn't open the page, and some netizens who had already hung up in the live broadcast room were directly squeezed out by the jam.

Refresh again, and a 404 digital warning appears in the middle of the light screen page.

The live broadcast that has already been opened is also very stuck, the screen is jittery and blurred, and the delay is particularly high. The bullet screen sent out cannot be sent after pressing several times. All the words that floated over the screen were densely packed after a delay.

Netizens were quite dissatisfied.

[What's the matter, where is the maintenance staff, His Majesty opened the live broadcast platform for the first time, and it's so stretched, is the server room holding a barbecue party, the chassis is roasted? ]

[Stuck like this, it’s the same as not being able to log on to Jinjiang in the middle of the night, frantically refreshing the prompt code error, it’s so old, please change to a high-end server! ]

[Your Majesty, hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey saliva.jpg]

[Stop swiping and licking the drool in front of the screen, His Majesty hasn't come out yet, the air is delicious...]

[The light screen is full of bullet screens, what do you think, it's blocked, let's see Your Majesty first! ]

The barrage in the live broadcast room was noisy, and some netizens who successfully watched the live broadcast had already taken out another device to record and shoot the images in the live broadcast room, and posted live broadcasts on other social platforms.

The miniature patch-type camera was stuck on the forehead like a grain of peanut. After crawling for a while, it squatted on the floor, turned its head to look at the person by the window, and could only vaguely see a tall and vague silhouette.

The audience in front of the live broadcast saw the leg exposed in the camera as the hedgehog turned, and the comments immediately exploded.

[Ah, ah, I am familiar with this, this is His Majesty's leg! ]

[It turned out that we were watching the live broadcast from the perspective of the hedgehog]

[His Majesty's legs are drooling.jpg]

[Can you raise your head a little higher~]

[The people upstairs don't embarrass me! ]

Xiao Shen lowered his eyes, and the sashimi was lying on the floor without moving. He walked over and turned the little sashimi to the toy area.

Xiao Shen: "Why don't you continue walking?"

[This sound makes me lie down, comfort jpg]

[Seeing His Majesty's feet = seeing His Majesty's face, hehehehehehehehehehe saliva.jpg]

[You still have time to type?I'm already taking screenshots like crazy! ]

[Wait, what is this on the forehead? Is His Majesty stroking it with his hands? ]

[Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...]

The barrage area has begun to be shameless, adhering to the principle of harmonious speech, although it has started to perform with various dramas, but fortunately, the barrage language is still restrained.

Xiao Shen just turned on the live broadcast and didn't look at the video page in the center of the light screen. The densely rolling barrage made Secretary Li hold the light board to wipe his sweat.

However, he took a look and found that netizens did not dare to talk nonsense on the live broadcast platform, and the stone in his heart immediately fell back.

This live broadcast account is a new account just registered by Xiao Shen, the level is very low, and the avatar is blank by default.

As soon as the news of His Majesty's broadcast came out, the staff in the backstage had already added authentication to His Majesty's new account at high speed, and there were more than a dozen official administrators squatting in the live broadcast room to maintain the order of the barrage. It was sunny, dry and warm. In the afternoon, His Majesty's live broadcast took everyone by surprise.

After the keeper adjusted the direction, he tilted his head and continued to crawl forward slowly.

It was lazy, and stopped in place after walking for a while, Sashimi lay still on his stomach, and continued walking when he had enough.And the view of the audience is also because the hedgehog stops and goes, the sight is wobbly, and from time to time they collectively face the floor and stare blankly.

[...Ah, this, the point of view of the stab is really weak. ]

[I hit the ground on my face, uh, the floor is so hard. ]

Many viewers expressed that they were already too dizzy, and when the barrage area was so short and dizzy, their vision finally turned to the new adventure area exclusively for hedgehogs.

Thorn stopped at the entrance, raised his head hesitantly and looked up at the tall fake tree.

Mi Xiu hung several mealworm models from the fake tree in a wicked way, so Thorn didn't hesitate too long and set off in the direction of the simulated mealworm.

It stopped under the fake tree and circled towards a mealworm hanging down. The thorns stood up and almost touched the insect.So it was anxious, and struggled to stand up again, but it didn't touch it.

[The bug sticks to his face! ]

[Help, I'm so scared of these bugs that I'm going to suffocate...]

After repeated testing several times, the thorns on the back of the small thorns were completely erected and entered the state of preparation for battle.

Mi Xiu seemed to have calculated the distance that the hedgehog could reach. No matter how hard the hedgehog tried to straighten up, he almost missed the mealworm.

The live camera was shaken upside down, and the audience became dizzy again.

Thorn sulked, huddled in place and stared at the mealworm above his head.

The dizzy eyes of the audience stopped at the mealworm above their heads, and they were all speechless.

[Who arranged this toy area, specifically to make sure that the little thorns can't touch the thorns on purpose, right?]

[I feel sad for the thorn, the silly thorn is so foolish, this fake bug is not a real bug! ]

The thorns couldn't touch the mealworms, and they were annoyed and bored.It turned around and asked the breeder for help, with the tip of its small nose raised high and arched towards the mealworm.

Xiao Shen couldn't help laughing, and said in a low voice: "This is fake."

Having said that, take down the simulated mealworm and put it in front of the thorn.

[I'm so stupid, why is your majesty so spoiled? ? ? ! ! ]

[Your Majesty, while exposing the fake mealworms while fulfilling Thorn's wish, I'm just (&*#@*&!%^!]

Thorn crouched on the floor against the fake mealworm, which he already knew was fake.

The little bit of anger that came out suddenly released like water, and there was some confusion and shame after being cheated.

It arched the tip of its nose to imitate a mealworm, twisted its body, and buried its thorns in the hands of the breeder.

It's like seeking comfort from an adult when you are wronged.

Xiao Shen stroked the thorn on the small spine's forehead, and continued to explore forward with it.

The thorns crawled along the breath of the breeder, "crossing mountains and mountains" among the fake mountains and trees, sometimes the claws and jiojio got stuck in the gaps on the edge of the fake mountain, and they couldn't get out by themselves, so the breeder opened the gap in the mountain to correct it Let it move forward freely in any direction.

The perspective of the audience in the live broadcast room is either hitting a fake rock or hitting a tree stump. So far, they have learned for the first time that if a hedgehog is short-sighted, it is not a lie. Eye-catching.

Once you get tired and want to take a rest, a fat, soft and glutinous mealworm will appear on your head.

It sniffed with the tip of its nose, failed to resist the temptation of the breeder, and accepted the feeder's purposeful feeding.

When a worm swallows into the thorn's stomach, the breeder will put away the tweezers and stand in front of the thorn so that it can continue to move forward.

The thorn refused to move.

The breeder looked at it: "I have already eaten bugs."

prick:……

Well, breeders are really strict.

It has to walk over the worms it eats, otherwise the breeder will keep watching it, even though it is just a thorn.

Through racial differences, Xiaoci can actually feel the oppressive sense of tolerance in the breeder's eyes.

Thorn crawled forward slowly, Jio couldn't move his body anymore, passed the last rockery, his two little claws were immediately retracted into his belly, the black little bean stared at the floor, and his head gradually slid down.

[Are you tired? ]

[This perspective seems to be falling asleep. ]

[Little thorn is so delicate, have you walked five meters? ]

[Upstairs, don't be ignorant of flattery, it's obviously less than three meters. ]

[Hehehehehehehe, His Majesty is already helping me smooth out the thorns on my forehead, and I collapsed~]

Because the hedgehog was too tired, the thorns on his forehead felt a bit soft to the touch.

The sashimi whose head was touched stared at the keeper, stretched out his paws and jio, and kicked, the whole sashimi turned upside down and lay on the ground, the soft pink belly rose and fell rhythmically, and the camera angle was looking up at the sashimi The face of the Hurley Führer.

[Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ]

[Your Majesty is looking at me, so affectionate, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead! ]

His Majesty behind the camera, his eyes on a thorn can drown people.

Like light-colored blue waves rippling on the body.

The author has something to say:

Lazy thorn turned over and kicked jio~

Our little thorn just said that we love to eat fat (meal worms), and we may be addicted to lard residue when we become human in the future (no)

Typo to be fixed, thanks everyone!