After the love catastrophe, the emperor can't stop loving me

Not only is the scene familiar, but even the people in it, and the unspeakable silence, are also very familiar.

In the ear, only Si Ming was mocking, "Catch the traitor in the cage, hahaha."

I don't say it, I don't think it, I said it... Yunxi deeply felt that this situation and scene can indeed be photographed, and put it on the first edition of the Upper Realm as an unscrupulous headline.

The title is all thought out, just, male silent and female tears, fickle man keeps a charming outside room after marriage, feels tired and doesn't love, and spends gift money all due to his wife taking advantage of him.

Of course, if this develops like this, I should be in disheveled clothes now, hanging out with Bai Wuran, while Qing Zheng's wife has taken advantage of me, Lan, who is full of sorrow and resentment from her husband's cheating, and rushes over to slap him fiercely , so that his own mother couldn't tell that this was her son.

He also scolded angrily, "I really can't believe that you are such a heartless person."

But Qingjin is as indifferent as Qinglan, never even stepping on the threshold.

He just looked at the iron cage in silence for a moment, then looked at Yunxi, "Is this cage good for cultivation?"

It is worthy of being a fairy.

Break through the surface to see the essence.

Yun Xi suddenly realized that this cage used so many treasures, and the whole thing was overflowing with aura, it would not be an exaggeration to say that it is a spiritual weapon.

His Taoist companion is so caring, he even passed the steps down to his feet, it would be impolite not to walk more.

Yunxi cleared his throat politely, and then began to talk nonsense, "This cage gathers the aura of heaven and earth, absorbs the essence of the sun and the moon, and practicing in it can get twice the result with half the effort. As a teacher's wife, I am a half-mother. I haven't woken up yet, a loving mother's heart hurts a bit, so..."

Qing Lan nodded lightly and said, "This is very good."

He looked as usual, his fingertips had already been deeply embedded in the palm of Yun Xi's invisible wide sleeves.

But Yun Xi only looked at Qing Lan's clear eyes, under the slender and dark eyelashes, the eyes were calm and indifferent.

It seems to be fooled?

Relieved, Yunxi sighed again in grief.

He actually lied to Qing Lan.

Although it was a last resort... He is no longer the innocent boy he used to be.

Hey, this may be the world of adults, full of hardships and helplessness.

Yun Adult Xi Zheng sighed secretly, and then he heard Bai Wuran's tone with some surprise, "Is this cage for cultivation?"

Glancing at him, Yun Xiyu said earnestly, "Of course, I see that your cultivation speed is very slow, and you haven't finished reading a set of cheat books yet. As Alan's apprentice, how can you be so slack?"

He dragged Bai Wuran all the way, and the books in Bai Wuran's sleeve fell all the way, Yun Xi could see clearly that there were still many unopened books in that pile.

Bai Wuran seemed to be missing something: "...I see."

It's sad to see this little expression, it must be condemned by conscience because of slack.

Yun Xi hurriedly added to the flames: "So when you finish practicing the cheats, come out again, and don't disappoint my good intentions."

Turning her head again, Qing Lan has lightly lifted her footsteps, and she can only see her back.

After quickly exhorting Bai Wuran to ensure that Bai Wuran would not run around, Yun Xi quickly came out to chase Qing Lan.

In fact, there was no need to chase, Qing Lan didn't go far, she was just a few steps ahead.

When he came here, he was only thinking about Bai Wuran's seriousness, but when he looked again at this time, Yunxi realized that there was a huge peach forest growing here.

Or the peach grove here has not grown well, the flowering season has passed, but the leaves are not yet full, and it is bald with a bit of bleakness, all of which are stained on Qinglan's white dress that is like a pile of ice and snow.

The white clothes and wide sleeves are supported by two thin bones stretched like butterflies. When the wind blows, they look like a pair of wings that are about to fly.

Qing Lan looked like a big lonely white bird, and somehow seemed to be going away with the wind immediately.

With a beating heart, Yun Xi quickly ran over and took his hand.

Then I realized that Qing Lan didn't take the initiative to hold his hand...

Don't take the initiative to shake his hand now, what about in the future?

Maybe not to share the same bed, not to kiss!

They haven't… haven't done that kind of thing yet, so how can this move forward?

Yun Xi raised Qing Lan's hand in a panic, and it slid down with a light release.

Lift it up again, let it go, and then slide down again.

After repeating this several times, Qing Lan suddenly stopped, raised her eyes slightly, and asked, "Xi Xi, do you have something to say to me?"

Yun Xi asked uncertainly: "Say, what did you say?"

Qing Lan said lightly, "Anything, the cage just now, or something else..."

Is he doing something wrong?

Did he eat too much yesterday?

Yun Xi carefully checked Qing Lan's face, a little timid.

No matter what time it is, Qing Lan is faint, smiling faintly, dissatisfied faintly, as if everything is covered by an invisible layer of frost, but feel it carefully...

Yunxi felt that at this moment, Qing Lan was really suitable for pinching her waist and supporting the wall with red eyes, so she supported the wall with red eyes, imprisoned him in her arms, pinched his narrow waist with one hand, and then Say, man, give me a kiss and give you everything.

Being imaginative doesn't prevent him from catching Qinglan's dissatisfaction and depression after all.

With a touch of a tiger, and a hug that flew up, he hugged Qing Lan firmly.

Leaning next to Qing Lan's ear, Yun Xi felt very distressed: "A Lan, are you unhappy?"

The gloomy look in Qinglan's eyes dissipated slightly, and she was about to hug Yunxi back when she heard Yunxi say, "I see, if you want that cage too, I'll make it for you if you want it, and make one better than that cage." Even better and a beautiful cage."

Qing Lan: "..."

This is not necessary.

Qing Lan decisively broke Yun Xi's hand away. As a wolf clan, it was the first time in his life that he had the urge to bite someone.

But in the end, he couldn't eat it, not only didn't bite, but when Yunxi returned to Jialan Palace, he got the pile of purchased pastries to eat as promised.

And after seeing how Yunxi played the sound of "cracking, squeaking, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!" with those meals, Qing Lan also went to the meeting hall to meet the fairy master who was supposed to meet.

Qing Lan: "Last time, I said that the meeting of Taoist couples will be held after the big flower gathering?"

The Immortal Master respectfully said: "Yes, during the Dahua Gathering, hundreds of families of the Immortal Sect will send disciples to visit. Thousands of people gather together, and it is very lively. I respect the invitation card of the Taoist Companion Conference, and I will send the invitation letter to Dahua Gathering later. send together."

In a few months it will be a big flower gathering.

Qingyunmen has a small flower gathering every month, a medium flower gathering every ten days, and a big flower gathering every five years.

It is said to be a grand ceremony, but in Yunxi's words, the small flower gathering is the fight between the disciples of the fairy master himself, the middle flower gathering is the fighting between the disciples of different fairy masters, and the big flower gathering is the disciples of different sects Fight each other.

It's not important not to fight each other, what's important is to let everyone in the world know, but Yunxi...

Qing Lan was silent for a long time, and said: "This matter needs to be discussed again."

This surprised the Immortal Master. The Immortal Venerable has attached great importance to the Daoist Companion Conference these days. Everything is meticulous, very rigorous, and well-behaved. Why did it suddenly become a 're-discussion'?

He couldn't help but wonder whether the Taoist companion of the Immortal Master should not be favored by the Immortal Master.

Not only the Immortal Master doubted whether Yun Xi could not be favored by Qing Lan, Yun Xi himself also doubted.

Ever since Qing Lan came back after going down the mountain, he gradually realized that there seemed to be something wrong with Qing Lan.

Although I still want to give hugs and hugs, and to kiss and kiss, but...why don't I really give kisses?

Yun Xi especially likes to kiss Qing Lan. Qing Lan's lips are softer than the softest hibiscus cake, and tastier than the sweetest rose cake. When she smells it secretly from time to time, Qing Lan's ears will turn red quietly. Don't look up at him for a while.

How cute to be expressionlessly shy or something.

But now there is only deadpan.

Every time the stars twinkle and the windows are clear, Yun Xi can't help but look at Qing Lan, full of hints.

How suitable is a good night kiss before going to bed?

But he closed his eyes affectionately, and kissed the snow wolf's fluff.

Yunxi: ...

Then when the sun was shining and no one was around, Yun Xi slowly put down the script and sprinted quietly.

How suitable is a courtyard for an affectionate kiss?

But when he ran over, he became short, and the fat fox's claws couldn't reach anything.

Yunxi: ...

Once twice three times!

Many times, Yunxi couldn't bear it anymore, and finally in a noon when Qinglan was not around, she wrinkled her face fiercely and sneaked into Qinglan's study.

Si Ming's tone was sincere: "You look like a bad woman who is going to beat up your husband."

It's not too bad, they are all robbing husbands.

But after flipping through it angrily, Yun Xi didn't find anything.

The study room is like the autumn wind sweeping the fallen leaves. Yun Qiufeng Xi Wuneng was furious: "He must have practiced Buddhism behind my back. Where did Ah Lan hide the Dharma? Why did he practice Dharma? Why why?"

Si Ming: "..."

No face to look at.

Men with dissatisfaction are terrible.

The man who was dissatisfied with his desires searched everywhere for the Dharma, but he found an unexpected little book, which looked simple and shabby, and looked like some kind of terrific learning.

As soon as I opened it, oh, it's not a unique skill, but it's extinct.

This should be written by Qinglan's master or his father. The handwriting is wild, and the beginning is often a certain day in a certain year, followed by a scene, or on a stone or a bamboo forest or by a spring. The content of the book is uniform, only drinking.

There are also a few notes with teleportation symbols in it.

"Qingyun, Qingyun, are you asleep?"

"woke up."

"Okay, let's have a drink."

Or "Qingyun, where are you, Qingyun?"

"The hut."

"Hurry up, come and drink."

...

As expected of Qinglan's father and his master, this was like a blow to the head, knocking Yunxi from a wooden block to a wooden block with an open mind.

He finally remembered how many books related to alcohol he had read.

Is there a misunderstanding?

Let's have a drink and tell each other from the bottom of our hearts.

Want this or that?

Drinking wine, delirious.

All in all, wine is the guiding light and the cradle of love!

So Qing Lan didn't return for a moment, when she came back, she saw a whole yard of wine jars, neatly waiting for the king to return.

And Yun Xi sat in the middle, beckoning to him, "Alan, Alan, come and drink."

There has been no wine in Jialan Palace for many years, looking at the wine jars, a few traces of nostalgia flashed in Qinglan's eyes.

Back then, his father was too lazy to carry water, so he directly brewed milk powder with wine, and he was drunk for three whole days. Later, he found out that because of this, his master cut off his father's alcohol for three whole months.

But then, it’s time to drink or drink.

Qing Lan couldn't help asking: "...why drink?"

Yun Xi said, "Drink if you want."

To get him drunk, of course.

But Yun Xi has a thick skin now, and he can't even blush when he lies. He can't wait to raise his glass, "The moonlight is very good tonight, we want to toast the moon and the sun with a toast."

Respecting the stars and the dark clouds, even the cakes on the stone table on the ground, Qing Lan couldn't help asking: "Xi Xi, why don't you drink?"

Yunxi: "..."

good question.

He poked the tip of his nose in and sniffed.

The wine is like amber, it smells like flowers, not too pungent.

Qing Lan didn't get drunk after drinking so many jars, so the wine shouldn't be very intoxicating.

Thinking in this way, Yunxi's posture was chic, and he poured it into his mouth, feeling spontaneously depressed.

Then there was a "bang", my eyes went dark, and my forehead hurt.

Before falling into a chaotic dream, Yunxi's last thought was, this thing...it really works faster than a rat taking rat poison.

But Qing Lan was startled by this movement, and before she had time to help Yunxi up, Yunxi sat up quickly and "chuckled" herself.

His eyes were clear and his face was crimson. He stared straight at Qing Lan drunkenly, and his lips gradually pursed.

Qing Lan: "?"

In the next second, Yunxi burst into tears, "Don't you love me anymore, you scumbag!"

The author has something to say:

Ah Lan is not stupid, he stepped down the steps for Yun Zai, but Yun Zai...

Hey, there will be a big explosion to solve the misunderstanding, and then... and then...

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A certain light is resurrected with blood

Wangcai really directly affects my coding efficiency. I took it for vaccination the day before yesterday, and it gave me a bite of my finger, and it made me bloody...I...?I cried and said less for half an hour orz

Wangcai is no longer the little sweet boy he was when he first came here, he is now like a scumbag with sharp teeth, I have been abused by the scumbag hundreds of times, and I want to touch it...

I hate myself so much for being such a fool who can only cry!

(There will be a new cat at the end of the month. Others don’t want it. I’m going to ask for it. I just hope that I won’t be mixed and doubled by two cats...)

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