After the love catastrophe, the emperor can't stop loving me

Si Ming said it was normal, after all, "Xi Xi, you may not know that foxes crawl on the ground."

That's right, this time, Yunxi is the very important fox in the storybook. It stands to reason that he should be as beautiful as a fairy and extremely charming. After all, Emperor Qinghua's appearance is like a flower of Gaoling Cold and arrogant, and how clear it is, just think about it to the extent that it can dump one.

But Yunxi, with just one glance, completely confused Bai Yueguang, who was used to seeing the cold and desolate immortals, and with two glances, Bai Yueguang didn't even want his master, and followed him every day to feed him roast chicken.

…So looking at her fluffy paws, Yun Xi refused from the bottom of her heart, "You must be an ass to me, I can still tell the difference between a fox and a vixen, the fox is the one who crawls on the ground, and the vixen will Let's go, maybe..."

The beautiful amber eyes were wide open, and Yunxi was shocked, "Are you so serious? I can't do interracial love!"

Si Ming: "..."

Si Ming tried to convince people with reasoning: "A fox is born a fox, but a vixen is not born a vixen. Although you will indeed be a vixen then, you are not a vixen now."

Yunxi: "?"

Tongue twister? This is it?

Si Ming was very sincere, "Xi Xi, you have to know that no matter you are a human or a fox, you must be diligent and conscientious. You are a fox, how can you become a vixen if you don't practice?"

Oh.

I understand this sentence.

It means that he is a fox who has not yet cultivated into a vixen.

Silently lowering her head, licking Fenfen's nose, Yunxi couldn't believe it: "So I still want to practice? When will I be able to become a vixen?"

Si Ming nodded, and said in a teachable tone, "You only need to practice for ten years to become a vixen."

Of course, ten years is also the result of Si Ming's careful calculation. He doesn't want Yunxi to be like the previous life, just going to seduce the emperor just because he is a person.

That time was fine, and the mishaps counted as the doom of Qing Hengzhi's eternal loss of love, but if he did it again indiscriminately,

Now, even if Yun Xi wanted to hook up randomly, he couldn't.

Yunxi licked his paws, even more unbelievable, "So I have been practicing for ten years, just to let the emperor stab me to death with a sword?"

He fell back and spread it into a fox cake. The whole fox felt bad, "I won't come, I won't come here, I refuse."

Si Ming rubbed his hands, squatted down next to Yun Xi, "How could it be, your vitality is tenacious, you were not stabbed to death in the episode, but escaped with serious injuries."

Yunxi: "...Zawba, don't come."

He turned around roundly, with his ears flattened, refusing to communicate.

Si Ming cleared his throat and started again, "Xi Xi, you are stupid, think about what I told you, you are clearly at the top of the food chain."

One ear stood up quietly.

Si Ming continued: "The Emperor likes Bai Yueguang, Bai Yueguang likes you, what are you afraid of, you don't need to move anything, the nature that likes you drives you."

The other ear also stood up quietly.

Yunxi didn't realize how familiar Si Ming's tone was, on the contrary, he also began to think seriously.

Si Ming never collected that piece of memory, so he can allow him to reflect on that piece of the past carefully like an outsider.

After carefully summarizing the reasons for the failure, Yun Xi said forcefully, "This time, I will definitely not improvise!"

He will follow the instructions given by Si Ming to hook up with Bai Yueguang, and then see how Xianzun loves his man but can't ask for it, how he tosses and turns, and pretends to be indifferent to cover up his heartbreak!

Is there anything in the world that is more painful than watching the person you love have a lover? !

Is there anything in the world that is more painful than watching the one you love with the one you love and the one you love? !

The emperor will definitely cry bitterly, and the tears will flow like a river!

ah!A bright future is waving to him right in front of us!

Si Ming: "..."

He just watched as Yun Xi finished persuading himself, and after persuading and persuading, he burst out laughing.

After a pause of laughter, a burst of thunder came from Yunxi's belly.

Chirping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping, ping.

Yunxi: "...I'm hungry."

So, before how to find Bai Yueguang, how to cheat the emperor, how to hook them up and set off a bloody storm, more realistic problems are in front of us.

--What to eat tonight.

Seeing the surrounding barren mountains and wild ridges, and looking at the small mountain village where only a sliver of human habitation can be seen in the distance, Yun Xi decided to use local materials and catch some wild animals to eat.

When he was a rock, he knew instinctively how to roll among the rocks and avoid being eroded by wind and rain.

When he was the richest man, he also instinctively knew how to pick out the most expensive items at a glance, and eat, drink and have fun.

By analogy, he is a fox now, and it is not a problem at all to catch some rabbits, pheasants, and so on.

Then Yunxi stretched out his claws and stroked the fluff on his chest, shook his feet, and was about to set off.

...and then it turns out that things like instinct are too mysterious and useless.

Yunxi spread out into a panting ball of fox cakes, the conscience of heaven and earth, it never thought that the rabbit could run so fast.

Whoosh, it's gone.

Of course, Si Ming didn't expect that for five or six days, Yun Xi didn't even eat a single rabbit hair.

Then again, on a dark and windy night, Yunxi walked into the small mountain village on tiptoe.

By the way, I touched the chicken coop of a farmer's house.

As a fox, you just want to steal chickens, which is quite normal.

Yunxi cheered himself up while comforting himself, when he gets rich in the future, if he steals a chicken, he will return at least five to your family!

Oh no, ten!

But he couldn't steal it. After seeing the swiftness of the rabbit's legs and feet, Yunxi saw the ferocity of the hen's sharp beak.

He was nagged.

If it weren't for running fast, the tail hair would be gone.

Yunxi nestled in any corner at random, feeling so hungry that he was about to faint. He finally understood why Si Ming said at the beginning that his vitality was tenacious, and he would not die of starvation after more than ten days of starvation.

Good guy, is he going to starve like this for ten years, until Bai Yueguang comes to meet him?

Could it be that he still has to eat the chicken that Bai Yueguang roasted for him?

No, Yunxi refused.

Immediately afterwards, Yun Xi snatched the candied haws from the children on the side of the road.

It can't be considered a robbery, it should be called a reward.

Yunxi met the child the day after he was nagged by the chicken.

The child was dirty and thin, he was the most typical little beggar, with rags rolled up on his body, and his face was so muddy that he couldn't see clearly, well, Yunxi thought it was more like two hairs growing on the mud. One eye and one mouth.

The little beggar looked like a bully at first glance, and as expected, he was bullied. A group of well-dressed and arrogant fools dragged him into the alley like a dead dog.

Coincidentally, there was a hungry and suffocating Yun Fox Xi in that alley.

Yun Xi was so hungry that his eyes were glowing green, and he was aiming at the money bags of those foolish boys, but after they punched the beggars on the ground without knowing how hard they were, they aimed at their heads.

I saw a nimble leap, a handsome red fox landed like a ball of fire, and then gracefully raised its claws, Bangbang punched.

Bang bang bang is two punches.

Bang bang bang is three punches.

...

The above is Yunxi's self-imagination.

The fact is that in the end, he escaped from the sky by running with the little beggar in his mouth and almost dying by relying on the leg strength he had developed after chasing the rabbit for four or five days.

Clutching her big fluffy tail, Yunxi felt that this was not Emperor Qinghua's catastrophe, but his catastrophe.

Then after a day of stalling, the little beggar went out and came back again, holding a not-so-good-looking candied haws in his hand.

The little beggar squatted in front of Yunxi, and poked his nostril with his little finger.

Yun Xi groaned, opened his eyes again, and gnawed on the bright red candied haws in one mouthful.

Seeing that the little beggar was robbed of candied haws voluntarily, Yun Xiyuan affectionately called him voluntarily robbed.

Voluntarily being robbed is not only voluntarily being robbed of candied haws, but also voluntarily contributing his dirty little quilt.

On the tenth night of coming to this storybook, Yunxi finally had a quilt and a human cushion.

But voluntary being robbed does not bring back candied haws every day.

Yun Xi is a fox who is not suitable for staying in the mountain village.

Maybe it's because his figure is too fit and sturdy, his hair is too smooth and beautiful, and his appearance is too chic and attractive. Whenever he walks on the road, he can always feel the coveted eyes of the people around him.

Hey, it's a mistake to be too attractive, a fox like him, it's better not to cause harm to the world too early.

With such regret and a grumbling stomach, Yunxi sadly returned to the mountain, ready to wait for the rabbit.

Before the rabbit came, Si Ming came first.

Seeing him huddled into a fox ball and sitting on the top of the mountain, Si Ming couldn't help asking: "What are you doing?"

Yunxi said weakly, "I'm eating."

Si Ming: "?"

Yunxi opened her mouth wide "ah", "I'm drinking Dongfeng."

After a while, he opened his mouth wide again to the west, "I'm drinking the west wind."

After a while, he opened his mouth to the north, "I'm drinking the north wind."

After a while, he opened his mouth to the south, "I'm drinking the south wind."

...and the southeast wind, northeast wind, northwest wind, and southwest wind. After drinking all of them, Yunxi finally shut up, "I'm full today, save some, and drink it tomorrow."

Si Ming: "..."

Si Ming really didn't expect Yun Xi to be so miserable.

If this continues, even if you don't starve to death, you will be hungry... It seems that you are already hungry.

Si Ming hesitated a bit, but still said: "In fact, after three days, Xianzun will pick up the great apprentice in the mountain town five miles away."

That is Bai Yueguang.

There is no role for Yunxi in this book. At the beginning of everything, like in many stories, the kind-hearted fairy traveled abroad and picked up a dying child back home.

But now kids can become kids and foxes!

Yunxi was agitated, and when he got up, he was shaking his hair.

He decided to temporarily adjust his hookup plan, after all, love at first sight is outdated!

He is willing to take the childhood sweetheart route with Bai Yueguang!He is willing to love his childhood sweetheart for a long time!

Thinking about it again, the emperor is willing to pick up even the child, so the fox must be able to pick it up, right?

He didn't believe it. Can anyone refuse a little fox that can meow?

The author has something to say:

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