After the love catastrophe, the emperor can't stop loving me

Yunxi's surname is Yunxi, and all the gods who are close to him call him Xixi, but it may be because he hates Bai Jiu, and he always feels that this person calling him like this is laughing at him.

He stepped back decisively, and said vigilantly, "What can you do with me?"

Bai Wuya managed to stabilize his figure which was swaying from side to side in the wind, and looked at him with a twinkle, "I heard that you are against Qing Hengzhi today..."

That little figure who wanted to say something but was ashamed, that dejected and sad words, tsk tsk tsk, coupled with that elegant figure standing among the bleak withered leaves, if he didn't know that Qing Heng was in his picture In short, Yunxi really thought how affectionate he was for her.

But even so, who would be willing to let such a beauty cry secretly?

Yunxi is not an ordinary person, he is willing, very willing, if Si Ming hadn't howled desperately in his ear to let him maintain his basic personality anyway, he would even have wanted to fly a kite on the spot.

Bai Kite Wuya was still waiting sadly for his explanation.

Yun Xi explained with great pain: "Yes, I made a move to Qing Heng today, kissed several times, and made an appointment. I will marry and go home in a few days."

Bai Wuya covered his heart, his face became paler, "Xi Xi, I know you are angry with me, but no matter how angry you are, how can you..."

Yun Xi also covered her heart and squeezed her throat: "Wu Wu, don't think too much, how could I be angry with you?"

Bai Wuya: "..."

Bai Wuya's eyes flickered slightly, Yunxi accurately caught the annoyance flashing on his face, and subconsciously wanted to hide back.

Every time this stinky bird wants to nudge someone, it must first do this virtue... Don't ask, if you ask, you will be afraid of being nagged.

Bai Wuya lowered his eyes, "Xixi, I originally had intentions for you, but you already have a marriage contract, so how can I befriend you without distraction? I...I I wanted to wait until you divorced before I told you, but..."

This is said, as if he is going to marry himself after retiring.

But as far as Yunxi knew, before deciding to get engaged to Qing Hengzhi, Yunxi's father sent someone to the White Mansion to find out.

Bai Wuya's family really didn't show any sympathy, inside and out they said that he was going to become an official, and in the open and in the dark it was that Yunxi was mentally incompetent and not worthy of the most intelligent son of their family.

Pretentious, old bad old bad.

Yun Xi complained inwardly, but acted surprised, "Really? Really? Are you serious about me...?"

Bai Wuya's tears gleamed, and a trace of disgust flashed across his autumn-like eyes, but his tone was gentle: "Of course it's true, I thought you knew it, that's why..."

Yun Xi quickly leaned forward, "Wu Wu, then why do you cry so reservedly when you like me so much?"

Bai Wuya: "...?"

Yunxi was puzzled: "Mother said that if the person you like is with someone else, the one who is left behind will definitely cry. Why didn't you shed tears? If you don't cry, you must not like me."

Bai Wuya: "???"

like you?Do you deserve it?

If you want him to cry, just make do with it.

Bai Wuya was extremely impatient, but Yunxi looked at him wanting to cry, with a look of "Look, you really don't like me".

He turned his face away, and as soon as he let go, he turned around and ran away crying.

This fool had a good appearance, with pouty baby cheeks, but handsome eyes. When he looked at him seriously, his eyes became bigger and more aggrieved, which overwhelmed the original stupidity and added some Clean and immature youthful breath.

Facing those clear eyes, Bai Wuya felt guilty for the first time in his life, he pursed his lips, "Silly Xixi, why didn't I cry, I cried very sadly."

...

Dazed and heartbroken for a long time, Bai Wuya finally couldn't help calling a stop, he asked: "Xi Xi, it's dark, aren't you cold?"

Yunxi said affectionately: "Why is it cold? When I saw you, I felt hot all over and stretched my limbs. Let alone the sky is already dark, it's fine to stay here until dawn."

Of course he can, anyway, he wears a lot.

It was late autumn, and Yunxi felt chilly when he came out, so he added a coat and deliberately added a cloak, but Bai Wuya was only wearing a thin white shirt, standing in the bleak autumn wind, it was better at first, night When the wind blows, it almost shakes into a bamboo sieve.

Getting close, Yun Xi could clearly hear the man's teeth trembling.

It's right to be cold, you will be frozen to death, you bad-hearted son of a bitch, seeing Bai Wuya's eyes on his shoulders, Yun Xi tucked his cape tighter.

The two of them complained to each other until it was dark, and Yun Xi just let Bai Wuya go without hesitation.

He hummed a little tune and walked back, procrastinating for three steps and turning his head, he kept promising: "Wuwu, you wait, since you told me, I will definitely resign and marry you again, you have to believe me, We have a pair of winged birds in the sky, and a pair of landlubbers on the ground, we are a couple of gods and gods created in heaven!"

Retire a woolen ball, marry you a woolly ball, Yunxi doesn't want to see the two of them get together and work together.

After stealing a few moments of laughter, he ran into his own father head-on.

Master Yun stretched out his hand and grabbed Yunxi by the back collar and walked towards the wing room. He hated that iron could not be made into steel, "Are you going to see Bai Wuya again?"

Yun Xi: "Yes."

When these two words came out, Master Yun felt that his hair would turn gray again.

Master Yun was so angry that his beard was shaking, "You good-for-nothing bastard, bastard Wang Bagao, you only touched and kissed Hengzhi at noon, and now you just saw that vixen, and lost your soul again. ?”

Yun Xi helped his father to the chair and sat down. After thinking about it carefully, he didn't understand: "Why in this sentence, only Qing Hengzhi is a person?"

Master Yun: "...you bastard who can't grasp the point!"

He was about to pass out, half because of this careless stupid son, and half because of that white vixen.

Master Yun doesn't like Bai Wuya, as much as Yunxi likes it, Master Yun doesn't like it.

It's not because he is so smart that he can see whether that person is good or bad, but he just doesn't want his heart and soul to be ruined by others.No matter how stupid Yun Xi is, he is still his son after all, his parents love him, let alone a fool, even if he is a papa, in their eyes, he is also a golden and fragrant papa.

Master Yun is angry, but anger has become a habit, and he can gradually regulate himself.

He took a few deep breaths, and finally softened his tone, "My son, Dad knows that you like him, but today you have made an appointment with Hengzhi in public today, and with Qing Hengzhi, you can no longer like Bai Bai." There is no end."

Yunxi was shocked: "I don't like Bai Wuya for a long time."

Master Yun: "...then today are you...?"

Yunxi opened his mouth to talk nonsense, and he said seriously: "I am kindly inviting him to my wedding banquet. I used to play with him because he was good-looking, but today I found out that Qing Heng is even better-looking."

Master Yun: "..."

Although it is undeniable that this is the fact that Qing Hengzhi does look much better than Bai Wuya, but he was still surprised by his son's undisguised scum.

Master Yun used to only think about how to find a good man to take care of his son, hoping that someone would treat him well in a hundred years, but now he suddenly woke up, his son might not be a good man.

He...he is sorry for that child Hengzhi!

Yun Xiyou was chasing after the victory, "Father, so when can I marry Qing Hengzhi into the family? He is beautiful and I want to watch him every day."

Master Yun: "...Ah cough, don't be in a hurry..."

Yun Xi: "Father, how is tomorrow?"

Master Yun: "..."

Tomorrow is impossible, except for the rites of life and burial, they will also get married, and this matter needs to be negotiated carefully.

But Yunxi didn't understand the rules of the world, so he was eager to marry the emperor and bully him every day.

Ever since, from that day on, Master Yun was surprised to find that his son suddenly stopped going out to make trouble, and started making trouble with him instead.

Turning her head, Yunxi asked: "Father, can I marry Qing Hengzhi tomorrow?"

Turning his head, Yunxi asked, "Father, can I marry Qing Hengzhi tomorrow?"

Turning her head three times, Yunxi asked: "Father, can I marry Qing Hengzhi tomorrow?"

...

Master Yun didn't dare to turn his head.

His son is like an old woman who is nearly fifty years old and has never been married. She hates marriage and weeps ghosts and gods.

At the end of the month, Master Yun couldn't stand it any longer. In the afternoon, he looked helplessly at Shang Yunxi's doggy gaze, and sighed, "Cui Hong, go ask Qing's family, the tenth day of next month is a suitable marriage partner." Have a good day?"

The old lady Qing is fast, but within two hours, the girl came back and said, "The Qing family has accepted, and it is indeed a good day."

Yunxi cheered immediately, "Father, can we print invitations?"

Master Yun sighed: "Yes, you son of a bitch."

Just waiting for this, Yun Xi hurriedly called someone over, "Quick, the first invitation must be sent to the White Mansion."

Master Yun: "..."

Ever since the invitation was issued and the date of marriage was set, Yunxi never went out again.

Don't go to anyone's invitation, asking is self-cultivation and preparation for marriage... Well, in fact, it is because of fear of being beaten.

Qing Hengzhi definitely doesn't want to marry him, and Bai Wuya definitely doesn't want Qing Hengzhi to marry him. If they go out to talk to him and they can't reach an agreement, how about putting him in a sack?

Si Ming said: "You think too much."

Yun Xisha has something to say: "Don't be afraid of ten thousand, just in case."

He is always a good and playful example, every time he gets angry with someone, he sticks in his own nest, if he is pulled out, he simply turns back into his original body, anyway, his skin is thick, and it doesn't itch or hurt when hit by Tianlei.

But people with mortal bodies are not willing to take such a risk.

And this squatting at home made Bai Wuya and Qing Hengzhi really helpless, no matter how much trouble they had to do, their opponents had to come out.

Yun Xi didn't go out, but kept his ears all over the place.

There is a word in one ear: "Master, the young master of the Bai family went to Fengming Temple yesterday, and brought a box of gold to ask the master to tell the fortune, and asked him to say that the stars will change next month and the moon is not suitable for marriage. If you insist on getting married, the couple will die. One injury cannot end well.”

Yunxi made a decisive decision and ordered two boxes of gold to be dropped remotely.

In the early morning of the second day, I heard the sound of selling red paper and red silk in the street, and the price was quite expensive.

Because Master Ren said that every day from the first month to the fifteenth day of next month is an auspicious day for marriage, as long as the couple gets married at that time, they will be able to raise their eyebrows and have a full moon and grow old together with one heart and one mind.

After a while, the first ear said again: "Zhuangyuan Lang went to the Taifu's residence and wanted to ask the Taifu to come forward and talk about it."

It's terrible, no matter whether it's in the court or in the market, no one can compete with the Taifu, and it's not the other way around. Purpose never shuts up.

Yunxi packed his parents and sent him to play in the western suburbs Zhuangzi overnight, but he pretended to be sick for a week in a row, making the old man really sick.

Until half a month before getting married, Bai Wuya couldn't take it anymore and came to the door directly.

Yunxi didn't see him, so he asked the girl to go out and say that he vomited profusely after eating poisonous mushrooms by mistake.

One week before the wedding, Qing Hengzhi couldn't stand it any longer and wanted to come over.

I didn't see it either, let the girl say that he accidentally ate poisonous mushrooms and vomited.

The two were delivering medicine and persuading the doctor, but Yun Xi said that he would not go out, so he lay on the fence and watched them come and go, come and go.

The author has something to say:

Qing Hengzhi: Danger, danger, danger

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