I'm bent when dressed as a woman's boss

Liu Xuan remembered that he had read a novel yesterday, the novel was not long, about 30 to [-] words.But he didn't finish it, only the beginning and the end.

The title of the book is "Happy Journey", and it looks...boring, reminding him of the pain of memorizing texts while studying.

He didn't know why he was cramping, maybe it was because of the famous saying "Kun is so big that it can't be stewed in a pot", so he clicked on it with a shake of his hand.

The protagonist's name is actually Liu Xuan, who has the same name as him, which is very good and has a sense of substitution.

The beginning of the novel——

Military officer Liu Xuan went to drink at the home of his superior, Yuan Xiao, and met a sick beauty.The sick beauty wanted to compete with him, but Liu Xuan underestimated the enemy and lost to her.

This sick beauty is called Yuan Suwen, and the weapon she uses is an iron pipa.

There is nothing to doubt, he came through this book.

It's fine to wear a book, but the problem is, this book is very cheating!

The sick beauty has always had a crush on the protagonist, and she wanted to get his attention by competing with him.All kinds of coincidences are created in the following, and they secretly create a sense of presence in front of the protagonist.

Can the protagonist refuse such a delicate and weak girl who is easy to push down (heavy fog)?of course not!

The two are getting better, and the protagonist also plans to propose marriage to the boss to marry the sick beauty.

Then came the orgasm... and he went limp.

This girl is a fucking man!

The protagonist was also fooled, scolding the women's clothing boss for deceiving feelings, being unreasonable, perverted and shameless!

At that time, Liu Xuan wanted to send the blade to the author, so he was angry and gave a bad review.

"Won't your conscience hurt the author? After reading it for a long time, you told me that the heroine is a man disguised as a woman. I was frightened and wilted, okay?"

He didn't read the rest of the content, so he skipped to the end and glanced at it. The ending was very nice.

The drag queen is dead.

The protagonist was hunted down by the villain, seeing that he could not escape, he simply committed suicide.

A scene that impressed him deeply was that Yuan Su begged the protagonist before he died, "Can you tell me that you love me, even if you lie to me, it doesn't matter."

In the end, the male lead was a straight man with a single muscle, and he refused to lie to him, so he just held back and didn't say anything.

Seeing it really made Liu Xuan angry, "What will happen if you lie to him? Everyone is going to die!"

But fortunately, he has a big heart, and he forgot about the book after reading the ending.

Then I went out to have a barbecue with my roommates, drank two bottles of beer, and my brain was broken... When I woke up, I was transmigrated into the book.

Could it be that he was punished because he left a bad review for the author?

Judging by the current situation, the big boss of women's clothing hasn't lost his horse yet!Then can he still break up with the women's clothing boss?He's straight.

As soon as Liu Xuan thought of the ending, he panicked. He dressed as the protagonist in the abuse novel, can he still survive?

From the current point of view, the protagonist with strong force cannot escape the pursuit of the villain.Who can beat him, a 21st-century nerd who is out of breath after running for a few steps?

If the villain would just send some cannon fodder, he would just kneel down and beg for mercy.

After recognizing his situation, Liu Xuan silently wiped away the nosebleed, rushed over and hugged Yuan Su and asked, "I was wrong, I'm really not your opponent, let's stop the martial arts competition, okay?"

He was afraid that if Yuan Suwen fiddled with the iron pipa a few more times, he would die.

Yuan Su asked how could he get angry when he hugged her so eagerly, his face was flushed, and the tips of his ears were hot.

"Then, Liu Lang, aren't you... going home?"

"No, I won't even if you kill me. I'll be here with you all day today."

"Then what happened yesterday... aren't you angry anymore?"

Ah, what happened yesterday?Forget about him, coax the good people first and then say, "Don't get angry or get angry, how can I be willing to be angry with you."

Shao Yaohua smiled and clapped her hands, "Okay, okay, you are finally reconciled, so I am relieved."

Liu Xuan also remembered the identity of Shaoyaohua at this time.

Her name is Hong Shao, she likes to wear bright red clothes the most, she is an upright lady who does not sell herself, and is also Yuan Suwen's close friend.

He remembered that this person had appeared at the end, and it seemed that he was also dead.

This is not a martial arts novel, it is clearly "No Survival"!

"Sister Hong Shao, you are really a good person..." So it is best to stay away from Yuan Suwen, otherwise you will become unlucky.

Hong Shao looked at him with a smile, "Then you guys talk first, I won't be here to bother you."

She left the room and closed the door very understandingly.

Fortunately, this is still the beginning of the plot, Liu Xuan still knows a little bit, the protagonist and Yuan Su are friends, and they have been using Hong Shao's house to cover private meetings.

But the protagonist is a gentleman, and Yuan Suwen is also a big boss in women's clothing, so I dare not get too close to him.The private meeting between the two is really just about chatting and nothing else.

So Liu Xuan is not too worried about being alone with the women's clothing boss.

Anyway, Yuan Suwen didn't dare to reveal her identity, and she wouldn't do anything too intimate... Maybe.

He sat back on the chair again, and when he was thinking about whether there was any way to get rid of the women's big guy without being beaten by him, he felt his legs sink——

Yuan Suwen put aside the iron pipa in his hand, and the person followed him and sat on his lap!

Ma Dan, it's not too intimate as promised, that's not how the novel is written.

In the end, Yuan Suwen was afraid that sitting on his lap would not be enough stimulation, so she shrank into his arms and pressed against his chest tightly.

Smelling the faint fragrance from the beauty's body, Liu Xuan's heartbeat immediately accelerated to bursting speed.

It seems that somewhere in the body is about to move.

It's not his fault, he's really a straight man, it's just that the master of women's clothing is too skillful, no matter how he looks, he looks like a soft girl.

With a beauty in your arms, who can control it?He is not Liu Xiahui.

Yuan Suwen put his arm around his neck, pressed his soft face against his chin, and said softly: "Liu Lang, let's not quarrel in the future, okay?"

Liu Xuan clamped his legs in embarrassment, "Speak well, don't sit on my lap, okay? This position is a bit...too dangerous..."

He is a hot-blooded young man in his early twenties, he really can't stand it, don't test his humanity.

Yuan Suwen's light-colored eyes were rippling, and he looked at him tenderly, "You don't like me hugging you like this? Or do you not like me anymore?"

"No, no, I didn't mean that. The key is that we... unmarried men and women are unmarried, so it's not good to hug like this..."

Even if you are not a woman, we are still ancients, you shouldn't be so open-minded.

No, this is a martial arts novel, cuddling is nothing, there are people who are drugged and mess with their own sisters!

Liu Xuan wanted to cry a little bit, he is really a straight man, why did God send such a monstrous figure dressed in women's clothes to torture him.

"What's wrong, I like you, and you like me too, let's do something happy, okay?"

Happy things? What happy things, please make it clear, it's not what he thought, right?Isn't his thinking a bit too dirty?

But soon, he knew that it wasn't that he was too filthy, but that the other party... really meant what he thought.

Liu Xuan is in the loop, this plot is going a bit wrong, what about your morals, big lady dresser?

Stop it quickly, I'm really a bad person with no concentration, and I can't stand the test.

He didn't dare to move at all, because the biggest weakness in his whole body had completely fallen into Yuan Suwen's hands.

Through the soft cloth, the fingers are soft and warm.

Liu Xuan's body was stiff, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead. He felt that it was not good.

Yuan Suwen pursed her lips slightly, her slender eyelashes fluttered like a fluttering butterfly.

He pressed against Liu Xuan's ear, and spoke softly, "Brother Xuan, I'm so happy, you have feelings for me..., let me serve you, okay?"

Holy crap, he was called Liu Lang just now, but now he is brother Cheng Xuan?

It has to be said that the false voice of the big guy in women's clothing is so beautiful that his ears are numb when he hears Brother Xuan.

Liu Xuan looked down at him, a beautiful face blushed, completely covering up the sickly whiteness on the original cheeks.

He put his hand on Yuan Suwen's shoulder, and then pushed him hard, pushing him off his body.

"No!" Even if he is a chick who has been single for more than 20 years, he is still a chick with integrity!

Yuan Suwen was pushed away by him, her blushing face instantly turned extremely pale, her lips trembled slightly, "Why? Do you think I'm too promiscuous?"

Seeing his sad look, Liu Xuan felt a little uncomfortable.

He sighed silently in his heart, why do men make things difficult for men, I don't want to fight bayonet with you, so... let's go to sleep.

"Of course not, why would I think of you like this. It's just this kind of thing, we should wait until we get married—" Liu Xuan paused, and when he saw Yuan Su asking, he cried.

Crystal tears flowed from the eyes, silently, but more shocking than any sound.

Yuan Suwen covered half of his face with his hand, closed his eyes, but the corners of his mouth curled up, and he smiled heart-stirringly.

His voice was faint, but there was an indescribable pain hidden, "Get married, you want to marry me? You said yesterday that you were going to propose marriage to Uncle Yuan, but I didn't allow you to go, and you got very angry because of this! "

Yuan Suwen put down his hands covering his face, his pure black eyes had faded, "Liu Xuan, I can't marry you, and I won't marry you. If I say this, will you still be with me?"

Cuscuta, he is a dodder, if it loses something to cling to, it will quickly wither and wither.

Liu Xuan's heart tightened, and he suddenly remembered the ending that belonged to Yuan Suwen.

How should he answer? Just like the protagonist, he insisted on getting married and proposed marriage to Yuan Xiaozhi.

As a result, the female costume boss fell off the horse on the spot, and the tragedy was comparable to the scene of a car accident.

Even if he did this, he could get rid of Yuan Suwen in an open and honest manner, and maybe he could escape that tragic ending.

But what about Yuan Su's question?What should he do?

Liu Xuan remembers that in the novel, he has always been sick and melancholy, and it seems that he is rarely really happy.

Even in front of the protagonist, when he smiles, it's a shallow smile, a wry smile, never presumptuous, and the fear in his heart is more than joy.

He walked on thin ice and approached the protagonist cautiously, but had to keep a distance from him.

Later, the lie was exposed, the protagonist didn't understand him, misunderstood him, and just wanted to get him back on track.At that time, how desperate should he be?

And then what?he does not know.

It's just that in the ending, Yuan Suwen's pale face, humble and pitiful, begged the protagonist to lie to him and say a false "I love you".

Just one sentence is enough.

It's a pity that the protagonist refuses to say, he refuses to lie to this poor man who is about to die.

Yuan Suwen died with regret and resentment. He died with regret and hatred for life.

Liu Xuan looked at the beauty's haggard face, but still couldn't hold back, and put his sinful paws on it.

His skin is cold, soft and delicate, his face is so small that most of his face can be covered with one palm.

From the gap between his fingers, Liu Xuan saw his surprised and joyful eyes, timidly, with a hint of humble pleading.

Liu Xuan sighed, "If you don't want to get married, then don't get married, I can wait for you." He really couldn't bear to see the beauty sad.

Yuan Suwen's cheeks flushed a little, he closed his eyes, shook his head slightly, and rubbed against the palm of his hand.

Like a pitiful kitten, Liu Xuan's heart has turned into a cute one.

With such a beautiful woman, how can the protagonist not be moved... Oh, he is a straight man, so forget it.

"Brother Xuan, I won't let you wait too long, maybe two years, maybe one year, if I can't marry you by then, just forget about me and marry another daughter from a good family."

"Why two years?" Did he know he was going to die, couldn't he?

Yuan Suwen smiled faintly, "I'm weak, maybe I won't live for two years."

"..." Liu Xuan didn't know what to say for a while.

Yuan Su asked him to sit down on the soft couch, leaned his head on his shoulder, and raised his head to look at him when he was talking.

Liu Xuan was a little stiff, he was still not used to being so close to the big guy in women's clothing.

Yuan Suwen looked up at him, "Brother Xuan, let's buy another house." After speaking, she leaned her head on his broad shoulders.

"Why?" Liu Xuan didn't understand what he meant.

In fact, he was a little afraid that he would see that he was different from the original body, but sometimes Yuan Suwen could open his head by smashing down an iron lute.

"Think about it, we always meet at Sister Hongshao's house, it's too troublesome for her. If we can buy another house, wouldn't it be convenient for us to meet?"

Liu Xuan was a little bit stuck, and the women's clothing boss only wanted to hang out with him, so it seemed unreasonable for him to refuse.

"This... You are always outside, and Uncle Yuan doesn't care about you?" Hurry up and lock this evildoer at home, don't let him out!

"Uncle Yuan has a lot of work to do, so he doesn't have time to take care of me. Don't worry, we're sneaky and unassuming, he won't know."

Sneaky? It sounds sinful and exciting.

Liu Xuan looked puzzled, "This... Actually, I have no money, and I can't afford a house."

He remembered that it was written in the article that although Liu Xuan was a high-ranking official, his salary was pitifully small, and he could only support himself and a servant, so... he really couldn't afford a house.

Yuan Suwen smiled joyfully, her eyes rolled up, "It's okay, I have money, I'll buy the house."

"This..." Liu Xuan really couldn't think of a reason to refuse.

If this was put into modern society, if a rich and beautiful woman offered to buy him a house, he would have already laid down and let it go, okay?

But now... the villain in my heart is about to cry, please let me go, he is really a straight man.

Originally, he couldn't bear the temptation of sick beauties, and he would have private meetings from time to time in the future. He was afraid that he would not be able to help but commit a crime.

Seeing that he was silent, Yuan Suwen only assumed that he agreed.So he got up and went out and called Hongxing in, sat under the window, and discussed with her softly which house to buy.

Hong Xing came and went to pick up guests, was well informed, and told about several garden houses that the owner wanted to resell.

Finally, we settled on the one on Tai'an Street, which is a yard with two entrances.The owner's family is a civil servant. Because he was demoted to the south, he planned to sell the house in exchange for some money.