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Tiaoji Usahara has been terrified since he got drunk that day.

To be honest, he regretted it after he sobered up.

Although Sakata Gintoki clearly expressed his disdain for his ability to keep secrets at the time, he did not expect that he would really leak it so quickly, and he would be discovered so quickly.

It won't cause any trouble to the owner of Master House...

Brain fillings like "Hiding my real occupation from others, not afraid of misunderstanding, just want to make my family feel at ease, go out early and return at night to guard peace with my life", "The decadent uncle in the day turned out to be the evil spirit killer in the night", "Yesterday's hero fell unexpectedly, After the completely irrelevant stories such as "I exposed my whereabouts just because I complained about it on the post bar", Tiaoji Usahara finally couldn't stand the torture of conscience, and bought a bunch of desserts to come to apologize.

But before apologizing, thinking of the other party's outrageous force value, he was a little scared, so he became timid for a while, didn't deliver the dessert, and went back to his apartment with a twist of his toes.

After dinner, Usahara Tōkichi knelt down in front of the pile of desserts, praying devoutly to Sakata Gintoki, hoping that the other party would not suffer losses because of his drunken gaffes, and at the same time scolded him for being wrong, and made up his mind to quit drinking.

After finally building up his mind, Tiaoji Usahara opened his eyes and found that all the desserts in front of him were gone.

At this moment, he was no less frightened than when he saw the moving Mr. Bird two days ago.

This time, Tuyuan Tiaoji didn't dare to procrastinate any more, and bought the dessert again. This time, the amount was twice as much as last time. After some manipulations, he might have to live on instant noodles until next month's salary, but He doesn't care anymore.

Tiaoji Usahara and the director inquired about the phone number of Wanshiwu, dialed tremblingly, and explained the situation to the opposite party.

In the end, the other party seemed to be as surprised as he was. Tuyuan Tiaoji vaguely heard the other party mutter something unclear, such as "the god of sugar does not exist", and then reported an address.

After coming to this address, he was stunned again... Isn't this just a park?

The brain hole in the previous illusion popped up again at this time, and this time the script progressed to "The family members were worried after realizing the truth of the past, and the atmosphere in the family gradually became dignified. At one dinner, they finally lost control of their emotions in the deathly tranquility. Shouting and kicking Sakata Gintoki out of the house, it was just an angry remark, but the other party really left because he was afraid of implicating his family."

Tuoyuan Tiaoji looked down at the heavy dessert in his hand, feeling that he might spend the rest of his life making up for his mistake.

"What are you thinking about? The expression is weird, you know?" The familiar voice broke the sadness in his heart, and when he looked up, he found that there was a... mysterious building suddenly in the empty place.

It may be because I have encountered too many things beyond my cognition recently. Compared with wondering about the principle of the sudden appearance of the house, or how this thing is propped up by the stairs, Tiaoji Usahara's primary confusion now is this thing What should it be called.

Is this an attic?

By the way, will this location be too noisy?If the other party really thinks it's noisy, will I be responsible for Sakata Gintoki being kicked out of the house (not)?

Seeing the other party stunned in place, Sakata Gintoki could only go down to pick him up.

He glanced at the bag in Tuyuan Tiaoji's hand, a little puzzled: "Is it for me?"

Tiaoji Usahara still nodded dully.

Seeing the other party like this, Yin Shi didn't know what to say, so he sighed and said, "Anyway, come in first."

After entering the house, Tiaoji Usahara was very cautious in every move, and he only dared to sit on the sofa for a quarter. Gintoki Sakata poured him a cup of coffee milk (that was in Tiaoji Usahara's bag just now), and opened another bag (It was also brought by others) After the senbei was placed on the table, the other party finally recovered and confessed everything that happened before.

"It looks like this." Sakata Gintoki pondered for two seconds, took out a red bean bag from the bag, and handed it to Tiaoji Usahara: "You can do it again and I'll see."

……

After repeated experiments by the two of them, after countless failures, Sakata Gintoki discovered that as long as he prayed to him, the things in Tiaoji Usahara's hands could be teleported.

Of course, the things that can be transmitted are not unlimited. The current test results are that sofas and other furniture are not acceptable, people are not acceptable, and non-sweet things are not acceptable.

...It's becoming more and more like a god of sugar.

And during the test, Sakata Gintoki accidentally discovered that every time he teleported, a small amount of points would be added to the system.

The first one had more than 100 points, but the second time it was cut in half, and the fifth time even if the things were delivered, there were no points.

"So that's it, I know about it." Actually, Sakata Gintoki, who didn't know much about it, stopped his shameless scoring behavior with an inscrutable expression. After thinking for two seconds, he planned to make use of his strengths and avoid weaknesses, and get points in another way. .

"Usagihara-kun, although your behavior did cause some trouble (in fact, it didn't), but seeing your sincere repentance, I'm not the kind of person to hold on to it."

Sakata Gintoki sat next to Tuohara Tiaokichi, patted the other's stiff back, and then further shortened the distance between the two.In a tone that seemed to be full of magic, he said softly: "As long as you promise me one condition, we will be completely clear."

The light breath made the side of Tuoyuan Tiaoji's face a little itchy, and he inexplicably thought of that night when he fought with Mr. Bird.

At that time, the other party obviously had no relevant experience, and his physical fitness was much better than his own. It would definitely be safer if he dropped himself, but Sakata Gintoki never gave up on himself from the beginning to the end, and even stood in the way at the end. in front of him.

Tuoyuan Tiaoji thought of this, and inexplicably had some opinions on the word "two cleansing".

...but he dared not say it.

Sakata Gintoki regarded the opponent's hard body as the fear of being blackmailed.I didn't care too much, and shared my plan with Tuoyuan Tiaoji: "As long as you repost the original story on the Internet, it will be fine."

"...Huh?" Tuoyuan Tiaoji didn't understand, he couldn't figure out how things developed like this.

Sakata Gintoki explained righteously: "This is a test."

"This tablet is actually a relic of our ancestors. Our family has served the god of sugar for generations. This is his tablet." Sakata Gintoki held the tablet in front of the other party's eyes in a dignified gesture.

Tiaoji Usahara looked at the memorial tablet in front of him, and under the hard brainwashing of Sakata Gintoki, he seemed to really feel the solemnity from the gods.

Just ...

"This tablet is so new." It feels like it was shipped yesterday.

Sakata Yinfu pretended to be angry, and took the lead in occupying the commanding heights of morality: "What do you know! This is the result of the hard work of our Sakata family for generations! Are you questioning the professional standards of your ancestors?!"

Tuyuan Tiaoji shook his head so much that he almost fell off.

Sakata Gintoki watched the whole process behind him when he was coding, because of some inexplicable reasons in his heart, he endured the shame, but when he was writing, he almost arrogantly carried a lot of private goods, and the man only needed to hide or He would only propose it when it was a magical change, and he would stare at the screen without saying a word at other times.

Tuyuan Tiaoji panicked, and couldn't control his pen anymore.

【... At that moment, I thought my life had come to an end, and my life was about to end with a monster I had never known.

Desperation swept through me. I had never felt so powerless, so wishing for someone to be there for me.

Maybe it was a selfish idea, but I really thought it would be nice if someone could die with me, so that I could attribute the thunderous beating of my heart to excitement instead of depressing horror.

I prayed devoutly from the bottom of my heart, and clenched my hand holding the backpack tightly.

That man showed up at this moment, when I needed it most.Holding the wooden knife, he killed the monster with one blow, and then looked at me among the wreckage.

The monster has been slain, and my fears are fading.

But my heart is still beating violently for other reasons. 】

After typing a sentence that was almost explicit, Tiaoji Usahara spoke and looked at the man from the corner of his eye.

In fact, it is impossible to say how strong his feelings for Sakata Gintoki are. Now he is only vaguely aware of his yearning for his man, which is the result of the intensified sense of security at the beginning after two days of fermentation.

After Mr. Kotori's crisis, he thought that he would never meet Gintoki again, and nothing will remain of that insignificant sign under the scouring of time.

But the next few chances brought the two of them closer again, which made him a little bit more courageous to try.

However, it is a pity that Sakata Gintoki is sometimes surprisingly slow in this regard.

I don't know if it was intentional or not.

"I didn't expect you to have a good literary talent." Sakata Gintoki encouraged him without hesitation in his praise, "Then it's time to end."

Tiaoji Usahara sighed, and continued to write: [Since that day, men have become my belief. 】

[The man claims to be a sugar god.Later I learned that the reason why the man came to save me was because the dessert in my backpack formed a mysterious connection with it, so he could hear my prayer, so he came to save me.

As long as you hold the dessert and the latest issue of JUMP and pray sincerely, you will also meet someone like me who can change your life. 】

The whole section of Beats belongs to Yes.

Sakata Gintoki read the full text, and then, like many parties, pointed out pickily and with a clear mind: "Can this wooden sword be changed? It doesn't feel fashionable at all. Change it to Zanpakuto."

...What is your obsession with Zanpakuto?This is the first thing you think of when you are most critical.

Sakata Gintoki seemed to have heard Tiaoji Usahara's silent complaint,

"Besides Kamehae Qigong, Zanpakuto ranks No.2 in my heart."

Tuoyuan Tiaoji really didn't want to change his hard work to make it even more inexplicable, and struggled: "But if you reveal wrong information, is your test still meaningful?"

"Only when the real and the fake are mixed together can it be really meaningful to test." Sakata Gintoki shook his head with an expression of someone coming, and then pushed the other person back to the computer.

"Okay, change it quickly."

Looking at the final unrecognizable finished product, Tiaoji Usahara felt that his love affair that had not yet sprouted had almost died out.