Did Yinshi overturn today?

I can play the joke about cats many more times

Sakata Gintoki didn't understand.

Generally, it is only him who makes others not understand, and there are really very few operations that make him not understand.

But the current situation is definitely one of a kind.

The very familiar park, the very familiar semi-suspended master house, and the not so familiar self, and the incomprehensible small grave in front of him.

【Mr. Kitty's Tomb】

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Let's start from the beginning, or at least a node where we can find a clue and reorganize it.

First of all, after Sakata Gintoki accumulated enough points, he was teleported back immediately, and the effect after going back was the same as the previous statement. The world belonging to Gin was always in a static state before.

This also caused Sakata Gintoki to be falling when he came back, and he was about to bottom out, so he could only resist.

However, these are all irrelevant details. The important thing is that after Sakata Gintoki reacted, he immediately called the system again, but the other party did not respond, so the extraterrestrial travel plan that was finally drawn had to be abandoned. Kagura and Xin Although Ba felt that Ah Yin was acting weird today, he still accompanied Sakata Yinshi to find the old man Yuanwai.Trying to get everything back on track.

"Hey, old man Yuan Wai, our uncle seems to have broken his head, can you give him a new one?"

"Who are you talking about with a broken brain?"

After the habitual quarrel, Sakata Gintoki sighed, and then told everyone at the scene about his experience in just a few months.

The old man Gengai denied that he had ever done that kind of light novel-like system, and at the same time, he also realized that he did not remember the letter, but Kagura still insisted that his brain was damaged by alcohol, and he had a brain injury during the fall in just a few seconds. hallucinations.

Under the insistence of Sakata Gintoki, the old man Gengai pondered for two seconds, and decided to start with the system that caused the cognitive difference between the two parties.

"Anyway, let's try it first."

As he said that, the old man Yuanwai started to take out tools, such as screwdrivers, hammers, welding pliers, and electric saws and other messy things.

I'm an electrician(?), and this is still my big board camp, I have these things, it's reasonable, right?

Sakata Gintoki: ...or I'd better come back tomorrow.

He turned around and wanted to run away, but Kagura grabbed the back of fate's neck and failed.

Fortunately none of these gadgets were used on Sakata Gintoki in the end. The old man Yuanwai used these things to beat and beat, and finally repaired a machine that looked like an X-ray. After Sakata Gintoki lay down, the machine started to swipe Spinning around, it didn't arrive for 2 minutes, and there was nothing for him after that.

Sakata Gintoki approached the old man Yuanwai, looked at the figure with curly hair on the screen, and a lot of incomprehensible information next to it, and asked, "Did you find anything?"

The old man Yuanwai frowned, wearing dark goggles, he couldn't see his specific expression clearly, but he exuded a serious aura.

The hearts of the other people present gradually sank, and they also made some heavy plans in their hearts.

There was another two seconds of silence, and then the old man Yuanwai said, "Your blood sugar is a bit high, do you have diabetes?"

Everyone: "..."

"It's just a diabetic! Why do you act like he's dying???"

"That's right, even though he is a useless uncle who often smells like alcohol, he is also the pillar of our family and cannot be casually toppled!"

"And what is the principle? Why can your machine monitor blood sugar? What kind of black technology is this?" Sakata Gintoki couldn't help complaining, "Is there no other more useful information?"

The old man Genwai touched his hair, slid the mouse, and looked at Sakata Gintoki's medical examination form: "There seems to be something strange in your blood. Although it is small, it still has this density in the blood..."

His expression became serious again: "Is it sugar? Is sugar flowing in your blood!"

"Enough is enough, old bastard!"

After making a fuss for a while, the old man Yuanwai didn't find anything special, so he asked Sakata Gintoki to do many other messy tests. During this period, the appearance and purpose of each instrument were beyond everyone's expectations. In the end, after After a long and grueling test, they finally found some kind of energy residue in Sakata Gintoki's head and right wrist.

Among them, the remnants of the head part looked relatively fine and irregular, as if something had been broken into Sakata Gintoki's head. The old man Yuanwai tried to analyze it and found that it was some kind of data.

And the part on the hand is more like pure energy, like flowers and trees, breeze and rain, which can be regarded as the force of nature.

"To put it simply, Yuanqi Bomb knows that it's similar to that. It's the feeling of gathering all the abilities on the planet together."

Sakata Gintoki thought of the fact that before leaving Gojo Satoru and his world, his right hand was injured, and then he took a small bag of vomit and bandaged it a little.

In other words, the wound disappeared after returning, and Lake Toya, which was spit out by the little dirt bag, also disappeared...

"It seems that you probably know about that." Yuangai understood when he saw Sakata Gintoki's expression, then took out the computer and started to analyze the data, "Then I'll restore this paragraph in your head, and I don't care about the rest gone."

Sakata Gintoki came back to his senses and smiled: "Thank you."

Restoring the data is not something that can be done immediately, Sakata Gintoki went back to the Wanshiwu together under the worried eyes of the two little ones. Not outside), but the details are a little different. When Sakata Gintoki is looking for things, especially food, he will occasionally show some weird behaviors. For example, after he finds that the pudding in the refrigerator has been eaten, he will subconsciously He opened the closet as if he could find something to eat here.

This move made the two cubs even more frightened.

Kagura pulled Shinpachi and whispered: "Hachi, what do you think happened to Yin? Is he bewitched?"

Shinpachi held his eyes and pondered for a moment: "So Ah Yin's recent behavior is very strange, and it doesn't mean that he is not familiar with Wanshiwu or the placement of items, but I always feel that he has developed some other things in places we don't know. Habit."

"I see, does he still have a home outside?" Kagura said viciously in a tone she didn't know where she learned it, "Damn it, I know men are unreliable."

"...I didn't mean to say that."

Later, the old man's data was restored. Sakata Gintoki originally wanted to go by himself, but the two cubs had to follow him no matter what. There was no other way, and the man followed them.

"I tried to fix this, and it feels a bit like a transfer function." Yuanwai old man tried to explain in the simplest way, "That is to say, no matter what this is, the main body is not on you, you are just in charge of working the one."

"As for what you mentioned before, the instruction manual written by 'I' to you, I found a letter that can explain everything."

As he said that, the old man Yuanwai called up a document, which was still handwritten. That is to say, this document was saved in JPG format in Sakata Gintoki's mind, which took up a lot of memory (?), and would make his mind become blurry. fool.

...why be so hurtful with such details?

Sakata Yinshi took the letter, and the two cubs came over curiously.

[Time is a bit short, so I won't write those formats. 】

Why do you write by hand when you are pressed for time?

[In short, we have marked the end here, although it is not a bad ending, but if it can be better, no one will refuse, right? 】

[We were originally on the same timeline, but the moment the system selected you, we became a different world.But before that, our encounters should be similar, for example, the past 'I' should have been checked by you, right?Those particles in your body, that's not sugar, that's nanobots.

Yes, it is the one in your memory, you may be aware of the problem of the timeline, that is also part of our experiment, we are trying to see if we can transmit the memory of the future to you.

Although according to common sense, you need to wait for five years like us, and finally build a time machine to solve the problem from the source, but now, we use points to turn your nano-robot into a nano-robot-shaped candy, This is originally not in line with human biology, but you are the protagonist of a funny comic, so you probably won't have any other sequelae besides elevated blood sugar recently... Well, probably. 】

Sakata Gintoki: ... Make sure of such an important matter for me!

[Although I didn't discuss it with you, it should be considered a win-win result in terms of the result, and this plan was actually proposed by Ah Yin on our side. Maybe it's because I cheated myself, so I don't feel sorry for it (laughs). 】

At this time, Shinpachi was still whispering to Kagura in the back: "I feel that it is indeed something that Ah Yin can do."

"That's right, this is the legendary self-inflicted pain."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

[By the way, because the main body of the system is with us, so in fact, your points are only half, and the other half is with us. 】

This was expected.

[We used those points to fulfill our little wish.Other than that, some points are left just in case. 】

Hello! ! !

[Of course, as a frontline worker, we will not treat you badly. We will send the follow-up events here in the form of a review of the last episode. Because the video takes up a lot of space, we can only send a small part. But it's almost there, and your words will definitely work. 】

Change it into words for me, old man!

In short, although there were many difficulties in the middle, Sakata Gintoki managed to untie his heart knot through this golden finger, and achieved HE with elementary school teachers and classmates.

Later, after the big problem of destroying the ball was resolved, Sakata Gintoki had nothing to do for a while. Later, he was dismissed by his elementary school classmates for thinking about spring. In the end, his teacher directly threw him at the door of the old man Yuanwai.

The old man Yuanwai is happy to help him complete this cross-world long-distance relationship, but no matter how advanced he is, it will take a lot of time to make a machine that can travel through space, because Sakata Gintoki is really in a hurry, so Yuanwai The old man can only use the time machine to change one.

Sakata Gintoki: "... Where did your time machine come from?"

"It came by courier before." The old man Yuanwai pointed to the cardboard box in the corner, "From another world."

Sakata Gintoki: ...What did you all do with the points I saved up so hard! ! !

In short, although there were some twists and turns in the process, in the end, Sakata Gintoki achieved his goal to some extent.

Even this forced-made machine may still have some problems, so although Sakata Gintoki has come to the world of Gojo Satoru, he himself has become a white cat with curly hair and dead fish eyes.

And the tombstone in front of him... Sakata Gintoki and Fuguro Megumi had fed Mr. Cat before. In his impression, Mr. Cat was still a fat, middle-aged cat, and it didn't look like he would die in a short time.

So how long has he been here?

...Sure enough, I don't need a time machine.

But it’s useless to say anything now. In the empty park, the curly-haired cat sighed in a very human way. I don’t know if it’s because of teleportation or something. He’s a little hungry. Since it’s not the first time he has become a cat, Then he skillfully caught a few sparrows for himself, planning to light a fire and roast them to eat.

By the way, the spices were taken from the master house next to it. There was no one in it, but it was still clean, and it should be cleaned frequently.

The aroma of roasted sparrows made Sakata Yinshi's stomach growl. He picked up a bunch and was about to eat it when he was frightened by the strong gaze behind him.

Sakata Gintoki turned his head, and found not far away, a familiar yet unfamiliar sea urchin head in uniform, who seemed to be in high school, was looking at him expressionlessly.

He looked at the skewer in his hand, then at the seasoning bottle that was still on the side, as well as himself who looked like a normal cat, standing on the skewer with two feet.

what……

A thought flashed through Sakata Gintoki's mind - this kid wouldn't take himself as a curse to get rid of him, would he?

Fu Heihui walked up to him and knelt down, muttering to himself: "You didn't lie to me?"

Sakata Gintoki felt that the other party's words were a bit strange, but he didn't react for a while. He wanted to explain, but he didn't know what to explain. In the end, only Meow Meow came out.

Fu Heihui looked surprised: "It turns out that when wild cats are not fed by humans, they will really barbecue outside..."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Did you mean this? ! !