Did Yinshi overturn today?

All roads lead to Rome, there is always a way to your house

A rustling sound came from not far away.

Sakata Gintoki woke up like a dream, felt that the posture between the two was too subtle, and subconsciously wanted to get up, but because he didn't find a good support, he almost fell off Gojo Satoru's lap, and the other party pulled him to save him. Suffer it.

Gojo Satoru tugged at the man's wrist, felt the warm touch under his hand, raised his eyebrows, then readjusted his posture and clenched it tightly.

I don't know if Gojo Satoru's hand is too big. After holding Sakata Gintoki's wrist, there is still a lot of leeway. As an adult man with strong melee combat ability, the opponent's wrist is too thin. Gojo Satoru unconsciously followed the muscles The trend of the movement reached upwards and touched into the wide sleeves.

Sakata Gintoki was startled, and leaned back vigorously, and Gojo Satoru, who was distracted, came back from the smooth arc of the opponent's arm. Seeing that the opponent reacted so strongly, he couldn't tell if he let go suddenly on purpose, and watched the man fall down screaming.

Amidst the heavy landing sound of Sakata Yinshi and the muffled groan of pain, the small murmurs not far away stopped.

"Snapped--"

The door of the cabinet was pulled open suddenly, and Liren Lengchuan, who had just woken up, saw the strange atmosphere between his two guardians in name and in reality as soon as he opened the door.

Gojo Satoru sat on the sofa expressionlessly, with his right hand raised slightly, his palm open, as if he was holding something just now, while Sakata Gintoki was covered in cold sweat on the floor, his pajamas were wrinkled and twisted, He grabbed a corner of the quilt and wrapped it around his body, shivering.

Although it looks like the boss is bullying Xiao Baihua, this scene actually didn't bring him too much impact

Mainly because he didn't quite understand it.

At most, he just subconsciously associated the scene in front of him with the idol dramas he often watched recently.

The ripples in the morning were completely stirred up with the participation of the children, just like a pair of young parents whose passion has been smoothed by life (?), but after watching the auxiliary supervisor leave with the children, there is a lingering tension between the two. Weirdly embarrassing.

Or it might be that Gintoki Sakata is the only one who is embarrassed.

Gojo Satoru looked at the sky, thought about it, and decided to give the man enough time to think.

"I won't force you to make a decision today either. The special-grade curse has existed for thousands of years, so it's not two days away."

He paused at this point, and his voice softened a lot: "And I'm not sure whether the shadow can be eaten, and what harm it will do to you after eating. I personally prefer not to act rashly."

Sakata Gintoki was silent for two seconds, and asked, "In that case, why did you tell me specifically?"

Gojo Satoru smiled: "I have to let you know how capable I am."

The confrontation in the morning ended like this. Gojo Satoru voluntarily left without exploring Sakata Gintoki's next plan. First, he cleared up all the tasks he had accumulated in the past two days, and then idly bought a box of small puffs, planning to kill them later Eat when it's time.

Gojo Satoru seldom has free time. He and the people who have a good relationship with him are very busy, and it is basically impossible to get together to go out and play, so in the very few times when he has nothing to do, his life can even be said to be is empty.

Back in the empty apartment, turning on the TV just to make the space less silent, Gojo Satoru threw himself on the sofa, sat down for two seconds, and then emptied his pockets.

Candy and snacks piled up into a hill, from which I chose the nougat that I had eaten before and felt good. It was a brand that Gojo Satoru had never seen, and the trademark was a white cat with dead fish eyes.

It's almost like someone's cat version.

Feeling the novelty, Gojo Satoru rummaged through the pile of snacks and found that there were quite a few of this brand, and they all tasted good.

After eating a few more pieces, Wutiao Wupa pulled out the last two pieces of nougat, took out a pen and correction fluid, painted sunglasses on one of the trademarks, and changed the curly-haired white cat into a bigger one.

He flushed out the trademarks of the two pieces of candy, put them in front of his eyes to observe his masterpiece, and then nodded with satisfaction.

It is now six or seven o'clock in the afternoon, and it is time to finish eating. Gojo Satoru didn't want to go out, so he ordered a takeaway casually, and leaned himself on the sofa while waiting, eating small bites. Puffs.

Although the taste is right and the price is right, Gojo Satoru is lacking in interest, and always feels that it is not as delicious as the dead fish eye cat cat brand.

The TV is still on, and the current time is considered prime time. What is currently being broadcast is a variety show that is very popular recently. It integrates mother and child, education, anecdotes, and sadomasochistic love. It mainly collects supernatural events from all over the country. Invite the parties, and then invite a wave of masters to identify the cause of the supernatural event and whether it can be solved.

Among them, both the master and the parties are randomly selected, so the viewability of the program is actually not low.

Although supernatural events in this era have not been explicitly suppressed, of course they are not officially recognized, so the masters who come to the show naturally have no certification, and the level of qualifications varies. Occasionally, the event is true and the master is fake. A more dramatic combination.

Gojo Satoru can't be said to be a loyal fan of the show, but he can be regarded as a fan of passers-by. This show is his first choice to pass the time in his free time, but he usually watches it as a story collection or a sitcom.

Now the show has just started. At the beginning of each show, the host will introduce some of the guests of this show.

On the built stage, the host stands behind his own podium, his position is in the middle, there is a podium of the same size on both sides, and stepped seats are arranged behind them, and the invited audience is full of them .

On the left is the position of the person concerned, while on the right is the position of the invited master, and there are no people in both positions now.

After the host finished his opening remarks, he picked up the cue card and glanced at it, and then began to fix the process.

"The guest this time can be said to be a new star in the industry, and his story can be said to be quite legendary. It is said that when he was the most impoverished at the beginning, he was once living in a park..."

Speaking of this, the host made an exaggerated voice representing surprise: "Is this true? What's going on here?"

The host looked behind him, and a black silhouette Gojo Satoru was very familiar with appeared on the screen behind him, with a big question mark drawn on it.

"That's right, there is indeed such a thing." The processed electronic voice came, "It was really difficult during that time, but fortunately I survived, and it was those difficult years that allowed me to obtain the current ability and Step by step to today."

Gojo Satoru listened in silence, glanced at the candies placed side by side on the table, and turned on the phone to reconfirm the time.

After confirming that he really didn't have any supernatural encounters like Yimeng Sannian, Gojo Satoru put down his phone and almost couldn't control his expression.

On the TV, the host exchanged a few words with the mysterious man who was not mysterious at all.

"This question was given to me by the program group, so I have to ask, but you have to know that I personally don't appreciate it-may I ask why you want to be on our program, and is there any opportunity?"

"Opportunity..." The electronic voice fell into a brief silence.

"I think it should be fate. I had other plans today, and suddenly I was doing nothing on the street after being broken... I met my old employer when I was ready to serve the public on the street."

The host thoughtfully pretended not to hear the obvious change, but the audience began to murmur and show suspicious looks from time to time.

The electronic voice continued: "The old employer was grounded recently, and he said that he felt that it was painful not to be able to contact me, so he recommended this program to me, and begged me to come up and let him watch it twice, but he gave too much. , so I agreed."

Host: "Our program actually doesn't pay much attention to pre-introduction. It doesn't matter if you don't lie, and ordinary reasons are fine."

Electronic voice: "No, you think too much, the thing is just as I said."

The host started frantically flipping through the cards in his hand, but there was no such development as saying something in advance.

"Ahem." The host cleared his throat, bit the bullet and continued to the next step, "Then the next thing is the incident, um——"

"The incident this time is very powerful, it's incredible, it's a story that happened in a mountainous area."

Just now, because the master's information about being a charlatan was too strong, the somewhat disappointed audience began to discuss in low voices.

"Mountain areas have always been places where various supernatural events frequently occur. It seems that everyone is very curious."

The host watched the play and quickly began to stir up the emotions of the audience.

For example, this program has been running for three or four years, and there are almost 18 cases in total, and the true and false cases are almost half and half. Among the real cases, there are [-] cases related to mountainous areas, which is quite high. Proportion up.

And this case has a very novel bright spot.

"The case this time turned out to be - after reporting the case from the police station, he felt that he had not been treated fairly, so he came directly to seek a solution!"

Everyone was in an uproar. You must know that the material of their program is usually small troubles, such as inexplicable disappearance of things at home, and being bewitched.

The last one that looked the most decent was nearly a month ago, an anonymous case in which the person involved felt that there was a strange light in the eyes of his company mascot.

It must be a big event that will cause trouble at the police station, there is a story!

It stands to reason that the program group would not go against the authorities, but these are all information provided by the parties themselves. The program group treats itself as a platform, and if it really finds it, it will be poor management.

Amidst the uproar, the host sorted out the prompt cards in his hand lightly, and after a little quieter, he raised his hand to signal, "Please look at the big screen."

In order to create a suspenseful atmosphere here, electronic sounds and silhouettes are also used. The problem is that this silhouette looks wrong.

It feels like there is more than one person, which is quite normal, but is the height difference a bit big?

Is it a family, a single father and two children?

The audience was puzzled, and Gojo Satoru was even more puzzled than them.

The figure here is also extremely familiar, what is going on?Didn't you go to do the task?How come there is still time to catch the prime time at night? ? ?

Just when Gojo Satoru couldn't help but glanced at the time on the phone again, and even used six eyes to detect whether there were any traces of the surgery on his body, the reporter (?) Fang, the tallest black shadow started talking.

"Then please also introduce a little bit about why you want to be on this show."

"I said this has nothing to do with me, please let me go back."

This electronic sound uses the same sound source as Sakata Gintoki just now, and the wording ensures a minimum of politeness, but everyone who hears it can somehow realize that this person is on the verge of exploding.

The host made a scared expression towards the camera, and then asked, "Didn't this person come here voluntarily? What's going on?"

The tall black figure seemed to want to explain, but in the next second, the taller child jumped twice, attracting everyone's attention.

The staff turned the camera to the child, still a dark silhouette.

"After we reported the case, although the police uncle arrested him, it was later discovered that the cause was a misunderstanding among the villagers."

Host: "Little friend, are you here to mess things up, kid? Did you take a look at the title of the program group???"

Child Silhouette: "They imprisoned children with that talent in a cage, thinking that the disaster in the village was caused by the other party. We went on the show to publicize it and let more people realize the existence of the mysterious side. persecuting others because of their own ignorance."

"Wow, the love of children and friends." He tried to flatter and ease the tense atmosphere, "Teaching is really good."

The tall man snorted coldly and didn't speak.

The child did not refute the host's statement, but nodded, and then added: "The main thing is to ask these people to be more conscious, and stop doing such things that harm others and benefit themselves, and don't waste my time."

Although it is not a big deal to meet one and report one, it will also delay my money.

host:"……"

Host: "Okay, then invite guests from both sides to come on stage! Welcome——"

There are steps on both sides of the stage. In order to avoid collusion between the two parties, an unpredictable dramatic development beyond the preparation of the program group is deliberately created. Before the program starts, the two groups of people are prohibited from contacting each other.

This also led to the current scene.

Sakata Yinshi is on the right side of the screen, and Xia Youjie's trio is on the left side.The two sides have been confronting each other since they first took the stage, and there is an atmosphere team around them that is spraying fairy spirits.

Among them, Xia Youjie himself was staring at Sakata Yinshi angrily, Fu Heihui was negotiating with the host whether he could code for himself, and Leng Chuanliren waved to Sakata Yinshi very enthusiastically.

"Eh—?" The host turned his head left and right, making all kinds of exaggerated expressions, "Do the two actually know each other?"

He was going crazy with joy in his heart, and the host seemed to have anticipated the soaring ratings in the future.

He approached Liren Leng Chuan, who seemed the most enthusiastic and talkative, pointed the microphone at the child, and asked, "What is your relationship with Mr. Sakata?"

The child pondered for a moment, the man has never acknowledged his identity, he looks like an illegitimate child, but it is said in TV dramas that an illegitimate child is not a good title, and Leng Chuanli would not take the initiative to put such a title on himself when he had a choice.

Before the silence was about to exceed the usual range and become awkward, the child leaned over to the microphone and said, "He's my breeder."

audience:"……"

host:"……"

Sakata Gintoki: "...Is this a live broadcast?"

Fu Heihui tried hard to hide himself behind Xia Youjie's tall back, while the young man who was regarded as a safe haven was emptying his eyes and relaxing his hands, trying to calm his overly agitated heart.

It can be said that Xia Youjie has a long story on this show.

To be honest, he is still confused now.

Although I was forced to take the two children to do the task together yesterday, and the age of the children was far younger than I thought, but the two children can endure hardships.

The location of the task is in the deep mountains and old forests. The car can only be parked on the mountainside, and then it will take about two or three kilometers of mountain roads to reach the destination.

When he asked if he needed a break in the middle, the two children would just wait until they couldn't bear it anymore before nodding. The journey was much faster than Xia Youjie imagined, and it was still dark when they arrived in the village.

Half of the mission this time was proposed by Xia Youjie himself. It is not easy to send additional staff in this kind of deep mountains and old forests. At least he will not cause accidental casualties.

At the beginning of the mission, it was okay, and the curse had just touched the boundary of the second-level curse spirit, which was just right for children to gain insight.

After getting rid of the curse spirit, you don't even need to stay overnight. It's very efficient to come and leave on the same day.

Just as Xia Youjie greeted politely and was about to leave, the villagers stopped him.

They say there are two more curses here.

——But those were actually two little girls who could see the curse spirit.

Even thinking back on what happened after that, Xia Youjie still felt his blood pressure soared and his brain swelled up. Just when he almost lost control of himself and planned to bloodbath the village and sacrifice these ignorant villagers to the sky, he heard the message The sound of the phone connected.

"Police. Uncle police? I want to call the police."

Liren Lengchuan made a phone call at some point, and reported everyone in the village with a slapstick operation.

Xia Youjie: "..."

Fu Heihui patted his arm on his feet, but didn't say much.

In order to prevent Liren Lengchuan from running wild on the road of crime, Sakata Gintoki is also working hard on the education of children.

The man listed one by one the type of "if there are loopholes, you can exploit them with a little care", the type "you can make a little accommodation under special circumstances", and the type "absolutely not to touch".

There is no doubt that the present situation belongs to the last category.

However, Liren Leng Chuan reported the villagers not because of love and justice, but simply because Sakata Gintoki said something extra when he was trying to break him into the right path.

[Remember, all the ways to get money quickly are basically written in the criminal law, so our goal is not to get the most money in the shortest time, but to keep it flowing...]

There is nothing wrong with Sakata Gintoki's sentence, but it is a pity that Leng Chuanli's brain circuit is so strange that he only remembers the previous sentence and does not remember the other supplementary explanations that follow.

Inexplicably, he equated the criminal law with the method of making a lot of money, and used it in reverse. Behavior.

Although he couldn't figure out what benefit this would bring to them, when he thought that they had tried their best, Liren Leng Chuan stubbornly believed that there was some chain of interests that he didn't know about, which further strengthened his opinion.

That is to say, the main reason for Leng Chuanli's report this time is that he felt that he could not take a shortcut, and neither could anyone else.

The policeman who took the record for him: "..."

This policeman is still an acquaintance. When Liren Leng Chuan was rescued from the Palm Sect, he was one of them, and he probably knows the identity and background of the child.

It looked the same as last time, I started to order food when I came here, I was not nervous at all, and I was clamoring that the report was really good, the pork chop rice at the police station was really delicious, the kid who came back when I was free.

The police resolutely chose to call the parents of the child.

This innocent disaster fell on Xia Youjie's head without any suspense.

Although he was a little confused about the identity of the young man, and he was not very cooperative when asked about his relationship with Liren Lengchuan, but because he was the informant, and the villagers were frightened, and Liren Lengchuan's teammates certified him, there were many aspects. With the support of the police, the police just said a few words and it was over.

Xia Youjie, who was broken into the plan, dragged into the trap, and then inexplicably hinted whether his teaching methods should be improved: ...tired and destroyed.

And Sakata Yinshi, I remember you.

Before leaving, the policeman looked at the one big two who obviously didn't listen, hesitated for a moment, and stopped them.

"Recently, there have been signs that the higher-ups need to rectify similar incidents a little bit. If you have similar needs, you can also find him."

Let's do it in one step, so don't let the children think about calling and reporting every day, okay?

The police gave Xia Youjie a business card.

Xia Youjie didn't remember the specifics, anyway, he was writing about the editor of a certain program, and he was still thinking that you are a deep undercover agent.

In the middle, Xia Youjie always felt that his consciousness must have been blurred for a moment, because he couldn't remember how he walked from the police station to the TV station at all.

Across the screen from him, his good classmate Gojo Satoru didn't understand either.

Although he originally said that he was waiting for Sakata Gintoki's next choice, he actually had several alternative answers in his mind.

Whether or not he accepts his request for a confession, Gojo Satoru is confident that the dialogue will continue.

As a result, Sakata Gintoki walked out of a path he never imagined.

If before, when a man asked him the whereabouts of the super-level curse spirit, he could still classify it as the cultivation method of the ten shadow spells, and he was just a little confused when he discovered that the other party was greedy for curse objects, so Wujo Wu's curiosity now It reached its peak.

From setting up a stall on the street before, to being on TV all the way now, Sakata Gintoki can be said to have never forgotten his original intention, kept his mission in mind, and went to the dark on the road of promoting niche culture.

After thinking about it, Wutiao Wutiao also felt that this move could at most earn some money, and it was so useless that he dared not admit it.

From his point of view, Sakata Gintoki's motives are simply incomprehensible.

If it was only for money, then what were his previous entanglements? ? ?

On TV, Sakata Gintoki, who had caused Gojo Satoru to be confused, showed a satisfied, very typical villain smile when he saw the accumulated points, which were not even less than Kazuna Linggang.