Did Yinshi overturn today?

It's etiquette not to go to strange places as a guest

The next message came quickly.

Difficult puberty: [As far as I know, no. 】

As far as the conversation is concerned, this type of answer should be a sign of wanting to end the conversation as soon as possible.

Knowing the relevant information that he wanted to know, and realizing that he would at most delay the progress of Brother Fuhei, and would not cause lifelong damage to him, Sakata Gintoki had nothing else to ask, so he planned to post an emoji casually to pretend that he was not looking for him. Tool man.

As a result, just a second before he clicked to send, as if he couldn't help it, Gojo Satoru on the opposite side still asked.

Difficult puberty: [Who is crazy? 】

Sakata Gintoki replied immediately: [No, no one. 】

Out of curiosity, he asked another question: [If so, do you have a remedy? 】

Although Sakata Gintoki knew that Gojo Satoru was the ceiling of this world's combat power, but after thinking about it carefully, he had never seen the opponent fight, and he had no idea what the opponent could do.

Sakata Gintoki thought up all kinds of things, from the Friendship Breaking Face Fist to the Ghoul Seal, and the child responded like this——

Difficult puberty: [I will come over as soon as possible and turn on the camera? 】

Difficult adolescence: 【You said that the pressure from social death is enough to correct evil? 】

The power of the conjurer comes from negative emotions. Social death produces a lot of negative emotions. I don’t know if it can be used to correct the evil and return to the right. I don’t know, but I can study it if I can use this to explode the seeds and fight you to the death.

Sakata Gintoki replied firmly: [No, no one, no one is crazy, everything is fine, I have worked hard, so I will leave first. 】

Obviously there was no contact these days, but the few light words just now seemed to break the barrier between the two of them. Sakata Gintoki wanted to end the topic, but Gojo Satoru continued the conversation.

Difficult adolescence: 【I've worked really hard. 】

Difficult adolescence: [So should you stand up and take the initiative to share for me? 】

Thinking of various reasons, the points that have been gradually reduced recently, although he was still repelled from the bottom of his heart, Sakata Gintoki still reluctantly said: [Please choose more cost-effective tasks. It is up to you whether our family can escape from the poverty line. 】

There was even time to find an excuse that looked extremely convincing and that no one could refute to block the knife.

It's a pity that Gojo Satoru has a very good eye, and he is also very good at thinking carefully when exploring silver, and he doesn't stop at superficial reasons.

Difficult puberty: [Wow, it's much more positive than I thought. Was it because I was afraid of ghosts before?Then I'll assign the stinkiest curse spirits to you. 】

Sakata Yinshi choked up for a moment, not wanting to make the other party more entangled in this topic, and asked tentatively: [...Can those who look ugly give me more mental damage? 】

But Gojo Satoru didn't buy it at all.

【Hmm... so your goal can suppress the fear in your heart. 】

Sakata Gintoki crackled on the keyboard again, [Gotiao classmate, you are boring like this, you will not be able to enter the girl's inner world smoothly, whether in love or making friends, the most important thing is the sense of mystery, do you understand? 】

Difficult puberty: 【You said you let me explore your little secret by myself. From the point of view of fickleness, you are indeed a qualified girl. 】

The two made jokes, but what was outrageous was that not only were they able to catch up with each other's lines, but they actually brought the topic back in the end.

When receiving the mission-related information files, Sakata Gintoki almost cried with joy.

The other party seemed to think of something, and asked again: [By the way, [account] will you let it go? 】

Gojo Satoru's initial mission was actually to teach Sakata Gintoki to put [accounts] in. As a result, things developed unexpectedly later, so Gojo Satoru only explained the theoretical knowledge to the trio, and then transferred the brand-new high school The teaching materials were delivered by post to the address I knew before.

Sakata Gintoki was very shameless and directly blamed it: [The elderly are slow to learn, I threw the textbook to the two brats, they should have learned it. 】

In fact, Gojo Satoru wasn't very surprised by this answer, he didn't pay enough attention to his [account] reconciliation, and he often forgot it.

But at this time, he inexplicably remembered Fu Heihui's character, and his desire to become stronger, and felt that this child might really be able to learn.

After thinking about it, he just instructed: [As a person who has experienced it, I suggest you start preparing for the review now, make a few more copies, and it will be much easier in the future. 】

As for the account, in fact, as long as the strength gap between the two parties is large enough, and they are confident that the curse spirit will be exterminated before it is discovered by ordinary citizens, it will not cause much immediate loss if it is not opened, but it is still impossible to escape if there is a review.

Reviewing this stuff, Sakata Gintoki himself wrote a lot when he was a child, and later he often copied Takasugi's, and now he can't say that he can easily grasp it.

Of course, it is better not to write or not to write.

... Or it would be nice to throw it to two children, because children just need this kind of exercise opportunity.

At this moment, a certain reliable minor felt a chill in his back, as if he was being targeted by something strange.

……

In the next few days, the MLM team has been running around between various mission sites.

Gojo Satoru was very accurate about the strength of several people—or in other words, he was not very accurate about the strength of the two little ones. The two little ones would not be injured to the extent that they would be watched by passers-by, nor would they be able to chop melons and vegetables all the way. Not challenging at all.

Sakata Gintoki has never had a chance to make a move, except that he really loves those supernatural beings. As one of the protagonists of the "Juvenile Jump" series who has reached the full level since he appeared on the stage, he feels that his strength has basically no possibility of improvement. So I took the initiative to leave the exercise opportunity to the two little ones.

——Absolutely not to be lazy, absolutely not!

It may also be because of this reason, no matter how uncommon Xiaotubao showed himself, and even later Fu Heihui often stared at Xiaotubao, as if he wanted to study the other party thoroughly so as to improve himself, Sakata Gintoki still There is no idea of ​​​​studying in detail what the small soil bag is and how capable it is.

Whether it is him or the people around him, he never pays attention to his identity and background before picking up things and going home.

When he was released from prison and hid in the cemetery with injuries all over his body, the old lady Dengshi did not investigate his identity carefully. All the heavenly and human girls he picked up later, the () Dingchun of unknown origin, and the Lengchuan of unknown origin When dealing with people, I have never been entangled.

Of course, the small soil bag is no exception.

——Definitely not out of fear of trouble, absolutely not!

Seeing that Sakata Yinshi was so persistent, Fu Heihui himself gave up, but went to Wanshiwu to check in every day to do tasks, and after finishing the tasks, he returned to Wanshiwu to clean himself up and go home. He insisted on this for two weeks. Meiji didn't realize that this place has shifted from teaching to tasking.

Today's task ended relatively early, and Fu Heihui planned to practice for a while in Wanshiwu.

Tsumiji couldn't see the curse spirit, so naturally she couldn't detect the abnormality of Fu Heihui's shadow.But Fu Heihui looks quite scary during normal training. In order to protect Tsumiji's cardiovascular and cerebrovascular health, the child has been practicing in the Master House before going home, so as not to bring any pressure home.

It's not time for dinner yet, so Liren Lengchuan is not too noisy. He turns on the TV, jumps to the channel at will, stops when he sees delicious food, and expresses his opinions from time to time, arranging tomorrow's recipes. Fu Heihui is busy , but also occasionally insert a few words.

The evil group in Wanshiwu paid meals, needless to say at noon, if Fu Heihui came early or left late, he would also bring a meal with him.

Maybe it’s because going out on a mission together can be regarded as a life-and-death friendship. Although the enemy is not strong enough, the relationship between the trio is still warming up quickly. Even Fu Heihui, who usually doesn’t have high requirements for food, occasionally talks about his preferences. .

By the way, when Fu Heihui revealed for the first time that she didn't like eating red peppers, Sakata Gintoki, who used all her wisdom on evil ways, instantly remembered that when they first met, the taste of the rice balls depended on her own shamelessness , occupied the commanding heights of morality, pretended to be angry, and defrauded the child of the Strawberry Buffet.

Sakata Gintoki was lying dead on the sofa, flipping through the "Shounen Jump" in his hand, looking at a bunch of familiar and unfamiliar manga, feeling a little anxious.

Although everyone was doing their own thing, the atmosphere at the scene was not awkward, just like an ordinary family.

ordinary family...

Under the background sound of the host, Sakata Gintoki covered "Shounen Jump" from his face, pretended to be asleep, and then began to argue with the customer service.

[Let's discuss it, how about another person? 】

Customer service: [I'm very sorry, we cannot meet your request. 】

[But if this continues, Ah Yin, I will have two more children here, and I will not abandon childism!Do you know how Ah Yin and I have lived for more than a month! 】

Customer service: [I'm very sorry, we cannot meet your request. 】

[Then tell Ah Yin the specific standards, right?Endless work is really boring. 】

Customer service: [I'm very sorry, we cannot meet your request. 】

[Are you an automatic reply? 】

Customer service: [No. 】

【Are you Xiaoyu? 】

Customer service: [Yes, Lord Yinshi. 】

Sakata Gintoki:  …

I knew it.

Xiaoyu is a robot maid who works for the old lady Dengshi. She is said to be a machine, but has a high degree of humanity, but it may be that no one has told her to keep her identity secret, so she met someone like Sakata Gintoki just now. This kind of sudden question, I directly admitted it.

Incidentally, Tama was probably one of the most tolerant people towards Sakata Gintoki.

Customer Service (Xiaoyu): [That's all right. 】

Customer service (Xiaoyu): [We can provide teammate exchange coupons here, but which teammate can be summoned in the end, what form is the summoned teammate, and whether it can be allowed to stay in the world you are in now, all of these are It's unknown, can you accept it? 】

Sakata Gintoki:! ! !

This was a complete surprise. Although this so-called summon ticket was full of slots, Sakata Gintoki felt that since he could be called his teammate, it was always better than nothing.

Suddenly, Sakata Gintoki remembered the promise the customer service had made when he was first thrown into this world.

[Didn't it mean that after I left, the time of the world stopped?So what's the matter with you?And what will be the status of the teammates I summon? 】

It may be that he was cheated too much, and Sakata Gintoki became alert, and found that there were quite a few loopholes in this exchange voucher.

What's the use if a suspended teammate is summoned?Use it as a shield? ? ?

And before that, is it true that customer service is online 24 hours a day, and time suspension is a lie!

Xiaoyu gave an explanation before Sakata Gintoki went further.

Probably because he is a robot, his operation of this system is obviously much better than most people before, and the pop-up windows unfolded in front of Sakata Gintoki one after another.

【The timeline where Lord Gintoki is located is indeed frozen, we are not lying about this. 】

[It's better to say that although there are some concealments, we have never lied to Master Diet during the communication process. 】

[But it is a pity that we cannot disclose more for the time being. This violates the regulations. All we can do is to find loopholes in the rules and bring you convenience as much as possible. 】

[However, we can guarantee one thing, the partner you summon will never hold you back, this is the promise of all of us. 】

What Xiaoyu said seemed to reveal nothing, but in fact, the amount of information hidden behind it was almost explosive, and Sakata Ginshi fell into deep thought for a while.

What are the rules?Who made it?What are the benefits of complying?What is the penalty for breaking it?

And since time has indeed stagnated, what kind of state is the person talking to him, and what kind of state is this group of customer service in?

Even going a step further, are these customer service staff really the people that Sakata Gintoki thought they were?

Sakata Gintoki thought calmly, he would not be blinded by a few promises—promises that he would never meet again, and similarly, he would not be fooled by some superficial information.

When he was brainstorming, Xiaoyu had quietly added a special exchange item for Sakata Gintoki in the mall as promised before.

On the screen in the void, on the last page of the shopping mall, there is a summoning ticket that looks like a screenshot from some game, and the name underneath is also ordinary - [just a summoning ticket].

Yes, just call that name.

Sakata Gintoki glanced at it, and it cost about 5000 points for one card.

After he tasted the sweetness of the probability UP, he made up his mind to wait for some UP card to be drawn in the future, so the half of the points he got from doing missions with the children are still saved, and recently because of the sugar The fermentation of the divine religion, the occasional sporadic points obtained, and now there are almost four thousand accumulated.

Sakata Gintoki observed for another two seconds, but found no other information, so he closed the taskbar of the system and began to calculate.

As mentioned before, the summoned person has the opportunity to stay in this world, but the system is obviously not good enough to provide the other party with a valid identity, so if he really stays, he is just a black household. Still the one with nowhere to go.

There is still a child in Wanshiwu. It is not unreasonable for him to bring a person home one day without knowing whether it is a boy or a girl. Although it is not impossible to fool him casually, but he is already suspicious enough. Wu found out that it was not good.

We have to find a way to make the appearance of teammates more reasonable.

Sakata Gintoki kept his face covered by "Shounen Jump". When he was drowsy, he suddenly heard the sound of rustling not far away, and then the sound of two children talking.

It seems that Fu Heihui has almost practiced today and is going home.

Originally, Liren Leng Chuan was somewhat inexplicably hostile to Fu Heihui, but after two weeks of catching up, as a revolutionary partner who also made money to support his family, he would occasionally take the initiative to talk to him, at least to say hello before leaving.

After the two greeted each other as usual, Fu Heihui turned around and walked two steps away, Leng Chuan asked again: "How is the progress?"

Fu Heihui stopped and looked back at him speechlessly.

Liren Lengchuan has been learning various ways of interacting with people through TV recently.

But he can't watch normal TV series, not because of anything else, but because he can't understand the motives of the characters in the TV series.

He once tried to classify actions and emotions into categories, and then memorize them by rote, but because of his insensitivity to emotional feelings, some ironic accidents always occurred in actual operations.

For example, just now he deliberately waited for Fu Heihui to turn his head before asking, just like the idol drama he saw yesterday.

For another example, Leng Chuan Liren's tone was the same as the one on TV when the host urged the cook to serve the dishes just now.

Although they were in contact, Fu Heihui, who also listened and realized what was going on with Leng Chuan Liren, said, "...not bad."

After thinking about it, he answered seriously: "The next step is to subdue the shikigami."

"What does Shikigami look like?" Fu Heihui was about to answer, but Leng Chuanliren answered, "Can you eat it?"

Fu Heihui: "...I don't think so. Although most of the shikigami in the ten shadow spells are in the form of animals, they seem to have something close to human form."

Sakata Gintoki suddenly sat up from the sofa, startling the two children.

"Brother Fuhei, can you lend me your practice guide?"

……

The Tokyo Magic School (Children’s Department) has not promoted the teachings of the Sugar Distraction Sect for a long time because of its mission and avoiding the capitalists who may be found "distraught because of the pregnancy of the younger brother".

In fact, the sugar distraction religion was only a little bit popular at the beginning because infertility is very popular on the Internet, and most people are familiar with it.

After the sugar distraction religion suddenly disappeared, infertility was severely controlled by his elder brother, so he didn't update the relevant content.

Obviously, I was so deep before, but in the end, I didn’t update any content except frantically swiping the screen that day, which can’t help but make people think too much.

Some people joked that the leader was really cheated into it. The lady who knew the passerby who left the message at the beginning also often left a message under the account of the passer-by. Occasionally, some people who don’t know what kind of mentality have a bad mouth and make fun of it. The lady deleted it after a few days. The account has been logged out.

Sakata Gintoki knew nothing about all this.

He just watched the extra points that were originally fragmented but could be reduced step by step by dozens or hundreds of points every day, and then he yawned and continued to run between mission locations.

In the final analysis, strictly speaking, these points were not earned by him by legitimate means. Most of the previous points were earned by relying on Leng Chuanliren and the followers of the Palm Research Association.

They were not present in the riots on the Internet this time, but it was actually because the believers of the Palm Research Society were people who had experienced big scenes (referring to being arrested), so they knew when to be silent.

On the contrary, (under the instruction of the leader) there are almost no true believers in the most lovable sugar distraction sect, and no one has ever really offered sweets except Usahara Tiaoji.

Sakata Gintoki thought sourly.

However, what is unexpected is that not only he can't see it, but a certain old woman who has never met is even more hard to see than him.

The familiar Kamo family, the familiar small courtyard, the familiar gossip group, the familiar topic.

There is also the mother-in-law's familiar, see-through expression.

The mother-in-law narrowed her eyes and said, "I understand."

What do you know.

Kamo Kenji thought expressionlessly.

Although the child is a little rebellious in his heart, I don't know if it is because of the recent etiquette class. Kenji Kamo feels that his mentality has gradually stabilized. When he grows up, he may develop a calm and steady personality that is not surprised by favor or humiliation.

If you think about it that way, it's not bad.

Kamo Kenji, who was having fun while suffering, thought about it, and calmly said: "Grandma, how do you know everything?"

The mother-in-law didn't know if it was because she was too old to understand, or because she didn't bother to be as knowledgeable as a child, and said, "I said this must be Wujowu. If it wasn't Wujowu, why did we retreat when we discovered it?"

Because of her mother-in-law's insistence, and because she seems to be very prestigious (?) among the women in the Yusan family, this opinion spread quickly in private.

Originally, Gojo Satoru was considered a celebrity, and his trajectory was semi-public, so many people questioned the authenticity of the news.

Coincidentally, the information that can be researched overlaps with Gojo Wu himself. When someone is free and wants to find out, the Tangshen Sect disappears, and at the same time Wujo Wu takes over again. Lots of tasks.

It's hard to believe there isn't a connection.

Seeing that this rumor was about to spread in front of the person involved, Kenji Kamo felt that he could not sit still.

"However, I heard from people in the Buddhist monastery that they had contacted the suspect in private, and that the leader was a natural."

"How do you know that people's rolls are natural and not ironed later!"

"Is this the point! And when did you watch Gojo Satoru perm!"

"That's the point!" The mother-in-law refuted loudly, and angrily raised the dessert on the table to throw him.

"There is a saying in our ancestors! All the white hair and silver hair are played by one person!"

This reason is too outrageous, Kenji Kamo instantly tore off his calm mask: "There is no such argument!"

The old and the young were noisy, blushing and thick necked, and the voices of other gossip members eating melon seeds, tearing up CP, and discussing in a low voice didn't know when they disappeared.

A sister in the melon-eating group couldn't help but look out.

The Japanese-style sliding door opened a gap at some point, and a bunch of white hairs loomed in it. Under the sufficient sunlight, countless figures left slanting shadows on the sliding door, which happened to be the quarrel between the two. blind spot.

The little sister couldn't bear it anymore, and gestured to the two who were still arguing.

The two turned their heads to look out the door at the same time.

From the gaps, they can only see many pieces of unfamiliar clothes corners, and a handful of familiar white hairs.

Oh.

The two realized belatedly.

It seems that we are going to have guests at home today.