Most pets steal weird things without their owners knowing

Sakata Gintoki fell face down and fell to the ground, not daring to look up at the faces of the two children.

The first reaction of an adult after a fall is to see if there is anyone around. Now that someone is watching, it is reasonable for Yinsang to pretend to be dead for a while, right?

then--

Sakata Gintoki:  …

Two children: ...

No one speaks.

But not talking doesn’t mean there is no sound. There are sporadic children playing and screaming in the park, the sound of a ball hitting the ground, the sound of leaves being blown by the breeze...

There is also the sound of chewing the little soil bag.

The tin box of canned cat food was squeezed and creaked with the help of Xiaotubao’s unknown digestive organs. The combination of canned meat and abundant juice produced a sound similar to water balloons, which is unique to canned cat food. A faint fishy smell spread slightly in the air.

Liren Leng Chuan gently sniffed the smell in the air, frowned, and muttered softly: "...it's not delicious."

Fu Heihui was in a daze.

And Sakata Gintoki is still playing dead.

The atmosphere was extremely awkward.

Yin Shi: "..."

Help!What should Ah Yin do in this situation?

Why did that little dirt bag come out suddenly?Because I want to catch it but my hand can't reach that long?So you actually want to help me, is that what you mean?

Help, thinking about Ah Yin, how can I justifiably criticize it?After all, strictly speaking, if it weren't for the earth bag who came to save people with injuries, Mr. Xiaoniao couldn't have ended it so easily.

Sakata Gintoki's tall nose bridge was deformed by the floor card, and the fluffy curly hair naturally drooped due to gravity, which made him itchy when it rested on his face.But he didn't dare to pull it away at all, and he didn't even dare to turn his head sideways, because he was afraid of accidentally meeting someone—or the little dirtbag.

At this time, the man heard the sound similar to the operation of the conveyor belt, followed by the sound of chewing that became louder and closer.

It seems that the elongated shadow is about to shrink back.

Under the background of this law, Sakata Gintoki crazily complained almost shamelessly: There is still a shadow of you, why do you need food if you want to help Ah Yin?Can you just take the canned cat food and pass it to me?

It can't be that you are hungry, right?Although I have fed you, haven't you always refused?Not rejecting all comers and not rejecting them at all are essentially the same thing!

If you don't tell me how Ah Yin knows you have to eat!I never had a shadow! ! !

After opening such a new door that "the shadow might need to eat", Sakata Gintoki reacted belatedly and asked a question.

It is known that Sakata Gintoki usually disposes of kitchen waste with small soil bags because he didn't know that the shadow needs to eat before, and the other party will not refuse anyone.

And ever since that boy Leng Chuan came to the house, there was no food left in the house, and the shadow really didn't have any sense of existence...

Sakata Gintoki counted, and he probably, probably, maybe, hadn't fed the shadow for almost two weeks.

With the sound of metal rubbing and the cold floor, the shadow finally returned to Sakata Yinshi's side, as if he didn't understand why the man was sleeping on the ground, and stretched out his familiar, light and chilly tentacles to pat the back of Yinshi's head.

Sakata Gintoki lay on the ground, feeling his heart go cold.

He realized another very important problem.

Forget about that blond stinky brat, from the first meeting to the later getting along, although Sakata Gintoki did not clearly show that he had some peculiar abilities, but he did not particularly conceal his specialness, so even if he finds the shadow of his guardian now In fact, it is like a summoned beast, so I probably won't say much.

But how to fool the sea urchin head?What kind of reaction should an ordinary child have after discovering that the other person is actually a magical boy in the home of a strange adult who only met once?

Why don't you talk?Wouldn't it be frightening?If I really scare the child out of his mind, and there is only one underage girl in the family, wouldn't I be a sinner forever!

Think fast!Think about how you can get this out of the way!

Fu Heihui finally came to his senses, he was a little excited, leaned forward slightly, and was about to get up while holding the coffee table: "You..."

When Sakata Yinshi heard the noise, he misunderstood the reason for Fu Heihui's excitement, and shot up from the ground, trying to shake the pot.

But the opening turned into something strange: "No, it's not Yinsang's fault, and what Ying eats is not what I eat, right? So the sugar god won't abandon me, right?"

"Is this the point!?" Fu Heihui was also very complicated in his heart. He bypassed Leng Chuan Liren, who had no idea why the atmosphere at the scene was so weird, and came to Sakata Gintoki, wanting to observe the man's shadow carefully.

When I met Wujo Wuchu before, the other party mentioned that Fu Heihui was the age of the awakening technique, but he didn't talk about it in detail.

Later, although the young man also mentioned to Fu Heihui about setting up a cram school, but then he seemed to be busy with something, and the matter disappeared. In the past two days, as the shadow's presence became stronger and stronger, he had no idea about the spell Fu Heihui's heart also became anxious.

If the control is not good, it will be over if you accidentally hurt Jin Meihui.

But now, when seeing the shadow of Sakata Ginshi, who clearly belongs to the metaphysics side, Fu Heihui thought that he had found a senior with the same technique.

Because the two were not familiar with each other, and there was Leng Chuanliren beside him, Fu Heihui could only ask tentatively: "Your shadow..."

Sakata Gintoki interrupted in a panic: "Who said this is a shadow? This is a pet! There are also pets that are so black that you can't even see the facial features!"

Fu Heihui pointed out precisely: "Just now you said it was a shadow."

The little soil bag is very picky about timing. At this time, he spit out the iron sheet that was ground into small pancakes, and even the pattern on it was scratched, and hiccupped.

Fu Heihui: "..." Fu Heihui looked at the little earth bag in a daze—is this the technique I am about to awaken?

Not feeling too smart?

"Excuse me, are you from the Chanyuan family?"

"No, Ah Yin, I am a sugar god."

Liren Leng Chuan took a sip of the strawberry milk that Fu Heihui clearly disliked, and then his eyes lit up.

"Can I ask a little bit about your shadow?"

"Shadow? Isn't it just an ordinary shadow? Now that technology is so advanced, everything is smart, there will be some, right? Smart shadows that can be separated from the main body. It's very common, and you can occasionally see them in the discount area of ​​supermarkets."

Liren Lengchuan is holding a 1L bottle of strawberry milk in tons of tons.

Fu Heihui realized that the man was fooling himself, he pondered for two seconds, made up his mind, and tentatively said: "Actually... Actually, I have something to disturb you a little bit."

"Our family doesn't buy newspapers or insurance."

"Who is the salesman!"

Leng Chuan Liren drank too much and wanted to go to the bathroom. He passed in front of Sakata Gintoki and Fuguro Megumi who were confronting each other, walked to the toilet, and then walked back, looking at Sakata Yinshi's shadow elongated again at some point.

The shape of the shadow under Sakata Yinshi's feet was fairly normal, and then a long tail was pulled out, extending all the way to the direction of the bathroom.

Leng Chuanli was tugging at the hem of Sakata Gintoki's clothes, pointing at the shadow on the ground with one hand.

When he discovered where the shadow was connected, the man's expression seemed to be suffocated.

By the way, Fu Heihui, who thought she would awaken such an insatiable technique in the future, was almost suffocated.

"No... no, no, no, there are many other things in the toilet. By the way, the perverted stalker from before made a small room in the mirror of the toilet. Maybe there was something left there to eat."

Sakata Gintoki denied loudly that he had already prepared for the worst as he had a dog at home.

But Dingchun doesn't even eat that!

Sakata Gintoki hurried to the bathroom, followed by Fu Heihui, who floated like a wandering spirit, and Leng Chuanliren, the first discoverer of the crime scene.

After arriving at the scene and seeing the scene in front of them clearly, apart from Leng Chuan Liren, the other two had complicated hearts.

Good news: Xiao Tubao didn't eat rice, nor did he drink toilet water.

Bad news: Xiao Dubao was eating the toilet paper piled under the sink cabinet when Sakata Yin was eating.

Sakata Gintoki pulled out a total of 17 volumes before, and the first one stayed where it was (and was deeply misunderstood because of it), and the second one was put in that cabinet. There should be at least five or six volumes left.

But now, there was only one left in front of Xiaotubao.

Under everyone's silent gaze, Xiaotubao sucked up the last bite of roll paper in his hand like noodles, and then stretched out his tentacles, making a gesture to hook the last roll.

Fu Heihui: "..."

Sakata Gintoki: "..."

Don't eat it! ! !

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