Did Yinshi overturn today?
Chapter 18
Since you are in good health, let's spend today with a smile
This is why Sakata Gintoki set up a stall under the roof with the children.
Beside the steps of the viaduct, Sakata Gintoki was wearing a pair of sunglasses, and on his head was a little black hat for bluffing and tricking anyone who saw it, and there was a folding table that only reached an adult's calf in front of him. , above which is placed a tablet of the God of Sugar.
There is also a warm pennant next to the man, with the words [Thanks to the God of Sugar for saving my life] on it.
Don't ask, the question is Tuohara Tiaoji voluntarily.
Although it doesn't look like it, Sakata Gintoki should have done some work in choosing the location. If you look around, there are four or five competitors scattered scattered on the short street!
It does seem to be a prosperous street.
Refers to the metaphysical sense.
However, although judging from the customers in front of the competitor's booth, this place may indeed be a liar (crossed out), a paradise for metaphysicians, but for Sakata Gintoki, who is unreliable from the name of the religious order to the appearance, it is obvious that attracting customers is still a must. No small challenge.
Although Liren Leng Chuan didn't really participate in the operation of the religious group, he felt that it was not good enough.
At this time, the child's poor vocabulary can even express his inner emotions accurately, but in short, it just can't.
Sakata Gintoki, who didn't know that he was rejected, was still impassionedly promoting the purpose of the company: "Remember, we don't lie to money, we don't lie to feelings, we only lie to faith."
Leng Chuan was puzzled: "How can I buy food if I don't have money?"
Sakata Gintoki really didn't intend to cheat money, he just needs someone to believe in him, and then he can get desserts and points as tributes, and the points can be sold for food.
Although buying food with points sounds very luxurious, but after thinking about it, this is just exchanging toilet paper for high-end ingredients.
The card draw system makes non-chiefs bettors turn around.
But Sakata Gintoki couldn't explain it to Leng Chuan Liren in this way, so he could only use omnipotent sentences.
For example: "This involves the magical operation of adults."
Liren Leng Chuan did not show personal feelings, and asked curiously: "In the world of adults, isn't this considered cheating?"
The other party was innocent, and his expression full of trust could make even the most seasoned liar feel a pang of conscience. Gintoki Sakata choked up, and began to pick out words: "We are lying to faith, and even if we don't have it, there will be other people to do it, At least we are less aggressive than everyone else! Our moral standards are the highest among our peers!"
After speaking, he nodded, trying to strengthen his persuasion.
Liren Leng Chuan seemed to understand, he squatted obediently at the feet of Sakata Gintoki as a mascot.
Although it seems unreliable, but because of the excellent looks of the two of them (Sakata Gintoki wears round sunglasses to cover the dead fish eyes and looks even more serious than normal), so there are actually a few little girls Come over to strike up a conversation with a blushing face.
And Sakata Gintoki said that if you don't lie to your feelings, you won't lie to your feelings.
He said to the little girls with a lonely face: "I have an important mission on my body, and I am destined to be unable to respond to too pure feelings. Don't waste time on me. Compared with me, there are other things around you that are more worth spending your time on." Doesn't it exist?"
Generally, this statement will be mixed with some newly made up stories about the sugar god.
Afterwards, Sakata Gintoki would smile, pretending to cheer himself up, and hand each of the little girls an amulet embroidered with sugar: "All I can do is pray for you silently."
Generally speaking, at this stage, even the little girl who wanted to go fishing just because of her beauty before will deeply reflect on her previous frivolous psychology. The thin-skinned ones will run away if they take the amulet, while the more aggressive ones will give Sakata When I put money in the silver, I hope to make my conscience feel better.
In short, during this morning, many amulets were also sold.
Liren Leng Chuan watched the whole process from the sidelines.
He didn't understand: "Is this not cheating money?"
Sakata Gintoki waved his hand: "They donated them. Yinsang's amulets are all given away for free. There is no hard connection between them. How can it be said that they are cheating money!"
Liren Leng Chuan suddenly realized, with a learned expression on his face.Then he picked up an amulet and asked, "What's in it?"
Sakata Gintoki directly opened one for him to see.
There is only one thing in the amulet, and that is the one on the table, a copy of the spell that was pulled out from the system.
Yes, Sakata Gintoki scanned and copied out many copies of the charm drawn from the system.
This morning, Sakata Gintoki tried to ask the customer service again to ask for the instructions for the spell, but this time the customer service actually responded well.
[This was originally a spell used to summon shikigami, but the last stroke was broken, so the level of the summoned shikigami would not be as high as originally expected. 】
Sakata Gintoki asked the other party very seriously at the time, whether this thing could summon something more ominous besides shikigami. After all, he didn't want to directly face-to-face with monsters and ghosts after triggering the strange switch that day.
Sakata Gintoki imagined the scene for a while, and almost tore off the charm on the spot.
Regarding this question, the customer service patted his chest and assured: [This kind of thing will not happen, this spell can only summon things with pure spiritual power, just like male guards and female guards, different attributes cannot enter]
Sakata Gintoki retorted: "But there are also many perverts who sneak into the women's restroom."
The customer service reassured me in a good-tempered manner, saying that my previous choice of adjectives was inappropriate, but you just need to understand the meaning.
The customer service may be in a really good mood today, but after being asked repeatedly like this, he didn't pretend to be dead like before. After the comparison, Sakata Gintoki unilaterally positioned him as the best customer service in the world.
Therefore, after knowing that there is no harm in this spell, Sakata Gintoki started his peripheral production plan.
He bought a batch of fabrics from the system, and then asked the customer service if he could do the processing on his behalf. After being confused for a while, the customer service replied hesitantly and uncertainly that he could.
After realizing what Sakata Gintoki was going to do, the customer service reminded: [Only the original version can be effective. After copying, it is best if the surrounding air is a little fresher, and the worst may be a piece of waste paper]
Sakata Gintoki: Wouldn't that be better.
So Sakata Gintoki ordered a lot of amulets from the system.
Only spent 150 points.
Huh, it's just a roll and a half of toilet paper.
After posting it all morning, there are forty or fifty left on the table. The words and patterns on the amulets produced by the system are also lace-patterned with gold thread, which looks quite similar.
Liren Leng Chuan held the opened amulet, took out the amulet, and moved his fingers along the strokes.Sakata Yinshi didn't care too much, the man sorted out the harvest of the morning, thinking about whether he should play a little steel ball for a while to relax.
At this time, a piece of news happened to be broadcast on the display screen on the outer wall of a shopping mall not far from them.
[We have just received news that the police have just investigated and dealt with a major violation of laws and regulations. 】
Liren Leng Chuan stopped what he was doing, and raised his head to look at the screen as if aware of it.
[The "Palm Research Association" has been established for more than five years, hundreds of people have been involved in the case, the amount of money involved has been huge, and the social impact it has caused is extremely bad...]
Seeing the little boy watching the news without blinking the final outcome of the palm seminar, Sakata Gintoki rubbed his head and started counting the money.
The amulet is really a gift. Sakata Gintoki is mainly to spread the miracle of the sugar god. Although Sakata Gintoki also accepted the money later, but how much you give depends on the other party's wishes. The final effect is actually better than metaphysics. Setting up a stall is more like begging and performing arts on the street.
[…The main person in charge, Ms. Leng Chuan, will face more than ten years in prison or even life imprisonment, and all property will be confiscated...]
To be honest, even though his mother was discussed in the topic, in the face of such news, Liren Leng Chuan couldn't raise any negative emotions in his heart.
Some are just fun.
The boy laughed suddenly, the sound was very small at first, and then so loud that a strange tearing sensation could be felt in his throat.
Seeing that the child's mood became more and more wrong, Sakata Gintoki took advantage of the child's laughing and coughing, and gently comforted the child while saying: "Sometimes people will encounter some difficulties, and these difficulties may be completely beyond what they were at that time. Endurance is forcing you to collapse, so don’t worry about it at this time, it’s okay to just lie flat.”
"But the most important thing is to remember to stand up after lying down, and remember to take back your losses from those who hurt you."
Sakata Yinshi cleaned up the booth, divided the money into two equal parts, and handed one part to the little boy: "There is a scale in the middle, and everyone's standard is different. For example, I like Yinsang's tacky ones."
Holding the money in his hand, Leng Chuan was a little dazed: "Is it for me?"
"The mascot is also paid, after all, it will depend on you to make a name for yourself in the future." Sakata Gintoki rubbed the boy's head: "Go and eat delicious food."
[Please be vigilant and remind people around you to beware of new types of fraud. 】
In such a background sound, the two went to the convenience store to have a big meal.
The little boy treats.
This is why Sakata Gintoki set up a stall under the roof with the children.
Beside the steps of the viaduct, Sakata Gintoki was wearing a pair of sunglasses, and on his head was a little black hat for bluffing and tricking anyone who saw it, and there was a folding table that only reached an adult's calf in front of him. , above which is placed a tablet of the God of Sugar.
There is also a warm pennant next to the man, with the words [Thanks to the God of Sugar for saving my life] on it.
Don't ask, the question is Tuohara Tiaoji voluntarily.
Although it doesn't look like it, Sakata Gintoki should have done some work in choosing the location. If you look around, there are four or five competitors scattered scattered on the short street!
It does seem to be a prosperous street.
Refers to the metaphysical sense.
However, although judging from the customers in front of the competitor's booth, this place may indeed be a liar (crossed out), a paradise for metaphysicians, but for Sakata Gintoki, who is unreliable from the name of the religious order to the appearance, it is obvious that attracting customers is still a must. No small challenge.
Although Liren Leng Chuan didn't really participate in the operation of the religious group, he felt that it was not good enough.
At this time, the child's poor vocabulary can even express his inner emotions accurately, but in short, it just can't.
Sakata Gintoki, who didn't know that he was rejected, was still impassionedly promoting the purpose of the company: "Remember, we don't lie to money, we don't lie to feelings, we only lie to faith."
Leng Chuan was puzzled: "How can I buy food if I don't have money?"
Sakata Gintoki really didn't intend to cheat money, he just needs someone to believe in him, and then he can get desserts and points as tributes, and the points can be sold for food.
Although buying food with points sounds very luxurious, but after thinking about it, this is just exchanging toilet paper for high-end ingredients.
The card draw system makes non-chiefs bettors turn around.
But Sakata Gintoki couldn't explain it to Leng Chuan Liren in this way, so he could only use omnipotent sentences.
For example: "This involves the magical operation of adults."
Liren Leng Chuan did not show personal feelings, and asked curiously: "In the world of adults, isn't this considered cheating?"
The other party was innocent, and his expression full of trust could make even the most seasoned liar feel a pang of conscience. Gintoki Sakata choked up, and began to pick out words: "We are lying to faith, and even if we don't have it, there will be other people to do it, At least we are less aggressive than everyone else! Our moral standards are the highest among our peers!"
After speaking, he nodded, trying to strengthen his persuasion.
Liren Leng Chuan seemed to understand, he squatted obediently at the feet of Sakata Gintoki as a mascot.
Although it seems unreliable, but because of the excellent looks of the two of them (Sakata Gintoki wears round sunglasses to cover the dead fish eyes and looks even more serious than normal), so there are actually a few little girls Come over to strike up a conversation with a blushing face.
And Sakata Gintoki said that if you don't lie to your feelings, you won't lie to your feelings.
He said to the little girls with a lonely face: "I have an important mission on my body, and I am destined to be unable to respond to too pure feelings. Don't waste time on me. Compared with me, there are other things around you that are more worth spending your time on." Doesn't it exist?"
Generally, this statement will be mixed with some newly made up stories about the sugar god.
Afterwards, Sakata Gintoki would smile, pretending to cheer himself up, and hand each of the little girls an amulet embroidered with sugar: "All I can do is pray for you silently."
Generally speaking, at this stage, even the little girl who wanted to go fishing just because of her beauty before will deeply reflect on her previous frivolous psychology. The thin-skinned ones will run away if they take the amulet, while the more aggressive ones will give Sakata When I put money in the silver, I hope to make my conscience feel better.
In short, during this morning, many amulets were also sold.
Liren Leng Chuan watched the whole process from the sidelines.
He didn't understand: "Is this not cheating money?"
Sakata Gintoki waved his hand: "They donated them. Yinsang's amulets are all given away for free. There is no hard connection between them. How can it be said that they are cheating money!"
Liren Leng Chuan suddenly realized, with a learned expression on his face.Then he picked up an amulet and asked, "What's in it?"
Sakata Gintoki directly opened one for him to see.
There is only one thing in the amulet, and that is the one on the table, a copy of the spell that was pulled out from the system.
Yes, Sakata Gintoki scanned and copied out many copies of the charm drawn from the system.
This morning, Sakata Gintoki tried to ask the customer service again to ask for the instructions for the spell, but this time the customer service actually responded well.
[This was originally a spell used to summon shikigami, but the last stroke was broken, so the level of the summoned shikigami would not be as high as originally expected. 】
Sakata Gintoki asked the other party very seriously at the time, whether this thing could summon something more ominous besides shikigami. After all, he didn't want to directly face-to-face with monsters and ghosts after triggering the strange switch that day.
Sakata Gintoki imagined the scene for a while, and almost tore off the charm on the spot.
Regarding this question, the customer service patted his chest and assured: [This kind of thing will not happen, this spell can only summon things with pure spiritual power, just like male guards and female guards, different attributes cannot enter]
Sakata Gintoki retorted: "But there are also many perverts who sneak into the women's restroom."
The customer service reassured me in a good-tempered manner, saying that my previous choice of adjectives was inappropriate, but you just need to understand the meaning.
The customer service may be in a really good mood today, but after being asked repeatedly like this, he didn't pretend to be dead like before. After the comparison, Sakata Gintoki unilaterally positioned him as the best customer service in the world.
Therefore, after knowing that there is no harm in this spell, Sakata Gintoki started his peripheral production plan.
He bought a batch of fabrics from the system, and then asked the customer service if he could do the processing on his behalf. After being confused for a while, the customer service replied hesitantly and uncertainly that he could.
After realizing what Sakata Gintoki was going to do, the customer service reminded: [Only the original version can be effective. After copying, it is best if the surrounding air is a little fresher, and the worst may be a piece of waste paper]
Sakata Gintoki: Wouldn't that be better.
So Sakata Gintoki ordered a lot of amulets from the system.
Only spent 150 points.
Huh, it's just a roll and a half of toilet paper.
After posting it all morning, there are forty or fifty left on the table. The words and patterns on the amulets produced by the system are also lace-patterned with gold thread, which looks quite similar.
Liren Leng Chuan held the opened amulet, took out the amulet, and moved his fingers along the strokes.Sakata Yinshi didn't care too much, the man sorted out the harvest of the morning, thinking about whether he should play a little steel ball for a while to relax.
At this time, a piece of news happened to be broadcast on the display screen on the outer wall of a shopping mall not far from them.
[We have just received news that the police have just investigated and dealt with a major violation of laws and regulations. 】
Liren Leng Chuan stopped what he was doing, and raised his head to look at the screen as if aware of it.
[The "Palm Research Association" has been established for more than five years, hundreds of people have been involved in the case, the amount of money involved has been huge, and the social impact it has caused is extremely bad...]
Seeing the little boy watching the news without blinking the final outcome of the palm seminar, Sakata Gintoki rubbed his head and started counting the money.
The amulet is really a gift. Sakata Gintoki is mainly to spread the miracle of the sugar god. Although Sakata Gintoki also accepted the money later, but how much you give depends on the other party's wishes. The final effect is actually better than metaphysics. Setting up a stall is more like begging and performing arts on the street.
[…The main person in charge, Ms. Leng Chuan, will face more than ten years in prison or even life imprisonment, and all property will be confiscated...]
To be honest, even though his mother was discussed in the topic, in the face of such news, Liren Leng Chuan couldn't raise any negative emotions in his heart.
Some are just fun.
The boy laughed suddenly, the sound was very small at first, and then so loud that a strange tearing sensation could be felt in his throat.
Seeing that the child's mood became more and more wrong, Sakata Gintoki took advantage of the child's laughing and coughing, and gently comforted the child while saying: "Sometimes people will encounter some difficulties, and these difficulties may be completely beyond what they were at that time. Endurance is forcing you to collapse, so don’t worry about it at this time, it’s okay to just lie flat.”
"But the most important thing is to remember to stand up after lying down, and remember to take back your losses from those who hurt you."
Sakata Yinshi cleaned up the booth, divided the money into two equal parts, and handed one part to the little boy: "There is a scale in the middle, and everyone's standard is different. For example, I like Yinsang's tacky ones."
Holding the money in his hand, Leng Chuan was a little dazed: "Is it for me?"
"The mascot is also paid, after all, it will depend on you to make a name for yourself in the future." Sakata Gintoki rubbed the boy's head: "Go and eat delicious food."
[Please be vigilant and remind people around you to beware of new types of fraud. 】
In such a background sound, the two went to the convenience store to have a big meal.
The little boy treats.
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