Is it wrong to not want to use your brain?

After sending out the birthday present, it was not until the next night that Yue Jianli Hongying received a response.

It can be seen that Zhongyuanzhong is really busy.

"Hello, Tsukase?"

The friend's voice came from the other end of the phone, and the other party coughed seriously, as if wanting to relieve the tension and shock after witnessing the huge impact, but was completely exposed by the uncontrollable trembling in the voice: "It's just... Uh...that Faraday, Ferrari..."

Yuejian Li Hongying calmly reminded: "Chuye-kun, be careful of biting your tongue."

Zhong Yuanzhong also gave a far-fetched explanation: "Cough, I just came back from outside, it's just a little cold."

Hong Ying ruthlessly demolished the situation in Yue Jianli: "But it's April now, did you swim in the sea in the old man's vest and come ashore and haven't wrung it out yet?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also denied in a rough voice: "Who would do such a thing? I'm not that mackerel!"

"But Dazai-kun doesn't know how to wear an old man's vest?"

"Will I be able to wear it!?"

Yuejianli Hongying chuckled, experiencing the joy of teasing a friend for a long time, he stopped in time when the other party did not have an advantage, and asked gently: "Birthday gift, do you like it?"

As soon as this topic was mentioned, Zhongyuan Zhong couldn't help becoming excited. The mature and stable cadre candidate revealed his childlike side: "Of course! This is a Ferrari 250GTO! It is the top collection of my dreams. ! I actually saw the real thing!"

As a sports car enthusiast, Zhongyuan Zhong also naturally paid attention to the top collection that was publicly auctioned abroad some time ago.

Although he expected that the auction would be very fierce, he fell silent the moment he saw the final transaction price of up to 5000 million US dollars.

He carefully estimated that according to the current salary and room for improvement, it is actually not difficult to save this money.

But the key point is that only 39 of this model were produced in total, and the existing number is even rarer. I am afraid that he will not be able to take pictures when he has money.

As a result, when he returned home after finishing his mission today, he actually saw this dream car in his garage.

His first reaction was not shock, but alarm.

—that mackerel came to mess with him again?

Numerous hypotheses popped up in Nakahara Chuya's mind, such as Dazai Osamu stole a luxury car from a rich family and planted it to frame him, or this is a giant explosive specially made in the shape of a luxury car to lure him.

But all the speculation evaporated when he saw the post-it note on the car window.

Although there was no name left on the note, he knew at a glance that it was Tsukasemi's handwriting. The delicate handwriting was like a dragon's snake, and it brought him a pleasant surprise with good news.

Since it was Tsukase who met him, he felt relieved.

Although he was not sure if it was obtained through illegal means, he was sure that the other party would not cheat him—at least subjectively, he did not have this idea.

"Is it the one at the auction?" Nakahara asked excitedly.

Yuejian Li Hongying smiled and said, "Yes."

"Where did you get so much money?" Compared with the joy of receiving the car of his dream, Zhong Yuanzhong was more worried about the other party's financial situation, "Although I am very happy to receive this gift, I never dreamed that I would be here on my birthday." God sees it, but are you really okay? Do you have any savings?"

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that Hongying in Yuejian had been reduced to a penniless pauper, almost living on the street, and the worry in his tone became a little bit more worried: "Tsukinase, send me the bank card number, I'll send you some money."

Yuejian Li Hongying: "?"

what's the situation?Does the guardian have to pay living expenses?

"No, I'm not short of money." He said, "That's the money I cheated, ah no, recently."

"You just said 'cheat', right? "

"That was a slip of the tongue."

Zhong Yuanzhong also felt that he had seen through everything: "Did you use that supernatural ability that can turn gold to deceive again?"

"It's all a slip of the tongue."

"Tell me if you have any difficulties." Nakahara Chuya said earnestly, "It's okay, we are friends."

Seeing that Nakahara Chuya's intention to pay himself living expenses was unstoppable, Tsukimi Ri Hongying had no choice but to briefly explain how she got 100 billion yen from the director department, so as to dispel the other party's idea.

"So, even if I bought you a gift, there is still half of the money left. My savings should be more than yours."

"Uh..." Zhong Yuanzhong was also taken aback when he heard that.

This kind of bad idea of ​​harming others and benefiting oneself is not like what Hongying in Yuejian can come up with in his cognition.

Especially the thoughtless behavior of seeking to drive up prices completely exceeded the limit of this idiot's IQ.

Therefore, there was only one thought in his mind: "That bastard Dazai taught you to do this?"

Definitely the mackerel got the sucker out!

Osamu Dazai sits at home, and the pot comes from the sky.

While marveling at Osamu Dazai's hard power that can be doubted by such a bad thing, Tsukimi Ri Hongying denied, "No, it was my idea."

Zhong Yuanzhong was also stunned: "With your IQ, you can still do such a thing—no, I didn't mean to scold you, but I just think it's a little, uh...unbelievable?"

He tried hard to patch it up, but it was getting darker and darker.

Yuejian Li Hongying sighed sadly: "Mr. Zhongye, I think it is necessary for me to correct your misunderstanding."

Now that he has escaped from the port of Mafia, the previous wrong impression can be deleted with one click.

He is already very busy, but he still has to worry about his hypocritical mental retardation. Isn't that causing trouble for him?

But Zhong Yuanzhong also thought that the real thoughts he blurted out subconsciously stepped on the opponent's thunder point, and he was a little flustered all of a sudden.

No matter how worrying his IQ may be, or how good-natured he may be, it's a disrespectful behavior for so many people to repeatedly call him brainless or not smart in front of him.

What's more, they prepared such a grand birthday gift for themselves, but they didn't receive much positive feedback, and in the end they were questioned about their IQ.

"I'm sorry." Nakahara Zhong also apologized angrily, "I didn't mean what you thought, I just..."

"I don't mean what you think." Yuejian Li Hongying interrupted calmly, "Chuya-kun, not wanting to use your brain doesn't mean you don't have a brain, can you understand?"

"Do you still remember the first mission we cooperated with each other?" He was persuasive, helping the other party recall the past, "I walked out of the elevator that day and said that you were a safety device for Huangba, and that you were finally abandoned by the "sheep" up. "

Zhong Yuanzhong was also a little surprised: "Do you remember so clearly?"

This happened three years ago, and he didn't have that clear memory of that period, he only remembered a vague outline.

"Because I have a good memory." Yuejian Li Hongying said lightly, "Aren't you surprised? Why do I know this kind of thing without participating in it, and it's so specific?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also asked suspiciously: "Didn't the leader or Dazai tell you?"

"Mr. Mori has no reason to tell this kind of thing to me who also just joined the port Mafia and was not trusted. As for Dazai-kun, we were not that close at the time."

"Then you are..."

Yuejian Li Hongying wrote lightly: "This kind of thing can be guessed by using your brain, right? Didn't you finally discover the truth?"

Zhong Yuanzhong also fell into silence. After a long time, he told the truth in an unbelievable tone: "So you are not a single-celled creature with a bad brain—"

"Bingo—"

"Bingo is a ghost!!" Nakahara Chuya really wanted to rush over and lift his collar to ask clearly, "It means you have played tricks on us for three whole years!? After a long time, in your eyes, we are the real idiots ??"

"That's not my fault." Yuejian Li Hongying's tone was very innocent, as if he used to pretend to be stupid and didn't have any evil intentions to cause trouble, "It's because you think I'm an idiot. people believe."

Occasionally he finds the reactions of others amusing.

Yes, only occasionally.

"Isn't it because of the brainless things you did!? Who would do this to a normal person!" Zhong Yuanzhong was not fooled by him, "I remember when we first met, the leader asked what you have Opinion! But you said no!"

"I can't help it." Yuejian Li Hongying said confidently, "I don't want to use my brain, I'm very tired."

The corner of Zhongyuan Zhongye's mouth twitched: "Isn't that mackerel alive and well?"

"But he doesn't have the power bonus. I'm different. If Mr. Mori finds out, I'll have both civil and military skills."

"Uh..." He actually thought it made sense.

Seeing that it was effective, Yue Jianli Hongying struck while the iron was hot. He learned the methods that Osamu Dazai had demonstrated several times but none of them worked. He pretended to be weak and helpless, and pitifully told his own difficulties: My physical condition is not very good, and I often have headaches, didn't you pick me up fainting in the corridor?"

Zhong Yuanzhong was also impressed by that incident: "But wasn't it because you stayed up all night?"

"Headache is also one of the reasons. The pain is worse than death. How can I sleep?"

In Yue Jianli, Hong Ying selectively forgot that time because of the online match with Xia Youjie, and attributed everything to the headache.

In order to give a reasonable explanation, he deliberately said in an exaggerated direction, and also brought out the conclusions drawn from the Jiashen Glass, specifically emphasizing that this is a permanent sequelae.

Sure enough, Zhong Yuanzhong no longer pursued his intentional concealment, but expressed great concern about his situation: "Then what should we do? Then you will be in pain for the rest of your life?"

"It's okay." Yuejian Li Hongying comforted the other party instead, "It's not like it hurts all the time, just be patient when it happens."

Zhong Yuanzhong also smacked: "Speak lightly."

"Aside from being patient, is there any other way - well, let's not talk about this, I have one more thing to tell you."

Determined that Nakahara would not blame himself any more, Tsukimi Ri Hongying did not intend to continue this topic. It just so happened that he had never mentioned his real name, so he took this opportunity to shake it out together: "Actually, my name is not Tsukasemi."

"Tsk, you have hidden enough secrets." Zhong Yuanzhong was already numb from the successive shocks, and this matter was easier to accept, "Then what's your name?"

"Seeing Li Hongying in the moon."

Zhong Yuanzhong also thought about it, he didn't have much impression of the name.

In terms of the popularity in the world, the name Tsukasemi must be more widely circulated, and the real name of Tsukimi Rihongying was only a few years ago as an official member, so naturally it is not so well-known.

Even if he has made a big noise now, it is only known in the closed magic world.

"Why did you make it so complicated?" Zhong Yuanzhong asked incomprehensibly, "You are not usually very mysterious, you can find out after a little investigation, right?"

Tsukimi Ri Hongying smiled, and said the naive idea back then: "At the beginning, I just wanted to make a classification, and the good was classified as "Tsukimi Ri Hongying", and the evil was classified as "Tsukigasemi", that's all . "

But he doesn't care anymore.

Goodness has nothing to do with him, and it has nothing to do with "Yue Jian Li Hong Ying".

He seemed to take the initiative to step into the side of saving people, but he was very clear that from the moment he was stained with blood under his real name, he was nothing.

It's like standing in the sun but choosing to look down at your own shadow. The body is burned by the light, and the eyes can only see darkness.

He is a muddy person.