Home has a fairy attack

She Yaozu gritted her teeth in a fit of ancestral spirit, but Xuanyuanming's mouth was twisted with joy, um, his idiot looks good with a spatula!

"Stupid, the pot seems to be smoking." With a gloating tone, Xuanyuan Ming didn't mind at all facing the furious She Yaozu. In fact, he felt that She Yaozu was the most angry when he was arguing with him. The feeling between the two Also the closest.

"Ah~~~~Xuanyuanming, you bastard!" She Yaozu hurriedly rescued the sweet and sour fish, his mouth was full of anger, "I saw it, why didn't I say it earlier!" He obviously wanted to say to cook a good meal , it's better now, I don't know if I can eat the sweet and sour fish paste.

"I'm a good-for-nothing fairy." Xuanyuanming added fuel to the flames without fear of death, making She Yaozu want to kill him.

"I really should destroy you with a shovel!" The hard-working fish paste was gone, no one would be in a good mood, and She Yaozu was even more resentful and hated Xuanyuanming to death.

"Stupid, you are violent." Xuanyuan Ming reminded leisurely, so a small spatula really has no lethality, okay?If the idiot said that he was not allowed to touch him in the future, maybe he would be a little bit more scrupulous.

She Bao didn't know anything, just listened to She Yaozu and Xuanyuan Ming patronizing and ignoring him, and began to cry unbalanced in his heart.

"Why are you still in the kitchen? Can you cook or cook? Didn't you hear the children crying?!" I was really going to be pissed off, why did the person who promised to take good care of the children act as if he didn't hear it? ?Such a big man, why is he unreliable at all?

"Stupid, you really look like a good wife and loving mother!" Xuanyuan Ming didn't forget to tease She Yaozu when he left, and he was so angry that he wanted to smear some muddy sweet and sour fish on his face and forget it!It's really shameless, Xianjun and other non-human beings are really the most annoying!

"asshole!"

She Yaozu vented his anger and threw the green vegetables into the pot to fry, as if the green leafy vegetables were Xuanyuan Ming.

As soon as Xuanyuan Ming appeared, She Bao stopped crying, clapped her little hands to be hugged, and kept yelling 'Dad, Dad', although it was still vague, but it was enough to calm Xuanyuan Ming.

"Well, you little thing, I know it's a bad thing, and now I want to make up for it." Holding She Bao in his arms, Xuanyuan Ming kissed his little face, "Come on, call Dad, listen .”

Although she didn't get along with She Bao for a long time, She Bao obviously liked Xuanyuanming very much. As soon as he appeared, She Bao would lie in his arms, and she didn't need to be hugged by She Yaozu.

Taking advantage of She Bao's opportunity to get close to him, Xuanyuan Ming began to teach She Bao how to speak.This is his great plan to save the country with curves.

Since the idiot regards She Bao as more important than him as an immortal, he has no choice but to use the child a little bit. When She Bao can no longer leave him, he does not believe that the idiot will still be indifferent to him.

In fact, his education is still very successful, at least She Bao has started to call him dad vaguely, this is definitely something worth celebrating, so when She Yaozu announced that he can have dinner, he said excitedly, "Good son , call out to your father."

She Baorou's small body was nestled in Xuanyuan Ming's arms, and she obediently yelled "Dad, Dad" to She Yaozu, and her saliva flowed out.

dad?

She Yaozu didn't understand, and looked at Xuanyuan Ming suspiciously, "Did you teach She Bao something strange?" Thinking of Xuanyuan Ming's mouth from time to time, some very incomprehensible alien languages ​​such as those that are in line with international standards will pop up , he began to worry.What if She Bao can't communicate well with people when she grows up?

"She Bao called you daddy, so of course I have to call me daddy! After all, we are a family." Xuanyuan Mingchou shamelessly positioned himself, regardless of whether She Yaozu agreed or not, "Or do you want to be an idiot?" Ask She Bao to call you mother? In fact, I think mother is not bad."

Needless to say too much, when Xuanyuan Ming said the first sentence, She Yaozu had already fully understood the meaning of the word "father". Although the name is different, the meaning is the same. Words are definitely not good words.If it wasn't for being in front of She Bao, She Yaozu would have to reveal the table.

"Bastard, don't you want to eat anymore!" I've said it a million and a million times, and he doesn't want to emphasize it anymore. He's a man, not a woman, okay?Why can't this brain-damaged fairy just understand human words?It's really not worth it and tiring to be angry every time because of this kind of thing, okay, why can't you understand his feeling of not wanting to quarrel with others, "You are crazy!" She Yaozu rolled his eyes, and it was over. a topic.

No matter how angry you are, you still have to eat the meal. Although it was a bit late, it was originally intended to be eaten by Xuanyuan Ming.

"Silly, the sweet and sour fish is delicious." Xuanyuan Ming eats very elegantly, not vulgar and unreliable like him at all, "I like it very much, silly, don't do it carelessly in the future!"

Looking at Xuanyuan Ming's expression, She Yaozu knew that he was not lying, but he felt awkward no matter what he heard, what do you mean don't do it carelessly?

"What do you want to do again?" You have to be on guard for every meal, really tired, okay?

She Yaozu is a little sad, why does he feel that life is full of burdens?

"I don't want to do anything, it just means it literally." Xuanyuan Ming smiled nicely, and gently wrapped She Bao's outstretched little hand in his palm, "This is wine, you little thing can't drink it." Said beautifully Take a sip, although it is not as good as fairy wine, but it was bought for him by a fool, so we should cherish it extra.

"I'm a poor teacher, and I can't afford to support you as a majestic fairy. The small halls and temples here can't accommodate you, a great god, so you should go back and forth wherever you come from!" Isn't it enough to have a full meal?Still want to stay at home?Didn't you see that the place here is so small that there is no place for him to sleep?Besides, he is not a nanny, so why cook for him.snort!

"Don't worry, this fairy is definitely easy to support." Xuanyuan Ming was thick-skinned, pointing to She Bao who was swaying in his arms, "I don't eat and drink for free, I can help take care of the children."

The full-time baby dad must do a good job. After the idiot in his family is born, he will have experience, so he doesn't need to be in a hurry.

"I will bring the child by myself." She Yaozu gave Xuanyuanming a blank stare.

"It's so boring to be alone, you see how lively the house is with me here. Even She Bao is happy, you can't see me without me~" Xuanyuan Ming began to curve to save the country, "You are willing to let She Bao Do you think I want to cry?"

Facts have proved that She Yaozu is unable to deal with thick-skinned people, especially when he still has the amulet, he would cry when he asked Xuanyuan Ming to leave She Bao, which made him very helpless and had no choice but to compromise.

"Hey, you didn't pinch She Bao on purpose to make him cry just now, did you?" Thinking about it, I felt something was wrong. Why did you get so close to the hooligan? It was obviously the first time we met.