Home has a fairy attack

In the small wine shop by the street, She Yaozu drank in a dull mood, only feeling that he was getting more and more annoyed by the loud noises, it was not quiet at all!

what!Isn't it the number one scholar marrying a wife?Isn't it the prime minister marrying his daughter?What a big deal!What a big deal! ?Is it related to you?does it matter? !What are you happy about!What a pleasure!

He raised his head and took a sip of the wine, feeling bitter in his heart. Seeing the Zhuangyuan Lang in a red robe and riding a handsome horse getting closer and closer to the shop where he drank, trying his best to be bitter is not as good as eating Coptis chinensis. People are blurred, he is definitely not drunk, his eyes are just tired from reading, that's why his eyes feel dry, astringent, hot, as if something is about to rush out.

In order to stop the raging desire, She Yaozu took a sip of wine, but because his hands were too shaking, he poured it into the trachea, choking and coughing into a ball, again and again, and the desire that could no longer be restrained became salty. The astringent liquid surged out, and there was no one around. Even the store owner wanted to see the style of the number one scholar and left him alone in the store. Fortunately, it was like this. see.

She Yaozu staggered up when there was no more wine poured into the flagon. He put the money for the wine on the table casually, not wanting to see the number one scholar and the people around him clasping their fists, so he muttered drunkenly, "Desperate!" What!"

Absolutely angry!Absolute hate!

Unwilling to go back to his residence reeking of alcohol, She Yaozu went straight to the deserted street. Now he doesn't like hustle and bustle, and hustle and bustle is a lot of torture to him!

Now he doesn't meet anyone!

But God is like this, people are already unlucky but they don't even give you cold water to drink.

She Yaozu was rejoicing that no one came to disturb him when a woman in a strange dress blocked his way, holding a transparent ball he had never seen before in her hand, and there was a purple arc like lightning in it. The smile on his face also made She Yaozu feel weird, being stopped by such a creepy-looking woman, he was mostly sober from the wine.

In line with the rules of life that people don't offend me and I don't offend others, and well water doesn't offend river water, She Yaozu wanted to avoid her interception and leave from the side. You walk your Yangguan road, and I cross my stone road.

The idea is beautiful, but the reality is cruel. The ten big characters make She Yaozu's legs weak.

No matter how he walked, that woman in a strange dress always had a way to stop him, and finally he stopped unbearably, "Miss, you are blocking my way."

"You are a lady! Your whole family is a lady!" The strangely dressed woman grabbed him by the collar and dragged him away. When she stopped, She Yaozu had only half his life left.She was almost strangled to death.

She Yaozu who was in a coma was still thinking, he was very polite just now, why did this lady suddenly go berserk?

"Wake up, wake up, what about you, hurry up and die for me, and let me do a fortune telling for you!"

The ancestors of the She family are above all. Although he is not smart, he has been studying diligently. I ask the ancestors to bless him and not let him be beaten to death.

He obviously opened his eyes, but before he could speak, he was stunned by the fist in front of him. It is already a very tragic thing to land on the ground. The bride is married, and the groom is not me. Jiu Xiaochou will be in danger of life if you are alone?

The ancients said that misfortunes never come singly, the ancients can't afford me.

"Hey~ Didn't you open your eyes? Why did you faint again?"

I won't tell you that I'm pretending to be unconscious, I don't want to see you, you shrew, witch, violent maniac!

I don’t know if She Yaozu’s inner monologue has been leaked, but his technique of pretending to be dizzy is really not very good, so he was kicked directly, “I warn you, get up obediently before I have patience, or I will let you sleep Go to Hades' bed!"

"You witch! How dare you commit such atrocities in broad daylight, aren't you afraid that the government will catch you!"

She Yaozu opened his eyes angrily, seeing the witch's unrepentant sneer and trembling with anger, her fair little face was so angry that it was like rouge was applied.

"Who is talking about a witch, your whole family is a witch!" The woman who was said to be a witch was not happy, but seeing She Yaozu who was about to collapse, she didn't hit him again, but suddenly smiled as warm as the spring sun, "Forget it, forget it , because you are young and ignorant, and you are good enough, I will spare you this time, come over here, let me do the math for you, and see if you are a destined person."

She Yaozu didn't want to submit obediently, but the demon girl's aura was so strong that he couldn't run away, so he had no choice but to sit opposite the demon girl, obediently put his hand on the transparent ball with purple arcs inside, In order to ease the fear, he asked casually, "What is this? Why have I never seen it before?"

The witch on the opposite side rolled her eyes secretly, she was really stupid, wouldn't you be surprised how these stools, tables and this signboard came from?

"Why, you like it. If you are obedient, I can give you one."

"No, no need, gentlemen don't take away people's love." She Yaozu didn't dare to look at the witch at all, and only asked his ancestor to show his spirit, so that all this would end as soon as possible.

"Gentleman? I really didn't see it!" The witch deliberately said annoying words, but She Yaozu dared not speak out, but stared fiercely at the transparent ball. What the hell is going on here?"

The ball is like a player, it contains all the things that She Yaozu has experienced, and now it happens to be the scene of him going to Beijing to rush for the exam.

"What's the fuss, didn't you see the signboard of my Xinxin Shensuan?" Xinxin Shensuan, who has always been called a witch, pointed to the signboard very proudly, and there were indeed four big characters Xinxin Shensuan on it!

She Yaozu was so shocked that he couldn't utter a word. He wanted to take his hand back, but he really didn't want outsiders to know his downcast appearance. Unfortunately, things didn't work out. His hand seemed to be stuck to a transparent ball. It was not until he met Xinxin Shensuan that his hand was free again.

"Oh, what's the matter, look at your depressed face, isn't it just broken love, what's the big deal, and you still use alcohol to relieve your worries, it's no wonder that you won't be laughed at when you return to Xianjia Town like this, You are really embarrassing the ancestors of your She family!" Xinxin couldn't understand She Yaozu's wimpy look on the verge of death, and slapped him hard on the back of the head, hitting She Yaozu's eyes with stars.

Before he could explain that it was because other people knew about the embarrassing incident, he felt sad. When he came back to his senses, he could still see the shadow of Xinxin's fortune-telling. Apart from him, there was only a painting scroll on the ground in the huge street. It was quiet. It seemed that he was always the only one, and everything that happened just now was like a hallucination after he was drunk.

"It's really a nightmare!" After chanting a curse, She Yaozu turned around and left. After two steps, he turned around and picked up the painting scroll and hugged it in his arms. gone."