A love life with a superhuman

Girls are very particular about taking pictures.

Whether it's angles, makeup, filters, or backgrounds, poses and so on.

It is necessary to prepare in the early stage and make a good picture in the later stage.

Anyway, once the photos are posted on social networking sites, they must be in their most perfect state.

But it doesn't mean that if you don't send out the photos, you have to take pictures of your own face, right?

I looked at the frozen picture, and was taken a step ahead by the superpower, and I clicked on the confirmed "Yan Yi" photo, and fell into a state of not knowing whether to be angry or not.

In the photo, I was pinched by Saiki Kusuo next to me, and I was squinting at him, while he was looking at me sideways, with the corners of his mouth curled up.

There is nothing wrong with him in this photo, but I feel that I am very happy no matter how I look at it.

I turned my head to look at him, his expression didn't change, he just blinked.

Inexplicably, I could see such a little bit of innocence in his expression.

There is no doubt, there is no need to doubt, this is definitely fake.

【I think it's cute. 】

He calmly picked up the printed photo, looking quite satisfied with it.

"Are you sure?" I narrowed my eyes, revealing my doubts.

I raised my hand and put it on his face instead, but I pulled it back without retaliation.

I touched his face and fell into silence, just face to face with him like that, and there was a subtle stalemate.

For a few seconds I thought nothing of it.

Saiki Kusuo looked down at me slightly, he probably didn't know what I was going to do.

Me: "To be honest, I'm bored of talking about your face..."

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

Me: "Because you don't resist at all! Your expression doesn't change at all! Even if it's so cute, it won't make you happy to get back at all?! Every time you pull my face like this, no Do you all think my changing expressions are funny?"

【perhaps? 】

"You still ask?"

[Then what do you want? 】

"I do not know either……"

I touched his face, but I didn't want to let go because it felt so good.

But if this continues, I somehow feel like a slut who is taking advantage of others.

And the way he continued to look at me with no expression actually made me feel a little bit of a subtle sense of guilt.

I don't know what's going on, I probably lost my mind, I stretched out a finger, picked his chin, and said directly, "Give me a smile."

Qimu Nanxiong: "..."

He slowly moved his gaze away and looked to the side.

Then, I heard: "poof" laughter.

I:"……"

My face turned red, and I clenched my fist and hammered him on the shoulder: "I asked you to laugh at me! I didn't ask you to laugh at me!"

……

Things like taking pictures... selfies are definitely OK.

However, the self in other people's lens may not necessarily be normal.Even in the photo album of my best friend, it will become an emoji from time to time.

If a boyfriend takes a picture of himself, there is a high probability that it will be the perspective of death.

After coming out of the photo machine, I suddenly remembered that I hadn't tried to get my boyfriend to take a picture of me.

Now that you think of it... then you can try it.

I motioned for Saiki Kusuo to take out his new phone and turned on the camera again.

And began to look for places in the mall with good lighting and good decoration.

In any case, this can be regarded as the only way for normal people to fall in love.

[The only way for normal people to fall in love is so strange. 】

The person with superpowers stood opposite me with a mobile phone and complained.

I feel like he is expressing a feeling of: "I really can't do anything about you, I'll just see what else you want to do...".

"Otherwise, what do you think is the only way to fall in love?" I raised my eyebrows and asked back.

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, probably unable to think of any answer for a while, he paused, and said: "Listen to you."

This was said so cutely that I was even taken aback.

I blinked before I was relieved, and commanded neatly: "Then take a picture."

However, after a few minutes.

I felt that the shot was similar, so I leaned over and looked at the phone in his hand.

I didn't have any expectations, but after flipping through the photos I just took in the album, I was shocked.

"How did you manage to take such perfect shots! You actually turned an ordinary smartphone into a professional camera!"

Don't many girls complain about their boyfriend's terrible photography skills?There are even video tutorials online that teach boyfriends to take pictures.

In the end, this guy's photos are even better than mine, right? !

Is this an ordinary photo? !Isn't this really an artistic photo that I spent money to hire a photographer to take? !

Not a single photo needs to be discarded!I don't even need to refine it myself.

[Yeah, yeah, this is very simple. 】

The psychic responded to my surprise lightly.

I:"……"

Almost forgot that this guy has nothing bad at all, only things he wants to do and doesn't want to do.

hateful!It was installed by him again.

……

My boyfriend does have his own little temper.

It's okay to treat him as an omnipotent wish-granting machine.

Even if it was an ordinary request, he did it.But what he really wants to do and what he doesn't really want to do will make the effect completely different.

For example, after I got home, I turned on the chat software on my mobile phone, and finally I was able to make the mobile phone play a practical role in the relationship.

【Me: Send me a photo-】

【Kusuo: Picture】

……

[Me: Stop!I sent all the photos you took to me when I was in the mall just now. 】

【Kusuo: Picture】

[Me: I don't want the group photo I took before, hey. 】

【Me: The cat is angry? gif】

[Me: Can't you read my thoughts? ! 】

【Kusuo: ...】

[Kusuo:? 】

【Me: Don't pretend you can't hear me. 】

【Me: What I want is your selfie! 】

[Kusuo: No. 】

【Me: Then you shoot now——】

I stared at the chat record a little speechlessly, and it took almost half a minute before the photo was uploaded.

【Kusuo: Picture】

【I:……】

I clicked on the picture and saw that it was probably an ordinary straight man sitting in front of a desk, simply standing up his phone and taking a random photo of himself facing his face, and fell into deep thought.

The esper in the photo is still expressionless, and the green glasses are even reflecting under the light.

To be reasonable, although the person's own appearance is left there, no matter how he shoots, he won't be ugly.

But... Where did the god-level photo taking skills on the street during the day go?This is obviously not in line with his photography skills.

[Me: Another one, you should be a little more serious. 】

【Kusuo: Picture】

【Me: Didn't you just switch from sitting at the table to the bed?There is no change in expression!Are you showing off that you can take pictures lying down as well as sitting down? ! 】

【Kusuo: Picture】

【I:……】

[Me: It's just standing up! !And it's still the same!Copy and paste? 】

[Me: Can you take a good photo. 】

[Me: Where are people? 】

After a few minutes.On this night when I was about to enter the good night state, I finally saw a wonderful photo that was not inferior to the technique when I took pictures of me before——

It was a photo of... a coffee jelly as if it had been photographed by a professional photographer.

The man with superpowers didn't show up, but his hand was photographed in the photo, and he even made a cute gesture of yes.

【I: ... (cover face)】

【Me: It’s too much—poisoning late at night. 】

[Kusuo: Today's photo sending business has been suspended, please come back tomorrow. 】

【I:……】

Is this guy being cute? Damn it.

It’s already too much to give people sweets at night, and the ordinary coffee jelly is photographed as a dessert in a high-end restaurant. Isn’t this tempting people to eat at night?No, no, sweets are not allowed at this time.

As a result, when the superpowers take selfies, their expression is nothing but expressionless.

I put down my phone angrily, and took out the photo stickers I took outside during the day.However, when I saw the two of them smiling in the photo, I couldn't help but hooked the corners of my lips again.

I stood up, rummaged through the bookshelves, and after searching for a long time, I finally found a photo album that I hadn't opened for a long time.

It is all taken by some family members. There are photos of me from childhood to adulthood, from infancy to kindergarten, elementary school, and junior high school.

There are three children in our family, and there are many photos.When I first sorted out and made the photo album, I was overwhelmed.

In short, three books have been sorted out. Of course, the protagonist of this book is me, but there are also brothers who appear on the scene.

There are pictures of me and Ichigo wearing bunny costumes and hugging dolls together when we were young, and there are also photos of Ichigo holding on to the corner of Sanyue’s clothes and crying to prevent him from going to school, while I watched the play with a lollipop in my mouth Photo.I have to say that the father who took the photo is also a bit of a bad taste.

Of course, after all, it’s Xiao Shuran, and there’s also a photo of me and a person with superpowers.

Two kids wearing kindergarten uniforms and holding hands from kindergarten age.I really miss that immature but expressionless little face.

When I was in elementary school, I probably disliked him for not being able to smile when taking pictures. I reached out and pulled his cheeks, but he still had a small expressionless face.

The photo of junior high school graduation, well, the pink-haired boy standing next to me, still expressionless.

I rubbed my chin, held up my phone and took pictures of him, and then sent them to the superpower on the other side of the phone one by one.

[Me: Take a look. 】

【Me: You gave me a smile when you took pictures. 】

【Me: I obviously smiled naturally today! 】

[Kusuo: I will laugh when I take pictures with you in the future. 】

[Me: What about taking selfies? 】

[Kusuo: No need to take selfies. 】

【Kusuo: It's too stupid. 】

[Me: Then you should give full play to your excellent photography skills?Wouldn't it be nice to take a selfie? 】

[Kusuo: No need. 】

【Me: Is it necessary to shoot me and coffee jelly? 】

【Kusuo: That’s for sure. 】

[Me: Hello. 】

【Kusuo: Yeah, yeah, it's really troublesome. 】

[Kusuo: If you want to look good and smile, you can take pictures yourself. 】

【I:……】