A love life with a superhuman

As an otaku, one must love and be addicted to the Internet.

I love everything high-tech that brings convenience.

Mobile phones, tablets, computers, and game consoles are all the equipment I want to get.

Of course, it costs money to buy these things, but unlike the pitiful psychic next door who only has [-] yen in pocket money every month, and needs to budget carefully to wait for the new year's money to buy a larger electrical appliance, I probably don't lack pocket money that much. money.

Well, my pocket money is already a bit more than his. I help out in my own cake shop on weekdays, and the pocket money my parents give will increase.There is also a lot of lucky money during the Chinese New Year, and it is also given by my brothers.

In addition, I have never been particularly persistent in spending money (unlike someone, coffee jelly is a necessity), so I can still save money.

Since entering high school, my room has been gradually added with all kinds of ideal equipment.

On the contrary, the purchase of paper books has gradually decreased. After all, many works can be directly purchased and viewed online.

When there is nothing to do, it’s okay to be addicted to the Internet. After all, time in this world is in an infinite loop, and I don’t worry about wasting time at all.The schoolwork aspect is also very easy for me, so - the acquisition of happiness is actually quite simple.

I also often use two things at once. For example, when I am chatting with my mobile phone in my hand, I may still have a tablet with games on my lap.

That's it for today.

I did it again while I was in my room.

Then, the esper who was sitting on the other side reading a book glanced at me and complained: [Which one are you playing? 】

Does this question seem to be heard often?But this is for efficiency, right?Didn’t this person also do his homework (he didn’t need to read the homework book at all) while watching TV?

Moreover, my kind belongs to the status quo of contemporary young people.

He couldn't understand and couldn't help it.I also said before that people with super powers don't have mobile phones.Naturally, he doesn't surf the Internet either.

From the point of view of today's young people: this person is—an antique from the last century.

"Who are you talking about?" Obviously, he was a little bit annoyed at my inner slander.

"So what do you think the Internet is?" I finished replying to the message from my friend and turned off the game.

Then, he placed the tablet with the screen turned on in his hand, intending to discuss this issue with him.

"A place of lawlessness." He picked up my tablet with downcast eyes, looked at it casually, his face was still expressionless, and his movements were too casual. It seemed that this tablet was just like an ordinary wooden board to him, "Full of rumors , slander and the like.”

Hearing this statement, I sighed.

"...In a sense, there are quite a lot of these things you mentioned. Although as long as you don't look at it, you won't be out of sight and out of mind, but once you see it, it will still make people's blood pressure rise, right?"

[(Yeah, yeah. What did you see?) "It's nothing." I shrugged, "I just opened up a dozen trumpets to fight with black fans on the Internet. Who told them to say my brother's What a bad word, hmph."

[It's really not easy for you. 】

"It's not easy being an idol." I pouted.

These days, as soon as the keyboard is used, people can express their opinions freely through the network cable, whether it is rumors or slander, there are naturally many excessive ones.

Although this is also the price of fame, it is impossible to only have supportive voices.

But I don't know how sad idols who really love their profession will feel when they see those remarks.People who are familiar with them and who know their essence in reality will be more angry.

"How should I put it? Anyway, it's a double-edged sword. There are bad things, and there are good things that are convenient—let's get back to the topic." I clapped my hands. Interested e-books, comic videos, etc.? If you don’t try new things, you will never know the charm of them.”

……

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, and opened one of the apps.

[Just try it for a while. 】

I shrugged indifferently, made a casual gesture with you, clicked on the audio game on the phone, plugged in the earphones and started playing activities.

After half an hour, I was dumbfounded.

Yes, I am stupid.Because my boyfriend showed me what is called the essence of human beings on the spot, just... Even people with superpowers are no exception. Although Zhenxiang will be late, she will never be absent.

"You are too weird." I stared at him with a ridiculous face.Although I think I can give him some relief—but, he ate it too fast, right?

Should it be him?

[Because you really don’t have to worry about being spoiled, you can buy and watch it directly by clicking it? 】

"Yeah, yeah, I said it, did you think I was lying to you before?" I imitated his tone and complained expressionlessly.

[The person who posted the comment will actually tell you in advance that he is going to spoil it, so you can selectively avoid it!Are they angels?In this way, you can see other people's feelings about the work and avoid spoilers?Wouldn't it be possible to achieve screening and completely avoid bad jobs? 】

"But reviews are still very subjective, don't believe them all. Some bad works will still be sought after. Not all works that I think are good-looking are not necessarily good reviews." I propped my chin numbly.

Ah, these days, there are too many types of works, and each has its own favorite. Personal taste is very important, and I will not completely trust the reviews.

"By the way, are you a little excited?"

This guy is just like a child who got a new toy.

Probably because he heard my voice, the person with super powers glanced at me, and his expression returned to the state I was familiar with in an instant.

Pretending, is this pretending? !Do you still want to hide your cuteness with a cold and handsome look? This hateful guy!

I rushed over and stretched out my hand to pluck his cheek.Even though the way his cheeks were being pulled was very joyful, he was still unmoved and remained expressionless.

Obviously, I couldn't do anything with him, so I gave up.Simply lean on him and look at the interface of the tablet webpage he opened with him.

[Can I still buy things? 】

"Okay." I sighed, and it turned out that the familiar coffee jelly was on the page. "This is really cheap. There are discounted prices on the Internet from time to time. If you place an order, it can be delivered to your home in one day."

【So fast? ! 】

"Because it's a courier? By the way, it's already very slow. You can obviously go there and come back again?"

[Don't describe teleportation as an onomatopoeia, isn't it great that you don't have to go out at all?What are you dissatisfied with. 】

"Do you hate going out that much?!" I couldn't believe it.

【...This is so cheap?Clearance sale, only 1000 yen for a lucky bag, guaranteed to have one of these items inside?They are all expensive things.Yay, there is actually a machine that can make coffee jelly inside! 】

This last is the point.

A person with superpowers who are obviously very smart can be easily fooled as soon as they see coffee jelly, which is a bit too cute.

"Don't buy it." I raised my hand and stroked his hair, my expression full of pity, "Silly boy, you will be cheated, and you will find that there are only [-] yen worth of tattered earphones in it, it should be said that you only need to buy it People, this is the only thing you receive.”

"But there are a lot of people in the comments who won the lottery." He was even a little bit disappointed.

I was cold and ruthless, interrupting his beautiful fantasy: "That's Thor. The Internet is a place full of lies."

.In short.

The way my boyfriend is addicted to the Internet is very similar to the way I first came into contact with the Internet.

No, not right either.When I first came into contact with the Internet, it was actually a bit like a fish returning to the embrace of the ocean, and I soon became inexplicably familiar and skillfully addicted to it.Rather than novelty like him, it is really an obsession to carry out the "novice" state to the end.

At first I looked at him with a bit of anxiety, fearing that he would be fooled by strange advertisements.

After a while, I stared at him blankly.Just... How should I put it, I kind of feel the feeling that some girls want to delete the games their boyfriends play.

I held my mobile phone expressionlessly, and sent an emoji to my chat software that was hanging on the tablet at the same time.

【Cat angry?gif】

It's okay to send yourself a message.Saiki Kusuo who was holding my tablet paused for a moment.

He clicked on...

Reply: [cat touching head? gif]

I looked at the emoji on the screen of my phone, and I was suddenly so cute that I couldn't help but hook my lips.

Send it to: [cat hug? gif]

He replied: [Cat is indifferent? gif]

The expression of the tugging cat on the screen is very similar to the arrogant Kusuo Meow.

I bulged my cheeks and raised my head.

He looked up too.With a calm expression, he put down the tablet in his hand.

The desire to survive is too strong, and the self-control ability of superpowers does not need to be emphasized, which makes me embarrassed to say anything.

But why?Why does this person always show his cute side in unexpected places?

"I don't know what you find cute at all." He retorted.

Me: "I think the cute thing is that you have no idea how cute you are."

Saiki Kusuo:

:"...

I saw that he was silent, became more confident, and began to sell Amway again: "By the way, are you still determined not to buy a mobile phone? If you want to buy it, you must buy a smartphone."

Me: "A small smartphone can play the same role as a tablet, and can also be used to make calls. Then we can also use chat software to chat, well, you register an account, and we can send emoticons to each other! "

Saiki Kusuo: [Do you send emoticons in face-to-face chat?It's also silly enough. 】

Hey, did you just do what you said was stupid?

I disagree: "So what, the important thing is the form. If you want to change the profile picture of the couple, you can also take photos together at any time. The background of your phone screen saver should be set to my photo. And didn't you have a good time just now? Not at all. Excited?"

Saiki Kusuo was silent for a while, he rested his chin and fell into deep thought, apparently his heart had already begun to move.but……

【But the money is definitely not enough...】

Me: "Well... at this time."

Saiki Kusuo: [Sure enough, I'm going to let that play. 】