A love life with a superhuman

On the way back from school.

I sighed.

It's a bit regretful that the brain hole in my fantasy didn't come true.

For example, if Kaito-kun asks: "Yesterday, who is the pink-haired girl who was with Izumi-san yesterday, and what is the relationship between you two..."

- If this kind of problem. __;

I can simply answer him: "Was that the cutest girl in the entire universe yesterday? Her name is Qi Munanzi, and she is my favorite girlfriend."

Kaito-kun would probably be panicked: "What! What?! That is indeed Saiki's younger sister! But how is it possible for a girlfriend or something? Isn't Izumi-san dating Saiki? How did it become like this?! Saiki- - Does Qi Mu know?!"

Then I can spread my hands innocently and say, "Of course he knows, but because they both like me, there's really no way around it!

I just made a mistake that women all over the world will make, and I can't refuse at all, whether it's the cute Kusuo or the cute Kusuo, I like them all the same---"

"_Well, I covered my head, and the imaginary picture of hugging left and right was shattered in my mind. So, I turned my head with a displeased face, "Why are you hitting me on the head. "

"In order to prevent your unrealistic delusion from breaking through the sky." The esper walking beside me sighed, "Yeah, it's getting more and more outrageous."

"How outrageous!" I puffed my cheeks, "Even if I can't have two at the same time, then I can have two, right?! Having a superpower is equivalent to having a boyfriend and a girlfriend, right? ?"

"I won't just turn into a girl." Saiki Kusuo said coldly.

"Why not? You can become a girl for dessert, but can't you become a girl for your girlfriend?" I turned my head to look at him and asked in a very unbelievable tone.

"Isn't it bad to say that you become a girl for your girlfriend?" He glanced at me and continued to ask indifferently.

"I can do it. My love can cross genders!" I was confident.

[There is no need for this kind of cross-gender love. 】

"Hey...you won't be jealous of yourself again, right? Just because you ''green'' yourself?" I thought for a while, and suddenly realized.

"Are you stupid?" He continued to maintain his reserved posture, "How is it possible. You are really enough."

"Huh." I snorted, completely disapproving.

I covered my face and fell into a subtle fantasy again.

Nanzi, really, super cute!

Woohoo, sticking to the fragrant and soft girl, her body is so soft that she can hug her directly with her arms open.

The ears will be red, the expression on the face is pretending to be calm, and the purple eyes under the glasses are staring at me——

My fantasy was interrupted again.

"You are enough." Saiki Kusuo raised his hand, pinched my cheek, and said it again.

I turned my head away, grabbed his hand, curled my lips in dissatisfaction, "You still don't understand?"

-

"There are some things that only girls and girls can do. Like holding hands and going to the bathroom together."

"No one wants to go to the bathroom with their girlfriend hand in hand." He twitched the corner of his mouth.

"For example, go shopping together in a beautiful little skirt!"

"This was done yesterday." He was indifferent.

"So, let's do it again!"

【(No.) He refused simply. "Tch, I don't want to go home with you after school tomorrow, go find your little friend and go home together. I want to go shopping with Zhiyu." I turned my head away.

all;

……

The purpose of going shopping with Yumehara Chiyo after school is also very simple, to buy swimwear for a school trip to Okinawa.

Although it's not impossible to let that guy Kusuo accompany you to buy...but it's only if he turns into Kusuo, otherwise it seems a bit strange, right?

People with superpowers are not willing to change. Think about it and know it. After all, this guy is always stubborn in inexplicable places.

let it go……

Moreover, the couple has been sticking together every day.Ah, I seem to have been sticking to him all the time recently, although it's almost the same since I was a child, but... I really need some time for myself.

I suddenly realized that it had been a long time since I went out shopping with my sisters.

So, when Chiyu told me about going to the beach on a school trip and wanted to buy a new swimsuit, I simply asked her to go buy it together.

Yumehara Zhiyu was very surprised: "I thought Masumi would be with Saiki-kun... Ah yes. In this case, I want to surprise my boyfriend!"

What surprise?

For people with superpowers, what surprises do swimsuits have?

Compared to this, if Kusuko puts on a cute swimsuit in front of me, I will definitely be pleasantly surprised.

I sighed and shook off the fantasy in my head.

But... it seems to be okay, after all, if you go to the beach, your boyfriend is also very pleasing to the eye.

I didn't think about it so much, I just held hands with my friends, went shopping in the mall, and concentrated on picking out swimsuits.

While picking out clothes, it was natural to start chatting.

Yumehara Zhiyu: "To be honest, I have gained weight recently. Although I knew I was going to the beach and started to lose weight in advance for the school trip. But...

Me: "? I feel that you are not fat."

Yumehara Zhiyu: "Huh, Masumi is not qualified to say this, you are obviously thinner than me, okay... Wow, you have such a good figure, and your skin is so white, why is it so white? I am so envious, there is still a vest line. Say something Masumi, how do you keep your weight from gaining?"

Me: "...practicing karate?"

Yumehara Zhiyu: "I can't imitate this at all, okay?"

She was dejected: "Oh, okay. Now that I don't have anyone I like, my motivation to lose weight has been halved, and I often want to eat snacks.

I raised my hand and stroked her hair: "I know this, the so-called shut up and stretch your legs to lose weight, but I think Zhiyu is super cute like this."

"Masumi..." She raised her head a little moved.

Hmm... let's put this topic on hold for now.

In short.Now that I have finished shopping for swimwear.

I couldn't help thinking, is it a bit unlucky today, or maybe Zhiyu's luck is not very good for this child.

I remembered a setting in my dream, that is, when a person is extremely unlucky, the word "death" will appear on his face.

I remember that the protagonist of that small theater was Zhiyu Yumehara.

At this time, we met a robbery case.

I don't know the cause, but when the man with the gun ran out of a store selling high-end jewelry, he kidnapped a passing girl.

There were screams all around.

When I went to the milk tea shop to buy a drink, my little friend who said he was going to the toilet was hijacked by the prisoner.

I don't understand.

Why do these stinky men bully the weak with the strong, whether it's striking up a conversation or taking people as hostages.

Many people around were frightened and stupid for a while.

The orange-haired girl who was hijacked by the gangsters was even more frightened, with tears in her eyes, trembling and daring not to move.

I took a deep breath, put the drink I bought aside, raised my hand and walked slowly forward a few steps, "My friend is very timid, if you take her as a hostage, it may hinder you. Change to another hostage." How is it? I will definitely cooperate with you."

outlaws.Gun in hand.

I was very emotional, facing the approach of a "powerless" girl like me, she raised her gun at me instead.

However, for some unknown reason, the gun in his hand suddenly misfired.

For a moment he was in an unbelievable panic.

Without hesitation, I rushed up at that moment, pinched his wrist severely, knocked the gun in his hand to the ground, and hit his masked head with an elbow, causing him to groan in pain. Taking half a step back, I pushed the orange-haired girl held hostage by him out.

After that, he grabbed the arm that the man wanted to hit again, and threw him over the shoulder neatly.

-

After reporting to the police and making a simple record.

"Woooooooo scared me to death... Ma-Masumi..."

I lowered my eyes, sighed a little helplessly, and looked at the girl who was holding me tightly and crying for a long time, out of breath.

"Don't cry, don't cry, it's all right." I raised my hand and stroked her hair.

Yumehara Zhiyu raised his head and looked at me with big watery eyes: "Masumi, at that moment I felt like I was going to fall in love with you."

I scratched my head: "...you just fell in love with the plot of the hero saving the beauty."

Yumehara Zhiyu: "Eh? Is that so?"

I nodded firmly and said calmly, "I'll take you home.

Comfort each other, and send the frightened friend home. Along the way, I gained a lot of star-eyed and "boyfriend is so powerful" comments.

……

On the way back, I sighed again and stopped my steps.

"I have to say, you are very skilled at tracking things like this."

[Yeah, yeah. 】

"There's no one else, you still haven't come out, do you want to escort me all the way home?" I raised my eyebrows, turned around with my hands behind my back, and looked at the superhuman coming out from behind the corner.

I walked over to him, bent my eyes and smiled, and leaned closer: "Why didn't you go home directly. Didn't I tell you to go back with your little friend?"

Saiki Kusuo's expression was very calm, without any sense of panic about being caught.

"The gangster's gun suddenly misfired just now, did you do it? Guardian Lingsang?" I didn't care, just continued to ask with a smile.

"It's just foreseen." He replied lightly.

"Hey, I thought you'd say I'm an idiot, so I rushed up like that. That's a gangster with a gun. Even if he can fight, he's not afraid that something will go wrong."

I rubbed my chin, and suddenly remembered, a normal boyfriend should be somewhat angry at such a time, right?For the girlfriend's dangerous and messy behavior or something.

"No need, it doesn't matter how messy you are." Saiki Kusuo glanced at me and said calmly, "Anyway, I'm a superpower."

[But Yumehara-san seems to have been completely captured by you. 】

"Strategy? Zhiyu is a love brain who likes handsome guys. He likes boys, and I don't like girls, okay?"

As soon as I finished speaking, I received a slightly questioning look from my boyfriend.

I was silent for a second, and said angrily: "Even if I like girls, I will only like Nanzi. I said that no matter what you become, I will like you."

Face my blunt words.He paused, his ears seemed to be a little red, [Of course I know this. 】