Grumpy husband touches his head online [last wear ancient]

Although many people don't have enough to eat now, there are still many people who are full and have nothing to do. This restaurant naturally attracted their attention.

Song Qi was such a person. As the son of the Song family, one of the largest merchants in the county, even in the famine years, he still had no shortage of food, and he still wanted to go out for a stroll.

Hearing that Li Sanniang said that the waiter in the shop had been changed to a monkey, he immediately went to have a look to see how the monkey serves people.

As soon as he entered the restaurant, he saw a monkey swinging down from nowhere, looked at him a few times and then walked forward slowly.

"Are you asking me to go with you?"

The monkey nodded at him, turned and walked on.

Seeing this, Song Qi exclaimed, "It's really amazing."

If you don't see it with your own eyes, you really can't believe that there are such human monkeys in this world.

I really don't know how Li Sanniang trains, and I don't know if I can buy one back...

The monkey jumped onto an unoccupied table, and handed him a wooden tube on the table. Inside the wooden tube were several sticks, but the signs were not fortune but the name of the dish.

Apparently, the guests were asked to pick something for the monkey, and the monkey took it to the back kitchen.

To be able to come up with this method, this Li Sanniang is very flexible, no wonder her father can't beat him.

But that's their business, he's just a guest now, eating and drinking is what he should think about.

It's just a pity that such an interesting monkey is not funny.

"How should I choose? Can I read it to you? Do you understand?" Seeing that the monkey didn't respond, he said, "Then I want Pagoda Meat, Mapo Tofu, and Eight Immortals Crossing the Sea."

After speaking, he put the lottery in, and then he saw the monkey staring at the wooden tube in his hand with wide eyes, and handed the wooden tube to Song Qi again.

However, Song Qi smiled and said, "I've finished ordering, haven't I? I want those, and I don't want anything else."

The monkey had never encountered such a situation before. It stared blankly at the untouched wooden cylinder, then thought that he didn't want to eat, bowed to him and pointed him in the direction of the door.

Seeing this, Song Qi smiled and said, "You drove me away before I ate this?"

The monkey was puzzled, why didn't the hairless monkey leave?

Don't you know the way?

So it jumped off the table, and when it was about to go out, it was knocked on the brain by its king. The monkey king found three lottery sticks in the wooden tube and drove the monkey to the back kitchen.

Song Qi felt a little regretful seeing this, he hasn't finished teasing yet...

But the monkey at the end was so smart that he could find the dish he just ordered. It seems that the monkey is very smart!

It's just walking too fast, I haven't had time to tease it...

Not long after, he saw the Monkey King running towards him, holding a wooden plank in his hand.

He was curious, is this any surprise?

So he watched the monkey king lift up a wooden board with the words "no monkey tricks" written on it for him to see.

Seeing this, Song Qi laughed and said, "Did you warn me about what happened just now?"

This is too much fun!

He wanted to touch the monkey king's head, but before he could touch it, the monkey king immediately grabbed the rope hanging from the beam and dodged it, and he didn't forget to show Song Qi the piece of wood.

Song Qi: ...

At this time, he also met his old rival——Jia Fang, who laughed loudly and said, "I didn't expect Mr. Song to even despise monkeys!"

Song Qi's face immediately darkened, "Young Master Jia, who didn't go to the brothel, came here to be cool? You won't be disgusted by other girls, right?"

"How can it be better than the eldest son Song being disgusted by monkeys?"

Song Qi: I want to swear!

The monkey king on the head took some more boards at some point, and it slowly hung the boards down, so the two of them quarreled and saw the board in front of them that said "keep quiet".

The dark clouds over Song Qi's head immediately cleared, and she said softly, "Little monkey, do you have anything you want to eat? I'll order it for you right away!"

What is there to talk about with Jia Fang?Is he cute as a monkey?

"Do you want to eat? After you eat my food, you will be mine. Do you want to go home with me?"

The monkey king, who was a bit like a cengfan, immediately hugged its wooden plank and left. If Qi Xinyang knew that he dared to take refuge in other hairless monkeys, he would definitely beat him to death!

Territorial division in the animal kingdom is so cruel!

Song Qi was very disappointed when she saw the monkey go so fast, such a chance to abduct the monkey just ran away...

Seeing this, Jia Fang smiled and said, "Poor Mr. Song doesn't have any monkeys anymore, but I do!"

"Come on, monkey, let's find a place!"

Song Qi sneered and said, "I was followed by monkeys before!"

"But you don't now!"

"I used to be ordered by two monkeys!"

"But you don't have any now!"

Seeing Song Qi's distorted facial features, he laughed even more happily, and he didn't think these monkeys were ugly. After seeing them for a long time, they were ugly and cute, and they were not bad.

"My monkeys will be back later!" Xiao Er will definitely serve them to him, so do you want him to help?

The monkey is so small, it’s not good to be scalded...

Jia Fang said happily: "But you don't have monkeys now!"

Song Qi gritted her teeth and said, "Do you want to fight?!"

"Are you going to hit me in front of the monkeys? Are you afraid you won't be able to fool them back?"

"You! Shameless!"

"Thank you for the compliment!" After saying hello, the monkey left, and ran away after teasing, cool!

Not long before he left, the monkey who received Song Qi came back. Seeing this, Song Qi always suspected that Jia Fang was doing it on purpose. He just left quickly when he saw his monkey coming back.

He said that in times like this before, he should have had to show off his power for a long time before leaving. If he walked so fast today, he must have seen his monkey come back!

But who would think about that stinky thing looking at the monkey?

It's just that the monkey was still following this person, Song Qi was a little disappointed, she thought that a hero could come to save the monkey, and took the opportunity to kidnap the monkey...

That person was originally the waiter in the restaurant. Although it is said that the waiter in the restaurant has been replaced by a monkey, how can a monkey compare with a human?

There will always be things that the monkeys don't understand, and it's up to them to play at this time.

As for guests not liking monkeys?Think monkeys are dirty?

Li Sanniang had already told about the current situation of the restaurant, and she didn't have to come if she thought the monkey was dirty.

Besides, the monkeys in their restaurant are cute and clean!

"Does the guest need anything else?" Seeing Song Qi frowning, he felt a little nervous.

"Is your shopkeeper there?"

"Yes." After all, this is the first time to operate this kind of model, and Li Sanniang feels worried if she doesn't look at it.

"Can you call your boss over here? I want to talk to her about a business," he said, "and give me a piece of fruit, anything." Just as long as the monkey likes it.

Hey, when he was ordering food, he shouldn't have caught something and said something, but he even forgot to order the tip of the monkey!

"Ok."

Seeing people leave, Song Qi dared to touch the monkey. The monkey's fur was soft and there was nothing wrong with it, obviously it had been combed carefully.

And this monkey is much better than the previous one, pet it!

At this time, the monkey will give whatever he wants, even his heart!

"What do you want to eat? What do you like to eat besides fruit?" He lost his appetite looking at the delicious dishes on the table. What's the use of these monkeys not liking to eat? !

fart useless!

When Li Sanniang came in, she saw an idiot, and couldn't help but panic, she should ask some girls to accompany her!

She shouldn't have been lazy when Qi Xinyang asked her to go on tour back then, and used the excuse of running a business as an excuse to avoid her. Is there still time for her to go on tour now?

Seeing someone approaching, Song Qi restrained herself a little, but she hadn't taken her hands off the monkey yet, "Master Li."

"Young Master Song."

"Shopkeeper Li, do you sell monkeys in your restaurant?"

"Is this the business you're talking about?"

"Of course, no matter how much you pay, I will buy it!"

Li Sanniang sighed in her heart, no wonder Patriarch Song always sighed to his eldest son every time, and even revealed his hole cards when talking about business.

It's a pity that this monkey is not hers...

"Sorry, I don't sell it."

Song Qi was startled, "You don't sell one for 500 taels?"

No matter how smart this monkey is, it's not good enough to understand human speech. 500 taels is already a lot, and it's still not for sale?

Too little?

Sure enough, there is no profiteering, black-hearted businessman!

But with this little money, it's hard to buy him happiness!

"Not for sale!" Li Sanniang's heart was bleeding!

500 taels a monkey!

If you miss this village, there will be no such store!

Although these monkeys are smart, they are all because of the presence of the Monkey King. They are just selling an ordinary monkey, which will not have any impact on their family's business.

If the monkey was raised by her, she would sell it without saying a word.

It's just that when Qi Xinyang sent it, he clearly stated that there must be no less monkeys...

Song Qi continued to raise the price: "What about 1000 taels?"

"No amount of two!" Li Sanniang said quickly, "If Mr. Song has nothing else to do, the little girl will leave first."

She was afraid that if she continued to stay, she would not be able to help but agree!

Fortunately, the Song family, which has been entrenched in the county for a long time, can buy a monkey for 100 taels...

Tears of envy flowed from the corners of my mouth...

Soon Li Sanniang's restaurant became a unique scenery in the county, and many literati like to come here to see the legendary monkey.

Ready-made suddenly more luxurious than before...

It's just that the joy didn't last long, and suddenly there was news that the food had been robbed from the county town, and it was still the food that was shipped into the county town quickly.

Lin Qing heard that the whole thing was about to blow up. He was already prepared for them to rob him. He had let the people in the yamen stare at him, but he was still robbed by them. Isn't this slapping him in the face? !

The surrounding villages immediately stepped up their vigilance when they heard about it. After all, those bandits even robbed the government of food, how did they, ordinary people, win them?

Qi Xinyang was also very angry when he heard that, some of the food immediately belonged to him, and it was his business to agree to give it to the refugees, but it was another matter if others dared to snatch it!

"Lin Qing's subordinates are not good, they can't even beat a few bandits." If it wasn't for the fear that those bandits would come over to grab food while he wasn't paying attention, he would go back and snatch it back now!

"Being able to rob food under the strict guard of the county magistrate and not be caught yet means that they have come here a long time ago and have been finding out the surrounding situation all the time, which is why the sneak attack was so successful."

Ji Li was about to tell Qi Xinyang that those bandits are cunning and be careful, but Qi Xinyang said, "I'm better, I can grab food without knowing the surrounding situation!"

When it comes to grabbing grain, his eyes light up, "If we snatch the grain back by ourselves, will the grain be ours?"

People in the last days don't have much moral bottom line, and it is common for black people to eat black people.

Ji Li also knew Qi Xinyang's three views, and he didn't think about turning it around. After all, he is so old, the chance of turning back is not high.

Fortunately, he listened to him, as long as he was told what he could and couldn't do, he would do it, as long as he thought in his heart, it didn't hurt anyone.

When Qi Xinyang heard Ji Li say that the food would be handed back, he immediately lost his energy. Who would work hard without food?

He won't do it!

"I'll go and arrange a patrol for them tonight!" As long as he didn't hear it, the angel couldn't let him help Lin Qing grab food!

Seeing this, Ji Li didn't know whether to laugh or cry. He knew that Qi Xinyang was very powerful, but his power was his own business. How could he bear everything because of his power?

Although the greater the ability, the greater the responsibility, but that is his husband, how could he have the heart to let him work so hard for such a reason?

It's just that he didn't expect him to be so selfless in Qi Xinyang's heart, a person who would persuade his husband to fight bandits because of the righteousness of the country.

He's just a twin, so he's naturally small-minded, so he can only pretend to be Qi Xinyang, and he's also selfish.

In the past, Qi Xinyang was asked to go because those things were not dangerous, but this time the bandits have all seen blood, who knows if they like killing people for fun?

How could he agree to let Qi Xinyang face them?