On How to Divorce from Beating the Enemy

For safety reasons, Su Xiaowan and Yiermi directly found a room on the same floor as Saitama to live in.

This room has not been lived in for many years. As far as the eye can see, the gray and white dust has covered the original color of the furniture, and the spider has woven its own empire in the corner.

The poor Su Xiaowan had no choice but to have the cheek to ask his neighbor Saitama to borrow tools for cleaning the room.

"This, and this, you can use it." The boss Saitama is not only powerful, but also very friendly.

"Thank you so much!" Su Xiaowan thanked repeatedly.

Saitama still had a simple and honest smile on his face: "You're welcome." After speaking, he closed the door.

Relying on the broom borrowed from Saitama, Su Xiaowan and Yi Ermi spent the whole afternoon tidying up the room so that it can be lived in.

Originally, Su Xiaowan wanted Yi Ermi to find another room to live in, but Yi Ermi moved out the previous set of "I need your protection" rhetoric.

This time, Su Xiaowan didn't object anymore, and acquiesced to his behavior of living in. This world is indeed too dangerous.

The problem of living has been solved, but what should they eat these days, Su Xiaowan said that it is a headache, and there is no forest nearby, and she doesn't even have a chance to get back to her old business.

Just when she was at a loss, Yi Ermi went out for a while, and when she came back again, she put a few banknotes on the table.

Su Xiaowan was surprised and said: "Where did you get the money?" It couldn't be from robbery.

Yi Er's words were succinct: "Go out for a circle and save a child."

"Then the child's parents gave you the money to express their gratitude." Su Xiaowan continued to guess.

"No." Il fans described what happened in detail, "They only said 'thank you' to me, and I said that I don't need thanks, just money. Then their expressions changed, and they looked a little different. Happy to pay for it.”

"So you just took the child and threw him back to the place where you just saved him?" Su Xiaowan had already imagined the scene at that time.

"Yes, Xiaowan, you understand me." Yi Ermi nodded and said, "In the end they were unwilling to pay the money."

Su Xiaowan: "..."

Strong buying and strong selling are okay.

But to be honest, Yiermi's behavior is beyond reproach, he did save the child.

Some people are willing to be unsung heroes who are eager to help others without expecting anything in return. This spirit is worth advocating.

However, we should not stand on the moral high ground, require everyone to be selfless, and in turn accuse those who have done good deeds and demand rewards.

In the eyes of Yier fans, there is no difference between doing good deeds and fulfilling commissions. He deserves to be paid for his labor, and he is determined not to work for nothing.

At this time, as long as Su Xiaowan has a bit of backbone, she should reject the money given by Yi Ermi. She was the one who first drew up the financial relationship between the two, and said that "they have hands and feet, and don't need others to support them". Kind of words.

But the backbone can be eaten as food, no!

The clinkingly poor Su Xiaowan accepted the money, and in order to save her face, she said, "Forget it, I borrowed it from you, and I will pay you back when I get back."

"Okay." Yi Ermi was still stingy, "Since you borrowed it from me, you have to pay interest when you go back, five cents interest."

"I cook, you wash the dishes, two interest points." Su Xiaowan bargained.

Yier Fan: "Deal..."

The money that Il fans brought back was not much. On the way here, Su Xiaowan glanced at the price of a bottle of water on the vending machine. It was similar to the original world. The banknotes in his hand totaled 300 yuan, which was only [-] yuan when converted into RMB. Can only live on a budget.

The next morning, Su Xiaowan said hello to the fans of Yier, and decided to go out to the nearby supermarket to see if there was any big sale or other activities.

Coincidentally, I ran into Saitama who was also about to go out in the corridor, Su Xiaowan stepped forward to greet him quickly: "Mr. Saitama, good morning."

While speaking, she saw the list of supermarket discounts in Saitama's hand, so she pointed, "Are you going to the supermarket? Can you take me there? I don't know the way yet."

"Come with me." Saitama nodded, and then led the way.

Su Xiaowan was not familiar with Saitama, and had nothing to talk about, so he walked to the supermarket one after the other.

After arriving at the supermarket, Su Xiaowan went straight to the big sale area. Unexpectedly, Saitama's destination was also here. Alas, it seems that everyone is the same, equally poor.

Vegetables are very expensive in this world, and meat is not cheap. Su Xiaowan picks and chooses, and finally only buys a box of eggs at a reduced price and the second half-price noodles.

Let's make do with it, Su Xiaowan didn't even bother to buy a bag, and walked out with eggs and noodles.

Coincidentally, Saitama happened to settle the bill at another cash register.

The way home was the same again, and the two walked together again.

As a result, before I got home, a huge crab suddenly rushed out.

Its appearance is no different from ordinary crabs, but it can speak human language, and its tone is very arrogant: "Hey, do you two know where the weirdo who lives here is?" It was a mess.

The reason why Su Xiaowan's current living place has become a no-man's land is because these strange people often haunt.

But compared to yesterday's monster octopus that was as tall as a tall building, this crab is simply vulnerable.

Su Xiaowan and Saitama looked at each other, and the two poor guys finally had a common topic.

"Mr. Saitama, I would like to ask, can this crab be eaten?" Su Xiaowan asked, who wanted to add more food. Saitama is an indigenous person, so he should know what can be eaten and what can't be eaten.

"Yes, but my family doesn't have such a big pot." Saitama said.

"Cut it into small pieces and boil it." Su Xiaowan suggested, "With or without the shell, it tastes the same after being boiled."

The crab monster who was ignored: "..." Nima, have you ever respected me!

It got angry and rushed over, waving its claws.

Saitama made a punching posture, but was stopped by Su Xiaowan in time: "I will come, I will come, if you punch me, your flesh will be smashed."

The next second, the blue giant swung his sword, and the crab monster was split in half.

Su Xiaowan looked at his results and clapped his hands, saying: "It's exactly half of each person."

Su Xiaowan and Saitama fought half of the crabs and returned home. After returning home, Su Xiaowan found that there was no cooking pot in the house, and the pots and pans left by the previous resident had long been rusted. It was treated as garbage by them.

There was no way, Su Xiaowan, who couldn't even afford the pot, had to go to Saitama again to borrow the pot.

The first time was raw, and the second time was familiar. After borrowing twice, Su Xiaowan had a discussion with Saitama, and simply took Yi Erfan to his house for dinner. Saitama provided pots and pans, Su Xiaowan cooked rice, and Yi Er Fans wash dishes, with a clear division of labor.

The three of them formed a circle around the table, and the crabs that hadn't been eaten for two days were cooked in the pot.

Su Xiaowan: "I'm a bit tired of eating, I don't know if I can meet some shrimp monsters, fish monsters, and kelp monsters next time." The main reason is that I don't have money, so I can only rely on this way to add meals.

"Ah, I remember when you said that." Saitama swallowed the crab meat in his mouth, "Yesterday I saw a wild boar wandering around."

Yier fans put down their chopsticks: "Come on, I'll be in charge of disposing of the corpses."