On How to Divorce from Beating the Enemy

Su Xiaowan woke up early in the morning and began to work in the kitchen, directing Yi Ermi to help him.Yiermi is an average cook, but her knife skills are excellent, and the vegetables she cuts are uniform in thickness and thickness.

With the help of Yi Ermi, Su Xiaowan speeded up a lot. When it was almost time for dinner, the doorbell rang.

Su Xiaowan wiped her hands with a towel, and took Amy to the door to meet her.

The first male guest, Kuroro, was the first to appear. He was still dressed like a successful person, and his ironed shirt showed his perfect waist.

Next came the second male guest, Xia Ke, dressed in casual clothes and with a signature smile, looking very friendly.

"Good morning, Mr. Lu Xilu, Mr. Knight." Su Xiaowan greeted.

"Good morning, miss beating the enemy." Kuroro replied politely, then he looked at Amy and asked, "Who is this?"

"This is my good sister, Amy." Su Xiaowan gently pushed Amy forward.

Amy changed her usual carefree look, stretched out her hand and said shyly: "My name is Amy, I have no last name. It's the first time we meet. Please take care of me."

"Hello, Miss Amy."

After shaking hands with each other, Su Xiaowan ushered him into the living room: "Sit whatever you want, don't be too polite, treat it as if you were at home."

After finishing speaking, he gave Amy another wink, "I'll go to the kitchen first, Amy, please help entertain me."

Amy waved her hand after receiving the signal: "No problem, just leave it to me."

After Su Xiaowan entered the kitchen, Kuroro, who was sitting on the sofa, withdrew his eyes and looked at the living room without any trace.

Seeing Amy bring water, he smiled and asked, "Miss Amy, can I look around?"

"Yes." Amy nodded and said, Su Xiaowan had discussed with her yesterday, fearing that they would be bored sitting in the living room, she could take them around, as long as they didn't enter her and Yiermi's room.

"Do you need me to show you around?" Amy suggested.

"Then trouble you."

Under the leadership of Amy, Xia Ke and Kuroro strolled around downstairs, and then went to the upstairs room to have a look, but when they were about to reach the door of the master bedroom, Xia Ke suddenly said anxiously: "Miss Amy, may I ask you?" Where is a toilet?"

"It's just downstairs." Seeing that the knight seemed in a hurry, Amy hurriedly led the way, "I'll take you there."

After taking the knight to the place, Amy suddenly remembered that she had forgotten Kuroro upstairs, and was about to go upstairs to find him, when she saw Kuroro walking down the stairs leisurely step by step.

At this time, Su Xiaowan came out with a hot dish, followed by Yi Ermi who was holding a bowl of dishes in one hand.

Yi Ermi raised his head slightly, just as Kuroro also looked over, his gazes met in the air, and a contest unfolded invisibly.

The two have different ideas and have ghosts.

Su Xiaowan, who was completely unaware, called Kurolo to sit down: "Mr. Lu Xilu, the meal is almost ready, come and sit down."

After entertaining Kuroro, Su Xiaowan asked Amy without seeing the knight, "Where is the knight?"

Amy pointed in the direction of the bathroom: "It's in there."

Su Xiaowan said "Oh.", raised her eyes to look at the clock on the wall, and said, "Everyone sit down, it's almost time."

After everyone was seated, Xia Ke noticed that there was an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks on the table, so he asked Su Xiaowan: "Miss Beaten, is there someone else coming?"

"Well, Xiaoyi's friend." Su Xiaowan calculated the time, Hisoka should be here now, "Wait a little longer."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a knock on the door, and Yi Ermi got up to open the door.

Hisoka, who came late, twisted his waist coquettishly and walked in front of the dining table under the gaze of everyone.

The moment he opened his mouth, the atmosphere suddenly became tense: "Oh...it really is a delicious big apple."

Kuroro, known as the Big Apple, looked as usual. He ignored Hisoka's uncontrollable killing intent, passed Hisoka, and looked directly at Ilmi behind Hisoka.

It turned out to be waiting for him here, no wonder he let him see those things so carelessly.

Hisoka, who was ignored, became even more excited. He licked his lips and stared straight at Kuroro.

Yier fans really didn't lie to him, it was a ripe fruit worthy of 99 points, and he wanted to pick it off when it was so ripe.

However, he looked at Yiermi, and then at the knight sitting next to the big fruit, and suppressed the crazy fighting spirit that surged up. Don't worry, there will always be a chance.

Hisoka opened the chair and sat down, with a trembling voice at the end: "I kept everyone waiting, I'm not too late, little... fruit... really—"

No matter how dull Su Xiaowan was, she could feel the change in the atmosphere, but she was puzzled why Hisoka was so interested in the frail Kuroro.

Since Amy was still present, Su Xiaowan eased the atmosphere and said, "It's just right, let's start."

During the meal, Su Xiaowan and Amy cooperated and asked if the men present were still single.

Knowing that the three men are still single, Amy shook Su Xiaowan's hand excitedly.

The after-dinner activities were the highlight of the day. Su Xiaowan took out the poker cards he had prepared in advance, and invited Hisoka and the three of them to play trick cards together.

The people present had no choice. After all, if they didn't play games, they could only sit together and have an awkward chat. Playing games could at least avenge their personal revenge, so they all agreed.

The loser in the first round was Su Xiaowan, she chose the truth.

Amy asked while counting the cards: "Who do you think is the most handsome among the men sitting here?"

Needless to say, Su Xiaowan said with certainty: "Xiao Yi!"

The next loser was the knight, and he also chose to tell the truth.

Su Xiaowan took the opportunity to dig a corner: "What kind of salary will you choose to change jobs?"

The knight said with a smile: "Miss Beaten, you are asking me in front of my boss, I am very embarrassed."

"Just asking." Su Xiaowan said with a smile.

"Ku Luoluo is kind to me, I will not change jobs, if you want me to help you work, you might as well win over Ku Luoluo." The knight replied seriously.

Su Xiaowan kept these words in his heart.

After a few more rounds, it was Hisoka's turn to ask Kurolo.

The corners of Hisoka's mouth raised, with a look of excitement on his face: "How can I pick off the delicious apples?"

"You have to find the apple first." Kuroro said casually.

Indeed, only by following closely can we find an opportunity to strike. Hisoka asked again: "What are the conditions for joining the brigade?"

"You have to follow the rules of the game, Hisoka..." Kuroro said with a pun.

Su Xiaowan, who was listening on the sidelines, asked curiously: "Brigade? What brigade?"

"It's a tour group—" Hisoka replied.

In the last round, it was finally the turn of Yier fans to choose the truth.

库洛洛笑了一下，“你和揍敌客小姐结婚也有几个月了，你们一定很恩爱吧。我想请教一下，爱到什么样程度才会下定决心跟另一个人共度下半生？”

As soon as Kuroro finished speaking, everyone's eyes were on Yi Ermi.

In the eyes of ordinary people Amy, answering this question well is rewarding points, and answering badly is death.

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