Fragrance on the Moon
Chapter 13 Wig
After Wuhua let go of her cruel words, she proved herself with actions on the spot.
He went to the ship's kitchen and made a pot of porridge with the remaining ingredients in it.
This porridge looked no different from ordinary porridge, but as soon as he opened the pot, he immediately attracted everyone else.
The galley on the ship was not very big, and it was full of people at this moment. Hong Qi moved to the innermost place little by little because he was the last to come because he was still tall.
"It's so fragrant!" He exclaimed, "What's in it?"
"There aren't many things that can be used on this boat." Wu Hua seemed to complain while stirring the porridge with a wooden spoon, "I only put a small handful of chopped rapeseed leaves, and stewed the fish that you didn't use last night. head, and only use it for soup after stewing."
Hong Qi was stunned: "Is that all?!" They are all very common things, how can they be so fragrant and so attractive?
Wu Hua originally only considered cooking for them as an expedient measure, thinking of looking for an opportunity to get away with some unknowingly drugged people, but now she was shocked to hear this annoying little beggar gang leader. In this way, a sense of accomplishment was born.
So he snorted coldly and said: "These ingredients are the most common, but making the most common things delicious is the real skill."
A Liu who was watching: "..." This man is actually pretending to be aggressive!
"It should be almost there." After Wuhua pretended to be aggressive, she began to serve porridge.
When he was making the porridge, only Aliu came in and watched him all the time, in case he took the opportunity to do any tricks, so at this moment, only Aliu was not surprised when he saw his movements like playing a piano while serving the porridge.
Seeing it, the others were almost stunned on the spot: Is this person really serving porridge with a wooden spoon? !How to move hands and feet is full of elegance...
"Put an extra bowl." While the others were dumbfounded, Ah Liu opened his mouth, "You drink first..."
"Didn't you keep watching me from the sidelines?" Wu Hua was reluctant, "If I do something in this porridge, I can't escape your eyes."
Ah Liu didn't listen to his nonsense, just smiled and repeated: "Put one more bowl, you drink first."
Wuhua: "..." Forget it, I have to bow my head under the eaves.
He had no choice but to take another bowl, scoop out the last bit of the pot, and then drink it for her on the spot.
However, he is a Shaolin disciple after all, and he hasn't touched a little bit of meat for more than ten years. Now he drank this bowl of vegetable porridge with fish head soup, and he felt very uncomfortable from his mouth to his stomach.
Hong Qi saw that his face turned black after drinking, and he couldn't figure it out: "Why do you look like you are drinking poison? Could it be that you really took some medicine?"
Wu Hua almost cried: "I'm not, I don't."
"Why is that?" Ji Bingyan also felt strange.
"I pretended to be a monk too much." At this point, he could only break the can and explain along with what A Liu said last night, "I usually pretend to be more serious, so I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and I'm not used to it."
A Liu looked at his expression of death and suffering, and finally smiled with satisfaction, saying that it was really hard work for you, but it's best to get used to it quickly.
Wuhua is a smart person, and he understands it as soon as he hears it, which means that no matter what he does in the future, he will have to eat it in front of their interview first.
He can't scold his mother yet, so he can only respond respectfully: "Okay, I will get used to it as soon as possible."
However, for him, who was only a vegetarian for the first 16 years, the price of adaptation is really not small.
This morning, when the other people on the boat happily drank the porridge he made, his stomach directly protested, which made him have a stomachache for two full hours!
If it's just a stomachache, that's fine. What broke him the most was that when he recovered from the constant pain, the boat had just arrived at Songjiang Mansion.
Then as soon as it docked, A Liu asked him to clean up the clean room on the boat.
Wuhua: "?!"
He was a closed disciple of the abbot of Southern Shaolin, and he was reduced to cleaning up the house for others? !
"Why? Don't you want to?" A Liu lay on the deck and sized him up from foot to head. "It's okay if you don't want to. Anyway, I'm in Songjiang, so I'll send you to see the official directly. I heard that the prefect of Songjiang has a headache for the Yangtze River pirates." It’s been a long time, I’m sure I’d be happy to see you.”
Wu Hua really clenched her teeth, and said "I do" through the gaps between her teeth.
A Liu: "It's fine if you want to, and don't feel wronged, you're the one who used the cleaning room this morning."
Wu Hua: "..." At this point, he can only blame himself for taking Shaolin disciples too seriously?
All in all, he ended up cleaning the house by himself.
And in order not to let the people of Songjiang who had only heard him talk about Buddhism recognize him a few days ago, he could only keep his head down the whole time.
After finally cleaning up, he couldn't use any of his internal strength now, and squatted on the bank, panting harder than a dog.
"Thank you." A Liu walked over and threw a piece of crispy candy to him, "Eat the piece of candy slowly."
Wuhua was very vigilant: "What do you want me to do again?"
Ah Liu clicked his tongue, knelt down next to him, and said, "Your sister bought this candy, so forget it if you don't eat it."
Wu Hua: "..." How much does this person really know?
As if guessing what he was thinking, Ah Liu threw the other piece into his mouth, smacked and said, "I know your identity, and I also know the background of you and Nangong Ling. Now that Songjiang is here, she has been with Hong Qi After disembarking, Ren Ci's people will protect them in secret, as for you, since you have fallen into my hands, don't even think about harassing her again."
"Of course, I don't even think about going back to Shaolin Temple to be your eminent monk."
Wu Hua still couldn't figure it out: "What on earth do you—"
Could it be that Ren Ci told this person surnamed Chu about their brothers and sisters' backgrounds?But didn't Ren Ci didn't know him at all before?It shouldn't be so important to tell such an important thing after only seeing him once.
She watched his complexion change, his pretty face was full of anger, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips, and said, "Do you want to ask me how I know? Did Ren Ci tell me something?"
No Flowers Silently...
He found that in addition to his outstanding martial arts, the man in front of him was also mentally far beyond ordinary people, and he was not something he could just fool around with.
"Ren Ci never told me anything." She continued, "He was even deceived by your ninjutsu. He didn't believe Nangong Ling's words at all. He only thought that she hit a ghost and had a nightmare."
"Uh……"
"I know so much because I have another channel." Aliu paused, "The channel you will never guess."
When she said this, she actually wanted him to stop wasting his efforts to make wrong decisions, because she knew his details and his purpose, so she would never be deceived by him.
As a result, he focused on the phrase "I will never guess it".
He turned his head, stared at her for a long time, and finally asked tentatively: "Could it be... are you the son my mother had with someone else before she left the Central Plains?"
Ah Liu: "??" How could I be born of Shi Guanyin!
Wuhua: "It seems not."
Ah Liu was about to say that this guess was outrageous, so he heard him say again: "Then you are the new lover she has been looking for in the past few years?"
Ah Liu: "..." This smelly monk is getting more and more outrageous!
She rolled her eyes like Ji Bingyan did, then kicked him directly into the water.
The moment he fell into the water, Wuhua was overjoyed and thought he had a chance to escape, but the next moment, he kicked his legs and stepped on a net.
It turned out that she had put down the fishing net on the boat early in the morning, and she spotted him and kicked him into the middle of the fishing net.
"Old Ji said that you smell too bad, you have to take a shower before you can come on the boat." On the shore, there was no lack of gloating in her voice, "This net is very tight, and Lao Hu will close it when you wash it clean. brought you up."
While splashing about in the water, Wu Hua couldn't help but question herself, why on earth did he not want to chase after this boat last night?Is it really worth it?
However, he didn't know at this time that this was just the beginning.
After he rolled around in the water and was picked up by Hu Tiehua again, what was waiting for him was not a chance to finally take a rest for a while, but——
A wig and a dress.
Wu Hua really took a step back subconsciously: "What is this?"
Aliu, who had already returned to the boat, had a natural look on her face: "Clothes and wigs, what else are they?"
Ji Bingyan on the side smiled and added: "We plan to stay in Songjiang Mansion for a few days, and we can't let you stay on the boat alone in these few days."
Wuhua can understand their distrust. After all, he knows better than anyone else that if he gets the chance, he will definitely run away.
"I can follow you all the time," he said, "but why do you have to wear a dress to be a woman?"
Ji Bingyan: "Well, you'll understand this question when you put on a wig and change your clothes, and follow our Mr. Chu off the boat to go around the city."
Wuhua: "..." Actually, I don't really want to understand it, because I really don't want to wear it.
But his opinion is obviously unimportant. After Ah Liu made a choice between whether he should change it himself or they help him change it, he could only grit his teeth and say that I would change it myself.
He already has a masculine and feminine appearance, and when he is dressed as a monk, he can still make people feel like a girl. When he puts on a real girl's dress and puts on a wig, he is a lively and delicate girl.
At least Hu Tiehua was dumbfounded again, and said in a daze: "You really can't tell that you are a man at all."
Ji Bingyan also rubbed her chin and made a sincere comment.
A Liu was very satisfied with this, and immediately clapped her hands and said, "That's right, you will be my personal maid from now on."
Wuhua: "..." I can bear it, I can bear it, I can only bear it!
"For the maid, you have to choose a name." Ji Bingyan said.
"Then Ah Hua." She didn't hesitate, "Let's go Ah Hua, let's try the most famous perch in Songjiang Prefecture."
Wuhua: I don’t know what to say, but I feel regretful now, very regretful.
He went to the ship's kitchen and made a pot of porridge with the remaining ingredients in it.
This porridge looked no different from ordinary porridge, but as soon as he opened the pot, he immediately attracted everyone else.
The galley on the ship was not very big, and it was full of people at this moment. Hong Qi moved to the innermost place little by little because he was the last to come because he was still tall.
"It's so fragrant!" He exclaimed, "What's in it?"
"There aren't many things that can be used on this boat." Wu Hua seemed to complain while stirring the porridge with a wooden spoon, "I only put a small handful of chopped rapeseed leaves, and stewed the fish that you didn't use last night. head, and only use it for soup after stewing."
Hong Qi was stunned: "Is that all?!" They are all very common things, how can they be so fragrant and so attractive?
Wu Hua originally only considered cooking for them as an expedient measure, thinking of looking for an opportunity to get away with some unknowingly drugged people, but now she was shocked to hear this annoying little beggar gang leader. In this way, a sense of accomplishment was born.
So he snorted coldly and said: "These ingredients are the most common, but making the most common things delicious is the real skill."
A Liu who was watching: "..." This man is actually pretending to be aggressive!
"It should be almost there." After Wuhua pretended to be aggressive, she began to serve porridge.
When he was making the porridge, only Aliu came in and watched him all the time, in case he took the opportunity to do any tricks, so at this moment, only Aliu was not surprised when he saw his movements like playing a piano while serving the porridge.
Seeing it, the others were almost stunned on the spot: Is this person really serving porridge with a wooden spoon? !How to move hands and feet is full of elegance...
"Put an extra bowl." While the others were dumbfounded, Ah Liu opened his mouth, "You drink first..."
"Didn't you keep watching me from the sidelines?" Wu Hua was reluctant, "If I do something in this porridge, I can't escape your eyes."
Ah Liu didn't listen to his nonsense, just smiled and repeated: "Put one more bowl, you drink first."
Wuhua: "..." Forget it, I have to bow my head under the eaves.
He had no choice but to take another bowl, scoop out the last bit of the pot, and then drink it for her on the spot.
However, he is a Shaolin disciple after all, and he hasn't touched a little bit of meat for more than ten years. Now he drank this bowl of vegetable porridge with fish head soup, and he felt very uncomfortable from his mouth to his stomach.
Hong Qi saw that his face turned black after drinking, and he couldn't figure it out: "Why do you look like you are drinking poison? Could it be that you really took some medicine?"
Wu Hua almost cried: "I'm not, I don't."
"Why is that?" Ji Bingyan also felt strange.
"I pretended to be a monk too much." At this point, he could only break the can and explain along with what A Liu said last night, "I usually pretend to be more serious, so I haven't eaten meat for a long time, and I'm not used to it."
A Liu looked at his expression of death and suffering, and finally smiled with satisfaction, saying that it was really hard work for you, but it's best to get used to it quickly.
Wuhua is a smart person, and he understands it as soon as he hears it, which means that no matter what he does in the future, he will have to eat it in front of their interview first.
He can't scold his mother yet, so he can only respond respectfully: "Okay, I will get used to it as soon as possible."
However, for him, who was only a vegetarian for the first 16 years, the price of adaptation is really not small.
This morning, when the other people on the boat happily drank the porridge he made, his stomach directly protested, which made him have a stomachache for two full hours!
If it's just a stomachache, that's fine. What broke him the most was that when he recovered from the constant pain, the boat had just arrived at Songjiang Mansion.
Then as soon as it docked, A Liu asked him to clean up the clean room on the boat.
Wuhua: "?!"
He was a closed disciple of the abbot of Southern Shaolin, and he was reduced to cleaning up the house for others? !
"Why? Don't you want to?" A Liu lay on the deck and sized him up from foot to head. "It's okay if you don't want to. Anyway, I'm in Songjiang, so I'll send you to see the official directly. I heard that the prefect of Songjiang has a headache for the Yangtze River pirates." It’s been a long time, I’m sure I’d be happy to see you.”
Wu Hua really clenched her teeth, and said "I do" through the gaps between her teeth.
A Liu: "It's fine if you want to, and don't feel wronged, you're the one who used the cleaning room this morning."
Wu Hua: "..." At this point, he can only blame himself for taking Shaolin disciples too seriously?
All in all, he ended up cleaning the house by himself.
And in order not to let the people of Songjiang who had only heard him talk about Buddhism recognize him a few days ago, he could only keep his head down the whole time.
After finally cleaning up, he couldn't use any of his internal strength now, and squatted on the bank, panting harder than a dog.
"Thank you." A Liu walked over and threw a piece of crispy candy to him, "Eat the piece of candy slowly."
Wuhua was very vigilant: "What do you want me to do again?"
Ah Liu clicked his tongue, knelt down next to him, and said, "Your sister bought this candy, so forget it if you don't eat it."
Wu Hua: "..." How much does this person really know?
As if guessing what he was thinking, Ah Liu threw the other piece into his mouth, smacked and said, "I know your identity, and I also know the background of you and Nangong Ling. Now that Songjiang is here, she has been with Hong Qi After disembarking, Ren Ci's people will protect them in secret, as for you, since you have fallen into my hands, don't even think about harassing her again."
"Of course, I don't even think about going back to Shaolin Temple to be your eminent monk."
Wu Hua still couldn't figure it out: "What on earth do you—"
Could it be that Ren Ci told this person surnamed Chu about their brothers and sisters' backgrounds?But didn't Ren Ci didn't know him at all before?It shouldn't be so important to tell such an important thing after only seeing him once.
She watched his complexion change, his pretty face was full of anger, she couldn't help but raise the corners of her lips, and said, "Do you want to ask me how I know? Did Ren Ci tell me something?"
No Flowers Silently...
He found that in addition to his outstanding martial arts, the man in front of him was also mentally far beyond ordinary people, and he was not something he could just fool around with.
"Ren Ci never told me anything." She continued, "He was even deceived by your ninjutsu. He didn't believe Nangong Ling's words at all. He only thought that she hit a ghost and had a nightmare."
"Uh……"
"I know so much because I have another channel." Aliu paused, "The channel you will never guess."
When she said this, she actually wanted him to stop wasting his efforts to make wrong decisions, because she knew his details and his purpose, so she would never be deceived by him.
As a result, he focused on the phrase "I will never guess it".
He turned his head, stared at her for a long time, and finally asked tentatively: "Could it be... are you the son my mother had with someone else before she left the Central Plains?"
Ah Liu: "??" How could I be born of Shi Guanyin!
Wuhua: "It seems not."
Ah Liu was about to say that this guess was outrageous, so he heard him say again: "Then you are the new lover she has been looking for in the past few years?"
Ah Liu: "..." This smelly monk is getting more and more outrageous!
She rolled her eyes like Ji Bingyan did, then kicked him directly into the water.
The moment he fell into the water, Wuhua was overjoyed and thought he had a chance to escape, but the next moment, he kicked his legs and stepped on a net.
It turned out that she had put down the fishing net on the boat early in the morning, and she spotted him and kicked him into the middle of the fishing net.
"Old Ji said that you smell too bad, you have to take a shower before you can come on the boat." On the shore, there was no lack of gloating in her voice, "This net is very tight, and Lao Hu will close it when you wash it clean. brought you up."
While splashing about in the water, Wu Hua couldn't help but question herself, why on earth did he not want to chase after this boat last night?Is it really worth it?
However, he didn't know at this time that this was just the beginning.
After he rolled around in the water and was picked up by Hu Tiehua again, what was waiting for him was not a chance to finally take a rest for a while, but——
A wig and a dress.
Wu Hua really took a step back subconsciously: "What is this?"
Aliu, who had already returned to the boat, had a natural look on her face: "Clothes and wigs, what else are they?"
Ji Bingyan on the side smiled and added: "We plan to stay in Songjiang Mansion for a few days, and we can't let you stay on the boat alone in these few days."
Wuhua can understand their distrust. After all, he knows better than anyone else that if he gets the chance, he will definitely run away.
"I can follow you all the time," he said, "but why do you have to wear a dress to be a woman?"
Ji Bingyan: "Well, you'll understand this question when you put on a wig and change your clothes, and follow our Mr. Chu off the boat to go around the city."
Wuhua: "..." Actually, I don't really want to understand it, because I really don't want to wear it.
But his opinion is obviously unimportant. After Ah Liu made a choice between whether he should change it himself or they help him change it, he could only grit his teeth and say that I would change it myself.
He already has a masculine and feminine appearance, and when he is dressed as a monk, he can still make people feel like a girl. When he puts on a real girl's dress and puts on a wig, he is a lively and delicate girl.
At least Hu Tiehua was dumbfounded again, and said in a daze: "You really can't tell that you are a man at all."
Ji Bingyan also rubbed her chin and made a sincere comment.
A Liu was very satisfied with this, and immediately clapped her hands and said, "That's right, you will be my personal maid from now on."
Wuhua: "..." I can bear it, I can bear it, I can only bear it!
"For the maid, you have to choose a name." Ji Bingyan said.
"Then Ah Hua." She didn't hesitate, "Let's go Ah Hua, let's try the most famous perch in Songjiang Prefecture."
Wuhua: I don’t know what to say, but I feel regretful now, very regretful.
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