Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate
Chapter 72 Ordinary Dry Pot Beer Duck
"Quack quack—"
The big white goose on the opposite side flapped its wings and slid randomly in the air.The two people standing opposite it looked at it for a long time with serious expressions.
When the big white goose stopped, a goose face looked at them expectantly.
Chuan Tiange: "Do you understand?"
Jiyou: "Ah, that's probably it."
"Yeah, I think so too."
"Right, right."
Kawada Ge: "So what exactly is it?"
gay friend:"……"
The friend holding the [R Sasaki Prince] character card pondered for a long time, and then suggested sincerely: "It probably wants us to stew it?"
Big White Goose:
Chuan Tiange: "Really?"
Big White Goose: "?!"
You guys don't have to look convinced at this time, okay? !
The moment Jiyou stretched out his hand, the big white goose stepped on his hand with his flippers as if possessed by a martial god, and once the white goose flew on the plane, it stepped on Jiyou's face.
Friends: "Hello?!"
He yelled angrily, and with a flick of his arm, he held the big white goose trying to take off in his arms.
"Don't run, dry pot beer duck!!"
Big White Goose: "..."
It barked even more vigorously, almost heart-piercing, and even used its bright yellow goose beak to peck Jiyou's short black shoulder-length hair.
Chuan Tiange looked aside for a long time, and finally said hesitantly, "Brother?"
Visible to the naked eye, the big white goose's body froze, twisted its long neck, and even a trace of tears leaked from its black bean-sized eyes.
"Gah-"
Kawatage: "..."
"Why did you become this thing?" He slapped his head, quite speechless.
Chuan Tiange glanced at Jiyou, then at himself, and finally at the big white goose.
"Is there such a character in the character card pool in the joint exam?"
gay friend:"?"
He glanced blankly at Chuan Tiange, and then at the big white goose in his hand.
"Big brother?!"
Jiyou's voice trembled, and he turned the big white goose in his hand over and over again in disbelief: "Big brother?!"
Big White Goose: "Gah!!"
"brother!"
"Gah!"
The big white goose, who was almost reduced to a dry pot of beer duck, hugged and cried with his friends.
Now I have found a fellow candidate, plus my friend and myself, there are already three candidates.
Before entering the exam, the examiner counted the number of candidates, and there were a total of 20 candidates.
So now, where did the other 17 candidates go?
Glancing at the big white goose with its neck raised and howling, Chuan Tiange had an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Brother..." He collected himself and asked, "Do you know where the other candidates are?"
The big white goose looked excited: "Quack! Quack!!"
Kawada nodded.
Then in the next second, he turned his head and asked his friend, "Do you understand goose language?"
Jiyou looked back at him expressionlessly: "I only know about dry pot beer duck."
Big White Goose: "..."
Why can't I get around this thing? !
The big white goose hugged its fluffy body angrily.
"It's not good..." Chuan Tiange sighed, and said with some sadness, "The joint test is not like a single test, it requires the cooperation of the team."
"From the moment I entered the examination room until now, I have already been within the assessment range of the examination results. It's okay if everyone is holding a human character card, but like this brother, holding a white goose character card..."
Chuan Tiange glanced at the big white goose, and then said tactfully, "Maybe it's on the table now?"
The big white goose's wings, which were still flapping vigorously, froze suddenly.
"However, since you guys have already passed Ke San, you should have seen more scenes than this, right? Just holding a strange character card, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?"
Chuan Tiange smiled, without the slightest worry: "But I have never gotten a character card other than a human character."
"Since the brothers have passed the third subject, they must be able to perfectly cope with the exam scene."
When Jiyou heard this, he also breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "I also think, isn't it just an ordinary person's third grade, what a joke."
But I don't know what he said to stimulate the goose, the big white goose suddenly became excited, waved its big wings, and drew something up and down.
"Quack? Quack! Quack!!"
gay friend:"?"
He pointed to the excited big white goose, a little confused: "What's wrong?"
Chuan Tiange could neither understand the movements nor the language of the goose, so he guessed wildly, "Is it hungry?"
"What do geese eat? Carrots?"
The furious big white goose kicked Jiyou, and then Sa Yazi rushed out of the school.
"Eh?!"
Leng Buding was kicked in the waist, Jiyou got angry, rolled up his sleeves and followed: "You still kicked me, right?!"
The guy yelled "Don't run you beer duck" and ran out.
Kawatage: "..."
Are these guys reliable?Also, how did Wu Xiao pass the second grade? ?
-
On the street ahead, because the bathtub boy and his red bathtub were speeding, I don't know how many passers-by were frightened.
So far, the only big brother who has drawn a normal human character card is standing on a red bathtub, staring blankly ahead.
"Brother... slow down..."
He murmured: "I'm dizzy...I'm motion sick..."
Can the red bathtub under his feet be used to him?A drift on the spot caused the lucky big brother to hit his head on a telephone pole.
After a loud muffled sound, the lucky guy fell completely into the bathtub and fell into a dark and sweet dreamland.
But the unaware Red Bathtub still continued his drag racing journey.
Xia Youjie, who asked Nanako and Mimiko to go back to the Panxing Sect and followed him alone, looked at the previous scene and was speechless.
Could it be that there is a red bath tub-like curse spirit?
If it wasn't for the fact that it didn't have any magic power on it, Xia Youjie would have almost killed that thing as a curse spirit.
But even if it's not a curse spirit, what is it? ?
"Ring bell bell!"
The mobile phone in his pocket rang, Xia Youjie took out his mobile phone and picked it up while chasing after the red bathtub in front of him.
"Jay!"
"what happened?"
Gojo Satoru stood in the wooden house in the middle of the forest, snorted and said, "Yusuo has escaped."
At Tianyuan's place, after learning the real name of the brain-like thing, Gojo Satoru took a look at the traces inside the wooden house.
"No magic power, but the boards and seals are pierced all over the house with very thin things like pinholes."
"It seems that because of something like this, Rensuo took the opportunity to escape."
Xia Youjie frowned: "Did he do it?"
"what?"
"A moving red bathtub appeared on the street, and a man was lying in it."
Xia Youjie quickly explained the current situation: "It's unclear exactly what caused it, but the curse spirit has been ruled out."
"Ah..." Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows and drew out his voice, "Jie..."
"Don't you think this situation is familiar?"
"It has nothing to do with the magic power, but the destructive power is still great."
Xia Youjie froze for a moment, as if he remembered something.
"That world!"
"Bingo!" Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers and walked out of the dilapidated wooden house, "This is probably the case."
"However, it looks like there will be a lot of people coming from there this time."
He took off the blindfold and began to carefully search the entire mountain for small traces.
"Where are you now?"
Xia Youjie glanced at the red bathtub constantly drifting and spinning in front of him: "City center..."
"Be specific, be specific—"
"The other party is moving fast, so they can't give you a more detailed location." Xia Youjie said quickly, and then put a third-level spell to position Wujou who will come later, "You solve the matter over there Come here now."
"OK!"
In recent years, the two have become more and more tacit to each other.
Gojo Satoru hung up the phone, moved his fingers, and showed a confident smile: "Then let me see, where are you hiding?"
-
Why can that withered finger run so well? !
The trio, who were out of breath after chasing after them, glared at the fingers in front of them.
Whether it's Fuhei's ten shadow spells or Nagasaki's cinder spell, there's nothing he can do with that withered black finger that seems to be full of dodge.
Knotweed Hisohito gritted his teeth, and a catapult started to rush to the only way that the withered black fingers must pass.
finger:"!"
Knotabagi Yuhito said in surprise, "I caught it!"
As soon as the words fell, the finger made a feint, and quickly passed the hand that Knotabazu Yujin stretched out.
Knotweed Yujin: "!"
Fuguro Megumi & Nagasaki Wild Rose: "!!"
Could it be that the two-faced Su Nuo was a football player before his death? ?
The trio didn't understand, but were shocked.
Only the real two-faced Su Nuo snorted coldly in the body of the knotweed: "Heh..."
[Hello, Su Nuo] Yuzu Yujin hesitantly asked, "Did you like playing football very much before?"
Two-faced Nuo: "..."
"Little brat, do you need me to screw your head off and kick?"
Knotaba Yuhito closed his mouth.
But not long after, he asked again: "So is that really your finger? It feels like dodging!"
Liangmiansu Nuo snorted and didn't reply.
That thing is very similar to my own finger, both in shape and the power hidden in it, but other than that... this thing is No.20.
All in all, the withered black finger in front that seems to be full of agility and dodge attributes is not the double-faced Su Nuo... at least not the cursed king of this world.
But does he need to tell the kid?Let this guy burn himself out.
The King of Curses, who is not a big deal when watching the excitement, sat on the chair with peace of mind, and smiled at the hardships and efforts these three guys put in to catch that finger.
Withered black fingers rolled forward with difficulty, and finally saw a figure not far away...
"Hey, what is that?"
While chasing, Knotabagi Yuhito pointed to the species that appeared in front of him and asked a question.
Fu Hei: "Dog?"
A husky with a black and white color scheme and a wise expression stood in front of withered black fingers.
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "If you don't have dizziness, it's a husky, right?"
The trio: "..."
I have a bad premonition, I have to get that dry finger quickly!
However, what they didn't expect was that the withered black finger rushed towards Huskies in a decisive gesture.
And the dog, it even raised its eyebrows, then leaned over and opened its mouth wide—
#Since then, the two-faced dog was born! #
The trio: "..."
The big white goose on the opposite side flapped its wings and slid randomly in the air.The two people standing opposite it looked at it for a long time with serious expressions.
When the big white goose stopped, a goose face looked at them expectantly.
Chuan Tiange: "Do you understand?"
Jiyou: "Ah, that's probably it."
"Yeah, I think so too."
"Right, right."
Kawada Ge: "So what exactly is it?"
gay friend:"……"
The friend holding the [R Sasaki Prince] character card pondered for a long time, and then suggested sincerely: "It probably wants us to stew it?"
Big White Goose:
Chuan Tiange: "Really?"
Big White Goose: "?!"
You guys don't have to look convinced at this time, okay? !
The moment Jiyou stretched out his hand, the big white goose stepped on his hand with his flippers as if possessed by a martial god, and once the white goose flew on the plane, it stepped on Jiyou's face.
Friends: "Hello?!"
He yelled angrily, and with a flick of his arm, he held the big white goose trying to take off in his arms.
"Don't run, dry pot beer duck!!"
Big White Goose: "..."
It barked even more vigorously, almost heart-piercing, and even used its bright yellow goose beak to peck Jiyou's short black shoulder-length hair.
Chuan Tiange looked aside for a long time, and finally said hesitantly, "Brother?"
Visible to the naked eye, the big white goose's body froze, twisted its long neck, and even a trace of tears leaked from its black bean-sized eyes.
"Gah-"
Kawatage: "..."
"Why did you become this thing?" He slapped his head, quite speechless.
Chuan Tiange glanced at Jiyou, then at himself, and finally at the big white goose.
"Is there such a character in the character card pool in the joint exam?"
gay friend:"?"
He glanced blankly at Chuan Tiange, and then at the big white goose in his hand.
"Big brother?!"
Jiyou's voice trembled, and he turned the big white goose in his hand over and over again in disbelief: "Big brother?!"
Big White Goose: "Gah!!"
"brother!"
"Gah!"
The big white goose, who was almost reduced to a dry pot of beer duck, hugged and cried with his friends.
Now I have found a fellow candidate, plus my friend and myself, there are already three candidates.
Before entering the exam, the examiner counted the number of candidates, and there were a total of 20 candidates.
So now, where did the other 17 candidates go?
Glancing at the big white goose with its neck raised and howling, Chuan Tiange had an ominous premonition in his heart.
"Brother..." He collected himself and asked, "Do you know where the other candidates are?"
The big white goose looked excited: "Quack! Quack!!"
Kawada nodded.
Then in the next second, he turned his head and asked his friend, "Do you understand goose language?"
Jiyou looked back at him expressionlessly: "I only know about dry pot beer duck."
Big White Goose: "..."
Why can't I get around this thing? !
The big white goose hugged its fluffy body angrily.
"It's not good..." Chuan Tiange sighed, and said with some sadness, "The joint test is not like a single test, it requires the cooperation of the team."
"From the moment I entered the examination room until now, I have already been within the assessment range of the examination results. It's okay if everyone is holding a human character card, but like this brother, holding a white goose character card..."
Chuan Tiange glanced at the big white goose, and then said tactfully, "Maybe it's on the table now?"
The big white goose's wings, which were still flapping vigorously, froze suddenly.
"However, since you guys have already passed Ke San, you should have seen more scenes than this, right? Just holding a strange character card, it shouldn't be a big deal, right?"
Chuan Tiange smiled, without the slightest worry: "But I have never gotten a character card other than a human character."
"Since the brothers have passed the third subject, they must be able to perfectly cope with the exam scene."
When Jiyou heard this, he also breathed a sigh of relief, and said with a smile: "I also think, isn't it just an ordinary person's third grade, what a joke."
But I don't know what he said to stimulate the goose, the big white goose suddenly became excited, waved its big wings, and drew something up and down.
"Quack? Quack! Quack!!"
gay friend:"?"
He pointed to the excited big white goose, a little confused: "What's wrong?"
Chuan Tiange could neither understand the movements nor the language of the goose, so he guessed wildly, "Is it hungry?"
"What do geese eat? Carrots?"
The furious big white goose kicked Jiyou, and then Sa Yazi rushed out of the school.
"Eh?!"
Leng Buding was kicked in the waist, Jiyou got angry, rolled up his sleeves and followed: "You still kicked me, right?!"
The guy yelled "Don't run you beer duck" and ran out.
Kawatage: "..."
Are these guys reliable?Also, how did Wu Xiao pass the second grade? ?
-
On the street ahead, because the bathtub boy and his red bathtub were speeding, I don't know how many passers-by were frightened.
So far, the only big brother who has drawn a normal human character card is standing on a red bathtub, staring blankly ahead.
"Brother... slow down..."
He murmured: "I'm dizzy...I'm motion sick..."
Can the red bathtub under his feet be used to him?A drift on the spot caused the lucky big brother to hit his head on a telephone pole.
After a loud muffled sound, the lucky guy fell completely into the bathtub and fell into a dark and sweet dreamland.
But the unaware Red Bathtub still continued his drag racing journey.
Xia Youjie, who asked Nanako and Mimiko to go back to the Panxing Sect and followed him alone, looked at the previous scene and was speechless.
Could it be that there is a red bath tub-like curse spirit?
If it wasn't for the fact that it didn't have any magic power on it, Xia Youjie would have almost killed that thing as a curse spirit.
But even if it's not a curse spirit, what is it? ?
"Ring bell bell!"
The mobile phone in his pocket rang, Xia Youjie took out his mobile phone and picked it up while chasing after the red bathtub in front of him.
"Jay!"
"what happened?"
Gojo Satoru stood in the wooden house in the middle of the forest, snorted and said, "Yusuo has escaped."
At Tianyuan's place, after learning the real name of the brain-like thing, Gojo Satoru took a look at the traces inside the wooden house.
"No magic power, but the boards and seals are pierced all over the house with very thin things like pinholes."
"It seems that because of something like this, Rensuo took the opportunity to escape."
Xia Youjie frowned: "Did he do it?"
"what?"
"A moving red bathtub appeared on the street, and a man was lying in it."
Xia Youjie quickly explained the current situation: "It's unclear exactly what caused it, but the curse spirit has been ruled out."
"Ah..." Gojo Wu raised his eyebrows and drew out his voice, "Jie..."
"Don't you think this situation is familiar?"
"It has nothing to do with the magic power, but the destructive power is still great."
Xia Youjie froze for a moment, as if he remembered something.
"That world!"
"Bingo!" Gojo Satoru snapped his fingers and walked out of the dilapidated wooden house, "This is probably the case."
"However, it looks like there will be a lot of people coming from there this time."
He took off the blindfold and began to carefully search the entire mountain for small traces.
"Where are you now?"
Xia Youjie glanced at the red bathtub constantly drifting and spinning in front of him: "City center..."
"Be specific, be specific—"
"The other party is moving fast, so they can't give you a more detailed location." Xia Youjie said quickly, and then put a third-level spell to position Wujou who will come later, "You solve the matter over there Come here now."
"OK!"
In recent years, the two have become more and more tacit to each other.
Gojo Satoru hung up the phone, moved his fingers, and showed a confident smile: "Then let me see, where are you hiding?"
-
Why can that withered finger run so well? !
The trio, who were out of breath after chasing after them, glared at the fingers in front of them.
Whether it's Fuhei's ten shadow spells or Nagasaki's cinder spell, there's nothing he can do with that withered black finger that seems to be full of dodge.
Knotweed Hisohito gritted his teeth, and a catapult started to rush to the only way that the withered black fingers must pass.
finger:"!"
Knotabagi Yuhito said in surprise, "I caught it!"
As soon as the words fell, the finger made a feint, and quickly passed the hand that Knotabazu Yujin stretched out.
Knotweed Yujin: "!"
Fuguro Megumi & Nagasaki Wild Rose: "!!"
Could it be that the two-faced Su Nuo was a football player before his death? ?
The trio didn't understand, but were shocked.
Only the real two-faced Su Nuo snorted coldly in the body of the knotweed: "Heh..."
[Hello, Su Nuo] Yuzu Yujin hesitantly asked, "Did you like playing football very much before?"
Two-faced Nuo: "..."
"Little brat, do you need me to screw your head off and kick?"
Knotaba Yuhito closed his mouth.
But not long after, he asked again: "So is that really your finger? It feels like dodging!"
Liangmiansu Nuo snorted and didn't reply.
That thing is very similar to my own finger, both in shape and the power hidden in it, but other than that... this thing is No.20.
All in all, the withered black finger in front that seems to be full of agility and dodge attributes is not the double-faced Su Nuo... at least not the cursed king of this world.
But does he need to tell the kid?Let this guy burn himself out.
The King of Curses, who is not a big deal when watching the excitement, sat on the chair with peace of mind, and smiled at the hardships and efforts these three guys put in to catch that finger.
Withered black fingers rolled forward with difficulty, and finally saw a figure not far away...
"Hey, what is that?"
While chasing, Knotabagi Yuhito pointed to the species that appeared in front of him and asked a question.
Fu Hei: "Dog?"
A husky with a black and white color scheme and a wise expression stood in front of withered black fingers.
Nagasaki Wild Rose: "If you don't have dizziness, it's a husky, right?"
The trio: "..."
I have a bad premonition, I have to get that dry finger quickly!
However, what they didn't expect was that the withered black finger rushed towards Huskies in a decisive gesture.
And the dog, it even raised its eyebrows, then leaned over and opened its mouth wide—
#Since then, the two-faced dog was born! #
The trio: "..."
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