Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate

"At that time you were... giving birth to a baby..."

Chuan Tiange: "Huh?"

Looking at his coach with a thick arm on the other side, he nodded with a serious face.

"What am I doing?"

"You are having a baby."

"What am I doing?!"

"You are having a baby."

Chuan Tiange howled in a broken voice, hugged his head and squatted down, trembling: "How is it possible?!"

He even touched his chest, then his Adam's apple, and finally stopped his downward touch before his rationality completely collapsed.

"Coach, I'm a man?!"

The mature and steady coach nodded, and then said mercilessly: "You are giving birth."

Kawatage: "..."

"But I don't have such a memory?!" When the coach said this, the tone of absolute certainty made Kawadaki more and more collapsed.

The coach was very thoughtful and gave him time to calm down so that Kawada could digest the news well.

——Although the person concerned still holds his head and doubts that life cannot extricate himself.

Finally, after a long time, Kawada Ge gradually accepted the setting that "I might change my gender and have a child and then lose my memory".

He supported the cold wall with trembling hands, and stood up slowly.

"I see, then where is my... child?" In this sentence, Kawada Ge was very complicated about the word "child".

Turns out, did I ever have a child?Who is the child's father?

Wait, I don't want to know who the child's father is at all! !

Chuan Tiange gritted his teeth, and a raging anger flashed in his eyes.

"Could it be that scumbag who took my child away?!"

He began to speculate, and the more he thought about it, the more angry he became.

Coach: "You don't have to substitute like this."

Chuan Tiange looked at him in shock, and said sadly: "Coach, what are you talking about, coach? That's my child!"

"When I find that scumbag and take back my own child, I will crush the scumbag to ashes!"

coach:"……"

I expected that the outside world would have a great influence on this guy, but I didn't expect it to be so big, wouldn't I doubt it at all? !Although I asked a few questions, but I didn't get any answer at all!

Accepted so easily!

Looking at the students who verbally attacked the "scumbag", the coach said in a complicated tone: "There is no need to look for him, he is right here."

Chuan Tiange paused.

Then he moved his head slowly and put his eyes on the coach.

The young man on the opposite side rolled his throat and his voice was hoarse: "Could it be..."

The coach nodded with mixed feelings: "That's right..."

After getting an affirmative answer, Kawada Ge tried to back away in shock, only to find that there was a wall behind him.

He has no way back.

In the past, I always pretended to be weak and weird.At this moment, tears welled up in Chuan Tiange's eyes.

"Do not--"

He shook his head wildly, covered his heart, and looked pale.

"How could this be...how could this be!!"

The young man fell to the ground and muttered to himself: "Is it because of this reason that you accepted my request for research?"

The coach didn't feel that something was wrong, so he nodded: "Yes..."

Kawada choked up.

"Then in the end, you took my child."

The coach frowned, and said with some hesitation: "You seem to be right if you say that."

Then in the next second, he saw the young man who had fallen on the ground, turned over and stood up, and rushed towards him.

"Scumbag—"

This "scumbag" Chuan Tiange yelled sincerely, without any selfishness.

As if he was really heartbroken by a scumbag.

coach:"?"

coach:"?!"

The coach, who finally realized that something was wrong, quickly dodged to the right, temporarily evading the blow.

He looked even more shocked than Kawadaki.

The muscular trainer pointed at him with trembling fingers: "You, you..."

After a long time, he finally choked out a sentence: "Who the hell is a scumbag?!"

"Isn't that scumbag you?!"

Chuan Tiange, who was ready to go and prepare for the second attack: "?"

-

That was about 20 years ago.

The coach at that time had just obtained the [Life Qualification Certificate for Ordinary People], and he was on a proud interstellar tour.

But obviously, when he was on this trip, he didn't listen to the interstellar broadcast—although the broken broadcast was indeed unreliable.

But for a sensitive topic like war, the radio will still broadcast it in detail.

For example, next to the planet he was staying on tonight, there were people fighting in groups.

The battle was very fierce, and both sides suffered heavy losses. It was not a small fight, but a big scene of waving your hand and breaking a planet with one punch.

Fragments of fallen planets floated in the weightless air around them.

The coach was just a fledgling kid at the time, and even though he had obtained the qualification certificate for life-saving, he was frightened to stay where he was at the moment.

Not long ago, the interstellar space was still peaceful and silent, but now it is already full of flames of war.

Just as he was about to escape, a huge meteorite grazed his hair and hit a complete planet in front of him.

That planet is extremely beautiful, looking down from above, it looks like a work of art.

But in war, art itself is worthless.

The planet fell before his eyes.

The coach first regretted it, and then diligently looked for another way out—this place is really too dangerous.

But I don't know what happened, that night, the interstellar world fell into a kind of carnival and fierce battle.

Everyone fights together regardless of the enemy or the enemy. Fortunately, the coach has obtained the qualification certificate so that he can not be noticed and affected in this scuffle.

He needs to get out of here quickly.

However, when the beautiful planet was hit by a rock, the center split open...

A person rushed out from inside.

When passing by that person, the coach saw the other's dull red eyes.

Then, that guy kills everyone in the melee.

Even thinking about it now, the coach still has shivers down his spine.

Too fast and merciless.

The coach holding the qualification certificate blankly watched that guy go crazy.

The newly acquired [Ordinary Life Qualification Certificate] saved his life. It seemed that the guy who had never seen the coach left after killing everyone.

He didn't look back at the planet where he was born, and he didn't care about the coach who had almost lost his qualification certificate.

That guy seemed to have no soul, and his footsteps floated away.

This scene left a great psychological shadow on the coach.

So that when Chuan Tiange came to him for a research without realizing it, the coach almost stuck the qualification certificate in the middle of his forehead.

"So..." Kawatage calculated with his fingers in a complicated tone, "I was born by me?"

The coach nodded: "Yes..."

"Then why do you say there is another scumbag?!" Kawada Geyu was angry.

The coach was shocked: "Didn't you make a random guess? Don't blame me for the unwarranted blame!"

Kawatage: "..."

It seems to be oh...

"And according to your imagination just now, it was you who married you and gave birth to you."

Take away He Ge's children = take He Ge away;

He Ge = He Ge's child = He Ge's scumbag;

Kawatage: "..."

This relationship is so fucking messy.

He muttered, "So I'm asexual?"

Coach: "No, you can at most make the stone monkey born."

Chuan Tiange, who has never watched Journey to the West: "?"

"Not only that, but I infer that you are in the process of self-improvement."

"what?"

Coach: "Listen to me."

"Based on the most essential, He Ge, you should be regarded as a condensation of the world."

"You've lost your world in the war, so subconsciously, you want to build a new one."

"I once told you that you are easily influenced by the outside world, and you are easily influenced by the outside world. This is because of your idiosyncrasies."

"If you want to build a new world, you need a lot of knowledge. So when you receive any knowledge, you will store it in your subconscious mind and use it as the building material for the new world."

"At the same time, the world that you gradually build in your subconscious will start to affect the people around you."

"It's like the so-called [different world] that those NPCs saw during the exam."

"That's the world you're building."

Chuan Tiange: "??"

"What other world?"

coach:"……"

Oh, by the way, forget that this guy has no idea of ​​the settings that those people have made up in their brains and are getting more and more perfect.

So he said everything in a pitiful tone.

Kawatage: "..."

I only know that they may have experienced something that I don't know, but I didn't expect it to be so outrageous? !

"Then is that different world real or fake?" He was a little irritable.

Could such a world really exist?Won't it be too miserable?

The coach looked at his irritable and helpless expression, and suddenly said: "Of course, it's just under construction. After all, you don't realize the existence of this world at all."

"Whether it exists in the future is up to you."

"Because you are the world, He Ge."

"This new world is combining your thinking and other people's thinking to try to construct what most people imagine. If you decide to make it real, then it must be real."

Kawada Ge: "It will become true...then what will happen to me?"

"what?"

"You just said that I am the world." Chuan Tiange said, "Divide me into two individuals, one human form and one material form."

"The human form unconsciously collects materials to facilitate the formation of the physical form (new world). Then what will happen to the human form after the physical form is fully formed?"

"In other words, what will happen to me when the new world becomes real?"

"Do I dissipate, or merge with the world?"

Chuan Tiange blinked and said blankly, "I'm not me anymore?"

For this question, the coach never thought about it.

He just subconsciously believed that forming a new world was what He Ge wanted.

But he forgot that the current He Ge is an individual, and he didn't even know his own life experience before.

The coach had already planned to help He Ge take the exam for the [Life Qualification Certificate for Ordinary People]. He thought it was to make the newly formed world peaceful and stable.

But if He Ge is an individual...then he wants to take this certificate because he can live in a peaceful world as a human being.

Rather than being a world without its own consciousness.

Chuan Tiange didn't think that he was the fallen planet.

He is just himself.

"I will not become the consciousness of the world." Kawada Ge said lightly, "Because I don't want to construct a new world, let alone such a world."

"Now I just want to get the qualification certificate, and then I can live in a small planet with peace of mind, and eat some delicious food when I have time."

I am completely incompetent for a position like the God of Creation.

"Thank you for telling me everything," he said.

"so--"

The young man smiled brightly: "Let's have a chat, is there any other way besides obtaining the qualification certificate through the individual exam?"

The coach was recalled by his sudden change of subject, and scolded angrily, "You don't even take a break?"

Chuan Tiange smiled and said, "I've already rested!"

"There is indeed a way, that is, multi-person exams, but you can go to ordinary people's forums to ask about this exam method. Most of those who have not passed have taken this exam. There is no limit on the number of times, so you can take many exams. Second-rate."

Kawada nodded.

"But having said that, coach, do you know that in the second exam, you are in the same exam room many times in a row?"

The coach frowned: "Impossible, that's one in 24 billion."

Chuan Tiange: "Ha, haha, yes."

So, is he right or wrong?