Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate

"coach……"

Even though he was in a kind of eerie calm, Kawada Ge swallowed subconsciously when he saw his coach.

The burly and unshaven coach twitched the corners of his mouth: "Where are you going?"

Kawatage: "..."

Hey, how should he answer this?

The tall young man pursed his lips, feeling aggrieved: "I, I just finished the exam, and the front desk at the center of the exam center said I cheated. I went to ask him for my transcript, but this guy smashed it up."

As he spoke, seeing the coach's disgusted gaze, he quickly let go of the hand that was holding the man's jaw.

At first, I thought it was nothing, but now seeing the drool on his hands, Chuan Tiange took a step back silently, and wiped the water stains on the man's little hair as if nothing had happened.

The man then nearly dislocated his jaw, whimpered a few times, and looked angry.

The coach didn't care about the man's aggrieved gaze, he just looked Chuan Tiange up and down a few times, and then looked inside the examination room.

He asked in confusion: "This examination room hasn't been smashed by you, has it?"

Kawada Ge: "Coach, the use of force is not allowed in the examination center."

The coach was shocked: "Aren't you angry?!"

As he was talking, he pushed Chuan Tiange away, pressed his shoulders and brought it in: "I said it all, the second section asked you to memorize less question banks, are you stupid?"

"It's not you who damaged the transcript, it's even the fault of the staff in the examination room."

Chuan Tiange grabbed the man's hair and grabbed the man who was trying to escape.

man:"……"

"Come on, I won't talk to you about the exam for now, let's solve your cheating problem first."

Chuan Tiange obediently followed behind the coach, and for the first time felt that the muscular coach's back was so generous and safe.

When they came to the center of the examination room, they happened to meet the receptionist picking up the shredded paper on the ground.

"Oh, don't touch it!"

The coach stepped forward and squeezed the staff away.

The staff member who was knocked away by surprise looked at him blankly.

"Isn't this broken? Just these few pieces can be glued together."

The coach whistled and said without raising his head, "Boy, find a tube of glue and watch your coach show off his skills."

Chuan Tiange's eyes lit up, his hair didn't twitch, and he happily responded.Looking at him everywhere, I saw 502 glue and white glue under the front desk.

He took it all down and handed it to the coach.

"Hey! Wait, this can't—"

Coach: "Why not?"

The face of the staff who faced the eye attack changed, and he said in a low voice: "No, it's okay, please."

The coach smiled at him, and simply sat on the ground and played the shredded paper puzzle.

The blade scratched the shredded paper, but it didn't shred like a shredder, and it always sticks well as long as you are patient.

"You..." the coach said, looking at the student squatting next to him with bright eyes, "how smart are you? They say you cheated, and you admit it?"

Chuan Tiange stared at him blankly.

"If you can cheat, how about taking an exam..." The coach picked up a scrap of paper and twitched the corner of his mouth, "D?"

The paper was torn to pieces, but the last grade remained on the grade piece.

【D】

"If it's D, then it's D..." He sighed, his tone seemed to have resigned himself to his fate, "You can take the exam three times for the second subject. If you are D, there will be one more time. But if you really cheat, you won't be able to take the exam." Exam."

"I didn't cheat!"

The coach frowned, and tapped Chuan Tiange's head with his hand holding the white glue: "If you didn't do it, you didn't do it. Why are you shouting so loudly in my ear? If I'm deaf, you pay me to treat it? "

The young man pouted, but felt relieved.

Although his coach likes to swear, he is very responsible, so Kawada obediently waited for him to glue up his broken report card.

After about 15 minutes, the coach carefully picked up the fragile report card 2.0 and put it on the front desk.

"Here, we want to appeal." The coach propped his arms on the table, raised his eyebrows and looked at the complicated faces of the staff.

staff member:"……"

The report card was indeed glued together. Although the glue was a bit ugly, it was indeed complete.

He said: "But candidate No. 037 has just left the examination room, we are not sure whether he lost the cheating device—"

"Are you blind? He obviously didn't go out just now, and I blocked the door."

"But……"

The coach rolled up his sleeves: "Just pretend for me!"

"Your work card shows that you have been employed for five years. Even if someone cheats, you can't tell the person concerned. You can only say that there is a problem with the machine, and delay the time to make repeated judgments."

"You are not a novice Xiaobai, how could you make such a low-level mistake? There is only one result, you are targeting candidate No. 037, you are targeting an innocent candidate who has full trust in your test center!"

Innocent and naive Kawada Ge: "..."

staff member:"……"

"What are you pretending for me?!" The coach slapped the table and said in a rough voice, "Hurry up and appeal to me!"

The staff member whose age was exposed took off his badge, put it in his pocket, and glared at the coach: "You are a coach for ordinary people!"

Why are you still pissing off your teammates!

The muscle trainer sneered, and took off his coat skillfully and quickly, revealing another black and red outfit: "It's not anymore."

On the black and red coat, there are two big characters printed on it - Laotan.

staff member:"……"

Kawatage: "..."

Grass, mutiny on the spot? ?

"Hurry up and appeal!" The man was obviously a lot more arrogant in a suit of a senior coach, "Otherwise I'll ask the fellow candidates present to beat you up."

staff member:"……"

He looked at Kawada Ge in shock.

Your coach is so shameless!

Chuan Tiange turned his head naturally, and happily slipped away to catch the man who climbed a few steps back.

The staff pressed a few times on the machine angrily.

"Complained!"

Coach: "That's enough."

"If your qualification certificates weren't useful, who the hell would want to see your stinking face."

"I just can't figure it out. These methods of yours are obviously used to deal with those who deliberately disrupt the examination room of ordinary people. How did you deal with him?"

The coach frowned, pointing at the cheerful kid and said, "He's the only one who deliberately disturbed the examination room?"

The staff snorted coldly: "Why can't he? He's bombarding the examination room with a particle cannon! He's very brave!"

coach:"……"

He didn't have time to watch the test screen, but just saw Chuan Tiange grilling fish with a household flamethrower, his blood pressure rose, and he rushed to the examination room of the second subject.

Particle cannon? ?

"We obviously checked him several times, and he didn't carry anything at all, but he still took out the particle cannon in the middle of the exam, and almost cut the NPC in the exam room."

The staff sneered, "Why is it not considered cheating?"

The coach was serious: "You can say he is good, but you can't say he cheated. You haven't found out by yourself. As long as you believe in your own technology, then Hege didn't cheat at all."

"Also, what about the security guards in the examination room? I've said it all, you can't just arrange one security guard in the examination room. You see, it's harmful to the physical and mental health of the candidates to let such a dangerous person in the examination room!"

The corner of the staff's mouth twitched.

In the distance, the hair of the dangerous person was almost plucked, and the victim candidate happily picked up the two machine guns and broke them off.

Can you speak from your own conscience? !

Doesn't it hurt!

At this time, there was another movement outside the door, and the uncle in security uniform wiped the dust from his cuffs, and strode in.

"There were a few groups of troublemakers outside the door just now, go and deal with it. Nothing happened here... Where did the monk come from? Alms?"

Uncle Security looked at the new bald man blankly, and suddenly understood something, his face darkened: "Sneaked in?"

The rest of the time was left for the friendly exchange between the security uncle and the bald man, and the coach pulled Kawada Ge over.

"Be honest..." the coach said solemnly, "What's the matter with your particle cannon?"

Chuan Tiange said honestly: "I did it myself."

"Uh..." The staff member had a black question mark face, "Are you kidding me?"

"I'm not joking." Chuan Tiange stretched out his hand, and the space in his hand fluctuated several times, slowly forming a small particle cannon model, "That's it..."

He looked at the stunned staff in confusion: "No, don't you all know it?"

Who the hell would build a particle cannon with bare hands? !

The coach coughed: "He Ge, you have to know that these ordinary people don't know how to do it."

Chuan Tiange: "??"

"It's from Star Royale..." The coach pulled him a bit, and asked Chuan Tiange to take it back, and then said to the staff, "I have seen too much world, forgive me."

staff member:"……"

I suspect you are implicating me.

He looked suspiciously at the two people in front of him, barely believing the coach's nonsense.

"I don't know you interstellar people, but this is not the reason why you destroyed the examination room—"

The coach interrupted him: "Stop!"

"We He Ge candidates..." He rubbed the young man's cheeks with both hands, his expression serious, "Never destroy the examination room!"

"He took the exam very seriously from the beginning to the end. He didn't cheat, didn't destroy the exam room, and even endured your framing after the exam. He planned to go back pitifully, and helped you clean up the foreigners who broke into the exam room!"

Under the hint of the coach, Chuan Tiange quickly showed big teary eyes: "Oh..."

"Besides, you can check again to see if he is cheating. He hasn't left the examination room and is still under the monitoring of the examination center, so is there anything cheating on him? You can check again and you will know."

The efficiency of the examination center is very fast, and the staff of [Ordinary People's Official] checked it quickly.

"There is indeed no cheating device."

The staff pursed their lips, lost in thought.

After hitting a stick, of course I have to give a sweet date.

The coach quickly said: "I know that it is not easy for you ordinary people to take the exam. Many people go out of their way to get your qualification certificate, and often pretend to be normal candidates to take the exam."

"It's really not easy for a group of people like you to protect your own safety and the safety of NPCs in the examination room."

The staff's face softened a lot.

"Sometimes it's too vigilant to misjudge, and we understand that, right?"

The coach poked Kawadaga with his elbow.

Chuan Tiange nodded quickly: "Yes, yes, yes!"

Judging from the current situation, he should have a great chance to come back!

The staff finally calmed down.

"Sorry." He apologized first, "Recently, a lot of people have come to pretend to be candidates again. It may really be a misjudgment. First, I apologize to you."

Chuan Tiange: "Yeah, I accept."

coach:"……"

You silly boy, you accept all the politeness you get from others.

He couldn't help but raise the corners of his lips, and it was very hard to hold back his smile.

The staff also choked, and after a while, they said again: "But are you cheating? This is the first time this has happened to you. No one has ever taken out a very dangerous weapon in the examination room after being checked. .”

Kawadaga: Very, very high?Star Royale probably has one...

He couldn't help his eyes wandering.

"So, I suggest that you take another exam, this time it will be a separate exam." The staff member said, "We will manually monitor your exam throughout the process."

"is it okay?"

Chuan Tiange froze for a moment: "I..."

He was just about to agree, but he seemed to think of something, and he looked a little hesitant.

The coach frowned: "What's wrong?"

"E216, my exam preparation room..." he said, "Someone from Star Royale went there."

"how?"

Chuan Tiange opened his mouth: "My...my friend is still there."

The coach paused: "You mean NPC?"

"Uh……"

"Hey, He Ge, think carefully. If you leave the center of the test room now, it will be equivalent to giving up the test of your own innocence." The coach turned his head and looked at him.

"But the Star Royale people are very... brutal..." Chuan Tiange's head drooped, "If Kobayashi-senpai and Takiya-senpai are affected, it will be over."

"Besides, I've already taken the test twice, both with a D... Even if I take the test again, the result won't change much, right?"

Chuan Tiange recalled these few exams. Although he got a B in that mock exam, he couldn't figure out how to do it at all.Even if he took the exam again, he would just fail again.

Rather than being doomed to fail, he should go back and beat up those people who found fault.

The coach looked at the dejected students and frowned fiercely.

"Have you thought about it? Are you really going to give up?"

The coach walked over and patted him on the head.

The strength of the wide palm was not gentle, and Kawada Ge, who was suddenly hit on the head, looked up blankly.

"He Ge, you have changed a lot."

The coach just said: "In the past, you were treated like this and the examination room was torn apart long ago, but now you still remember not to do this. You have changed a lot, become more and more restrained, and are more and more in line with [Ordinary life qualification certificate] requirements.”

"However, He Ge." He said, with a rare gentle tone, "Ordinary people are not defined in this way."

"The group of ordinary people use words such as [ordinary, cowardly, unobtrusive] to restrain ordinary people, but in fact ordinary people are not just like that."

"Before your first subject two exam, I told you to look around more, instead of memorizing the question bank. Tell me, have you read it?"

The warm Kobayashi-senpai, the hard-working Takiya-senpai, the contrasting and cute backstreet girl, the mother-in-law Zechuan who worked hard to make a miracle, and Junpei who ran to save his mother...

The ordinary people who came into contact with these days flashed through Kawada Ge's mind one by one.

"Do you remember why you got this qualification certificate?"

The black-haired boy lowered his eyes, his scarlet pupils flickering.

"I want a peaceful life, and I don't want to run around anymore. I want more friends and more bondage."

"This qualification allows me to escape Star Royale. It allows me to settle in a peaceful world."

"I want to get it."

Kawada Ge: "But, I don't have this ability."

"I don't understand the thinking of ordinary people..." he said, "I can't understand, every time I fail."

"Rather than fail, I want to protect my current friends—"

Coach: "Without this qualification, you will stay at this stage forever."

"He Ge, you need it."

"I need to, but I can't do it, coach."

Chuan Tiange took a deep breath, then couldn't help curling his lips, feeling extremely wronged.

"I can not do it!"

The coach slapped it up: "Speak well, don't be coquettish."

Kawatage: "..."

"You can..." The coach said awkwardly after a long time, "Otherwise, I wouldn't have changed you from the old coach to the ordinary coach's clothes."

"He Ge, you are easily influenced by the outside world, but you can also influence the outside world." The coach said something unclear, and then changed the subject, "So, have you decided?"

"To leave, or to stay?"