Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate

What is the situation now?

There is a mother in the front, and a double body of the mother in the back.

Yoshino Junpei, a poor man caught in the middle, could only look at Mama Yoshino stiffly.

"Help, what should I do now!"

The two people who swore to their death that they didn't want to meet each other, unexpectedly they are about to meet at such a sudden opportunity today.

Junpei even envisioned the plot of the following horror movie.

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(Next, please enjoy the homemade horror film written by Junpei Yoshino.)

The mother in front of her was puzzled, but in the next second, her expression became terrified.

She raised her hand and pointed behind Yoshino Junpei, her pupils were trembling, and she could hardly make a sound.

"Shun? Ping—"

A cold hand pressed Yoshino Junpei's shoulder, and his breath rang in his ears.

He tilted his head stiffly—

The woman's mouth grinned to her ears, and the originally empty black pupils were filled with blood.

"Mom, I'm so happy—"

Her weird laughter made Yoshino Junpei's scalp tingle, and the black-haired boy could hardly stand up.

"Finally found this counterfeit—" The woman grinned grinningly, brushing his cold fingertips across his face, seemingly very satisfied, "Mom, I'll eat her right away, and go home with Junpei—"

"I am, Junpei, the real one. Mom? Mom!"

As soon as the words fell, Yoshino Junpei watched helplessly as the woman's neck stretched out to an inhuman length, and the strange split head floated in front of her mother.

The doppelganger has grown her mouth, the bloody mouth and the sharp fangs that are shining coldly—

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"Shunpei? Junpei?"

Yoshino's mother looked at the dazed son in front of her, and the corner of her mouth twitched.

In the next second, she slapped Junpei on the head mercilessly.

"boom--"

"it hurts!"

When he came back to his senses, Yoshino Junpei held his head pitifully, looking terrified.

"What are you thinking, so lost in thought?"

Yoshino's mother simply stuffed the basket into his arms, passed her son, and walked towards home by herself.

"I'm ready to resign from this company, and I'm almost ready to find another one."

"Mom! Wait a minute!"

The two spoke suddenly, and their words collided.

Yoshino Junpei rushed in front of her first, trying to stop his mother's footsteps: "Wait, wait a minute, Mom, here is—"

At the corner, the figure of the doppelganger is not here.

she disappeared...

Yoshino Junpei: "Huh?"

His bewildered expression made Yoshino's mother sigh, and took a puff of cigarette helplessly.

"What's the matter these days? She looks absent-minded. Horror movies shouldn't be such a big deal, Junpei?"

Yoshino Junpei heaved a sigh of relief after realizing that the doppelganger had left first without knowing the reason.However, in the next second, he swiftly snatched the cigarette from Mama Yoshino's hand.

Yoshino's mother blinked: "?"

"Don't talk about quitting smoking!" The son who was unexpectedly stubborn in some aspects yelled in dissatisfaction. As a mother, Yoshino's mother had no choice but to nod and sigh helplessly: "Okay...okay—"

"That's what you say, you must have smoked a lot." Shunping looked at his mother expressionlessly, as if he knew her well, "there must be an ashtray hidden in the house, right?"

Mama Yoshino: "..."

Tsk, I should have let this child continue to post in a daze for a while.At least finish this one.

She pouted.

"Mother!"

Yoshino's mother covered her ears, looking overwhelmed: "I know, I know."

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Yoshino Junpei escaped the interrogation this time because of the cigarette incident, but Kawadaga's side is not ideal.

First of all, at the corner, he has already discovered that the opposite person looks exactly the same as the character card [N Yoshino Nagi].

very good……

He thought blankly.

Appeared, the tainted milk before the exam was hit.

At first, Kawada Gaku thought that if he ran into Yoshino Nagi himself by accident, try to avoid meeting him.But I didn't expect that the Junpei I came into contact with was Yoshino Nagi's son, Yoshino Junpei.

The kid was being bullied at the time.

Although Chuan Tiange himself didn't feel much about this, besides, if he was treated like this before, he would usually run away, and he would beat someone if he couldn't escape.

But obviously, Yoshino Junpei doesn't have the speed and power of Kawada Ge.

While playing the [Yoshino Nagi] character card, the keyword [single mother] played an important role.

Kawada rushed forward, exposing his image to Yoshino Junpei's eyes.

This is not what he expected, because it is a big trouble to get in touch with people [Yoshino Nagi] knows.If the performance is wrong, it will definitely be exposed every minute.

but……

Alas, his eldest son is simply too pitiful.

So Kawata's mother had to start taking care of the eldest son.

But he still thinks well, playing the role of Yoshino Junpei's mother, staggering to meet the real Yoshino Nagi.It's good to make Yoshino Junpei think that he is the real Yoshino's mother.

And in the next few actions, Yoshino Junpei was a little stiff, but wasn't he interacting with himself very well?

So Chuan Tiange was full of confidence that he would definitely pass the answer this time.

Until he met the real Nagi Yoshino.

Kawatage: "..."

He glanced at his attire, and thought back to the startled glance.

So how on earth did he cast the image of a smoking strong woman as Yamato Nadeko? ?

Wait, Yamato Nadeko's gentle mother is the common state, right? !The subject one question bank is recorded like this!Who knew that this single mother [Yoshino Nagi] did not follow the routine at all!

No, Yoshino Junpei's reaction is also misleading? !

Don't ordinary people doubt it first when they see a mother with a different style? !Why did you accept it so quickly? !

Until now, Kawada, who thought she was a gentle mother in the eyes of the other party, was indignant.

Hetui!Scum!Enjoy the love of two moms! !

After thinking for a long time, Chuan Tiange couldn't help but sighed.

Leaving aside what Yoshino Junpei was thinking, he won't fail the assessment again, right?

It was such an easy start, why was he kicked out of hard mode!

Chuan Tiange couldn't hold back, and began to cry again.

At this moment, a hand suddenly pressed on his shoulder.

"Hey, look at me?"

Alas!abnormal!

Chuan Tiange's eyes were sharp, his right hand pressed the extended arm of the person behind him, he took a step back to withstand the attacker's waist, and then turned hard! !

The 'girl' with long indigo hair was slammed to the ground.

Reality: "..."

Kawatage: "..."

He blinked his big innocent eyes, and asked a question first: "Daughter-in-law?"

Real person: "??"

Who is your daughter-in-law? !

Although amazed at the power of this human being, the newly born curse spirit is obviously more curious than killing.

At least find out if this guy in front of him is human or not—

"Can you see me now?" He simply lay on the ground and asked with a smile.

But when the woman in front of her suddenly let go of her hand, her eyes became empty and erratic.

"Ah... it's not good to be old, haha..." The woman withdrew her hand with a smile, fumbled in the void for a moment, trying to pretend that nothing happened, "I was just going home hahaha -"

"What hit me just now hahaha must be my illusion hahaha——"

Seeing the woman in front of him pretending to be stupid, Zhenren rarely fell silent.

Wonderful, is this a human being?

How should I put it... amazing, really amazing.

"Yoshino Junpei."

Manu Ling got up, sat cross-legged, looked at the back of the woman with his chin propped up, and suddenly said, "You look a lot like his mother?"

The woman's back froze.

"So what are you?"

He opened his mouth curiously, but his tone was full of malice.He guessed: "Humans? Ghosts? Or... curse spirits?"

After a long silence, the woman turned around slowly: "Then what are you? Curse spirit?"

The real person got up: "Of course——"

He smiled: "We are companions, aren't we?"

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I'm going to your [beep] companion!

When Chuan Tiange heard it, everyone began to turn gray.

Curse spirit?Curse spirit!

What a familiar word!

Isn't this something that appeared in his previous exams and previous exams? !

So this is still—the examination room for "Spell Return"? !

I [beep]! !

Chuan Tiange, who was like a telegraph machine in his heart, looked at the smiling guy opposite him who was trying to lure him into his gang with condensed eyes.

Curse spirit, huh.

Ordinary people, unless there are special junctures, will never see the curse spirit in their whole life.

During the exam, Xia Youjie told him a sentence that was deeply imprinted in Chuan Tiange's heart at this moment.

Good guy, what kind of grudge does this curse spirit have against him!The second meeting made him fall into such a situation!

Still a partner?I'll fucking kick you into eight petals! !

Kawada Ge's eyes became sharper in frustration.

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"I am not your companion."

The woman in front of her seemed to have completely given up her disguise, and said in a cold tone: "I'm just an ordinary person, as for you... I don't know you."

"Ordinary people?"

Daoist's eyes widened. If he ignores his identity, the current appearance is very beautiful.

He grinned: "You can see me, if it's not a curse spirit, then it's a human being who has the potential to become a magician."

"But it's strange, you don't have the breath of magic power—"

I didn't expect that this test would still be Kawada Ge from "Spell Return": "..."

Murder!Murderous heart ah! !

This guy is quite handsome, why can't he speak a few human words!

Oh yes, he's not human.

Hey, I'm not human, can't I provoke or hide? !

So he said, "I don't want to have anything to do with you."

So get acquainted and leave quickly!If it wasn't for his wrong identity, he would have almost cursed.

Even now, Kawada Ge, who is still trying to maintain a gentle personality, thinks stubbornly.

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The woman seemed to be indifferent, even after knowing that he was a curse spirit, her expression didn't fluctuate, but she still didn't want to have anything to do with him.

why?

Seems to know the spell, right?Judging from the reaction, it seems to be very understanding.

Then why not be afraid, but just...disgusted?

Is that disgusting?

The master of anthropology, Zhenren, looked at her curiously, feeling a little uncertain for a while.

However, if only that were the case...

"Don't you want Yoshino Junpei to become your real child?"

The real person tapped his lips slightly with his fingertips, as if he knew it clearly.