Ordinary Living Qualification Certificate

It was definitely the smoothest day at work.

Looking at the empty task bar, Xiao Lin couldn't help sighing.

"What did Kawata do before?" Even Takiya was a little curious, "It feels like a lot of experience."

Whether it's computer engineering or other mechanical maintenance, even if the vending machine downstairs is out of order, he can take a picture with just a few clicks.

Kobayashi & Takiya: "It's amazing."

Thanks to the help of Junior Kawada, the entire office completed today's tasks efficiently.

Look at the time: 17:30;

"It seems that I can get off work on time today?" Everyone was surprised and started a small office party, "Why don't we go get together?"

"Kawada, thanks to you, would you like a drink after get off work?"

The black-haired young man smiled and waved his hands: "Thank you, but I still have something to do."

"Well, you are indeed a young man. If you enter the society, you should be a little more tactful in your refusal."

Seeing that he didn't intend to continue explaining, Kobayashi sighed, and she turned to look at Makoto Takitani at the side.

"Takitani, do you want to have a party?"

Takiya Ma: "Huh?"

He glanced at Kobayashi, then at Chuan Tiange, who was unaware, and instantly understood what she meant.

"Speaking of which, I haven't had a party with you for a long time..." He paused, then smiled, "If you don't mind, let us join in?"

"Hey! It's rare!"

"Is Kobayashi coming too!"

"How could it not be welcome? Xiao Lin has helped us a lot! He is a great guy in the office!"

Everyone was laughing and joking, and the originally condensed atmosphere instantly improved.

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"This... is the concert Senior Kobayashi mentioned?"

Wrapped in a windbreaker, listening to the whistling wind.Kawadaga looked at the small street in front of him.

The colorful neon lights were lit up early, and the sound of rock music came from the depths of the alley.

Extreme girl...

This is a new female idol group, the title song is "Superlove", and it has an extremely large number of fans since its debut.

Kobayashi didn't care about these things at first, but on the way to work, he inevitably received leaflets about extreme girls.

Maybe Kawada is interested?

Thinking so, she handed the flyer to Kawada Ge.

So after get off work, Chuan Tiange came here.

The arrival time is already 06:30, the concert has been going on for a long time, and now is the break time.

Chuan Tiange clenched the flyer in his hand, and walked towards the dark alley——

"Hey, give me one!"

"This is hidden secretly, be careful not to be discovered by the boss!"

"If found out...it will definitely be miserable."

Kawatage at the corner: "..."

How, how to describe these three sounds?

It's obviously a girl's voice, but the style of speaking is very rough. If you don't listen to the voice but look at the words, you probably think it's some uncle, right?

He subconsciously slowed down, leaning against the wall and looking quietly.

Three young and beautiful girls squatted on the ground together, with their legs spread apart, smoking the same cigarette.

Kawatage: "..."

He rubbed his eyes and looked again.

One of the beautiful girls took a deep puff of a cigarette, showing an intoxicated expression: "Ah——it smells like cigarettes——"

"Brother less...there's only one!" The beautiful girl with twin ponytails who was squatting next to her leaned over with a grim face, and took a deep breath, "Ah——"

"Damn..." The remaining blond girl slapped her forehead sadly, "How can I live without cigarettes!"

"It's not just that I don't have this..." The girl who looked like the captain put down her cigarette with a sad face, "There is no wine, and I have to go to bed before nine o'clock... Boss even thinks we don't need to eat!"

"That guy is simply a devil!!"

"that is!"

"Keep your voice down..." The beautiful girl with twin ponytails stood up, "You guys, do you want to be destroyed by humanity here and now?"

"Uh……"

"Let's go back quickly."

It wasn't until the beautiful girl group got into the back door of the stage again that Kawada Ge came out from the corner in a trance.

"So, girls are like this..."

Kawatage: Learn, have you learned?

Not long after, Chuan Tiange, who was holding the flyer, looked at the cute and cute girl group on the stage with a blank expression, and then glanced at the flyer in his hand.

He thought back to the beautiful girls who looked like uncles 5 minutes ago.

"Uh……"

"Airi! Airi!"

"Truth sauce is the cutest!!"

"Our Qianjia is the best!!"

The otaku off the stage waved their support light sticks and shouted hoarsely.

I don't understand...

Kawada looked at the combination of otaku and beautiful girls expressionlessly.

I really don't understand.

"It turns out that ordinary people like it..." He said with difficulty, as if he was muttering to himself, and seemed to be convincing himself, "Is that so?"

"Learning to relax is what everyone should pay attention to, right?"

Senior Kobayashi's voice of smiling and saying these words still remains in the mind of Chuan Tiange.

"So Senior Xiao Lin wants to teach me such a truth?!"

The young man's eyes widened.

"That's it... so it turns out that ordinary people's hobbies are like this!!"

Under the dim stage, while resisting the crazy support of the otaku, the black-haired examinee suddenly realized:

"Thank you Senior Kobayashi!!"

at the same time.At the izakaya party downstairs in the company, Kobayashi, who was holding a glass of wine, suddenly sneezed loudly: "Ah-choo—"

She rubbed her nose, confused.

Who is talking about her?

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Withstood the baptism of the concert of Wutian Jidao Girls Group, Kawada Ge's spirit returned to the original high.

Although I often bump into beautiful girl groups with the style of uncles, Kawada Ge has been able to accept it very well!

He thought of the buzzwords that the barrage netizens were jokingly talking about on the recent forums, and he affirmed: "This is the cuteness of contrast!"

But having said that, interstellar logistics should be here soon, right?

Chuan Tiange gradually became familiar with the style and functions of the forum, and soon found the mock exam practice system in the explanation post published by [Ordinary People's Official].At the same time, the supporting simple holographic equipment will be sent to this test preparation room through interstellar logistics.

Returning to the rented apartment along the familiar street, Kawadaga opened the door and found a large black box in the center of the living room.

It is a simple holographic device.

After judging the source of the box at a glance, Chuan Tiange happily opened the device, and quickly installed it with his hands and feet.

The familiar white round light hits the floor, as long as you stand in it, you can practice the simulation.

Chuan Tiange turned his mobile phone to silent, and checked that he was not carrying contraband according to the discipline of the examination room, and he couldn't wait to jump into the white circle.

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【Dear Candidate No. 037, you have logged in (Ordinary Life Qualification Certificate? Mock Exam Practice System), please confirm your identity. 】

"confirm……"

【After the beep, please choose the subject of your exam—(Subject [-]) (Subject [-]) (Subject [-]) (Subject [-]). 】

"Subject two..."

[Confirmation is complete, the mock exam starts now. 】

With the familiar AI voice and the familiar operation process, Chuan Tiange's heart tightened and he cheered up.

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[This exam is a mock exam. 】

【Examination room clip broadcast】

[All candidates in this examination room are requested to pay attention. The following is a clip of the world view of this examination room. Pay attention to the content and judge the world view of the examination room by yourself. 】

"Originally...it was a small knife."

Holding a twisted metal object in his hand, the man with bandaged eyes listened quietly to the words of the teenager curled up on the chair.

"I want to settle everything..."

"But it was stopped by Lixiang."

The white-haired man pursed his lips, casually throwing away the metal trash in his hands: "You are so negative——"?【1】

[The clip is played, and candidates are asked to draw a character card. 】

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Kawata: "?"

Kawata: "??"

Does this clip play for a total of 30 seconds?

How many words did these two men say? ?

Is this really a mock test and not a death test? ?

This is even more outrageous than the questions in the first second exam.

What can I tell?I just saw a bandaged fried white fur and a curled black fur say three sentences.

#Three sentences, let He Ge test an E for me#

Angry He Ge candidates tried to face-to-face battle with the AI, but the AI ​​carried by the simulation system was not an intelligent AI, but a mentally handicapped AI.

His lips were almost worn out, and he couldn't even get the slightest attention from the AI, Chuan Tiange was discouraged.

"Fortunately, it's just a mock exam..." He muttered, "If you encounter this kind of question in the exam room, I will foam at the mouth to the invigilator every minute."

Chuan Tiange sighed: "Draw the character card."

AI: "The extraction was successful——"

[SSR Gojo Satoru]

【Keywords: crazy batch; dessert lovers】

[Background filling: (Candidates are asked to play freely, and fit the situation of ordinary people under the world view of the examination room, and try to act in the examination room.)]

calm……

Calm down, He Ge.

Chuan Tiange pressed his forehead with bulging veins and took a deep breath.

"I'm bored, let's destroy it..." Finally, he put down his hand, his eyes no longer focused on death, "The extremely short segment of the character card with SSR difficulty and the keyword is crazy batch, no matter how you look at it, you can't become a normal ordinary person, right? If I'm wrong, please kill me instead of suffering from a mentally retarded AI here-"

artificial intelligence:?

Why do you blame me yourself?

#I'm just a weak, pitiful and helpless AI baby. #