After creating the vest, I joined the script team

[Answer updated for the first time on 6/28]

Little angel Hugo is a real little angel, the kind of little angel who can fly to the sky even without wings!It's so (gesturing) so good!

When I didn't eat, Hugo cat would jump to me and grab my food and let me order takeaway. Sometimes it would push its own cat food in front of me for me to eat. (Though I don't eat it.)

It will also give me medicine when I am sick, and push clothes for me when I am cold, which is super good!

Hugo cat is the cat who cares about me most in the family!

It's just that sometimes it's too good to be entangled by strange cats.

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That's right, it's the Dazai Maomao I mentioned earlier.

I don’t know when, this brown-haired Dazai Maomao who likes to wrap paper on his body has entangled Hugo Maomao. Since then, Hugo Maomao’s attention to me has been reduced by half.

Every time Hugo Maomao played with me, within a short while, I could hear Dazai Maomao's "meow meow", which became more and more miserable.

Hugo Maomao and I went out to see that Dazai Maomao was either stuck on a branch or fell into the lake.

After four times in a row, I suspected it was intentional, it was competing with me!

Unfortunately, I can't win it.

Really, I lost, miserably.

That time I screamed with Dazai Maomao, Hugo Maomao rushed out without even thinking about it, without even looking at me, not at all.

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Hugo Maomao came back with Dazai Maomao, and gave me a reproachful look, just like my dad's eyes when he watched me grab red envelopes with the juniors.

I'm having a hard time...

Because of this incident, I set my eyes on Dazai Maomao, and I will watch it intentionally or unintentionally.

In this way, I discovered a secret.

It turns out that Dazai Maomao is not trying to compete with me for favor, but trying to commit suicide.

Don't ask me how I know, after you've seen it eight times, you'll understand what it's like to die for a cat.

Dazai Maomao has jumped from a high platform on the eighth floor, jumped into the artificial lake in the community, and committed suicide by eating flowers. Every time, Hugo Maomao will appear beside him after a while, and Dazai Maomao Drag back.

No wonder Hugo Maomao looked at me like that at that time, it turned out that it thought I was naively interfering with it to save Dazai Maomao.

Alas, I was really defeated.

[6/28 Eighth update answer]

After talking about Hugo Maomao and Dazai Maomao, let me talk about the relationship between Hugo Maomao and other cats.

Hugo Maomao has the most friends among all the cats. It is not only friends with the suicidal/mad cat Dazai Maomao, but also the coldest Higashino Maomao in the family.

Yes, dear friend.

Do not doubt the word.

Only when he is with Hugo Maomao will Dongye Maomao come out to play rarely, usually Dongye Maomao will not come out.

And Dongye Maomao usually doesn't come out, only when Hugo Maomao meows, or when I annoy it, it will come out to help.

Every time I ask Dongye Maomao for help, it will look at me contemptuously, but it is different to Hugo Maomao. Dongye Maomao will lick Hugo Maomao's fur to comfort it after helping Hugo Maomao.

He will also give his own snacks to Hugo Cat, a pet in various senses.

I lost completely, and I didn't know who I lost to or where I lost.

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In addition to friends, Hugo Maomao also has his own work.

It was a rainy morning, and the two cats and I sent Luanbu Maomao back to the detective cat office as usual, and the director came out.

I watched Dongye Maomao bark at Ranbu Maomao a few times, and after Luanbu Maomao barked at Hugo Maomao a few times, the director of the Detective Maomao Office nodded seriously.

I don't know what they said, and I don't know what the director heard, and we dare not ask, anyway, Hugo has been working since then.

A monthly salary of 2000 RMB is a fifth of my salary, so I am really useless.

[6/0 Ninth update answer]

After returning from overtime, there are still so many people asking about the remaining cats, so let me briefly talk about them.

Nietzsche's cat is a very deep cat, the kind of deep feeling that you think this cat has a story as soon as you see it.

But many times it has failed its own appearance and temperament, because it likes to fight very much.

How much do you like it?

When Tagore’s cat is stupid, it will scratch. After Hugo’s cat rescues Dazai cat, it will hold the two cats together. I think Nietzsche’s cat is either walking on the road of beating cats, or walking on the road. On the way of preaching/teaching.

Yes, Nietzsche also likes to preach/teach.

One day when I got up in the middle of the night to drink water and couldn't fall asleep, I glanced out the window, and I had nightmares for days at a time.

Do you know what I saw?

I saw a group of cats nesting in my small yard, with more than 20 pairs of green eyes glowing in the dark. At that time, I thought that a supernatural event was about to happen!

I will never forget that scene.

Finally, I mustered up the courage to take a light on the second floor, and then I saw the leading cat.

It's Nietzsche's cat!

When it meows, the cats below nod their heads, they are so cute.

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You must know that those cats are all stray cats that I panicked and rebellious when I saw them. How did Nietzsche cats make them obedient?

After careful verification, I found that Nietzsche's cats would beat up disobedient cats in their territory and keep meowing after the beating.

This must be power oppression plus thought washing/brainwashing.

Nietzsche's cat also likes microwave ovens.

That's right, when I use the microwave, it will watch the warm light of the microwave rush to it.

Fortunately, Nietzsche Maomao did not do the same things as Dazai Maomao at other times, otherwise I have reason to suspect that Nietzsche Maomao is also trying to commit suicide.

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[6/0 update tenth answer]

Nietzsche's cat is a philosophical cat. It always likes to look up at the sky, and it takes a long time to look at it.

Sometimes it will talk to Tolstoy Maomao after reading it, but often the two of them will fight before they meow.

It's a real fight, different from the kind of slaps like Tagore's cats and Hugo cats, Nietzsche's cats will go up and tear Tolstoy's cats.

It's so torn, the kind that I can't even stop!

Tolstoy's cat is okay, and he still takes care of me. Nietzsche's cat scratched me so hard that I even went to the hospital to buy a roll of gauze.

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The most important thing is that I don't even dare to take revenge, because Nietzsche's cat is really super fierce, I doubt it can kill a bear!

Oh, isn't that bear the sickly Tosi Bear, after all, is Tosi Bear a bear?

It was obviously furry.

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I don't know what happened, anyway, Nietzsche cats and cats like to go out to the Tianren Wubai Zoo outside the street to find Dosi the white bear.

Tosi Shaggy is a sickly white bear. I don't know how it made friends with the fierce Nietzsche cats and cats.

Probably because Tosi Bear can listen to Nietzsche's cat and cat and communicate with it.

Because of the many times, the staff of the Five Decays of Heaven and Man Zoo are familiar with us, and many times they jokingly call Nietzsche's cat a new animal in the Five Decays of Heaven and Man Zoo.

Tsk, it's my cat, but I'm just a tool like a feeder.

【/1No.11 update answer】

After talking about Nietzsche's cat, I have to mention Tolstoy's cat, which is sometimes lively and sometimes melancholy.

But no matter what time it is, it likes to come to me and watch me cook the ingredients.

It likes nothing more than watching me kill fish.Yes, it likes to watch me kill fish instead of eating fish, strange isn't it?

It has been in the kitchen for a long time, and it occasionally helps me cook the ingredients, but the appearance of the ingredients is really hard to describe.

Not bad, but too good.

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It's the same as the one dissected by medical students on TV.

The skin and scales of the fish are completely put aside, the bones of the fish are neatly arranged, and there is no trace of cutting in the fish meat.

I was dumbfounded and convinced.

Sure enough, I am a scumbag who will cut off the fish bones when slicing the fish.