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Topic: What does it feel like to be despised by cats sometimes?

Description: The cats in my house always see something wrong with my eyes. Every time they see me doing something, it’s like seeing me stupid.

[6/24 first update answer]

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The few in my family can understand human language. I think that if the animals can go out to work, they will earn more money than me. Every time I go home, I feel that they are raising me.

Although it is very warm, there is no joy in smoking cats. Every time I take a sip, I always feel that my cat's face is covered with the words "my integrity is gone".

[6/25 second update answer]

Ask me how many?

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Only, let me tell you, there are enough of them!

At first, I only adopted a Miyazaki cat from a good friend, but later——

It came back from a cat one day from my friend, and it happened to be Monday when it was adopted, so you understand.

That's right, it came back after holding the cat for a week. At that time, I knelt on the ground and cried and begged it to stop, and then it licked its fur and gave me a noble and cold look and gave up.

do you know?At that time, I wanted to name them according to the time when they came to my house, but unfortunately the cats were firmly against it. Except when I called their names, they ignored me, as long as I called "week x" at other times, they would collectively fight for days. Take care of me.

All day, not even cat hair can be seen!

[Answer updated for the first time on 6/25]

Everyone is curious about my cat?Then I will briefly introduce it.

My first cat, the Miyazaki cat who loves to pick up cats, is a Burmese cat, but it does not meet the definition of a Burmese cat at all. I have never seen it at home except during meal time, and it Every time I stayed at home abnormally, it was because I caused trouble outside.

For the first time, it took away the dog's bone outside and threw it into the basket of a passing electric car. The dog chased the electric car all over the street, and it left the scene calmly.

This is what I saw with my own eyes, and many things happened after that. The security guard came to my door one day and told me, so I won’t go into details.

In short, Miyazaki Maomao has successfully added ten supernatural legends to my community.

It's a boss in every sense of the word, really a boss.

When I saw the kind, I wanted to stick incense and pay respects.

[6/25 fourth update answer]

Huh, after searching for an hour, I finally found it.

Let me talk about my second cat. It is a Siamese cat. Although it is ridiculously smart, it is not clinging to me at all, not at all.

Not to mention sticking to me, I only touched it twice.

Just these two times, let me learn a truth, some cats cannot be touched.

Don't ask me what happened, it's just bad luck, the kind of bad luck that will clog your teeth if you drink cold water, my mature master spent a week telling me why people's IQ is not as good as cats.

Although it is very cold most of the time, Dongye Maomao will come to me when I can't find something, pull me and tell me where it is, but every time it helps me find something, its eyes are full. Contemptuously, it says 'human beings with fish lips'.

All in all, Dongye Mao is the second most unoffensive cat in my family.

Oh, by the way, the first one is Miyazaki cat, as long as you offend it, you will offend all cats, let alone Dongye cat at that time, even the cute Tagore cat and Hugo cat will ignore me , the kind that sucks catnip for them and ignores me.

Dongye Maomao also has a friend, Luanbu Maomao.

Luanbu Maomao is a cat that he met during a walk. At first, I didn’t know what happened. I didn’t know that Luanbu Maomao was lost until Dongye Maomao led us to the detective cat office. up.

Don't look at Luanbu Maomao who often gets lost, but it is really smart. Every time I watch a mystery drama, it will identify the murderer with Dongye Maomao. I think they are in a competition.

oh?You asked me if I participated?

I don't deserve a name.

[6/26 fifth update answer]

The cat that Zhou was brought to the house was a cute Tagore cat. When it came, the little one hadn’t even weaned its milk. The whole cat was so small that it felt like it would be crushed to death in my heart.

Because I have never raised a small milk cat, I was afraid that I would accidentally raise it to death, so I planned to return it to my friend, but my friend told me that this cat was picked up by Oda Cat from the Mori cat shop next door. She also doesn't have time to raise a Tagore cat, so I'll take it after considering it.

I have to say that this is a correct decision, because the only Tagore cat in the family let me suck, only it!

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Tagore is a cute little cat, very cute. If I am at home, it will sit next to me and look up at me. When I finish my work, it will meow meow and call me to play with a small milk voice. It is super cute. That kind of little milk sound!

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Sometimes it will use its little claws to pull my pants and pull me into the room to listen to it play the guitar.

Although I don't know whether it is grinding its claws or playing the guitar, it should be playing the guitar, after all, it sounds really good.

Usually if I am not at home, it will go out by itself to play with the Oda cat next door. I heard from the owner of Sen’s cat shop that Oda cat will share its cat food with Tagore cats, elegant He licked his paws and watched Tagore cats playing beside him, just like an old father with his own children.

If Tagore is not a little orange cat, I suspect that it is the cub of Oda Cat outside.

In addition, let me say that although some people say that out of ten orange cats, nine are fat, but Tagore cats are not fat at all, but are so thin that people suspect that it only has soft fur. I can touch it every time I bathe it to its ribs.

Alas, I feed it a lot of things every day, but it is still thin and small, which makes people suspect that I have abused it.

Is it because its coat color is not purebred orange but orange-red?

[6/2 sixth update answer]

Continue to share the little cute Tagore cat.

Tagore cat likes to act like a spoiled child, every time when acting like a spoiled child, it will wrap its small tail around my feet, rub against me with its soft fur, and meow meow, that scene is super cute, so cute that I don’t think about it every time Agreeing to its request, it's like being demented.

I can touch its soft fur only when it is acting like a baby. Usually, it cherishes its fur very much and does not allow it to be touched.

Although it is really cute to be called cute, Tagore cats are also very fierce, that is when they meet Dazai cat cats from Mori's cat shop.

In fact, we can’t blame Tagore Maomao, it’s really Dazai Maomao. Although he is a cat, his behavior is quite doggy.

When Dazai cat comes to play with Hugo cat at home, he will deliberately eat Tagore cat’s favorite cat food, and put Tagore cat’s toys in places where he can’t climb up to tease him. I have already met Been several times, that scene really subverted my view.

At that time, Tagore cats would explode their hair and pounce on them like fluffy balls, but unfortunately it didn't work. The older Dazai cat slapped Tagore cats to the ground with a slap, just like slapping fur. Like the ball.

But here comes a turning point. Both Oda Maomao and Hugo Maomao saw this scene, and then the two cats partnered to teach Dazai Maomao a lesson. They didn’t even have the roll paper that Dazai Maomao likes to tie around his body. can survive.

After bumping into him a few times, I realized that Tagore Maomao deliberately let Oda Maomao and Hugo Maomao see this scene.

Cutie probably wanted to keep the two cats away from Dazai Maomao, but it was of no use. Although the two cats taught Dazai Maomao a lesson every time, they would still play with them when they played.

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After discovering that this method did not work, Tagore Maomao changed a method.

It probably got new inspiration from the scene where it saw me cry when I put chili peppers on the food.

After that, every time Dazai Maomao came to my house to play, it would sprinkle chili powder on its own cat food, but what about Dazai Maomao?

Although he has been cheated many times, he still eats the cat's food every time. After eating, he shed tears and deliberately showed the empty rice bowl to Tagore's cat. This is a typical example of hurting the enemy one thousand and self-defeating eight hundred.

The number of times has increased, and every time these two meet, they either blow their hair or meow meow like they are quarreling.

And they don't listen to me, the shit shovel officer, but fortunately, Hugo cats are there to help.

I have to say something——

Hugo Pussycat, it's a little angel!